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Channel 4
05:40 21st Century Bard
The Making of Twelfth Night
Documentary Documentary exploring the making of Channel 4's contemporary adaptation of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night.
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BBC1 South East
06:00 Breakfast
News and Current Affairs News and topical reports.
BBC2
06:00 CBeebies:Fimbles
Bagpipes
Children Series for young children in which colourful characters Fimbo, Florrie and Baby Pom explore the magical valley around them. When Florrie finds some bagpipes, she's not sure what to do with them, until Rockit arrives and shows off his talent as a piper.
06:20 The Story Makers
Swimming
Children When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and create new stories ready for the children who are coming in the morning. Jelly really hates water.
06:35 Balamory
Fingal's Cave
Children Series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. Archie is keen to take Miss Hoolie underground on a caving expedition, but does he know what he is doing?
BBC News 24
06:00 Breakfast
News and Current Affairs Early-morning programme with news bulletins.
BBC Parliament
06:00 Westminster Hall
Current affairs Recorded coverage of House of Commons proceedings from Westminster Hall.
CBeebies
06:00 Fimbles
Bagpipes
Children Series for young children in which colourful characters Fimbo, Florrie and Baby Pom explore the magical valley around them. When Florrie finds some bagpipes, she's not sure what to do with them, until Rockit arrives and shows off his talent as a piper.
06:20 The Story Makers
Swimming
Children When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and create new stories ready for the children who are coming in the morning. Jelly really hates water.
06:35 Balamory
Fingal's Cave
Children Series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. Archie is keen to take Miss Hoolie underground on a caving expedition, but does he know what he is doing?
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ITV1 Anglia
06:00 GMTV Newshour
News and Current Affairs A comprehensive round-up of today's national and international news stories, presented by John Stapleton and Penny Smith.
06:58 GMTV Today
Interests Kate Garraway and Andrew Castle kick-off another morning of news, views and special guests. Plus Keith Chegwin selects his TV pick of the day.
ITV2
06:00 Mopatop's Shop
Shake a Shake
Children When the Shakes start shaking, Mopatop and Puppyduck just have to join in - but they get so worn out they fall asleep and cannot be woken.
06:10 Engie Benjy
Sea Sneezes
Children Engie is called to Fin's where Boat is having trouble playing because she has the sea sneezes. She wants to stay out to play but every time she tries, she sneezes herself across town. One particularly hard sneeze sends her back to harbour. The team figure that they must drain the harbour to help Boat get warm, and everyone brings blankets to keep her snug.
06:25 Pocoyo
Pocoyo's Little Friend/Pocoyo Pocoyo
Children Two episodes narrated by Stephen Fry. Pocoyo makes a new friend, who turns into something very special. Pocoyo discovers a fabulous new playmate - his echo!
06:35 Doodlebops
Count On Me
Children The Doodlebops go all out to keep their promise to write letters to all their fans.
ITV3
06:00 Tales of the Unexpected
Hitchhiker
Drama Tales with a twist. A fast-car enthusiast runs into trouble after picking up a trampish hitchhiker.
06:25 Home to Roost
Front Runner
Sitcom Sitcom about a divorced father whose life is disrupted when his son moves in. Henry suggests to son Matthew that he try looking for a holiday job to boost his finances.
06:55 Heartbeat
Something of Value
Drama Nostalgic drama series. The police investigate a robbery at a wine and spirits warehouse, and Nick discovers the reasons behind Ventress's uncharacteristic behaviour. Greengrass gets a surprise proposition after being caught poaching.
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Channel 4
06:10 The Hoobs
Keys
Children Preschool fun. There are hoobloads of things on the Peep planet that open with keys. But what happens if you have a key and don't know what it opens?
06:35 The Hoobs
Waiting
Children Preschool fun. There are some things you just have to wait for - like Hooboblubbers.
E4
06:00 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest action live and direct from the Big Brother house.
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Five
06:00 Thomas & Friends
Henry and the Wishing Tree
Children Timeless series following the adventures of a little tank engine and his friends. Henry makes a wish to swap jobs with Gordon, but when his wish comes true he is not so excited.
06:10 Little Princess
I Don't Want a Cold
Children Julian Clary narrates an animated series based on the picture books. Little Princess has a cold and she's not happy about it. But a runny nose won't stop her having fun - even if she has to bend the rules a little.
06:20 Little Lodgers
Human Cannonball
Children Claymation for children. The Little Lodgers - Kemi, Naomi, Beth and Hannah - are clay model versions of the Milkshake! presenters, who share a little model house. These charming stories last two minutes and show just how complicated life can be as a Little Lodger! It maybe that Hannah's hair will not sit down, or Kemi's bottom will not fit the seat, but there is always a small problem to be overcome.
06:25 Franny's Feet
Arctic Antics
Children Children's animation. In the arctic, Franny meets Joey and his two sled dogs. Joey wants to enter a sled race, but his dogs do not know how to work together.
06:35 Peppa Pig
The Playground
Children Animated series about a lovable little pig. George is joining Peppa at her playgroup but she doesn't really want him there - until her friends decide that George is brilliant.
06:45 Hi-5
Amazing - Creatures and Things in Nature
Children Five lively presenters make learning fun through music, movement and laughter. Chats's hot water system is broken. In the process of fixing it, she and Kelli go on a fantasy journey exploring underwater hot vents and the amazing creatures to be found there.
Five Life
06:00 Tickle, Patch and Friends
Children Puppet series following the exploits of a pair of mischievous guinea pigs.
06:25 Franklin
Children Animation about an inquisitive young turtle. In Franklin and the Copycat, Franklin is offended when Rabbit copies his drawing style. And in Big Brother Franklin, Franklin finds that Squirrel is better than him at many things.
06:50 Gerald McBoing Boing
Burping Hero and Play
Animation Onomatopoeic animation with the world's noisiest boy. In `Burping Hero', Burp saves a dog pal from going to the pound; and in `Play', Gerald's sounds save Janine's play.
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Sky Three
06:00 Animal Airport
Documentary A behind-the-scenes look at Heathrow Airport's animal reception centre. The staff receive an early-morning call to come to the rescue of two young alpacas being trampled in a shipment of older animals. Manager Rob Quest gets excited about the prospect of seeing a giraffe-necked weevil. And two welfare officers get a fright when they unload a shipment of hundreds of tarantulas.
06:30 Vets in Hong Kong
Documentary Series following six vets who work at the Hong Kong SPCA, one of the region's busiest practices. A cat is treated after falling from a fifth-floor window, and a sick puppy is brought in by a street trader.
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BBC2
07:00 CBBC:Arthur
DW Aims High
Children Animated series following the adventures of a young aardvark and his friends. DW wants to be the first person to set foot on Mars. But won't angry purple aliens eat her? With help from her dad, DW separates fact from fiction and discovers the excitement of space exploration.
07:15 Do Something Different
Children Sam and Mark are on a mission to get one million kids to Do Something Different by the end of the summer. With suggestions of stuff to do and great films to watch, this is how to make your holidays the best ever.
CBBC
07:00 Newsround
Children Topical news magazine for children.
07:01 Even Stevens
Hardly Famous
Sitcom US sitcom about the sibling rivalry between perfect student Ren Stevens and her class clown brother Louis. Louis is devastated when Tawny is accepted into a performing arts school, and is determined to join her in her new school.
07:30 Arthur
Children Animation following the adventures of a young aardvark and his friends. In Buster's Back, Arthur is worried that Buster will have changed while travelling around the world and The Ballad of Buster Baxter is the story of how Buster feels when he comes home to Elwood City.
CBeebies
07:00 Tweenies
Pottery Present
Children Playtime with the puppet people - Jake, Fizz, Milo and Bella. Max visits a pottery and picks up a present for someone special. What can it be and who is it for? There's only one way to find out!
07:20 Boogie Beebies
Rainbow Sky - Monday
Children Children's music and dance programme. Red, orange, yellow, green - what is your favourite colour? Whatever it is, you are sure to find it in this week's very colourful Boogie Beebies.
07:35 Lazytown
Play Day
Children Fun with pink-haired Stephanie, an optimistic eight year old and superhero Sportacus as they learn how to make healthy choices and get active. The LazyTown children are spending the day playing fun games like cowboys and jungle animals but Robbie arrives in a gorilla costume, trying to break up their fun.
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ITV2
07:00 Transformers Cybertron
Trust
Children Animated series with vehicles that transform themselves into mighty robots.
07:25 Captain Scarlet
Mercury Falling
Children Children's animation. Destiny and Captain Blue pilot a space shuttle carrying an early-warning system for detecting Mysteron threats into Earth orbit. When an extortionist takes control of the craft and threatens to divert its re-entry to crash land on Washington, Captain Scarlet races against time to locate the culprit before Captain Black gets to him.
07:55 Yu-Gi-Oh! GX
The Shadow Duellist
Children Jaden and the others head to an old Obelisk Blue dormitory where Alexis's brother disappeared. Crowler hires the Shadow Duellist to take Jaden out.
ITV3
07:50 Agatha Christie's Poirot
The Third Floor Flat
Drama Poirot discovers a murder in his own block of flats, and goes on the trail of boisterous neighbours and strange nocturnal noises in the lift shaft.
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Channel 4
07:00 Just Shoot Me
Strange Bedfellows
Sitcom Sitcom set in the offices of a New York magazine. Maya fails in heading off a boycott of the magazine while Jack succeeds in sleeping with the feminist who is organising it.
07:25 Big Brother's Little Brother
Entertainment Another chance to see the fanzine show hosted by Dermot O'Leary from the Big Brother nerve centre, bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.
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Five
07:20 Hana's Helpline
You're a Star
Children Series about a duck agony aunt who helps animals with their problems. Fergus the firefly is overlooked when Mrs Winger is casting the school nativity play. Fortunately, Hana sees his potential to play the star which leads the wise men to Bethlehem.
07:30 Rupert Bear
Rupert and the Unusual Birthday
Children Animated adventures of Rupert Bear. Rupert, Ping Pong and Bill plan a surprise birthday party for Edward, but thanks to Ping Pong's magic everything goes topsy-turvy. Then they discover that they've also mixed up the dates - and it isn't Edward's birthday at all! However, Edward still has the best surprise non-birthday birthday party ever.
07:45 Make Way for Noddy
The Tell-Tale Bell
Children Children's animated series. In order to help Noddy tell right from wrong, Big-Ears enchants the bell on his hat, making it ring whenever he is about to do wrong. However, the goblins silence the bell in order to trick Noddy into assisting them with one of their pranks.
Five Life
07:10 George Shrinks
In the Duck Soup
Children Children's animated series about an intrepid three-inch-tall boy. When Junior's favourite toy duck becomes faulty, the Shrinks take it to be repaired, but at the repair shop George needs to muster help from all the toys after some defective robots become intent on destroying the duck.
07:35 Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs
Look What I Found!
Children Animation about a boy whose toy dinosaurs come to life and transport him to a magical world. Harry finds a skipping rope outside his house and decides that 'finders should be keepers', so he goes to Dino-World to play with it. Whilst there, Sid loses his glasses, and finds that they have been claimed by a troll who also believes in the 'finders keepers' rule. Harry and the dinos have trouble getting the glasses back, and learn that it's not fair to keep things that belong to someone else.
07:50 Franny's Feet
A Stand-out Performance
Children Children's animation. Franny meets a cricket that's unhappy because it blends in with the scenery.
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Sky Three
07:00 Masterminds
A Day at the Races
Documentary Investigations into some of history's most daring and complex crime capers, revealing how three fraternity brothers duped the horse racing world by forging hundreds of tickets.
07:30 Crime Scene
Documentary Series narrated by Chris Slade following the crime scene investigators of Devon and Cornwall Police. The team believe they have discovered the knife used in a fatal stabbing and employ state of the art techniques to prove it and a post mortem presents an unexpected problem for pathologist Guyan Fernando.
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BBC2
08:00 The Story of Tracy Beaker
Home & Hosed
Children Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Ben's aunt and uncle want to foster Tracy - but what about Cam and her friends?
08:15 Krypto the Superdog
Growing Pains
Children Children's animation about Superman's puppy Krypto. Snooky attacks Krypto with an ageing machine and inadvertently ages Kevin into an adult.
08:30 CBeebies:In the Night Garden
Wave to the wottingers
Children The Pontipines go for a very long walk. When they reach the Tombliboo house, the Pontipine children play a game of jumping in the Tombliboos' trousers. Mr and Mrs Pontipine have to go home without the children again.
BBC News 24
08:30 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
CBBC
08:00 The Story of Tracy Beaker
Children Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. The little kids decide to set up The Beaker Club in honour of their hero, Tracy. Also, the Dumping Ground is thrown into chaos when there's a power cut, and Tracy spots an opportunity for some fun.
08:30 The Likeaballs
Trophy
Children Children's animation. Travelling through space after their home planet was destroyed, ball shaped aliens the Likeaballs compete in sporting challenges, whilst promoting fair play and team spirit. Renegade group the Dislikeaballs are out to beat them using any evil method they can. The Likeaballs sweep the board at a sports-award ceremony and are invited to attend the first annual meeting of the Likeaball's fan club. While away, Count Horriball breaks into their HQ to steal their trophies.
08:40 Mysti
Children Mystical entertainment from the sassy fairy. Ella craves fame and fortune - so is it magic or just luck when Carrie and David Grant from Fame Academy enter the diner one day?
CBeebies
08:00 Bob the Builder
Molly's Fashion Show
Children Cartoon adventures of builder Bob and his friends - Travis the tractor, Scoop the bulldozer, Lofty the crane and Dizzy the cement mixer. Pam Goody is running out of money to complete the Arts Centre renovations and Molly suggests holding a fashion show to raise funds.
08:15 Pingu
Pingu Digs a Hole
Children The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin.
08:20 Gordon the Garden Gnome
Gnome on the Moon
Animation Pre-school animated series featuring Alan Titchmarsh as the voice of Gordon, a cheerful gardening Gnome. Armstrong Gnome arrives in Gordon's garden after visiting the moon.
08:30 Get Set Go:Tweenies
Favourite Songs
Children Playtime with the puppet people - Jake, Fizz, Milo and Bella. The Tweenies decide to do their own version of Top Of The Pops. They each think of their favourite song, but Jake can't decide which song is his favourite - there are so many! However, Doodles comes to the rescue when he has an idea.
08:50 Fun with Phonics
Education
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ITV1 Anglia
08:35 LK Today
Interests Fashion, showbiz and lifestyle news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.
ITV2
08:25 Sabrina's Secret Life
Putting Off
Children Sabrina knows there's a big assignment due at school - a term paper on a world conqueror. But she keeps putting the assignment off and putting it off and putting it off.
08:55 Viva Pinata
Franklin Can't Dance/Les Saves the Day - Again!
Children Two episodes. Franklin wants to impress a lady fizzlybear with his great dancing. But despite his masterful surfing, Franklin just can't dance! A volcano is threatening to erupt on the night of the big beach party. Only Les Galagoogoo, the smart but silent bushbaby, knows about it - and nobody understands his warnings.
ITV3
08:55 Ironside
Murder by One
Drama Police drama series set in San Francisco. Fran involves the Chief when she questions a friend's suicide.
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Channel 4
08:25 Big Brother
Documentary Another chance to see the most recent instalment of highlights from the Big Brother house.
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Five
08:00 Say It with Noddy
Chair
Children Learn new languages with Noddy and friends. Big Ears holds story-time at his home and Noddy makes sure everyone has a seat and uses his new word `chair' in Urdu.
08:05 Fifi and the Flowertots
Bumble Catches a Cold
Children Animation about a mischievous young flower girl and her garden friends. Poor Bumble has got a cold and can't go on the picnic with the other Flowertots. Fifi has a brilliant idea and everyone works together to bring the picnic indoors to Bumble.
08:20 Peppa Pig
Traffic Jam
Children Animated series about a lovable little pig. Granny and Grandpa Pig have invited Peppa and her family to lunch. On the way, Peppa's family get caught in a very long traffic jam. They still haven't arrived by the time lunch is ready, so Grandpa Pig decides to bring the lunch to them - in his wheelbarrow! There's enough delicious food for everyone stuck in the jam.
08:25 Thomas & Friends
Flour Power
Children Timeless series following the adventures of a cheeky little tank engine and his engine friends. It's Halloween and Thomas must work with Devious Diesel to get the island's flour ready for the morning. On the way to the flour mill, Diesel points out the scary things along the way.
08:40 Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends
A Little Ladybug Lost
Children Animation based on the best-selling children's books. Shimmer, Pansy and Snowdrop befriend Grace, a little Asian ladybug whose family flew off after their hibernation and accidentally left her on her own.
08:50 Insect Antics
Children An introduction to insects for preschoolers.
Five Life
08:00 The Save-Ums!
Save That Fish!
Children Pre-school fun with the miniature superheroes. Maude needs a new water tank to live in.
08:20 The Milkshake! Show
Jobs - Emergency!
Children Children's show presented by the Milkshake! team, featuring songs, stories, jokes and challenges. Shake is up to mischief around the Milkshake House. Also featuring a trick from Hannah's magic garden, an Aqua Adventure, Tummy Ticklers and an exciting challenge.
08:50 Sailor Sid
The Circus Act
Animation Animation about an officer in the King's navy. The Royal ringmaster asks Sid to find a new act for the royal circus. Stumbling across a lazy monkey, Sid is unimpressed with the monkey's total lack of talent until he discovers the monkey has a remarkable ability in spinning pineapples on his nose.
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Sky Three
08:00 Sky Travel Shop - Sky Three
Travel The latest tourism and travel news.
08:30 Lion Man
Documentary Series following conservationist Craig Busch who runs a big cat sanctuary with his partner Karen. Jahdu the white royal Bengal tiger has an operation on a swollen joint, and Karen and Craig take two young lions to the beach.
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BBC1 South East
09:15 Don't Get Done, Get Dom
Interests Dominic Littlewood fights for the rights of consumers and passes on the tricks of the trade to save cash on the high street. He takes on Hotpoint over a washing machine that has been repaired eight times in five months and asks if extended warranties are worth the money. He then goes casting for a deal on a new fishing tent.
BBC2
09:00 Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies
All Creatures Great and Small
Children Programme for preschool children combining animation with live action footage from National Geographic and the BBC film archives.
09:15 Something Special
Toys
Education Educational series for four- to seven-year-old children with learning difficulties, offering teachers, parents and carers a range of approaches to develop language and communication skills. Mr Tumble has a tea party with some of his favourite toys and gets in a bit of a mess.
09:30 Big Cook Little Cook
Elephant
Children Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Together Ben and Small run a special cafe where every day a different customer calls in for a tasty treat. Ben and Small are playing a memory game where they are trying to remember a list of objects from which one disappears. Then an elephant comes into the cafe. Ben and Small decide to make a Jumbo Snack for him and in return the elephant cleans their cafe. It is their feather duster that's missing from the memory game.
09:50 Underground Ernie
How Great The Art
Children CGI animation. Ernie, controller of International Underground, is always on hand to help his friends and to get passengers to their destinations safely. He is helped by trains Victoria, Bakerloo, Circle, Jubilee, the twins Hammersmith and City and Ernie's friends Millie and Mr Rails. Brooklyn brings a piece of abstract art back from New York, but no one wants it on their platform!
BBC News 24
09:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
BBC Parliament
09:00 The Record Review
Current affairs Highlights of the week in Parliament, presented by Kristiina Cooper.
CBBC
09:00 Prank Patrol
Magic Show
Children Will it be a magic moment for our prankster Jasmine when she casts a spell over her mate Chloe? Will Chloe be taken in by the tricks of the trade?
09:30 Stitch Up
Children Children take to the streets of the UK with their covert cameras and hidden mics to target members of the public with their practical jokes. A Saturday worker in a hairdresser's endures a day she'll never forget.
CBeebies
09:00 Balamory
Fingal's Cave
Children Series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. Archie is keen to take Miss Hoolie underground on a caving expedition, but does he know what he is doing?
09:20 Barnaby Bear
Barnaby at the Aquarium
Children Educational fun. Barnaby and his friend Becky visit the London Aquarium, where there is a surprise for Becky, but first she has to follow Barnaby's fishy clues.
09:35 Bits and Bobs
Kite
Children The adventures of Bits and Bobs, two inquisitive balls of fluff who are keen to find out about the world. Trug spots a flappy thing and some string.
09:50 Little Red Tractor
Topsy Turvey
Children Animated children's series about life on Gosling Farm. It appears that there is a thief in Babblebrook after a number of items go missing. After the disappearance of his freshly caught fish, Mr. Jones decides to set a trap. Can Stan and Little Red Tractor find the missing items and who has Mr. Jones captured and locked in his barn?
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ITV1 Anglia
09:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show
My Sons Have Turned Against Me... I Want to Know Why
Talk show Jeremy Kyle presents a confrontational talk show in which guests thrash out their conflicts, dilemmas and relationship issues in front of a studio audience.
ITV2
09:25 Coronation Street
Soap Will Eileen call it off with her new man? Sean gets over-excited about his 'project' with Violet. Cilla stages a stunt at the takeaway that leaves the Mortons fuming. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/coronationstreet.
09:55 Emmerdale
Soap Perdy is unnerved by Rosemary's mind games. Marlon and Donna clash when he spends the whole day boozing with Eli. Pollard and David plot to stage a fake sale of Jacob's Fold. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/emmerdale.
ITV3
09:55 Quincy, ME
Across the Line
Drama Drama series about the cases of LA County's sleuthing chief coroner. Quincy comes to the aid of a police officer who accidentally shot a hostage during a bank robbery.
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Channel 4
09:25 Will and Grace
Nice in White Satin
Sitcom Sitcom about the friendship between a gay man and a straight woman who share a New York apartment. Will takes Karen to the doctor after she misses her physical. Jack flirts with a male nurse and later announces that he wants to be a nurse himself.
09:50 ER
Strange Bedfellows
Drama Medical drama series. Abby and Morris struggle to figure out what is wrong with a teenager who has been involved in a car accident. Meanwhile, Neela gets a visit from her in-laws and Kovac tells Abby that he plans to go to Africa.
More4
09:00 Deal or No Deal
Game show Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Viewers can enter a daily prize draw, with a cash prize of up to 10,000 pounds, by calling . Calls cost a pound; mobile and other network rates may vary. Lines open and close during the programme.
09:45 Property Ladder US
Interests US version of the show which offers advice to amateur property developers looking to make a profit in the housing market. Presented by veteran real estate investor Kirsten Kemp.
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Five
09:00 The Wright Stuff
Entertainment Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show with Aggie MacKenzie of TV's How Clean Is Your House and Family and Education expert Gladeana McMahon. With panellists David Bull and Tanni Grey-Thompson.
Five Life
09:00 Make Way for Noddy
Bumpy Dog's Visit
Children Children's animated series. When Tessie Bear leaves town for a day, Noddy thinks taking care of Bumpy Dog will be easy, but he soon learns otherwise.
09:10 Say It with Noddy
Sit Down
Children Learn new languages with Noddy and friends. Noddy and friends play a game of musical chairs and Noddy learns how to say 'sit down' in Swahili.
09:20 Roary the Racing Car
Big Chris's Big Workout
Animation Animated adventures of the cheerful racing car, featuring the voice of Peter Kay. Marsha challenges Big Chris to a race.
09:35 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky
That's Magic
Animation Children's animation which inspires kids to create weird and wonderful things out of everyday objects. After watching a magician perform, Bill and Corky want to try magic for themselves - with a little help from Dandy the fairy. Dandy gives them some fairy dust to sprinkle on the hat, but warns them not to use too much. Then the magic hat comes to life! Narrated by Miranda Richardson.
Five US
09:00 Teleshopping
Interests Shopping from home.
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Sky Three
09:00 Sky Travel Shop - Sky Three
Travel The latest tourism and travel news.
09:30 Crime Scene
Documentary Series narrated by Chris Slade following the crime scene investigators of Devon and Cornwall Police. Dave Green investigates a suspicious death in Plymouth, and Simon Harris hunts for clues in Tiverton following an arson attack on a family home. And pathologist Guyan Fernando reveals the lighter side of his job.
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BBC1 South East
10:00 Homes under the Hammer
Interests Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander cast their expert eyes over properties before they go to auction. They view a Cornish hotel, a three-bedroom house in Nottingham and a piece of land on the seafront in Kent.
BBC2
10:00 Lazytown
Dancing Duel
Children Fun with pink-haired Stephanie, an optimistic eight-year-old and superhero Sportacus as they learn how to make healthy choices and get active. There's a dance competition under way in LazyTown but Robbie believes that if Stephanie wins, LazyTown will become too active. So he creates a robot dancing girl to compete against her. Can Stephanie beat the robot?
10:30 Yesterday at Wimbledon
Sport Another chance to see highlights of yesterday's Men's Final, presented by John Inverdale.
BBC News 24
10:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
BBC Parliament
10:00 Straight Talk
Current affairs Andrew Neil interviews a leading political figure on topical issues.
10:30 The Record Europe
Current affairs Shirin Wheeler takes an in-depth look at the politics of Europe.
CBBC
10:00 Get Your Own Back
Children Game show that offers children the chance to turn the tables on an assortment of adults, including parents and teachers, and unceremoniously `plunge them in the gunge'.
10:25 Bring It On
Children Children's series in which Fran Beauman and Ania Dykczak attempt to master new skills. In this programme they have to design and build their own soapbox racer before entering it in a race. But neither of them can drive, and their knowledge of engineering is patchy.
CBeebies
10:00 Big Cook Little Cook
Aladdin
Children Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Ben enters the cafe with an old rug claiming it's a magic carpet from Persia. Small isn't convinced Ben will be able to fly on his carpet but Ben's determined to prove Small wrong. Their customer today is Aladdin and Ben and Small make him a Magic Carpet Waffle. In return for his delicious meal, Aladdin leaves them a wish from his magic lamp. Small wishes that Ben's carpet can fly and it does!
10:25 The Shiny Show
Face Painting
Children Quiz show for the very young, presented by Dogsby the dog, Mukka the monkey and Tigs the tiger. In this edition, the gang try face painting.
10:45 The Roly Mo Show
Four Seasons in One Day
Children Series for pre-school children. Roly, Little Bo, Yugo and Migo all have their own best things but there are some things that they can share too. Little Bo visits her uncle, Roly Mo, in Fimble Valley every day and there's always something exciting to do during a visit. The weather just doesn't know what it wants to do today, so the only solution is for Little Bo, Yugo and Migo to get dressed for all weathers.
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ITV1 Anglia
10:30 This Morning
Talk show Presented by Fern Britton and Phillip Schofield. Andrew Morton goes behind the gloss and glamour to expose the real Posh and Becks in his controversial biography, and Tim Healy talks about starring in the West End show Celebration. Including 11.10 ITV News Headlines. 11.15 Local News and Weather. Digital satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/thismorning.
ITV2
10:20 Emmerdale
Soap Rosemary secretly meddles with Perdy's pills. Marlon is unnerved by Eli's demands. Pollard pretends to be Pearl's knight in shining armour. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/emmerdale.
10:50 The Montel Williams Show
Talk show Controversial American talk show hosted by ex-naval officer Montel Williams.
ITV3
10:55 Quantum Leap
Heart of a Champion
Drama 1955, and time-travelling scientist Sam Beckett lands on earth with a bump as tag team wrestler Terry Sammis, whose partner Ronnie must be persuaded to quit the ring.
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Channel 4
10:50 Without a Trace
Transitions
Drama American drama series about the FBI Missing Persons Squad. Jack and the team investigate the disappearance of a choir singer.
More4
10:30 How Clean Is Your House?
Documentary Housekeeper Kim Woodburn and presenter Aggie MacKenzie travel to the US to attend to the filthiest of dwellings.
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Five
10:30 Trisha Goddard
Son, Dump Your Deceitful Partner... the Baby's Not Yours!
Talk show Daytime discussion show. Karen claims her son's girlfriend, Simone, has created a rift in her family. Plus, Amanda came on the show recently vowing to never lie, cheat or deceive again. But has she changed?
Five Life
10:00 Home and Away: The Early Years
Soap Is Hayley going off the rails? And is the pressure of leading a double life getting too much for Shauna?
10:30 Home and Away: The Early Years
Soap Is Vinnie losing Leah? Shauna looks guiltier than ever. Alf protects Duncan from local gossip.
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Sky Three
10:00 Sky Travel Shop - Sky Three
Travel The latest tourism and travel news.
10:30 Vets in Hong Kong
Documentary Series following six vets who work at the Hong Kong SPCA, one of the region's busiest practices. Featuring a desperate battle to save a dying dog and a visit to a wildlife refuge.
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BBC1 South East
11:00 To Buy or Not to Buy
Interests Series that gives buyers the chance to test-drive a property before they buy it. For this programme, Kristian Digby and Simon O'Brien are in Evesham.
11:45 Cash in the Attic
Entertainment Series looking at the value of household junk. Mark Chenoworth suffers from spina bifida and has problems with mobility. With the help of wife Denise and the Cash in the Attic team, Mark plans to clear out his extensive china collection to fund some life changing treatment.
BBC2
11:30 Wildlife on One
Documentary Wildlife documentary.
BBC News 24
11:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
BBC Parliament
11:00 Select Committees
Current affairs Recorded coverage of Select Committee proceedings.
CBBC
11:00 SMart
Children Children's art magazine with Mark Speight, Jay Burridge and Kirsten O'Brien. In this edition: realistic animal drawing using one tone of pastels; a 3-D picture in a box; and a simple way of adding colour to a dull picture.
11:30 Whizz Whizz Bang Bang
Poo Power
Children Whizz Whizz Bang Bang, the show that takes your crazy invention ideas and makes them happen. On today's show another young creator gets to design and build their own wacky invention. But will it pass the all important road test? Plus more bonkers science.
CBeebies
11:00 Teletubbies
Wake-up
Children Preschool fun, fantasy and education. The Teletubbies have fun playing a game called waking and sleeping.
11:25 Muffin the Mule
Whodunnit
Children Animated fun with the lovable mule. Things keep on disappearing.
11:35 Doodle Do
Spider's Web
Children Adventures with the Doodle Doers. They discover how to make a spider's web using a bouncy ball and paint, inspiring a musical medley extravaganza.
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ITV2
11:35 Judge Judy
Interests Triple bill of the show in which New York City's outspoken family court judge, Judy Sheindlin, presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts.
ITV3
11:55 Cagney and Lacey
A Safe Place
Drama The police heroines are on the trail of a plutonium thief, no less, but they find their investigations hampered by government interference. On the domestic front Mary Beth and Harvey try to understand real estate mumbo-jumbo as they prepare to buy their first home.
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Channel 4
11:40 Science Scams
Beringer's Lying Stones
Documentary Documentary series looking at the real stories behind some of the greatest scientific frauds in history. In 1725, Dr Johann Beringer believed he had found conclusive proof of divine creation by revealing how fossils were formed.
11:50 Water Stories
Interests The stories of people whose lives are inextricably linked to the rivers, lakes and canals of Great Britain. The Amphicar fanatics from around the world take their custom-made cars for a swim along the Thames in London.
More4
11:00 How Clean Is Your House?
Documentary Housekeeper Kim Woodburn and presenter Aggie MacKenzie work their cleaning magic on homes around the US.
11:30 The Property Chain
Consumer Kirstie Allsopp reveals the complexities and crises of being in a property chain. This episode's householders are all in Portsmouth. The chain has been formed for over six weeks when everything starts to fall apart.
E4
11:00 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest action live and direct from the Big Brother house.
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Five
11:30 five news
News and Current Affairs National and international news.
Five Life
11:00 The Wright Stuff
Entertainment Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show with Aggie MacKenzie of TV's How Clean Is Your House and Family and Education expert Gladeana McMahon. With panellists David Bull and Tanni Grey-Thompson.
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Sky Three
11:00 Sky Travel Shop - Sky Three
Travel The latest tourism and travel news.
11:30 Filth Files
Documentary Documentary following Auckland's Environmental Health officers as they take to the streets to investigate cases that threaten the health of the city's inhabitants.
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BBC1 South East
12:15 Bargain Hunt
Interests Tim Wonnacott presents as two mother and child teams teams go hunting for bargains at an antiques fair at Grimsthorpe Castle in Lincolnshire. Charles Hanson and Michael Hogben provide expert opinion.
BBC2
12:00 The Daily Politics
Current affairs News, views and moves on the political stories of the day, plus live House of Commons coverage presented by Andrew Neil and Jenny Scott.
12:30 Working Lunch
Business The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.
BBC News 24
12:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
CBBC
12:00 BAMZOOKi
Children Children's entertainment show in which teams of kids design creatures called zooks which are put to the test against each other. The zooks have to do all sorts of tasks such as climb over obstacles, move around objects and win a sprinting race. The Binfield Boomerangs face the Southgate Tomboys in an attempt to reach Friday's final.
12:30 Maid Marian and Her Merry Men
Rotten Rose
Children Comedy adventure series. Robin has made it to the top of the hero charts - and Rose is his biggest fan.
CBeebies
12:00 Balamory
Fingal's Cave
Children Series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. Archie is keen to take Miss Hoolie underground on a caving expedition, but does he know what he is doing?
12:20 Barnaby Bear
Barnaby at the Aquarium
Children Educational fun. Barnaby and his friend Becky visit the London Aquarium, where there is a surprise for Becky, but first she has to follow Barnaby's fishy clues.
12:35 Bits and Bobs
Kite
Children The adventures of Bits and Bobs, two inquisitive balls of fluff who are keen to find out about the world. Trug spots a flappy thing and some string.
12:50 Little Red Tractor
Topsy Turvey
Children Animated children's series about life on Gosling Farm. It appears that there is a thief in Babblebrook after a number of items go missing. After the disappearance of his freshly caught fish, Mr. Jones decides to set a trap. Can Stan and Little Red Tractor find the missing items and who has Mr. Jones captured and locked in his barn?
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ITV1 Anglia
12:30 Loose Women
Talk show Loose ladies Jackie Brambles, Coleen Nolan, Carol McGiffin and Lynda Bellingham kick off your week with all the latest hot news and gossip. Today they're joined in the studio by columnist and author India Knight.
ITV2
12:00 Coronation Street
Soap Will Eileen call it off with her new man? Sean gets over-excited about his 'project' with Violet. Cilla stages a stunt at the takeaway that leaves the Mortons fuming. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/coronationstreet.
12:30 Emmerdale
Soap Perdy is unnerved by Rosemary's mind games. Marlon and Donna clash when he spends the whole day boozing with Eli. Pollard and David plot to stage a fake sale of Jacob's Fold. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/emmerdale.
ITV3
12:55 Cribb
The Last Trumpet
Drama Victorian police drama series based on the novels by Peter Lovesey, featuring Inspector Cribb and the Scotland Yard CID. Plans are being made to transport an elephant from Regent's Park Zoo to America. The assignment turns into a murder investigation.
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Channel 4
12:00 News at Noon
News and Current Affairs Daily news including business news, sport and weather.
12:30 British Made
Deck Chair
Documentary Series celebrating quirky, quintessentially British designs. Charlie Luxton gets to grips with the deck chair.
12:45 No Going Back: A New Life in France
Documentary Series following the fortunes of Benn and Amy Coley who, three years earlier, began a new life in France. The couple are not generating enough income from their guesthouse in Biarritz, and so they spend a winter apart as Benn returns to London for work. Now, with a baby on the way, they're determined not to give up on their dream.
More4
12:35 A Place in the Sun
Limousin
Travel Series on holiday homes abroad. Amanda Lamb discovers the remote area of Limousin in southwest France, with some of the cheapest property in the country. Househunters Michael Irvine and Chris Van Putten are looking to relocate from Edinburgh and open a hotel, but with a limited budget, Amanda must find them something in a good state of repair.
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Five
12:00 Home and Away
Soap Leah makes a dash to Athens to help her jailbird brother. Lily's birthday party takes a nasty turn when Ric and Jules clash.
12:30 House
Euphoria Pt 1
Drama US hospital drama about a maverick, anti-social New Jersey doctor. When a police officer with a gunshot wound to the head and uncontrollable laughter is admitted, House and the team are baffled. When Foreman begins showing the same symptoms, they race to determine the cause of the illness before Foreman's condition takes the same path.
Five Life
12:30 Trisha Goddard
Son, Dump Your Deceitful Partner... the Baby's Not Yours!
Talk show Daytime discussion show. Karen claims her son's girlfriend, Simone, has created a rift in her family. Plus, Amanda came on the show recently vowing to never lie, cheat or deceive again. But has she changed?
Five US
12:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Comedy Improvised comedy series. Surreal gags and peculiar moments in this US version of the popular British comedy game show hosted by Drew Carey. With guest Kathy Greenwood.
12:30 Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Comedy Improvised comedy series. Surreal gags and peculiar moments in this US version of the popular British comedy game show hosted by Drew Carey. With guest Kathy Greenwood.
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Sky Three
12:00 Taste
Cookery Designer food programme. Paul Bloxham shows off his coffee crusted lamb rumps, plus a baked apple and raspberry charlotte. Sue Alexander reveals her one day detox and tai Altman quaffs champagne cocktails.
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BBC1 South East
13:00 BBC News; Weather
News and Current Affairs
13:30 Regional News and Weather
News and Current Affairs
13:40 Neighbours
Soap Pepper's stalker is arrested, but have they got the right man? Toadie and Steph finally acknowledge their feelings, and Steph stops Boyd from spiralling out of control. A dream overseas job offer tests Janelle and Steiger's love. Charlotte uses Paul's wicked ways to take advantage of him.
BBC2
13:00 Animal Park
Interests Ben Fogle and Kate Humble explore life behind the scenes at Longleat Estate and Safari Park. The cameras catch a unique view of an Eland birth. Most animals do their best to conceal themselves when giving birth, so it is very rare for keepers to see the actual delivery. And although rats have a bad reputation two of the world's largest are trained to hunt for land mines.
13:30 Open Gardens
Gardening Carol Klein presents a series following people who transform their gardens in an attempt to be accepted by the National Gardens Scheme. The owner of The Gargoyle, a garden perched on a steep slope on the cliffs above the Severn estuary, wants to open it so she can raise money for the Meningitis Trust. And Owlsbarn, a flat, sheltered garden outside Exeter, is the planned location for a ruby wedding anniversary celebration.
BBC News 24
13:00 BBC News; Weather
News and Current Affairs
13:30 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
BBC Parliament
13:45 Business Questions
Current affairs Recorded coverage of the announcement of future Commons business and questions to the Leader of the Commons.
CBBC
13:00 The Queen's Nose
Children Children's drama series about a magical coin that makes wishes come true. When Sam rashly wishes for Audrey's problems instead of her own, the two find that they have swapped bodies. While Sam is forced to take on Audrey's responsibilities, Audrey goes skateboarding.
13:30 Roar
Children Alex Dolan and Matthew Skilton present a series following keepers in Port Lympne and Howletts wild animal parks in Kent. We meet the big but not-so-bad wolf, and say hello to the park's naughtiest gorilla. Plus there is a colossal birthday cake for the biggest baby in the park, Jara the elephant.
CBeebies
13:00 Big Cook Little Cook
Aladdin
Children Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Ben enters the cafe with an old rug claiming it's a magic carpet from Persia. Small isn't convinced Ben will be able to fly on his carpet but Ben's determined to prove Small wrong. Their customer today is Aladdin and Ben and Small make him a Magic Carpet Waffle. In return for his delicious meal, Aladdin leaves them a wish from his magic lamp. Small wishes that Ben's carpet can fly and it does!
13:25 The Shiny Show
Face Painting
Children Quiz show for the very young, presented by Dogsby the dog, Mukka the monkey and Tigs the tiger. In this edition, the gang try face painting.
13:45 The Roly Mo Show
Four Seasons in One Day
Children Series for pre-school children. Roly, Little Bo, Yugo and Migo all have their own best things but there are some things that they can share too. Little Bo visits her uncle, Roly Mo, in Fimble Valley every day and there's always something exciting to do during a visit. The weather just doesn't know what it wants to do today, so the only solution is for Little Bo, Yugo and Migo to get dressed for all weathers.
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ITV1 Anglia
13:30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather
News and Current Affairs Including local news and weather.
ITV2
13:00 Emmerdale
Soap Rosemary secretly meddles with Perdy's pills. Marlon is unnerved by Eli's demands. Pollard pretends to be Pearl's knight in shining armour. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/emmerdale.
13:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show
My Sons Have Turned Against Me... I Want to Know Why
Talk show Jeremy Kyle presents a confrontational talk show in which guests thrash out their conflicts, dilemmas and relationship issues in front of a studio audience.
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Channel 4
13:15 No Going Back: A New Life in France
Documentary Series following the fortunes of Benn and Amy Coley who, three years earlier, began a new life in France. Convinced that they've discovered a goldmine in the ski resorts of Cauterets, Benn and Amy go property-buying mad. To attract punters, Benn tries to learn how to make an igloo.
13:45 School for Scoundrels
film British comedy about a born loser who enrols at the College of Lifemanship and turns his life around by learning how to charm and cheat his way to the top with the minimum of effort. Adapted from the Oneupmanship books by Stephen Potter.
More4
13:05 Deal or No Deal
Game show Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Viewers can enter a daily prize draw, with a cash prize of up to 10,000 pounds, by calling . Calls cost a pound; mobile and other network rates may vary. Lines open and close during the programme.
Film4
13:00 By the Light of the Silvery Moon
film Sequel to the musical comedy On Moonlight Bay. World War One is now over and two lovers are joyfully reunited. However, the girl's plans for marriage are upset and delayed by her fiance's desire to become financially stable before the nuptials can take place.
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Five
13:30 Russell Grant's Postcards
Travel Russell Grant travels to some well known and much loved destinations. In this edition, he visits Old Government House.
13:35 The Beach Boys: An American Family
film Part one of the miniseries dramatising the group's career, charting the triumph and heartbreaks of Mike Love, Al Jardine and brothers Brian, Carl and Dennis Wilson and their relationship with manager Murry Wilson, the father of the Wilson brothers. The minseries also looks at the Boys' darker sides, including the period when Dennis Wilson began spending time with a would-be singer called Charles Manson.
Five Life
13:30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Talk show More fun, games and celebrity guests as the American sitcom star hosts her own chat show. Comedian Tina Fey gets some tips on hosting a talk show from Ellen. Rising star Corinne Bailey Rae performs her hit Put Your Records On. Also in to see Ellen are Grey's Anatomy star Ketherine Heigl and Kyle Paxman.
Five US
13:00 Mission: Impossible
The Short Tail Spy
Drama The IMF move into action when they learn of a foreign power's plans to assassinate Professor Napolsky, a defector.
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Sky Three
13:00 Relic Hunter
Set in Stone
Drama Adventure drama series about a history professor and explorer who recovers lost treasures. Sydney and Nigel set out to prove that a story Nigel's father told him as a child, about a virtuous knight and his magical sword, was no fairytale.
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BBC1 South East
14:05 Doctors
Bodies at Rest and in Motion
Drama A decorator is sheepish about his dubious drink-related injury. Vivien has a revelation about Nick's prognosis.
14:35 Murder, She Wrote
Twice Dead
Drama Murder mystery series. When a brilliant scientist who faked his own death is subsequently murdered, Jessica Fletcher has to set the record straight when the wrong man is arrested.
BBC2
14:00 Living in the Sun
Interests Nadia Sawalha presents a series about Brits who have relocated to Spain. Theresa and Martin set up a school for hairdressers, but can they cut it when all their savings are at stake? Nadia meets the couple whose cabaret bar has hit the big time on the Costa.
BBC News 24
14:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
BBC Parliament
14:30 Live Home Office Questions
Current affairs Live coverage of questions to the Home Secretary and ministerial team.
CBBC
14:25 Pitt and Kantrop
The Curse of the Mashamana
Children Prehistoric fantasy. 12-year-old Pitt and his pterodactyl pal Kantrop try to help their tribe. Prosper is up to his usual tricks.
CBeebies
14:00 Teletubbies
Wake-up
Children Preschool fun, fantasy and education. The Teletubbies have fun playing a game called waking and sleeping.
14:25 Muffin the Mule
Whodunnit
Children Animated fun with the lovable mule. Things keep on disappearing.
14:35 Doodle Do
Spider's Web
Children Adventures with the Doodle Doers. They discover how to make a spider's web using a bouncy ball and paint, inspiring a musical medley extravaganza.
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ITV1 Anglia
14:00 Daily Cooks
Cookery Antony Worrall Thompson is joined by chefs Jean Christophe Novelli, Ching He Huang and Ed Baines to prepare more quick-and-easy recipes for all the family.
ITV2
14:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show
I Paid A Prostitute Because I Believe You Cheated With An Ex
Talk show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
ITV3
14:00 Tales of the Unexpected
Hitchhiker
Drama Tales with a twist. A fast-car enthusiast runs into trouble after picking up a trampish hitchhiker.
14:30 Home to Roost
Front Runner
Sitcom Sitcom about a divorced father whose life is disrupted when his son moves in. Henry suggests to son Matthew that he try looking for a holiday job to boost his finances.
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More4
14:00 ER
Who's Appy Now?
Drama Drama series set in the emergency room of a busy Chicago hospital. Greene schedules too many appointments on one night. Dr Benton has his appendix removed. Ross has to cope with a teenager's request to die.
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Five Life
14:20 Russell Grant's Postcards
The Bloody Meadow
Travel Russell Grant presents a tour of popular destinations.
14:30 Ordinary Miracles
film Life-affirming family drama about a San Diego judge who takes temporary custody of a troubled foster child and, despite an uneasy start to their relationship, forms a lasting friendship with the youngster.
Five US
14:00 The Fall Guy
Soldiers of Misfortune
Drama Action drama series. Colt and Howie pursue an ex-Green Beret who is wanted for escaping weapons charges. However, bringing him to justice proves extremely difficult.
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Sky Three
14:00 Billion Dollar Disasters
Mount St Helens
Documentary Compelling documentary series about the survivors of natural disasters. When Mount St Helens erupted in May 1980, the force of the eruption was equivalent to that of 27,000 atom bombs. A look at the terrifying event that destroyed 234 square miles of forestland and killed 57 people.
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BBC1 South East
15:20 BBC News; Weather; Regional News
News and Current Affairs
15:25 CBBC:Dennis the Menace
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
Children Another rebellious tale of authority-baiting, softie-bashing and good-natured menacing. Dennis is forced by his mum and dad to go for a haircut at Slasher Brown's barber shop.
15:50 Skunk Fu
The Art of Leaving Them Laughing
Children Children's animation about Skunk, a young Kung Fu student. Impressed by Dr Turtle's humorous bedside manner, Skunk resolves to become a comedian. The Ninja Monkeys think he's a hoot, but when they group together to form a gigantic Ninja Monkey colossus, will jokes alone be enough to save the day?
BBC2
15:00 Escape to the Country
Surrey to South Devon
Interests Series which helps prospective buyers find their dream home in the country. In today's show Jules Hudson is helping John and Sally Salter from Surrey find their ideal country retreat in South Devon. They are keen to start a dog agility business so are looking for a country house with lots of land and outbuildings ? a real challenge for Jules.
15:45 Flog It!
Interests Paul Martin takes experts Susan Orringe and Philip Serrell to Cardiff in search of bargain buys to sell at auction. He also visits a concetina maker who demonstrates the intricate way in which they are made.
BBC News 24
15:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
BBC Parliament
15:30 Live House of Commons
Current affairs Live coverage of debates and questions in the House of Commons.
CBBC
15:00 ChuckleVision
A Case for the Chuckles
Children Children's entertainment with the Chuckle Brothers. Paul and Barry are pursued by an international jewel thief as they try to get a precious case back to its rightful owner.
15:15 Do Something Different
Children Sam and Mark are on a mission to get one million kids to Do Something Different by the end of the summer. With suggestions of stuff to do and great films to watch, this is how to make your holidays the best ever.
CBeebies
15:00 Postman Pat
Postman Pat Gets Stuck
Children Aided by his trusty cat Jess, Pat the postman always manages to deliver the mail, no matter what. Pat finds himself in an awkward situation and relies on some furry friends for help.
15:15 Brum
Brum and the Bushes
Children The adventures of a little car who lives in a motor museum. Baddies steal the flower seller's money and - disguised as bushes - they hide in the garden centre.
15:25 Tweenies
Pottery Present
Children Playtime with the puppet people - Jake, Fizz, Milo and Bella. Max visits a pottery and picks up a present for someone special. What can it be and who is it for? There's only one way to find out!
15:45 Higgledy House
Itch and Holiday
Children Comedy, learning and fun from the Higgledy House. Sarah-Jane and Justin share a particularaly itchy problem. They later try to go on holiday, though they are destined not to travel far.
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ITV1 Anglia
15:00 Dickinson's Celebrity Deals
Entertainment Celebs join forces to sell their own prized possessions to raise cash for their chosen charities. Gaby Roslin battles with dealer Mike Melody over her grandfather's card case and lighter. Arabella Weir uses her razor sharp wit to cut a deal for an ex-boyfriend's love token. Spoon-bending Uri Geller ?brainwashes' dealer David Ford into parting with his hard-earned cash for a rock crystal figurine. And Sian Lloyd surprises everyone when she chucks David's cash offer back in his face.
ITV2
15:40 The Ricki Lake Show
Talk show Ricki Lake talks teen pregnancy, gangs, drugs, makeovers and weight loss in her different approach to chat shows.
ITV3
15:00 Cagney and Lacey
A Safe Place
Drama The police heroines are on the trail of a plutonium thief, no less, but they find their investigations hampered by government interference. On the domestic front Mary Beth and Harvey try to understand real estate mumbo-jumbo as they prepare to buy their first home.
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Channel 4
15:30 Countdown
Game show Des O'Connor and Carol Vorderman host the show where contestants race against the clock in the words and numbers game. This week's Dictionary Corner guest is Keith Barron.
More4
15:00 Fair Wind to Java
film Adventure on the high seas. After discovering the location of a fabulous horde of diamonds on the island of Krakatoa, a South Seas captain and his pirate adversary embark upon a desperate race for the riches before the island's volcano begins to erupt.
E4
15:25 Big Brother's Diary Room Uncut
Entertainment Exclusive footage from the most secret and revealing room in the Big Brother house, as housemates take to the infamous chair and reveal what's on their minds.
Film4
15:10 Boomerang
film Compellingly realistic film noir treatment of an actual case in which an elderly priest is brutally murdered in front of shocked passers-by. A misanthropic vagrant is arrested, and the local state's attorney is called in, knowing that a conviction will further his political career. But gaps in the evidence cause him to doubt the suspect's guilt, and he begins his own investigation.
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Five
15:25 five news update
News and Current Affairs The latest headlines, sport and weather.
15:30 Perry Mason: The Case of the Defiant Daughter
The Case of the Defiant Daughter
film Perry Mason is persuaded by a 13-year-old girl to defend her father who is accused of murdering an unscrupulous gambler and political campaign manager.
Five US
15:00 NHRA Drag Racing
Sport Drag racing from the US with highlights of the latest round from the world's fastest motorsport.
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Sky Three
15:00 Sky Travel Shop - Sky Three
Travel The latest tourism and travel news.
15:30 Masterminds
The Stopwatch Heist
Documentary Investigations into some of history's most daring and complex crime capers. Paddy Mitchell and his gang masterminded over 140 heists, each one lasting only 90 seconds. This programme reveals how he managed to avoid capture for over a decade, despite being on the FBI's most wanted list for the majority of that time, and the chain of events that eventually brought him to justice.
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BBC1 South East
16:05 CBBC:Mortified
Taylor's DNA
Children Comedy. Taylor Fry feels like a misfit, but deals with the world around her with a little imagination. Don and Glenda enter a parent's talent quest. Convinced that she'll die of shame, Taylor drags Hector along on a crusade to prove via DNA analysis that Don and Glenda are in fact not her parents, and therefore can't enter the talent quest.
16:30 CBBC:The Story of Tracy Beaker
Children Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Tracy is in for a nasty surprise when there's a new arrival at the Dumping Ground. Shelley tries to make her mark but Tracy and the rest of the Dumping Ground inmates are soon up in arms.
BBC2
16:30 Ready Steady Cook
Cookery Talented chefs battle it out against the clock, creating delicious dishes in 20 minutes. Beekeepers Bernard Daiper and Claire Waring join chefs Nick Nairn and Lesley Waters. Presented by Ainsley Harriott.
BBC News 24
16:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
CBBC
16:00 The Story of Tracy Beaker
Children Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Tracy takes an instant dislike to Cam's book agent, and Bouncer has a difficult first day at his Saturday job. Also, Tracy reckons it's time Louise's boyfriend got a taste of his own medicine, and Jackie is anxious about Grandpa's first visit to the Dumping Ground.
16:30 The Basil Brush Show
Fake's Progress
Children Stephen has a spell put on him that makes him attractive to women - with alarming consequences...
CBeebies
16:00 Lazytown
Play Day
Children Fun with pink-haired Stephanie, an optimistic eight year old and superhero Sportacus as they learn how to make healthy choices and get active. The LazyTown children are spending the day playing fun games like cowboys and jungle animals but Robbie arrives in a gorilla costume, trying to break up their fun.
16:30 SMarteenies
Children Exciting ideas to help viewers experiment with art and crafts. With Mark Speight, Kirsten O'Brien, Jay Burridge, Bizi Lizi and Doogy the dog.
16:45 Boogie Beebies
Rainbow Sky - Monday
Children Children's music and dance programme. Red, orange, yellow, green - what is your favourite colour? Whatever it is, you are sure to find it in this week's very colourful Boogie Beebies.
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ITV1 Anglia
16:00 Inspector Morse
Deadly Slumber (Part 1)
Drama Morse investigates when the founder of a private hospital is found dead in his car. All fingers point to an ex-bookmaker whose daughter suffered brain damage during what should have been a routine hospital operation, and Morse finds himself touched by the man's devotion to his daughter - but must ensure his judgement is not clouded.
ITV2
16:30 Sally Jessy Raphael
Talk show Sally and her audience discuss more controversial topics.
ITV3
16:00 Quincy, ME
Across the Line
Drama Drama series about the cases of LA County's sleuthing chief coroner. Quincy comes to the aid of a police officer who accidentally shot a hostage during a bank robbery.
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Channel 4
16:15 Deal or No Deal
Game show Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Viewers can enter a daily prize draw, with a cash prize of up to 10,000 pounds, by calling . Calls cost a pound; mobile and other network rates may vary. Lines open and close during the programme.
More4
16:40 A Place in the Sun
Barcelona
Travel Series helping investors to find homes abroad. Newcastle couple Sue and Peter Moulds fancy the Barcelona lifestyle but, with recently-born twin baby boys, they can't decide between a beachside family property and city centre living.
E4
16:25 Hollyoaks
Soap Katy finds Louise in a drunken state and her flat in a mess. Louise insists that Warren is having trouble inside, but when Katy visits her brother she struggles to believe his claims of innocence. Jessica is fired from II Gnosh. Josh and Fletch start a band, but Fletch is suspicious of Josh's intentions when he suggests that Amy should provide vocals.
16:55 Friends
The One with Rachel's Book
Sitcom Everyone begins planning for Chandler and Monica's wedding - except her parents, who blow her wedding money on a beach house. Phoebe moves her massage parlour into Ross's apartment. Rachel is caught reading a trashy romantic novel.
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Five Life
16:15 Russell Grant's Postcards
Christchurch College, Oxford
Travel Russell Grant visits places of interest.
16:30 Getting on the Property Ladder
Fulham
Interests Property show. Tony Jacobs helps first-time buyers David and Leigh search for their first home in London's pricey Fulham. Will their 180,000-pound budget buy them their dream home?
Five US
16:00 Happy Days
Marion's Misgivings
Sitcom American sitcom. Marion, fearful of losing Howard to a younger woman, takes advice from the Fonz.
16:30 Happy Days
Richie Almost Dies
Sitcom US sitcom. Richie is hospitalised after a serious motorcycle accident, and the Fonz prays by his bedside.
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Sky Three
16:00 Filth Files
Documentary Documentary following New Zealand's Environmental Health officers. Darren battles a cockroach invasion and Ron finds something odd at Wellington zoo.
16:30 Lion Man
Documentary Series following conservationist Craig Busch who runs a big cat sanctuary with his partner Karen. Craig negotiates swapping a white royal Bengal tiger for a rare white lion with the Lion and Rhino Park near Johnnesburg.
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BBC1 South East
17:00 Sorcerer's Apprentice Extra
Children Barney Harwood goes behind the scenes at the Sorcerer's Apprentice magic school as the 14 wannabe magicians turn up for their first day. Barney drops in on housemistress Miss Ford to find out her first impressions of the sorcerees and there is exclusive footage of their first magic lesson. The magic teachers go head to head in the first teacher challenge and we follow magician David Penn as he takes to the streets to demonstrate the art of vanishing and production.
17:25 Newsround
Children Topical news magazine for children.
17:35 Neighbours
Soap Pepper's stalker is arrested, but have they got the right man? Toadie and Steph finally acknowledge their feelings, and Steph stops Boyd from spiralling out of control. A dream overseas job offer tests Janelle and Steiger's love. Charlotte uses Paul's wicked ways to take advantage of him.
BBC2
17:15 The Weakest Link
Game show Anne Robinson presents the quick-fire general knowledge quiz in which contestants must decide at the end of each round which of their number should be eliminated.
BBC News 24
17:00 BBC Five O'Clock News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world, with Huw Edwards.
CBBC
17:00 Prank Patrol
Bonkers Bowling
Children Today Hannah Clifford joins the Prank Patrol. Her mission? to turn her bowling friend into a bowling wreck! In this alley the pins strike back. Will best mate Georgia look in fear when the bowling pins disappear?
17:25 Raven
Children Fantasy game show. The magical and mysterious Raven guides six young warriors on a quest to discover who will claim the title of Ultimate Champion. Six new warriors set out to discover who can win the staff of power. Today they must cross the Enchanted Stream, escape from the Water Demon, swim the Deep Loch and race to avoid the Stone Demons.
CBeebies
17:00 Underground Ernie
Caught Purple Handed
Children CGI animation. Ernie, controller of International Underground, is always on hand to help his friends and to get passengers to their destinations safely. He is helped by trains Victoria, Bakerloo, Circle, Jubilee, the twins Hammersmith and City and Ernie's friends Millie and Mr Rails. A horticulturist named Ivor Leaf brings a unique, rare plant to the Underground. When people touch the plant, it gives them purple hands. Ivor explains that the affects are not permanent and everybody is relieved.
17:15 Come Outside
Carrots
Children Auntie Mabel and her dog Pippin fly in their spotty plane to a carrot farm, finding out how carrots grow from seed. Pippin helps with the harvest, and Mabel sees the carrots washed, sorted and packed.
17:30 Numberjacks
Belongings
Children Comedy adventure series, aimed at 4 and 5-year-olds, in which animated numbers solve mathematical problems in the real world, with input from real children. The Numberjacks are playing Thinkyjump, trying to match the pictures. Agents call in - there's a boy wearing strange clothes, and a girl that looks wrong too. It's Spooky Spoon mixing things up! The Numberjacks use the Brain Gain to stop the mixing and start the matching, before trapping Spooky Spoon. Order is restored!
17:45 Toddworld
A Trunkful of Trouble
Children Pre-school 2d animation. In colourful Toddworld it's ok to be different and stand out. Todd and his friends explain acceptance, tolerance and diversity. Sophie's robot elephant goes haywire when Todd turns it on without asking.
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ITV1 Anglia
17:00 Golden Balls
Game show Jasper Carrott presents a game of intuition and luck, as contestants try to find which of 100 golden balls conceal life-changing amounts of cash, while avoiding the killer balls.
ITV2
17:15 Airline USA
Let's Face the Music and Dance
Documentary Ballroom dancers Brian and Svetlana have time to kill while waiting for their flight to Austin, so they make the most of the space to practise their routines in the airport. Mike Carr bumps into Emily, who's strapped to her walkman and can't stop dancing. And Corey's $1,500 Stratocaster guitar - a present from his girlfriend Dorothy - goes missing from a flight from Alburquerque.
17:45 Judge Judy
Interests Triple bill of the show in which New York City's outspoken family court judge, Judy Sheindlin, presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts.
ITV3
17:00 Agatha Christie's Poirot
The Third Floor Flat
Drama Poirot discovers a murder in his own block of flats, and goes on the trail of boisterous neighbours and strange nocturnal noises in the lift shaft.
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Channel 4
17:00 Richard and Judy
Entertainment Judy Finnigan and Richard Madeley present a live entertainment show, featuring celebrity guests, topical talking points, competitions and exclusive previews and reports. Today's guests include Jessie Wallace.
More4
17:15 Deal or No Deal
Game show Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Viewers can enter a daily prize draw, with a cash prize of up to 10,000 pounds, by calling . Calls cost a pound; mobile and other network rates may vary. Lines open and close during the programme.
E4
17:30 Friends
The One with Phoebe's Cookies
Sitcom Phoebe holds the key to the best-tasting cookies ever, which drives chef Monica crazy. Rachel gets high-handed while trying to teach Joey how to sail. Chandler plays racketball with Monica's father and ends up accidentally giving him a lap dance.
17:55 Big Brother
Documentary Another chance to see all the highlights from the Big Brother house.
Film4
17:00 Fanny by Gaslight
film Turn-of-the-century melodrama following the fortunes of the illegitimate daughter of a member of parliament whose life changes dramatically when her foster father, the owner of a brothel, is murdered. Also known as `Man of Evil', a title referring to James Mason's villain of the piece.
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Five
17:30 five news
News and Current Affairs National and international news.
Five Life
17:30 Home and Away
Soap Leah makes a dash to Athens to help her jailbird brother. Lily's birthday party takes a nasty turn when Ric and Jules clash.
Five US
17:00 Mission: Impossible
The Trial
Drama Dan Briggs and the IMF are asked to discredit the evil head of an eastern European country's secret police.
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Sky Three
17:00 Relic Hunter
Deadline
Drama Adventure drama series about a history professor and explorer who recovers lost treasures. When an old flame of Sydney's is deliberately infected with a deadly virus, the race is on to find an important relic to exchange for the antidote.
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BBC1 South East
18:00 BBC News and Weather
News and Current Affairs The latest national and international news stories.
18:30 South East Today; Weather
News and Current Affairs Regional news magazine.
BBC2
18:00 Eggheads
Game show Dermot Murnaghan hosts a general knowledge quiz in which teams from all over the UK battle to beat the formidable Eggheads, quiz champions including millionaire winner Judith Keppel.
18:30 Nature's Calendar
Summer: Coast
Documentary Chris Packham presents a guide to the best beaches to find wildlife in Britain, including tips on where to see dolphins and baby seals.
BBC News 24
18:00 BBC News and Weather
News and Current Affairs The latest national and international news stories.
18:30 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
18:45 Sportsday
Sport A round-up of the day's sporting events.
CBBC
18:00 Get 100
Children Gameshow presented by Reggie Yates where the aim of the game is to get 100. Four contestants compete in this razor-sharp quiz where the answers to all the questions are numbers between one and 99. The power is in the points; playing the points perfectly puts the winner in the Friday Final with the chance to choose from the ultimate prize pod.
18:30 Sorcerer's Apprentice
Children It's the beginning of an exciting magical journey for 14 lucky children. A master magician, the Sorcerer, is looking for an apprentice and has hand-picked 7 boys and 7 girls to attend his magic school where they will compete with each other for the title of The Sorcerer's Apprentice. On arrival at their new school the 14 spell bound children come face to face with the Sorcerer, are introduced to the magic school rules and witness the mysteries of magic first hand.
CBeebies
18:00 CBeebies Bedtime Hour:The Story Makers
Triangles
Children When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and create new stories ready for the children who are coming in the morning. It is Shapes Week in the library. Jelly and Jackson follow the golden triangle treasure trail.
18:20 In the Night Garden
Makka Pakka's Trumpet Makes a Funny Noise
Children The Pontipines count to three. Makka Pakka's trumpet is making a funny noise. There is definitely something wrong with it. Igglepiggle and Upsy Daisy go to see Makka Pakka, and help him discover a stone stuck in his trumpet. Makka Pakka gives Upsy Daisy the stone as a present. Everybody joins in the dance at the Gazebo.
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ITV1 Anglia
18:00 Anglia Tonight
News and Current Affairs News, features and sport from around the east of England. Presented by Clare Weller and Stephen Lee in the east, and Caroline Oldrey and Tim Curtis in the west.
18:30 ITV Evening News; Weather
News and Current Affairs The latest national and international news.
ITV3
18:10 Home to Roost
Front Runner
Sitcom Sitcom about a divorced father whose life is disrupted when his son moves in. Henry suggests to son Matthew that he try looking for a holiday job to boost his finances.
18:40 Film File
Interests Movie show with the latest releases, star interviews and clips from the films.
18:50 Jeeves and Wooster
Comedy Comedy drama series based on PG Wodehouse's classic tales. Aunt Dahlia tries to coerce Bertie into giving prizes at a grammar school ceremony, while Bertie's services are also required by his friend Gussie Fink-Nottle who has fallen in love with Madeleine Bassett and does not know what to do about it.
ITV4
18:00 F1: British Grand Prix Highlights
Sport Highlights of today's British Grand Prix, presented by Steve Rider. Round nine at Silverstone marks the halfway point in the World Championships. Britain's Lewis Hamilton leads the drivers' title race and here takes part in his first Grand Prix on home soil. Can he add to his tally of victories and become the first Briton to win a home race in seven years? Commentary from James Allen and Martin Brundle.
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Channel 4
18:00 The Simpsons
There's No Disgrace like Home
Animation Homer's company picnic almost ends in disaster when Bart tries to beat chairman Monty Burns in the father-and-son sack race. As a result, Homer enrols the entire family on Dr Marvin Monroe's therapy course.
18:30 Hollyoaks
Soap Nicole returns to Hollyoaks to help Russ prepare for the wedding, although she clearly doesn't agree with his choice of bride. Russ is not impressed when Mercedes asks Aleksander to be his best man. Calvin visits Warren in prison and tells him there's little hope for him now, even with Mercedes as an alibi.
More4
18:05 Deal or No Deal
Game show Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Viewers can enter a daily prize draw, with a cash prize of up to 10,000 pounds, by calling . Calls cost a pound; mobile and other network rates may vary. Lines open and close during the programme.
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Five
18:00 Home and Away
Soap Ric faces his demons in order to help out Lily. Is Kit really in labour this time? Rachel's match-making efforts end on a sour note.
18:30 Becker
Scriptus Interruptus
Sitcom Sitcom about an outspoken doctor. Becker finds himself suffering from writer's block, and desperately searches for a quiet space to compose.
Five Life
18:00 Rich Bride, Poor Bride
Analysis Paralysis
Documentary Reality series in which a professional wedding planner helps couples plan their big day. Stylish couple Jennifer and Greg have decided on a sophisticated winter wedding. The problem is they can't seem to agree on anything or stick to any of the plans they have made.
18:30 Home and Away
Soap More drama from Summer Bay.
Five US
18:00 The Fall Guy
Colt Breaks Out
Drama Action series about a stuntman turned crime fighter. Colt and his stuntman friends impersonate a rogue biker gang in an attempt to rescue a friend framed for murder.
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Sky Three
18:00 Pirate Master
Entertainment Reality series following 16 aspiring pirates as they compete to find a fortune in hidden treasure. As the pirate numbers dwindle it means more work for those who remain, but also more treasure. However the captain's greed looks set to cause a mutiny.
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BBC1 South East
19:00 The One Show
Entertainment Adrian Chiles and Nadia Sawalha present a magazine series featuring a mix of interviews, topical reports and features from around the UK.
19:30 Saving Planet Earth: Running Wild
No Genre Four celebrities don their running shoes and travel to Kenya to tackle the Safaricom Marathon, one of the ten toughest marathons in the world, to raise money for the new BBC Wildlife Fund. Taking part in the race of their lives are comedians Jon Culshaw and Les Dennis, former Liberty X singer Kelli Young and actor Jeremy Edwards. Also along for the ride is Ruby Wax, who'll be the team's sponge girl.
BBC2
19:00 Saving Planet Earth UK
Environment Michaela Strachan leads a group of celebrities campaigning to save the UK's endangered wildlife. Myleene Klass tracks down the UK's biggest spider in Suffolk, Dennis Taylor looks for pine martens in the Forest of Fermanagh, Shobna Gulati searches for a rare brown bird called a twite and Brian Blessed hears how an RAF bombing range has provided an unlikely sanctuary for grey seals.
19:30 Mastermind
Game show Popular quiz show. In the first programme of the 30th series, host John Humphrys invites four contenders to answer questions in the infamous black chair. Specialist subjects are: Tottenham Hotspur FC; the Alan Clark Diaries; the history of the electric guitar; the medieval abbeys and priories of England.
BBC3
19:00 Freaky Eaters: Addicted to Junk Food
Health Series in which nutritionist Natalie Savona and psychological coach Benjamin Fry try to help people with strange eating habits. Martyn Sadd has got a great job, a lovely home and a busy social life, but he's a food phobic, scared of the germs in natural food and so only eats processed foods. In trying to cure him in just four weeks, Natalie encourages him to improve his diet while Benjamin tries to get to grips with the emotional roots of his phobias.
BBC4
19:00 World News Today
Current affairs The latest news from around the world.
19:30 Masterpieces of the East
Shiva and Parvati Seated on a Terrace
Documentary Series revealing the stories behind iconic artefacts from the Indian subcontinent. The Hindu god Shiva and his partner Parvati are the subjects of an exquisite miniature painting, crammed with detail. It was bought by a British army officer in India at the end of the 18th century and dates from a time when two great nations met as equals.
BBC News 24
19:00 News 24 Tonight
News and Current Affairs Bringing together the best of the BBC's journalism each day from all the BBC's television outlets and featuring the best of the day's stories.
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ITV1 Anglia
19:00 Emmerdale
Soap Pearl is in a flap thinking Pollard's out to seduce her. Jasmine decides to take things further with David. Ashley unwittingly fans the flames of Emily's crush. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/emmerdale.
19:30 Coronation Street
Soap Liz panics when her lover's wife turns up at their love nest. Sarah's disappointed by Gail's reaction to her big news. It's Leanne's big day at the restaurant. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/coronationstreet.
ITV2
19:00 The New Adventures of Superman
The People Versus Lois Lane
Drama Drama series. Lois and Clark's newly wedded bliss is disrupted when Lois is mysteriously framed for the murder of a former informant. Her super-sleuth husband and a top-notch defence attorney try to put together the missing pieces of the bizarre crime, while Lois waits helpless and alone in a prison cell.
ITV4
19:00 Tour de France Highlights
Sport Action from stage two - 167 km from Dunkirk to Ghent. After its English sojourn, the Tour briefly touches French soil, only to cross the border in Belgium, where national hero Tom Boonen will want to claim victory in another stage likely to end in a sprint. Presented by Gary Imlach, with commentary by Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwen, and reports from Ned Boulting.
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Channel 4
19:00 Channel 4 News
News and Current Affairs Including sport and weather.
19:55 3 Minute Wonder: Little Worlds
Joseph
Drama It's estimated that there is a dolls' house on every street in the UK and there are over 100,000 serious enthusiasts. For some these tiny flights of fancy are more than just a hobby, they are an invaluable way of coping with the trials and tribulations of real life. In this week's 3 Minute Wonder four people open up by opening up their dolls' houses. In today's opening episode high powered business man Joseph builds his way out of a deep depression.
More4
19:00 Grand Designs
Interests Kevin McCloud follows John Cadney and Marnie Moon as they build a log cabin, prefabricated and sent from Finland. The house arrives as hundreds of pieces of wood and like a huge jigsaw puzzle, they have to fit all those pieces together.
E4
19:00 Hollyoaks
Soap Jacqui tells Tina about Dominic's affair with Mandy, putting the wedding in jeopardy. Warren calls Mercedes from prison, threatening to tell Russ about their fling. Fletch is frustrated with the band's progress.
19:30 Big Brother's Little Brother
Entertainment Dermot O'Leary comes live from the Big Brother nerve centre, bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.
Film4
19:15 High Anxiety
film Spoof thriller about a psychiatrist with a fear of heights who takes a new post at the Institute for the Very Very Nervous, only to find that his colleagues are involved in some very shady dealings. The film lampoons Hitchcock classics including `Psycho', `The Birds' and `Vertigo'.
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Five
19:00 five news
News and Current Affairs National and international news.
19:15 Mean Machines of War
The Tank
Documentary Documentary series charting the development of some of the world's most influential weapons of war. In this programme, Major Gordon Corrigan looks into the evolution of the tank from the lumbering machines that first took to the battlefield during world war 1 to today's most technologically advanced main battle tank - the British army's Challenger 2.
Five Life
19:00 Laguna Beach
A Black and White Affair
Entertainment A look at one of the wealthiest beach communities in the world. Senior year is winding down, and the kids from Laguna Beach are just getting ready for their summer of fun and drama.
19:30 Laguna Beach
Bonfire
Entertainment Drama series based in one of America's wealthiest beach communities. A double date dinner turns from bad to worse when Stephen gets jealous about phone calls Kristin is receiving from another guy.
Five US
19:00 NHRA Drag Racing
Sport Drag racing from the US with highlights of the latest round from the world's fastest motorsport.
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Sky Three
19:00 Project Runway
Vice Versa
Interests Heidi Klum and Elle magazine search for the hottest new designers in the United States, who compete for the chance to design their own collection for New York Fashion Week. The remaining hopefuls are challenged to create outfits for each other.
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20:00 |
BBC1 South East
20:00 EastEnders
Soap Stacey fails to keep her engagement to Bradley a secret, and Max forces her to make a difficult decision. Phil begins to have doubts about marrying Stella.
20:30 Panorama
What Happened Next?
Documentary A return to earlier stories and investigations to report on developments, including what NHS bosses did after some undercover filming in two maternity units, and how John Sweeney found unwanted international fame after his confrontation with Scientology.
BBC2
20:00 University Challenge
Game show Popular academic quiz hosted by Jeremy Paxman. The students of the University of Nottingham do battle with the team representing the University of Lancaster.
20:30 Indian Food Made Easy
Cookery Hands up who likes an Indian takeaway? Almost everyone in Britain. Yet not many of us cook this style of food at home - we're probably put off by the thought of all that fiddling about with cumin, turmeric and cardamom. Anjum Anand, a glamorous young food writer and chef, is having none of that. In this "chop and chat" series she shows friends and relatives how to make simple, healthy Indian food. Some of the dishes are very familiar, while others - such as her savoury vegetable semolina cake - probably don't appear on many curry-house menus. So that's one chicken tikka, a couple of samosas and a spicy spinach and mushroom wrap for me please. RT reviewer - Jane Rackham
BBC3
20:00 Doctor Who
The Runaway Bride
Drama Christmas special. The Doctor finds himself with a new companion, Donna - but she's late for her wedding. As the Tardis races to get to the church on time, the mysterious Empress joins the chase, and it becomes clear that Donna is the key to an ancient alien plan to destroy the Earth.
BBC4
20:00 The Cult of...Doomwatch
Entertainment Series looking at cult sci-fi series recalls Doomwatch, an early 1970s TV drama by Dr Kit Pedlar and Gerry Davies which took real scientific advances and created stories around them that exaggerated their dangers to apocalyptic levels. With new interviews with the actors and production team, the programme reveals the inspiration for stories, outlines how the team knew they were upsetting the government and big business, and explains why Robert Powell left at the height of its popularity.
20:30 The Sky at Night
Science The world of astronomy with Patrick Moore.
BBC News 24
20:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
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ITV1 Anglia
20:00 Teen Party Hell: Tonight
Current affairs What's it like to return home to discover your house wrecked as a result of your teenager's party? Fiona Foster finds out in exclusive interviews with Rachel Bell and her mother. An advertisement on MySpace resulted in hundreds of young people gate crashing the event and 20,000 pounds worth of damage being done.
20:30 Coronation Street
Soap Liz makes a big decision about her future. Leanne has to face her enemies at the official opening. Rosie gets herself a job without Sally's permission. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/coronationstreet.
ITV2
20:00 Supermodels: Gone Bad
Entertainment Series about A-list celebrities behaving badly. Here, a look at the cat-fights, strange career moves and public gaffes made by some of the world's most famous supermodels.
20:30 Breaking Up With Shannen Doherty
Jury of Your Peers
Entertainment Shannen Doherty investigates the state of relationships and devises some extravagant ways to break them up. A man refuses to sign his divorce papers, so Shannen gets the police involved. And she helps a man who wants to kick his slacker brother out.
ITV3
20:00 The Bill: Match Day Violence
Drama Sun Hill and Barton Street join forces to police a football match. Terry is undercover in a pub near the stadium to attempt an arrest on Justin Young - a supplier of illegally imported goods. But when a fight breaks out, Terry finds himself alone with Justin in the cellar - and an officer is brutally stabbed. Tony and Lewis are stopped in their patrol car by a desperate woman who begs them to help her husband, left unconscious after an attack. Could it be gang related? www.thebill.com.
ITV4
20:00 Andromeda
All Great NeptuneÃÆs Ocean
Drama Sci-fi drama series about a man from the past on a quest to re-establish the Commonwealth which once brought peace to the galaxy. Tyr and Rommie are framed for the assassination of the Castalian President. UPDATED LISTING: Episode change - All Great NeptuneÃÆs Ocean replaces The Mathematics of Tears.
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Channel 4
20:00 The War on Britain's Jews?
Documentary Columnist Richard Littlejohn is, rather admirably I think, not a man who will ever get a stiff neck from craning to hear both sides of any argument. So don't approach this polemic expecting opposing viewpoints or supporting statistics. His line here is that anti- Semitism in Britain is rising rapidly. He visits a desecrated Jewish cemetery, speaks to a rabbi who was brutally assaulted and gasps as a police officer in Manchester describes the security measures at a Jewish school, which include bomb-proof windows. Littlejohn contends that the flames are being fanned, not just by radical Islamist extremists, but by anti-Israeli bias on the liberal political left as British Jews are held to account for Israeli government policy. RT reviewer - Alison Graham
More4
20:00 More4 News
News and Current Affairs Kylie Morris hosts the weekday news programme, presenting the latest headlines and inviting views from a wide range of guests.
20:30 The Daily Show Global Edition
Current affairs Award-winning late-night chat show with comic reports and sketches on American current affairs with satirist Jon Stewart.
E4
20:00 Friends
The One with Rachel's Book
Sitcom Everyone begins planning for Chandler and Monica's wedding - except her parents, who blow her wedding money on a beach house. Phoebe moves her massage parlour into Ross's apartment. Rachel is caught reading a trashy romantic novel.
20:30 Friends
The One with Phoebe's Cookies
Sitcom Phoebe holds the key to the best-tasting cookies ever, which drives chef Monica crazy. Rachel gets high-handed while trying to teach Joey how to sail. Chandler plays racketball with Monica's father and ends up accidentally giving him a lap dance.
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Five
20:00 Megastructures
World's Tallest Hotel
Documentary Documentary series about huge engineering projects. A look at the construction of the world's tallest hotel, the Burj Al-Arab off the coast of Dubai. Rising 321 metres from an artificial island in the Arabian Gulf, this sail-like structure boasts numerous technical innovations, including the largest fabric wall and atrium in the world, and a 'floating' restaurant. First envisioned by Dubai's crown prince, the project was entrusted to an inexperienced firm of British architects.
Five Life
20:00 Getting on the Property Ladder
Fulham
Interests Property show. Tony Jacobs helps first-time buyers David and Leigh search for their first home in London's pricey Fulham. Will their 180,000-pound budget buy them their dream home?
Five US
20:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Boom
Drama Drama series about a team of forensic investigators in Las Vegas. When a bomb blast destroys the lobby of a Vegas business building, Grissom must contend with an eager security guard who is also a prime suspect. Meanwhile, Nick spends the night with a prostitute and comes under suspicion when she is found murdered.
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Sky Three
20:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse
Science Jon Tickle and Richard Hammond wreak havoc in a lab. Today's Parp Idol experiment investigates flatulence-inducing foods and Jon prepares to walk on custard.
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BBC1 South East
21:00 Fight for Life
Health Series showing the dramatic inside story of how the human body triumphs in crisis. Real-life stories from patients in A&E and operating theatres are fused with unique, computer-generated imagery (CGI) and specially shot material revealing, for the first time, the fight for survival from the inside.
BBC2
21:00 Peter and Dan Snow: 20th Century Battlefields
1973 Middle East
Documentary Peter and Dan Snow unravel the complex history of conflict in the Middle East. Known in the West as the Yom Kippur War, the fighting that broke out in 1973 was the biggest military clash between Arabic nations and Israel. State-of-the-art graphics are used to illustrate how the Egyptians stunned the Israelis in their surprise attack whilst Dan, with the help of the British Royal Marines, experiences how small teams of Egyptian foot-soldiers used the latest technology to stop the Israel tanks in their tracks.
BBC3
21:00 Honey We're Killing the Kids
Entertainment Psychology expert Kris Murrin shows families the devastating effects their lifestyle will have on their children, by showing the parents what their offspring will look like at 40. While mum Michelle Spencer throws tantrums, 8-year-old Jessica takes refuge in food by binge eating. Her dad and grandma were both morbidly obese and died young of heart disease, and Jessica is heading in the same direction. Since dad died the family has fallen apart and every aspect of their lives will need to change.
BBC4
21:00 Women's Institute
Girl's Talk
Documentary Three-part documentary about the Women's Institute as it finds its way into the 21st century, revealing the lives of a formidable group of women holding communities together across Britain. This edition looks at some of the women who visit Denman College, the epitome of the organisation's core belief in education for all its members, including Doris, who tells a tale of two unhappy marriages survived with a strong spirit, and the newly-elected Denman Committee's chairman, Anne.
BBC News 24
21:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs Twenty four hours a day - the latest national and international stories as they break. Including Entertainment 24 with the latest showbiz news.
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ITV1 Anglia
21:00 The Time of Your Life
Drama Kate embarks on a relationship with Dexter - to his mother's annoyance. The pair move in together, but the novelty soon wears off - as Dave predicted. Sally reluctantly agrees to go to AA where she meets Chris, another alcoholic, and they start dating. Relations between Eileen and Toby are at breaking point. Brian's father turns up at the housewarming party, wanting answers about his son's death. Emma and Peter call off their engagement.
ITV2
21:00 Forever Young
film A test pilot in 1939 volunteers to be frozen when his love is hit by a car. Fifty years later he wakes to a very different world only to discover that the woman he thought forever lost recovered after he disappeared.
ITV3
21:00 Law and Order: Trial by Jury
Bang and Blame
Drama American drama series about defense lawyers and their work in the criminal justice system. Kibre prosecutes a man who shot his fellow bank workers, including the woman who put his child in a coma, in front of a jury sympathatic to the self-representing man's claims of victimisation.
ITV4
21:00 The Professionals
Runner
Drama Action-packed drama series about two criminal-intelligence agents. CI5 launches an all-out offensive against a vast Mafia network.
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Channel 4
21:00 Empire's Children
Shobna Gulati
Documentary Tiny babies fighting for life is an upsetting business, but that's the idea here: again and again we see newborns on the brink, poised between new life and extinction. The worst part is when the little pink bundles turn blue, and doctors and nurses swarm round them, shoving in tubes and needles. "Breathe!" you fi nd yourself yelling, and mostly, thankfully, they do. What marks the series out from other hospital docs is that we don't just see what's happening on the outside. The cameras keep swooping into the babies' bodies, apparently burrowing through arteries and organs with a squishy sound like a drain clearing. It's all done with special effects, obviously, but it doesn't half liven up the story. You may get fed up with Andrew Lincoln's narration, and one effects shot of baby lungs is used about 27 times, but it's a good mix of graphic and gripping. RT reviewer - David Butcher
More4
21:00 Relocation, Relocation
Documentary Property experts Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer present a series helping people change their lives for good. The pair assist ultra-organised couple Ady and Andrea Guthrie, who are looking to leave their gruelling London commute behind for a property in rural Lancashire, as well as finding retail premises for Andrea's lucrative internet business. With a barn conversion and a stylish 70s-style pad lined up as possibilities, the Guthries' conservative taste in houses is set to be challenged.
E4
21:00 Big Brother: On the Couch
Documentary Davina McCall takes a look back at the key events in the Big Brother week and talks to cultural commentators and leading experts from the field of psychology about how life in the most watched house in Britain is affecting its residents.
Film4
21:00 My Best Friend's Wedding
film Sparkling romantic comedy about a woman who tries to sabotage her best friend's nuptials when she realises that she is in love with him. The wedding is in only four days' time, so she must act quickly. She recruits a gay colleague to masquerade as her own fiance and endeavours to scupper her friend's conjugal plans and win his heart.
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Five
21:00 My Brilliant Brain
Born Genius
Documentary Documentary series exploring the inner workings of the human brain and the origins of genius. This edition looks at child genius, focusing on the case of seven-year-old concert pianist Marc Yu. At the age of two, Marc heard a rendition of Mary Had a Little Lamb at a birthday party, and played it back flawlessly on the piano. Now he has a repertoire of some 40 classical pieces. But are his remarkable abilities based on hard work or was he simply born with a brilliant brain?
Five Life
21:00 Extreme Phobias
Documentary Documentary looking at some of the more obscure phobias that affect people. The offbeat afflictions include a man who is afraid of baked beans and a travelling salesman who has a fear of writing in public.
Five US
21:00 Dirt
Pilot
Drama Courteney Cox has certainly washed her hands of her cleanliness-obsessed Friends character Monica with this racy drama about a Hollywood scandal rag. Cox plays heartless editor Lucy Spiller, who revels in reporting the misery and foibles of the rich and famous. Unfortunately she plays the part so well it's hard to warm to Lucy at all. Instead, her sidekick - scruffy paparazzo Don Konkey (Ian Hart), who frequently suffers hallucinations - is strangely more likeable. Between them they dish the dirt on any celebrity foolish enough to be caught in a compromising position. Think Melrose Place, but with a bit more sleaze. RT reviewer - Jane Rackhham
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Sky Three
21:00 Road Wars
Entertainment Series following Thames Valley Police's proactive squad. The rapid response unit tracks and apprehends criminals, using high-tech surveillance equipment and unmarked cars.
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BBC1 South East
22:00 BBC News; Regional News; Weather
News and Current Affairs
22:35 The Tower
Documentary Documentary about a Lewisham estate. Inside the Tower, the interior designers are hard at work creating the dream of sky-high modern urban living. Down at street level, publicans Doug and Brenda Elsley face bankruptcy as they lose their regular customers. By contrast, successful restauranteur Bambos Manoros has bought two of the flats and is considering buying one of the penthouses. Meanwhile, Edith Corlis is ready to move to her new home, but first she has to give birth to her seventh child.
BBC2
22:00 Have I Got Old News for You
Game show Comedy quiz show that grills celebrity contestants on the week's news, with guest host Carol Vorderman. Team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest panellists Richard E. Grant and Dr. Phil Hammond.
22:30 Newsnight
News and Current Affairs Gavin Esler introduces comprehensive coverage of the day's main national and international news stories.
BBC3
22:00 EastEnders
Soap Stacey fails to keep her engagement to Bradley a secret, and Max forces her to make a difficult decision. Phil begins to have doubts about marrying Stella.
22:30 Touch Me, I'm Karen Taylor
Comedy Sketch series starring BAFTA-winning comedian Karen Taylor, which takes a fresh and saucy look at modern life. The Brass Lady revolutionises the Budget; the guest on Glamorama, Yolanda Van der Landavan, talks about global warming; Joanna spices up married life to her sugar daddy with cookery lessons from a very hot Italian; and Jen and Kaz's bi-curiosity hits the rocks when Jen reveals her love for Kaz. Meanwhile, as herself, Karen puts on all that jazz with a fame school-inspired challenge.
BBC4
22:00 Life on Mars
Drama Drama series about a Manchester detective who suffers a near-fatal car crash and wakes up in what seems to be 1973. As Sam starts to feel at home in 1973, doctors in 2006 worry that he's losing the will to live. When Sam responds to a fatal stabbing at Crester's Textiles he's shocked to discover that Crester's is the converted mill where he lives in 2006. Sam sets up an investigation but Gene already has a hunch about the murderer. Sam believes he has to stop Gene from sending an innocent man down.
BBC News 24
22:00 BBC Ten O'Clock News Hour
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world, the day's sport and business plus reviews of tomorrow's papers.
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ITV1 Anglia
22:00 Tycoon
Entertainment Five entrepreneurs remain in Peter Jones' mission to turn six people with six dreams into big business in just 10 weeks. This week Peter appoints a deputy boss whilst he's away on business and sets PR targets. Iain strips off for the press but who will be given extra investment by Peter - and will he have to close down another company?
22:30 ITV News; Weather
News and Current Affairs The latest national and international news, plus national weather. Including local news programmes.
ITV3
22:00 Liverpool One
Episode 1
Drama Police drama series about the Liverpool vice squad. A female DC who transfers to Liverpool from the Met finds a police department in chaos - and a sullen new partner waging a fatal vendetta against the city's crime boss.
ITV4
22:00 This Is Spinal Tap
film Satirical rockumentary following the ageing British heavy metal band Spinal Tap on the comeback trail as they promote their album Smell the Glove. Featuring many moments that have passed into rock legend - Stonehenge, exploding drummers, and amplifiers that go up to 11 - the hapless musicians set off on a tour that seems destined for disaster from the beginning.
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Channel 4
22:00 Big Brother
Documentary Highlights from the past 24 hours in the Big Brother house.
More4
22:00 The British Empire Strikes Back
Documentary A witty take on the legacy of the British Empire, as six famous Britons explore how colonialism has influenced modern Britain. A look at how the nation came to embrace delicacies such as sweet potatoes and yams and why Brits are obsessed with tea.
22:30 True Stories: Mayor of The Sunset Strip
Documentary Documentary on the groundbreaking American DJ Rodney Bingenheimer, who broke acts like David Bowie, The Ramones and many others. Regarded in America with the same affection and awe as John Peel was in the UK.
E4
22:00 Shameless
Drama New series of the gritty drama set on a Manchester estate. Ian reluctantly gets caught helping a fugitive and soon realises an attraction growing between them. The only problem is that she's a girl! Karen is determined to out-do Jamie in the fun-run. Paddy Maguire is concerned when his wife Mimi stops talking.
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Five
22:00 Sex, Lies and Hypnosis
Antoinette and Darren
Documentary Can hypnosis help repair Antionette and Darren's complex relationship before their wedding? Or will they call the big day off? Hypnotherapist Ursula James confronts their darkest secrets under hypnosis in a series of emotional and dramatic revelations.
Five Life
22:00 Extraordinary People: The Boy with a New Head
Documentary Series of absorbing documentaries exploring remarkable stories of human experience from all over the world. This programme focuses on a Ugandan teenager born with an extremely rare condition that means his skull is forced into a cone shape as he grows, squashing his brain and destroying his sight.
Five US
22:10 House
Occam's Razor
Drama US hospital drama about a maverick, anti-social New Jersey doctor. House and the team try to work out why a college student collapsed after vigorous sex with his girlfriend. The young man's condition deteriorates rapidly and his symptoms multiply, making the diagnosis very difficult.
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Sky Three
22:00 Over There
Drama Drama series set on the frontlines of Iraq and focusing on a unit of new recruits as they leave their families and face their terrifying first tour of duty.
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BBC1 South East
23:25 The Sting
film Reteaming the Butch Cassidy stars and director for what proves to be a glorious triumph and a classic caper. Newman and Redford play conmen who, after the death of an old chum, set about fleecing dangerous mobster Robert Shaw out of a fortune. The sting itself is as audacious as it is elaborate, but the real pleasure comes from the easy, charismatic playing of the two leads, the lovingly created 1930s settings and Marvin Hamlisch's inspired reworking of Scott Joplin's music.
BBC2
23:20 Balderdash & Piffle
Dodgy Dealings
Entertainment Victoria Coren presents the series about words, inviting the public to make a vital contribution to the Oxford English Dictionary. The English language delights in words for dodgy dealers, rapscallions and other sorts of scallywag. Suggs joins the hunt for the original Jack the Lad, taking him on a tour of popular 1970s music. Neil Oliver gets stuck into Glasgow slang, and wonders why so much of it is so violent. Victoria gets all dressed up, hot on the heels of that wartime classic, the spiv.
23:50 Talking Movies
Interests Film news.
BBC3
23:00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Mummy Cupboard
Sitcom Sitcom about the lives and loves of five twentysomethings in Runcorn. Gaz decides it's time to make a proper commitment to Donna. Janet tries talking dirty for a living and Louise is in for a shock when she finally meets her real parents.
23:30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Cauliflower
Sitcom Sitcom about the lives and loves of five twentysomethings in Runcorn. Donna gives Gaz the answer to his marriage proposal. Janet finds a new way of providing for her child - the only problem is, it's illegal. Louise meets her real dad for the first time, but he is more interested in getting to know Jonny.
BBC4
23:00 The Cult of...Doomwatch
Entertainment Series looking at cult sci-fi series recalls Doomwatch, an early 1970s TV drama by Dr Kit Pedlar and Gerry Davies which took real scientific advances and created stories around them that exaggerated their dangers to apocalyptic levels. With new interviews with the actors and production team, the programme reveals the inspiration for stories, outlines how the team knew they were upsetting the government and big business, and explains why Robert Powell left at the height of its popularity.
23:30 Masterpieces of the East
Shiva and Parvati Seated on a Terrace
Documentary Series revealing the stories behind iconic artefacts from the Indian subcontinent. The Hindu god Shiva and his partner Parvati are the subjects of an exquisite miniature painting, crammed with detail. It was bought by a British army officer in India at the end of the 18th century and dates from a time when two great nations met as equals.
BBC News 24
23:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
23:30 HARDtalk
Current affairs Interviews with newsworthy personalities.
BBC Parliament
23:00 The Record
Current affairs Highlights of the day in Parliament presented by Melissa Bell.
23:30 Northern Ireland First Minister's Questions
Current affairs Recorded coverage of questions in the Northern Ireland Assembly to First Minister Ian Paisley from Monday.
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ITV1 Anglia
23:00 Escape from New York
film Cult futuristic action thriller, set in a Manhattan that has become a maximum-security prison. When the US president is captured and held hostage by a ruthless gang after Air Force One crash lands in the no-go area, only one-eyed mercenary Snake Plissken is considered capable of effecting a rescue. And if he fails, he is programmed to self-destruct.
ITV2
23:00 Coronation Street
Soap Liz panics when her lover's wife turns up at their love nest. Sarah's disappointed by Gail's reaction to her big news. It's Leanne's big day at the restaurant. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/coronationstreet.
23:30 Coronation Street
Soap Liz makes a big decision about her future. Leanne has to face her enemies at the official opening. Rosie gets herself a job without Sally's permission. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/coronationstreet.
ITV3
23:00 Thief Takers
No One Likes to See That
Drama Crime-busting drama with the members of the Flying Squad. In the first of a new series, a pensioner and child are taken hostage and a security van is raided - but who gave the robbers their inside information? Meanwhile, escaped convict Dennis Worsley wants revenge, and Tate is top of his hit list.
ITV4
23:40 Tour de France Highlights
Sport Action from stage two - 167 km from Dunkirk to Ghent. After its English sojourn, the Tour briefly touches French soil, only to cross the border in Belgium, where national hero Tom Boonen will want to claim victory in another stage likely to end in a sprint. Presented by Gary Imlach, with commentary by Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwen, and reports from Ned Boulting.
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Channel 4
23:05 Shrink Rap
Talk show In my book, Stephen Fry could talk for half an hour about his shopping list and I'd be mesmerised, so the prospect of listening to him analyse himself is a delicious one. I'm less enamoured by clinical psychologist Pamela Connolly, though. Her observations can be intensely irritating, yet, surprisingly, she manages to get Fry talking in a way, he says, he's never done before. The pair touch on subjects such as his manic depression, his homosexuality and his relationship with his distant father, and although for most of the time he's able to run verbal rings around Connolly, just occasionally she trips him up and makes him re-examine his true feelings. RT reviewer - Jane Rackham
E4
23:10 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest action live and direct from the Big Brother house.
Film4
23:00 Shaft
film Remake of the 70s cult detective drama putting a new spin on the story. John Shaft, the namesake nephew of the original private eye, is a dedicated cop who is assigned to a racially motivated murder case when a rich kid kills a man and arranges to ensure an innocent verdict. Can the detective find the only witness to the crime before the murderer's strong-arm lackeys?
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Five
23:00 Porky's
film Comedy about a group of teenagers desperate to discover the delights of the opposite sex. Thrown out of a local strip club, the boys vow to get revenge. A huge hit at the box office, the film spawned two sequels.
Five Life
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Five US
23:10 CSI: Miami
Hurricane Anthony
Drama US drama series focusing on the work of the Miami forensics department. Hurricane Anthony hits Miami, leaving three dead bodies in its wake. Horatio and the team investigate to establish whether the dead were victims of a natural disaster - or murder.
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Sky Three
23:00 Street Wars
Documentary Documentary series following a crack British police unit who deal with muggers, pickpockets, vandals and drunks on a daily basis, tackling street crime.
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BBC2
00:15 Saltwater
film Comedy drama about a widowed chip shop owner who lives with his three children. College student Carmel is involved with her philosophy lecturer, while her younger brother Joe is constantly in trouble at school. And as well as running the shop and handling his kids, George must find a way to pay off his debt to a dangerous bookie. Eldest son Frank decides to help out, staging a daring - and inept - robbery.
BBC3
00:00 Freaky Eaters: Addicted to Junk Food
Health Series in which nutritionist Natalie Savona and psychological coach Benjamin Fry try to help people with strange eating habits. Martyn Sadd has got a great job, a lovely home and a busy social life, but he's a food phobic, scared of the germs in natural food and so only eats processed foods. In trying to cure him in just four weeks, Natalie encourages him to improve his diet while Benjamin tries to get to grips with the emotional roots of his phobias.
00:55 Touch Me, I'm Karen Taylor
Comedy Sketch series starring BAFTA-winning comedian Karen Taylor, which takes a fresh and saucy look at modern life. The Brass Lady revolutionises the Budget; the guest on Glamorama, Yolanda Van der Landavan, talks about global warming; Joanna spices up married life to her sugar daddy with cookery lessons from a very hot Italian; and Jen and Kaz's bi-curiosity hits the rocks when Jen reveals her love for Kaz. Meanwhile, as herself, Karen puts on all that jazz with a fame school-inspired challenge.
BBC4
00:00 Office Tigers: Storyville
Documentary Four-part series which goes inside the closed world of Western corporate outsourcing in the Indian town of Chennai. It's based around the ambitious Office Tiger employees such as Amita and Sunita, who eagerly soak up the language and style of their bosses while holding on to the aspects of their own culture that serve them best, and the Americans who strive to guide them, including Joe (co-CEO), a former Goldman Sachs banker who never sleeps and is always asking his workers for more effort.
00:30 Indian School
Type Caste
Education Series about life in two secondary schools in the IT boom city of Pune, India. In a look at how the ancient caste system still affects the lives of schoolchildren in India today, this edition focuses on Meghna, an ambitious high caste girl who bitterly resents the policy, and Rohit a shy, bullied, low caste boy who is benefiting from it.
BBC News 24
00:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
00:30 Panorama
What Happened Next?
Documentary A return to earlier stories and investigations to report on developments, including what NHS bosses did after some undercover filming in two maternity units, and how John Sweeney found unwanted international fame after his confrontation with Scientology.
BBC Parliament
00:00 Political Highlights
Current affairs Recorded coverage of political highlights.
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ITV1 Anglia
00:50 ITV Play: Make Your Play
Interests Catch ITV's interactive game show to win big. Play from home using your skill and judgement for a chance to win nightly cash prizes of up to 50,000. Come on, Make Your Play!
ITV2
00:00 40 Days and 40 Nights
film Teen comedy about a young man who decides to abstain from all sexual contact following the bitter break-up of his most recent relationship. But during his period of self-imposed celibacy, he meets the girl of his dreams.
ITV3
00:10 Jeeves and Wooster
Comedy Comedy series based on P G Wodehouse's classic tales. Bertie's Uncle George considers marrying a young waitress, much to Aunt Agatha's disgust. This could mean more dirty work for Bertie, though he and Bingo find time to place a few bets at a local village sports day.
ITV4
00:45 Nowhere to Run
film Action-packed adventure starring the 'Muscles from Brussels'. An escaped convict strikes up a relationship with a widow and her two children who are being harassed by unscrupulous land developers headed by the evil Franklin Hale. Having virtually become a father to the children, the fugitive is determined to help the family see off Hale and his henchmen for good.
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Channel 4
00:10 The Iraq Commission
Current affairs Series of televised hearings in which an independent Foreign Policy Centre inquiry hear expert testimony about Britain's involvement in Iraq. The panel, chaired by Lord Paddy Ashdown, Baroness Margaret Jay and Lord Tom King, will then present their findings to Gordon Brown and the leaders of the main political parties. In this hearing, former US envoy to Iraq, Jay Garner, warns that Iraq is on the edge of a genocidal civil war unless the US changes its strategy.
More4
00:30 Commander in Chief
Sub Enchanted Evening
Drama Drama series set at the highest level of the American government headed by the country's first ever female president. In the first half of a two-part story, Mac finds herself in conflict with North Korea after a US sub is trapped in their waters.
E4
00:00 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest action live and direct from the Big Brother house.
Film4
00:55 Deterrence
film Political thriller about the American president's efforts to deal with an international military crisis while trapped by a freak snowstorm. Campaigning in Colorado, the president and his team are forced by a blizzard to take shelter in a diner, where he receives news that Iraq has reinvaded Kuwait. When he threatens the invaders with a nuclear strike, he is told that Iraq has its own missiles aimed at the United States.
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Five
00:50 NASCAR Nextel Cup
Sport The twentieth round of the 2007 NEXTEL Cup, featuring highlights of the Pepsi 400 from the Daytona International Speedway. Jeff Gordon, one of the oldest veterans in the field, is the current points leader in the championship.
Five US
00:10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
You've Got Male
Drama Drama series about a team of forensic investigators in Las Vegas. Grissom and Sara are called to a crime scene where two murder victims are found hidden in pipes at a construction site in the middle of a field. Catherine and Nick investigate what initially appears to be a hunting accident.
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BBC1 South East
01:35 Sign Zone:The Tower
Documentary Five years after Lewisham council sold off one of its riverside tower blocks to be transformed into chic apartments for young professionals, the transformation of the Tower is due to begin. Before the private developers can move in, however, all the old tenants must go. Les Brooks, a professional clown, is the last existing occupant in the Tower and he's refusing to go quietly. Elsewhere on the estate, his neighbours have their own private battles to fight.
BBC2
01:45 Joins BBC News 24
News and Current Affairs
BBC3
01:25 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Mummy Cupboard
Sitcom Sitcom about the lives and loves of five twentysomethings in Runcorn. Gaz decides it's time to make a proper commitment to Donna. Janet tries talking dirty for a living and Louise is in for a shock when she finally meets her real parents.
01:55 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Cauliflower
Sitcom Sitcom about the lives and loves of five twentysomethings in Runcorn. Donna gives Gaz the answer to his marriage proposal. Janet finds a new way of providing for her child - the only problem is, it's illegal. Louise meets her real dad for the first time, but he is more interested in getting to know Jonny.
BBC4
01:00 Women's Institute
Girl's Talk
Documentary Three-part documentary about the Women's Institute as it finds its way into the 21st century, revealing the lives of a formidable group of women holding communities together across Britain. This edition looks at some of the women who visit Denman College, the epitome of the organisation's core belief in education for all its members, including Doris, who tells a tale of two unhappy marriages survived with a strong spirit, and the newly-elected Denman Committee's chairman, Anne.
BBC News 24
01:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
01:30 World News Tonight
Current affairs The latest news from ABC in America.
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ITV2
01:55 ITV Play: Make Your Play
Interests Catch ITV's interactive game show to win big. Play from home using your skill and judgement for a chance to win nightly cash prizes of up to 50,000. Come on, Make Your Play!
ITV3
01:10 Agatha Christie's Poirot
The Third Floor Flat
Drama Poirot discovers a murder in his own block of flats, and goes on the trail of boisterous neighbours and strange nocturnal noises in the lift shaft.
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More4
01:25 The Daily Show Global Edition
Current affairs Award-winning late-night chat show with comic reports and sketches on American current affairs with satirist Jon Stewart.
01:45 Countdown
Game show Des O'Connor and Carol Vorderman host the show where contestants race against the clock in the words and numbers game.
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Five
01:40 USPGA Golf
Sport Highlights of the AT&T National at the Congressional Country Club in Potomac, Maryland.
Five US
01:10 Quiz Call
Interests Interactive quiz show giving viewers the chance to answer questions for money. Viewers contact the studio to compete for cash prizes.
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Sky Three
01:00 Guilty!
Talk show Talk show in which guests try to resolve their problems in a courtroom with the help of a judge and jury. Presented by Carole Malone.
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BBC1 South East
02:25 Sign Zone:How We Built Britain
The West: Putting on the Style
Documentary On his architectural tour of Britain, David Dimbleby discovers how the Georgian dream of order and beauty transformed our buildings and cities. Travelling west, he discovers the grandeur of Blenheim Palace, the man-made paradise of Stourhead garden in Wiltshire and the elegance of Bath. He pays tribute to the terraced house, a great British invention, before discovering the tin mines of Cornwall and crossing the mighty Menai Bridge to the Georgian jewel of Dublin.
BBC3
02:25 Honey We're Killing the Kids
Entertainment Psychology expert Kris Murrin shows families the devastating effects their lifestyle will have on their children, by showing the parents what their offspring will look like at 40. While mum Michelle Spencer throws tantrums, 8-year-old Jessica takes refuge in food by binge eating. Her dad and grandma were both morbidly obese and died young of heart disease, and Jessica is heading in the same direction. Since dad died the family has fallen apart and every aspect of their lives will need to change.
BBC4
02:00 Tired and Emotional
Documentary Eddie Mair explores the history of drink in British politics. Many of our leaders, from Winston Churchill to George Brown, acquired a reputation for fortifying themselves to cope with the demands of the job, and many of the best and worst episodes in the annals of the corridors of power have been carried out by people under the influence.
BBC News 24
02:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
02:30 The Record
Current affairs Highlights of the day in Parliament presented by Melissa Bell.
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ITV3
02:10 Ironside
Murder by One
Drama Police drama series set in San Francisco. Fran involves the Chief when she questions a friend's suicide.
ITV4
02:40 The Larry Sanders Show
The Flirt Episode
Sitcom Sitcom about life behind the scenes of a TV chat show. Larry discovers the nature of onscreen chemistry when studio guest Mimi Rogers suggests that they extend their jokey flirting into something more physical.
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Channel 4
02:15 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest housemate action broadcast live and direct from the Big Brother house.
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Five
02:20 Seniors Golf
Sport Action from the Bendinat London Seniors Masters at the London Golf Club. England's Tony Jacklin, who remains the last European to win the US Open Championship, made his first appearance in Great Britain for almost two years when he teed up in the competition.
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Sky Three
02:00 Football Years
Sport A look back at the 1996/97 season, when Manchester United had another league victory and Middlesbrough fought a tough relegation battle.
02:55 Animal Airport
Documentary A behind-the-scenes look at Heathrow Airport's animal reception centre. The staff receive an early-morning call to come to the rescue of two young alpacas being trampled in a shipment of older animals. Manager Rob Quest gets excited about the prospect of seeing a giraffe-necked weevil. And two welfare officers get a fright when they unload a shipment of hundreds of tarantulas.
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BBC1 South East
03:25 Sign Zone:Blackpool Medics: 10 Days in May
Entertainment BBC film crews follow the doctors, nurses and paramedics of Blackpool Victoria Hospital and North West Ambulance Service around the clock. Paediatrician Dr Nigel Laycock tries to make a premature baby fit enough for a crucial heart operation, cardiologist Dr Grahame Goode has to make a difficult decision on whether an 84-year-old can handle a heart bypass and A&E charge nurse Steve Taylor gets lost in translation trying to explain the treatment a Polish man needs for his head injuries.
03:55 Joins BBC News 24
News and Current Affairs
BBC3
03:20 Make Me a Baby
Science Dr Simon Atkins presents a science-based series which follows 100 couples through the journey from conception to childbirth. Many of the prospective mums are over 12 weeks pregnant, with their shape changing quickly and feeling their babies' first kick. Experts offer advice on healthy eating and how to avoid excessive weight gain. For those couples still trying to conceive the journey is more stressful, as they travel down the difficult and often unsuccessful path of fertility treatment.
BBC4
03:00 Women's Institute
Girl's Talk
Documentary Three-part documentary about the Women's Institute as it finds its way into the 21st century, revealing the lives of a formidable group of women holding communities together across Britain. This edition looks at some of the women who visit Denman College, the epitome of the organisation's core belief in education for all its members, including Doris, who tells a tale of two unhappy marriages survived with a strong spirit, and the newly-elected Denman Committee's chairman, Anne.
BBC News 24
03:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
03:30 Panorama
What Happened Next?
Documentary A return to earlier stories and investigations to report on developments, including what NHS bosses did after some undercover filming in two maternity units, and how John Sweeney found unwanted international fame after his confrontation with Scientology.
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ITV3
03:05 Law and Order: Trial by Jury
Bang and Blame
Drama American drama series about defense lawyers and their work in the criminal justice system. Kibre prosecutes a man who shot his fellow bank workers, including the woman who put his child in a coma, in front of a jury sympathatic to the self-representing man's claims of victimisation.
03:50 Film File
Interests Movie show with the latest releases, star interviews and clips from the films.
ITV4
03:10 Millennium
Wide Open
Drama Drama series about a retired FBI agent who specialises in tracking serial killers. Black finds a terrified young girl hiding in the ventilation system of a house where her parents have been brutally murdered. She becomes his last hope in finding the killer.
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Five
03:10 ITU Triathlon
Sport The ITU Triathlon series with the latest round of the World Championship from Des Moines, Iowa.
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Sky Three
03:20 Masterminds
The Stopwatch Heist
Documentary Investigations into some of history's most daring and complex crime capers. Paddy Mitchell and his gang masterminded over 140 heists, each one lasting only 90 seconds. This programme reveals how he managed to avoid capture for over a decade, despite being on the FBI's most wanted list for the majority of that time, and the chain of events that eventually brought him to justice.
03:50 Lion Man
Documentary Series following conservationist Craig Busch who runs a big cat sanctuary with his partner Karen. Craig negotiates swapping a white royal Bengal tiger for a rare white lion with the Lion and Rhino Park near Johnnesburg.
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BBC News 24
04:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
04:30 HARDtalk
Current affairs Interviews with newsworthy personalities.
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ITV1 Anglia
04:10 The Jules and Lulu Show
Entertainment Camp entertainment show where two couples' embarrassing and tacky personal possessions are crushed in a pink monster garbage truck. The winning pair get a luxury makeover, the losers get nothing.
04:35 The Jules and Lulu Show
Entertainment Camp entertainment show where two couples' embarrassing and tacky personal possessions are crushed in a pink monster garbage truck. The winning pair get a luxury makeover, the losers get nothing.
ITV2
04:00 Teleshopping
Interests Shopping from home.
ITV3
04:00 Teleshopping
Interests Shopping from home.
ITV4
04:00 Teleshopping
Interests Shopping from home.
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Channel 4
04:25 KOTV
Sport Top international boxing action, with a classic fight from the KOTV archive and all the latest boxing news from around the world.
04:55 Red Bull Air Race
Sport James Cracknell presents a guide to the Red Bull Air Race season so far, with highlights from Abu Dhabi, Brazil, Arizona and Istanbul. Plus, a preview of future races including fixtures in San Diego, Perth and London.
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Five
04:00 Boxing USA
Sport Action from the latest and best promotions from the hotbeds of Stateside boxing.
04:50 Cricket on five
Sport Highlights of the second one day international between England and the West Indies from Edgbaston.
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Sky Three
04:15 Filth Files
Documentary Documentary following New Zealand's Environmental Health officers. Darren battles a cockroach invasion and Ron finds something odd at Wellington zoo.
04:40 Crime Scene
Documentary Series narrated by Chris Slade following the crime scene investigators of Devon and Cornwall Police. Dave Green investigates a suspicious death in Plymouth, and Simon Harris hunts for clues in Tiverton following an arson attack on a family home. And pathologist Guyan Fernando reveals the lighter side of his job.
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BBC News 24
05:00 The World Today
News and Current Affairs The latest international news from the BBC.
05:30 World Business Report
Business Presenting not just the headlines, but the explanations behind the headlines, and an examination of the trends in technology and the world of business.
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ITV1 Anglia
05:00 ITV Nightscreen
Interests Text-based information service.
05:30 ITV Early Morning News
News and Current Affairs The latest national and international news.
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Channel 4
05:40 21st Century Bard
The Making of Twelfth Night
Documentary Documentary exploring the making of Channel 4's contemporary adaptation of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night.
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Five
05:35 Motorsport Mundial
Sport The latest and best action from the world of motorsports with race highlights, interviews and features from around the globe.
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Sky Three
05:05 Taste
Cookery Designer food programme. Recipes include salt cod fritters, pot roast pheasant and caramel apple torte. There is also the perfect pate, Tai Altman mixes daiquiris, and Tom Rowlandson takes the pizza taste test. Plus the best food-based beauty products.
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BBC1 South East
06:00 Breakfast
News and Current Affairs News and topical reports.
BBC2
06:00 CBeebies:Fimbles
Plaster
Children Series for young children in which colourful characters Fimbo, Florrie and Baby Pom explore the magical valley around them. Pom's sticking plaster comes in handy for all sorts of things, but Fimbo's plan to get lots of Crumble Crackers doesn't quite pay off.
06:20 The Story Makers
Shoe Time
Children When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and make new stories ready for the children who are coming in the morning. Milton gets a pair of tap-dancing shoes - and the Blue Cow does, too.
06:35 Balamory
The Prize
Children Series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. It is the day of the Balamory Yacht Race and PC Plum is in charge!
BBC News 24
06:00 Breakfast
News and Current Affairs Early-morning programme with news bulletins.
BBC Parliament
06:00 House of Lords
Current affairs Recorded coverage of House of Lords proceedings from yesterday.
CBeebies
06:00 Fimbles
Plaster
Children Series for young children in which colourful characters Fimbo, Florrie and Baby Pom explore the magical valley around them. Pom's sticking plaster comes in handy for all sorts of things, but Fimbo's plan to get lots of Crumble Crackers doesn't quite pay off.
06:20 The Story Makers
Shoe Time
Children When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and make new stories ready for the children who are coming in the morning. Milton gets a pair of tap-dancing shoes - and the Blue Cow does, too.
06:35 Balamory
The Prize
Children Series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. It is the day of the Balamory Yacht Race and PC Plum is in charge!
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ITV1 Anglia
06:00 GMTV Newshour
News and Current Affairs A comprehensive round-up of today's national and international news stories, presented by John Stapleton and Penny Smith.
06:58 GMTV Today
Interests Kate Garraway and Andrew Castle kick-off another morning of news, views and special guests. Plus Keith Chegwin selects his TV pick of the day.
ITV2
06:00 Mopatop's Shop
Whispers
Children Not everyone thinks Mother Mouse has the finest squeak in town, but when Mr Whisper comes into the shop looking for a voice, it could be music to his ears.
06:10 Engie Benjy
The Great Race
Children The adventures of an engine doctor and his friends. Plane and Spaceship have a race, with an over-confident Spaceship flying too fast too soon. When he breaks down, steady-paced Plane stops to help him and the pair cross the finish line together.
06:25 Pocoyo
Picture This/Musical Blocks
Children Two episodes of Pocoyo narrated by Stephen Fry. Pocoyo uses his imagination to draw some funny pictures. Pocoyo finds some magic blocks that rise and fall in time to music.
06:35 Doodlebops
Fast and Slow Moe
Children Rooney's new invention puts Moe into ultra slow motion and he has to figure out how to speed him up again.
ITV3
06:00 Tales of the Unexpected
I'll Be Seeing You
Drama Drama with a twist in the tale. When Anna has an eye transplant, her lover Roland sees her in a different light.
06:25 Home to Roost
Boyfriend
Sitcom Sitcom about a divorcee whose life is disrupted when his son moves in. Henry's daughter arrives for the weekend with her boyfriend - but will he live up to Henry's expectations?
06:55 Heartbeat
Frail Mortality
Drama Nostalgic police drama series. The police investigate a case of hit and run - and Maggie is the chief suspect. Greengrass dabbles in taxidermy, and Jo has a proposal for Nick.
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Channel 4
06:10 The Hoobs
Shoes
Children Preschool fun. Groove has spilled his Hoobjuice on the floor. How can the Hoobs keep their hoobypaws dry?
06:35 The Hoobs
Flying
Children Preschool fun for children. Grove wants to keep a fly in the Hoobmobile.
E4
06:00 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest action live and direct from the Big Brother house.
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Five
06:00 Thomas & Friends
Too Hot for Thomas
Children Timeless series following the adventures of a cheeky little tank engine and his engine friends. It is a hot summer on Sodor and all the engines are taking children to the seaside. Unfortunately, the ice-cream lady has run out of ice-cream and Thomas must collect the ingredients for lots more. But Thomas's haste leads to some accidents.
06:10 Little Princess
Maid's Day Off?
Children Julian Clary narrates the animated series. When Maid has her day off, Little Princess decides to look after things for her at the castle.
06:20 Little Lodgers
Cool-A-Tron
Children Claymation for children. The Little Lodgers - Kemi, Naomi, Beth and Hannah - are clay model versions of the Milkshake! presenters, who share a little model house. These charming stories last two minutes and show just how complicated life can be as a Little Lodger! It maybe that Hannah's hair will not sit down, or Kemi's bottom will not fit the seat, but there is always a small problem to be overcome.
06:25 Franny's Feet
Under the Sea
Children Children's animation. Franny helps an excitable but lost young fish to find his way back to his family.
06:35 Peppa Pig
Mummy Pig at Work
Children Animated series about a loveable little pig. Mummy Pig is very busy working on her computer, and Peppa tries to help. Then the computer crashes, but luckily Daddy Pig is an expert and it is soon fixed. But Daddy, Peppa and George are too busy playing a game to let Mummy get back to work.
06:45 Hi-5
Amazing - People
Children Five lively presenters make learning fun through music, movement and laughter. Kellie and Chats pretend to be Chortling Chester Chatsworth and Crusty Kelvin McKelligan as they imagine life in the goldfields. Charli mimes panning and digging for gold and practises her knitting - a skill taught to her by her grandmother. Tim the Swiss yodeller yodels a message to his cousin Heidi.
Five Life
06:00 Tickle, Patch and Friends
Children Puppet series following the exploits of a pair of mischievous guinea pigs.
06:25 Franklin
Children Animation about an inquisitive young turtle. In Franklin and the Grump, Franklin involves the whole neighbourhood in an attempt to cheer up Mr Groundhog. And in Franklin's Promise, Franklin's plans for a big adventure with his friends are thwarted when his father is unable to fix his bicycle.
06:45 Gerald McBoing Boing
Telescopes and Book Clubs
Animation Onomatopoeic animation with the world's noisiest boy. In `Telescopes', Gerald and pals discover aliens at the observatory, and in `Book Clubs', the kids read a book with help from Gerald's sounds.
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Sky Three
06:00 Animal Airport
Documentary A behind-the-scenes look at Heathrow Airport's Animal Reception Centre. A mastiff is stopped en route from Prague to Boston when staff suspect it has been over-sedated by its owner.
06:30 Vets in Hong Kong
Documentary Series following six vets who work at the Hong Kong SPCA, one of the region's busiest practices. Featuring a desperate battle to save a dying dog and a visit to a wildlife refuge.
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07:00 |
BBC2
07:00 CBBC:Arthur
Flaw and Order
Children Animation following the adventures of a young aardvark and his friends. Dad's platter has a crack in it and all the evidence points to Arthur as the culprit. Can he clear his name?
07:15 Do Something Different
Children Sam and Mark are on a mission to get one million kids to Do Something Different by the end of the summer. With suggestions of stuff to do and great films to watch, this is how to make your holidays the best ever.
CBBC
07:00 Newsround
Children Topical news magazine for children.
07:01 Even Stevens
The King Sloppy
Sitcom US sitcom about the sibling rivalry between perfect student Ren Stevens and her class clown brother Louis. Louis and Twitty use their alter ego, Mike Heggeman, to eat the famous King Sloppy oversized hamburger in under an hour.
07:30 Arthur
Children Animation following the adventures of a young aardvark and his friends.
CBeebies
07:00 Tweenies
Green
Children Fun with the puppet people. The Tweenies look for objects to make a green dragon. They visit green land and tame Bella the Dragon.
07:20 Boogie Beebies
Rainbow Sky - Tuesday
Children Children's music and dance programme. Red, orange, yellow, green - what is your favourite colour? Whatever it is, you are sure to find it in this week's very colourful Boogie Beebies.
07:35 Lazytown
Zap It
Children Fun with pink-haired Stephanie, an optimistic eight-year-old and superhero Sportacus as they learn how to make healthy choices and get active. Pixel builds a machine that makes things vanish, thinking that he can help his friends get out of chores the easy way. But Robbie gets hold of the machine and uses it to make Sportacus vanish. Pixel soon realises the only way to solve a problem is to roll up your sleeves and do the hard work.
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ITV2
07:00 Transformers Cybertron
Trap
Children Animated series with vehicles that transform themselves into mighty robots.
07:25 Captain Scarlet
Circles of Doom
Children Computer-animated series. The Angels have a narrow escape when the on-board electronics systems fail, and Captain Scarlet and Captain Blue find a connection between the failure and the appearance of crop circles over southern England.
07:55 Yu-Gi-Oh! GX
Duel and Unusual Punishment
Children Crowler is frustrated that Jaden has won again and tells him and Syrus that they will have to fight a tag duel. At practice Syrus uses a vehicle deck against Jaden's hero deck. Syrus loses and Jaden sees that he could have played a card called Power Bond - but the card is sealed by something in Syrus's past.
ITV3
07:55 Agatha Christie's Poirot
Triangle at Rhodes
Drama On holiday in Rhodes, Poirot uncovers the complicated relationships between his fellow hotel guests when one of them is murdered by a poisoned pink gin.
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Channel 4
07:00 Just Shoot Me
Watch Your Backdraft
Sitcom Sitcom about a journalist who works for her womanising father on his magazine. Maya struggles with her guilt over an affair with Vicki's estranged husband. Finch tries to get a better parking space by creating a fictitious new executive.
07:30 Big Brother's Little Brother
Entertainment Fanzine show hosted by Dermot O'Leary from the Big Brother nerve centre, bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.
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Five
07:20 Hana's Helpline
Where's Teddy
Children Series about a duck agony aunt who helps animals with their problems. When Patsy Pig loses her favourite teddy bear, Hana organises a search to find him.
07:30 Rupert Bear
Rupert and the Rainbow
Children Animated adventures of Rupert Bear. On seeing a rainbow Rupert and friends decide to use some of its colours to paint their pictures, but Ping Pong's spell goes wrong and part of the rainbow breaks off and splits up. Can the friends collect the different colours they need before the strands mysteriously vanish?
07:40 Mio Mao
The Dog
Animation Plasticine animation following the antics of two lively kittens. Mio and Mao meet a little dog who teaches them lots of new tricks.
07:45 Make Way for Noddy
Tickled Pink
Children Children's animated series. Noddy uses a magic spell to make him the funniest joke-teller in town. Unfortunately, the spell goes out of control, and soon, everyone he meets laughs uncontrollably and turns pink.
Five Life
07:15 George Shrinks
Friends Anemones
Children Children's animated series about an intrepid three-inch-tall boy. On a trip to the aquarium, Junior is given some tiny sea simians which fall into the main filtration tank by accident, leading to George coming to their rescue.
07:45 Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs
I Still Can't Hear You
Children Animation about a boy whose toy dinosaurs come to life and transport him to a magical world. Harry is nervous about giving a speech about dinosaurs to his classmates, so he goes to Dino-World to practise in the hope of gaining confidence. Whilst there, he finds that the annual dinosaur convention is taking place, and Steggy, who is suffering from severe stage fright, is expected to deliver the key-note speech. Can Steggy and Harry help each other overcome their fears?
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Sky Three
07:00 Masterminds
The Stopwatch Heist
Documentary Investigations into some of history's most daring and complex crime capers. Paddy Mitchell and his gang masterminded over 140 heists, each one lasting only 90 seconds. This programme reveals how he managed to avoid capture for over a decade, despite being on the FBI's most wanted list for the majority of that time, and the chain of events that eventually brought him to justice.
07:30 Crime Scene
Documentary Series narrated by Chris Slade following the crime scene investigators of Devon and Cornwall Police. Dave Green investigates a suspicious death in Plymouth, and Simon Harris hunts for clues in Tiverton following an arson attack on a family home. And pathologist Guyan Fernando reveals the lighter side of his job.
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BBC2
08:00 Sorcerer's Apprentice Extra
Entertainment Barney Harwood takes us behind the scenes at the Sorcerer's Apprentice magic school as the 14 wannabe magicians turn up for their first day. The magical journey is shown from the beginning with exclusive access to the auditions, where hundreds of hopefuls competed for a place at magic school. Barney drops in on housemistress Miss Ford to find out her first impressions of the sorcerees and we feature exclusive footage of their first magic lesson. The magic teachers go head to head in the first teacher challenge and we follow magician David Penn as he takes to the streets to demonstrate the art of vanishing and production.
08:30 CBeebies:In the Night Garden
Wave to the wottingers
Children Upsy Daisy chooses to sing through her megaphone. The Pontipines cover their ears - what loud singing! They complain over the trubliphone, but then Makka Pakka joins in with his trumpet and they make lovely music together.
BBC News 24
08:30 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
CBBC
08:00 The Story of Tracy Beaker
Children Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Tracy continues to be annoyed by Wilson, but how will she react to his revelation? Plus, the kids discover something buried in the garden, and Justine tells everyone Tracy's secret.
08:30 The Likeaballs
Manners
Children 2D animation. The Likeaballs are invited to Planet Pleasant, to play a game against 'The Pleasanters' - a race of unbelievably polite and gentle people steeped in the traditions of everything ceremonial.
08:40 Mysti
Children Mystical entertainment from the sassy fairy. Rick and Ollie organise a Ladies' Night, but do they really understand what ladies want?
CBeebies
08:00 Bob the Builder
Spud and the Doves
Children Animated adventures of builder Bob and his friends - Travis the tractor, Scoop the bulldozer, Lofty the crane and Dizzy the cement mixer. Mr Ellis has a batch of doves delivered to use in his magic act, and asks Bob to build a dovecote.
08:15 Pingu
Pingu Finishes the Job
Children The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin.
08:20 Gordon the Garden Gnome
The Trowel in the Stone
Children Pre-school animated series featuring Alan Titchmarsh as the voice of Gordon, a cheerful gardening Gnome. Gordon is promoted to Chief Gnome for the day.
08:30 Get Set Go:Tweenies
Butterfly
Children Playtime with the puppet people. Jake uncovers the real meaning behind the phrase butterflies in your tummy and discovers it's not about insects!
08:50 Fun with Phonics
Education Educational programme.
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ITV1 Anglia
08:35 LK Today
Interests Fashion, showbiz and lifestyle news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.
ITV2
08:25 Sabrina's Secret Life
Matchmaker Sabrina
Children Cartoon comedy about the novice teenage witch whose powers all too often land her in a tight spot. Sabrina finds a forbidden spell book on Mr Snipe's desk and casts a spell to make him fall in love with the first person he sees. Unfortunately that turns out to be Ms Magrooney, not her!
08:55 Viva Pinata
Sick Day/Lights, Camera, Action
Children Two episodes. Fergy realises that pinatas sneeze candy when they get a cold - now he desperately wants one himself! The pinatas are excited by the arrival of a famous Hollywood director - but Paulie smells a rat.
ITV3
08:55 Ironside
In the Forests of the Night
Drama Detective drama series featuring wheelchair-using cop Robert Ironside of the San Francisco Police Department. The Chief resumes his acquaintance with a long-lost sweetheart, but for the wrong reasons.
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Channel 4
08:00 Big Brother
Documentary Another chance to see the most recent instalment of highlights from the Big Brother house.
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Five
08:00 Say It with Noddy
That Tickles
Children Noddy and his friends learn a new phrase in a variety of languages. Whizz tickles Noddy and teaches him how to say 'that tickles' in Swahili.
08:05 Fifi and the Flowertots
Smelly Slugsy
Children Animation about a mischievous young flower girl and her garden friends. Slugsy has invited Primrose to supper but she has refused. Stingo tells him it is because she thinks he smells horrible. Slugsy tries to find a way to make himself smell nicer so Primrose will accept his invitation.
08:20 Peppa Pig
Bedtime
Children Animated series about a lovable little pig. It's nearly time for bed. Peppa and George play outside then they are called in for their bath. After that they brush their teeth and get into bed so Daddy Pig can read them a story. Soon they are fast asleep. Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig finally sit down to watch television, but it's been a long day and they are very sleepy too.
08:25 Thomas & Friends
Rheneas the Dinosaur
Children Timeless series following the adventures of a cheeky little tank engine and his friends. When some important dinosaur bones are discovered, Mr Percival needs two very careful engines to transport them to the Transfer Yards. Best friends Rheneas and Skarloey are desperate to be chosen.
08:35 Eric Carle Stories
I See a Song
Children Children's animation based on the classic books. A violinist evokes colourful abstract images as he plays.
08:40 Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends
A Beetle-ful Family
Children Animation based on the best-selling children's books. It is autumn and Grace, the little lost ladybug, is sure her family is coming back to Sunny Patch. When Grace's family don't arrive, Stinky and Whiffy offer to take Grace in for as long as she needs to stay.
08:50 Insect Antics
Children An introduction to insects for preschoolers.
Five Life
08:00 Franny's Feet
Long Stories
Children Children's animation about a little girl who is transported on magical adventures whenever she tries on the shoes in her grandfather's cobblers. Franny meets a giraffe that enjoys telling tall tales.
08:20 The Milkshake! Show
Jobs - Showbiz
Children Children's show presented by the Milkshake! team, with songs, stories, jokes and challenges. Milky and Shake decide they are going to put on a surprise show for the girls. Also featuring a trick from Hannah's magic garden, an exciting challenge, Tummy Ticklers and the Three Funky Monkeys.
08:50 Sailor Sid
The Sandwich Stealer
Animation Animation about an officer in the King's navy. A Spanish pirate tries to bully Sid into handing over all his jelly and ketchup sandwiches. Highly offended, Sid tricks the pirate who is blown into the distance with a fake whoopee cushion sandwich. Sid is left in peace to enjoy his lunch.
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Sky Three
08:00 Sky Travel Shop - Sky Three
Travel The latest tourism and travel news.
08:30 Lion Man
Documentary Series following conservationist Craig Busch who runs a big cat sanctuary with his partner Karen. Craig negotiates swapping a white royal Bengal tiger for a rare white lion with the Lion and Rhino Park near Johnnesburg.
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BBC1 South East
09:15 Don't Get Done, Get Dom
Interests Dominic Littlewood fights for the rights of consumers and passes on the tricks of the trade to save cash on the high street. He takes on building society Nationwide and makes savings for an airline pilot who's buying a snooker table.
BBC2
09:00 Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies
Footprints In The Sand
Children Programme for preschool children combining animation with live action footage from National Geographic and the BBC film archives. Playing in the bush, Max, Bo and Karla stumble on a giant footprint, and go running back to Mama. Mama is curious, and together they discover that the print they saw wasn't left by any animal walking in the Savanna today but is a remnant of the distant past.
09:15 Something Special
Clothes
Education Educational series for four- to seven-year-old children with learning difficulties, offering teachers, parents and carers a range of approaches to develop language and communication skills. Mr Tumble has some amazing shoes, including a special pair of dancing shoes. After Mr Tumble breaks a window, he dresses as a builder.
09:30 Big Cook Little Cook
Mermaid
Children Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Ben has been swimming in the sea and has lots of seaweed in his hair and its very messy! Ben and Small then play a game where they have to guess which creature from the sea the other one is. Then Miranda the Mermaid comes into the cafe and they make her some Mermaid Soup. In return she leaves them a magic comb. Now they can comb their hair and whenever they blow on the comb Miranda will appear.
09:50 Underground Ernie
The Mayor's Visit
Children CGI animation. Ernie, controller of International Underground, is always on hand to help his friends and to get passengers to their destinations. He is helped by trains Victoria, Bakerloo, Circle, Jubilee and the twins Hammersmith and City. Hammersmith and City's brakes get stuck-on just when they least expect them to. What's worse is that they have the Mayor on board!
BBC News 24
09:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
BBC Parliament
09:00 The Record
Current affairs Highlights of the day in Parliament presented by Melissa Bell.
09:30 House of Lords
Current affairs Recorded coverage of House of Lords proceedings from yesterday.
CBBC
09:00 Sorcerer's Apprentice Extra
Entertainment Barney Harwood takes us behind the scenes at the Sorcerer's Apprentice magic school as the 14 wannabe magicians turn up for their first day. The magical journey is shown from the beginning with exclusive access to the auditions, where hundreds of hopefuls competed for a place at magic school. Barney drops in on housemistress Miss Ford to find out her first impressions of the sorcerees and we feature exclusive footage of their first magic lesson. The magic teachers go head to head in the first teacher challenge and we follow magician David Penn as he takes to the streets to demonstrate the art of vanishing and production.
09:30 Stitch Up
Children Children take to the streets of the UK with their covert cameras and hidden mics to target members of the public with their practical jokes. An overzealous referee causes havoc at a football match.
CBeebies
09:00 Balamory
The Prize
Children Series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. It is the day of the Balamory Yacht Race and PC Plum is in charge!
09:20 Barnaby Bear
Barnaby on the Farm
Children Educational fun. Barnaby and Becky go to stay on a farm in Wales, where they help the farmer and his children feed the animals and do all the daily chores. When Barnaby accidentally sprays Becky with the hose, as he's cleaning the yard, Becky plans to get her own back.
09:35 Bits and Bobs
Spade
Children The adventures of Bits and Bobs, two inquisitive balls of fluff who are keen to find out about the world. Trug spots some things that might be useful for playing in the sand.
09:50 Little Red Tractor
The Map
Animation Animated children's series following Little Red Tractor, his owner Stan and their friends as they combine everyday farming activities with adventures on Gosling Farm. Stan organises a treasure hunt, he even draws up a map with an X to mark the spot. Mr Jones is so convinced by the map that he himself sets off in search of untold wealth. When he misreads the map he ends up in hot water.
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ITV1 Anglia
09:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show
Your Ex Says You're Sleeping Together - Today I Confront You
Talk show Jeremy Kyle presents a confrontational talk show in which guests thrash out their conflicts, dilemmas and relationship issues in front of a studio audience.
ITV2
09:25 Coronation Street
Soap Carla lets Liam know who's boss. Eileen and Pat have a heart to heart about their relationship. Roger rides to the rescue when Leanne comes a cropper. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/coronationstreet.
09:55 Emmerdale
Soap Pearl is in a flap thinking Pollard's out to seduce her. Jasmine decides to take things further with David. Ashley unwittingly fans the flames of Emily's crush. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/emmerdale.
ITV3
09:55 Quincy, ME
Next Stop Nowhere
Drama Drama series about LA County's sleuthing chief coroner. Quincy discovers the bizarre connection between a murder and the Los Angeles punk rock scene. It's a disconcerting experience for him.
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Channel 4
09:00 Frasier
Lilith Needs a Favour
Sitcom American sitcom about a Seattle-based radio psychiatrist. Lilith pays an unexpected visit to Seattle and tells Frasier she would like another child through artificial insemination. Meanwhile, Niles frets over Daphne as she joins Roz, Alice and Mrs Moon on a road trip to northern Canada.
09:30 Will and Grace
Swimming from Cambodia
Sitcom Hit US sitcom. When Grace returns to New York for her mother's birthday, Will tries to coerce her into staying in town a bit longer so the two can spend some quality time together.
09:55 ER
No Place to Hide
Drama Drama series set in the busy emergency room of Chicago's County General hospital. Abby senses something is not what is seems when she treats a 12-year-old girl and her grandmother. A prisoner is brought in with what everyone thinks is a fake case of appendicitis.
More4
09:00 Deal or No Deal
Game show Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Viewers can enter a daily prize draw, with a cash prize of up to 10,000 pounds, by calling . Calls cost a pound; mobile and other network rates may vary. Lines open and close during the programme.
09:45 Property Ladder US
Interests US version of the show which offers advice to amateur property developers looking to make a profit in the housing market. Presented by veteran real estate investor Kirsten Kemp.
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Five
09:00 The Wright Stuff
Entertainment Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. Singer and musician Myleene Klass reveals all about her new album and athlete Dame Kelly Holmes talks about child health and fitness. With panellists David Bull and Tanni Grey-Thompson.
Five Life
09:00 Make Way for Noddy
The Balancing Act
Children Children's animated series. Mr Jumbo and Clockwork Mouse are working on an act for the town parade. Noddy helps them to practice.
09:10 Say It with Noddy
Circle
Children Learn new languages with Noddy and friends. Noddy learns the Swahili word for `circle' and goes around Toy Town identifying objects in this shape.
09:20 Roary the Racing Car
Flash Flips Out
Animation Animated adventures of the cheerful racing car, featuring the voice of Peter Kay. Flash takes the law into his own hands when he gets fed up with the constant roar of engines.
09:35 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky
The Big Fish
Animation Animation narrated by Miranda Richardson. Bill and Corky go fishing and try to catch the legendary Whopper - but is the Whopper trying to catch them?
Five US
09:00 Teleshopping
Interests Shopping from home.
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Sky Three
09:00 Sky Travel Shop
Travel Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines.
09:30 Crime Scene
Documentary Series narrated by Chris Slade following the crime scene investigators of Devon and Cornwall Police. Investigator Lynzi Phillimore tackles the mystery of a robbery in Plymouth where nothing appears to have been taken and Kenny Blair examines an attempted break-in in Exeter. And Dave Green goes on the trail of arsonists who've set fire to a van.
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BBC1 South East
10:00 Homes under the Hammer
Interests Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander cast their expert eyes over properties before they go to auction. They view a three-bedroom house in Wales, a semi in Wickham and a double-fronted terrace in Derby.
BBC2
10:00 Lazytown
Rockin Robbie
Children Fun with pink-haired Stephanie, an optimistic eight year old and superhero Sportacus as they learn how to make healthy choices and get active. Their friends include Ziggy who likes sweets, Stingy who cannot share anything, Pixel who loves video games and Trixie who cannot follow rules. Robbie pretends to be a famous rock'n'roll singer so he can convince the LazyTown children to be lazy. He demands that Sportacus leave LazyTown forever. Sportacus must return to save him before it's too late.
10:30 Nero Wolfe Mysteries
Poison a la Carte
Drama Drama series about the genius detective and his assistant Archie Goodwin. A select gourmet dinner is marred by murder, but was it one of the women serving the dishes that did the deed?
BBC News 24
10:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
CBBC
10:00 Get Your Own Back
Children Dave Benson Phillips presents a game show that offers children the chance to turn the tables on an assortment of adults, including parents and teachers, and unceremoniously `plunge them in the gunge'.
10:25 Bring It On
Comedians
Children Children's series in which Richard McCourt and Dominic Wood attempt to master new skills. The boys enter a competition for new stand-up comedians as part of the London Comedy Festival.
CBeebies
10:00 Big Cook Little Cook
Bumblebee
Children Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Ben is enjoying some peace and quiet - until Small comes crashing in excited about his invitation to a fancy dress competition. Small is convinced he will win the competition but doesn't even have a costume! Just then Barry the Bumblebee comes into the cafe, and Ben and Small make him a Flower Power Salad. As a thank you for his meal, Barry leaves Small some bumblebee wings to go with his fancy dress outfit for the competition.
10:25 The Shiny Show
Snow Play
Children Quiz show for 3 - 5 year olds. Dogsby, Mukka and Tigs put on their own quiz show, and viewers are constantly encouraged to join in at home. The questions are based on short video sequences which explore some of the bits of the world around us. Each programme centres on a certain location or idea. It could pets, flying, or a visit to a puppet theatre. This time, it's all about snow play.
10:45 The Roly Mo Show
Guess Who's Coming To Tea
Children Series for pre-school children. Roly, Little Bo, Yugo and Migo all have their own best things but there are some things that they can share too. Little Bo visits her uncle, Roly Mo, in Fimble Valley every day and there's always something exciting to do during a visit, especially when Yugo and Migo are close at hand. Someone very special is coming to tea and Little Bo, Yugo and Migo just can't guess who it could be.
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ITV1 Anglia
10:30 This Morning
Talk show Presented by Fern Britton and Phillip Schofield. Actress Melanie Hill chats about her new drama series Cape Wrath. Including 11.10 ITV News Headlines. 11.15 Local News and Weather. Digital satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/thismorning.
ITV2
10:25 The Montel Williams Show
Talk show Controversial American talk show hosted by ex-naval officer Montel Williams.
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Channel 4
10:50 Without a Trace
Second Sight
Drama American drama series about the FBI Missing Persons Squad. After a young woman goes missing, the team investigates and learns that she was a psychic.
More4
10:35 How Clean Is Your House?
Comedy Kings
Documentary Housekeeper Kim Woodburn and presenter Aggie MacKenzie travel to America to work their magic on a New York apartment belonging to three aspiring comedians but, as they discover, filth is no laughing matter.
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Five
10:30 Trisha Goddard
Fiance - I'm Going to Leave You and Take Our Daughter with Me!
Talk show Daytime discussion show. Trisha is joined by three families who each have a member whose drinking is out of control, threatening not just the drinker, but the health and happiness of those around them. Plus, guests will be talking about their first-hand experience of how extreme alcohol use can cause lives to unravel, relationships to implode and careers to collapse.
Five Life
10:00 Home and Away: The Early Years
Soap A knight in shining armour comes to Hayley's rescue. Brodie threatens to quit school. Can Joel and Judith reconcile their differences?
10:30 Home and Away: The Early Years
Soap Dani tells off an astounded Fisher. The campaign of terror against Gypsy continues. Things take a turn for the worse for Joel and Judith.
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Sky Three
10:00 Sky Travel Shop - Sky Three
Travel The latest tourism and travel news.
10:30 Vets in Hong Kong
Documentary Series following six vets who work at the Hong Kong SPCA, one of the region's busiest practices. Can Carmel save a dog with heartworm?
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BBC1 South East
11:00 To Buy or Not to Buy
Interests Series that gives buyers the chance to test-drive a property before they buy it. Sarah Walker and Simon Rimmer are in Stockport, tracking down a home for a couple who need extra space for a classic car.
11:45 Cash in the Attic
Entertainment Series looking at the value of household junk. Mother and daughter Rona and Rachel Davison clear out some of Rona's hoarded treasure to raise money for a very special day in Rachel's life.
BBC News 24
11:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
CBBC
11:00 SMart
Children Children's art magazine with Mark Speight, Jay Burridge and Kirsten O'Brien. In this edition - how dramatic effects can be achieved by painting on sandpaper, the results of the national SMart Artists of the Year competition, and a look at how to make the sun the centre of a picture.
11:30 Whizz Whizz Bang Bang
Poo Power
Children Whizz Whizz Bang Bang, the show that takes your crazy invention ideas and makes them happen. On today's show another young creator gets to design and build their own wacky invention. But will it pass the all important road test? Plus more bonkers science.
CBeebies
11:00 Teletubbies
Children Pre-school fun from Teletubbyland. Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies come to play, providing fun, fantasy and education for the under fives.
11:25 Muffin the Mule
Oswald's Garden Party
Children Animated fun with the loveable mule. Oswald finds out that gardening isn't as easy as it looks.
11:35 Doodle Do
Wheelie Pictures
Children Adventures with Dib-Dab, Scribble and Stick. They are having a good old clear-out of their toys and find lots of old cars which inspires them to make wheelie pictures. Chris tells the story of Andy the Airborne Ambulance.
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ITV2
11:10 Judge Judy
Interests Triple bill of the show in which New York City's outspoken family court judge, Judy Sheindlin, presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts.
ITV3
11:00 Quantum Leap
Nuclear Family
Drama Time-travel adventure series. Sam leaps into the body of a 19-year-old during the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis. His mission: to prevent a senseless murder caused by mass hysteria.
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Channel 4
11:45 Designers Under Pressure
Documentary Documentary following a rising young British designer as he takes on a commission that could make or break his career. Christopher Pearson's degree show idea so impressed one London restaurant that they commissioned an entire room of his digital wallpaper. With just six weeks to deliver a much larger and more complex version of his degree showpiece, can Christopher deal with the pressures of his first commercial commission?
More4
11:00 How Clean Is Your House?
Sister Sludge
Documentary Housekeeper Kim Woodburn and presenter Aggie MacKenzie continue their mission to clean up America. Janet and Kathy Woo of New York, dubbed Sister Sludge by acquaintances, open the doors of their home to the grime-busting duo who discover a dreadfully sticky carpet and a bathroom rife with toxic mould. Since the sisters would sooner squabble than scrub, Kim and Aggie confront them with a few home truths.
11:30 The Property Chain
Consumer Kirstie Allsopp reveals the complexities and crises of being in a property chain. The chain in this programme stretches over a hundred miles from a sleepy Wiltshire village to the Devon coast. It might be mortgage free but it is far from problem free as power struggles break out along the chain when buyers and sellers try to impose their own deadlines on others.
E4
11:00 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest action live and direct from the Big Brother house.
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Five
11:30 five news
News and Current Affairs National and international news.
Five Life
11:00 The Wright Stuff
Entertainment Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. Singer and musician Myleene Klass reveals all about her new album and athlete Dame Kelly Holmes talks about child health and fitness. With panellists David Bull and Tanni Grey-Thompson.
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Sky Three
11:00 Sky Travel Shop - Sky Three
Travel The latest tourism and travel news.
11:30 Filth Files
Documentary Documentary following New Zealand's Environmental Health officers. Darren battles a cockroach invasion and Ron finds something odd at Wellington zoo.
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BBC1 South East
12:15 Bargain Hunt
Interests Tim Wonnacott presents as two teams go bargain hunting at an antiques fair at the East of England Showground in Peterborough. Expert advice comes from David Barby and James Lewis.
BBC2
12:00 The Daily Politics
Current affairs
12:30 Working Lunch
Business The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.
BBC News 24
12:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
CBBC
12:00 BAMZOOKi
Children Children's entertainment show in which teams of kids design creatures called zooks which are put to the test against each other. The zooks have to do all sorts of tasks such as climb over obstacles, move around objects and win a sprinting race. J2S face the Wyedean Wildsters in an attempt to reach Friday's final.
12:30 Stupid
A Picture of King Stupid
Children Madcap fantasy comedy. Goober has been researching his family history and finds a portrait of King Stupid which he sends to the ancestry website on the King's behalf. The website reveals Stupid's darkest secret - that he is half-human.
CBeebies
12:00 Balamory
The Prize
Children Series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. It is the day of the Balamory Yacht Race and PC Plum is in charge!
12:20 Barnaby Bear
Barnaby on the Farm
Children Educational fun. Barnaby and Becky go to stay on a farm in Wales, where they help the farmer and his children feed the animals and do all the daily chores. When Barnaby accidentally sprays Becky with the hose, as he's cleaning the yard, Becky plans to get her own back.
12:35 Bits and Bobs
Spade
Children The adventures of Bits and Bobs, two inquisitive balls of fluff who are keen to find out about the world. Trug spots some things that might be useful for playing in the sand.
12:50 Little Red Tractor
The Map
Animation Animated children's series following Little Red Tractor, his owner Stan and their friends as they combine everyday farming activities with adventures on Gosling Farm. Stan organises a treasure hunt, he even draws up a map with an X to mark the spot. Mr Jones is so convinced by the map that he himself sets off in search of untold wealth. When he misreads the map he ends up in hot water.
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ITV1 Anglia
12:30 Loose Women
Talk show Today's panel of loose ladies includes Jackie Brambles, Coleen Nolan, Carol McGiffin and Jane McDonald, and there's music from Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas, who performs live.
ITV2
12:30 Coronation Street
Soap Carla lets Liam know who's boss. Eileen and Pat have a heart to heart about their relationship. Roger rides to the rescue when Leanne comes a cropper. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/coronationstreet.
ITV3
12:00 Cagney and Lacey
Model Citizen
Drama The execution-style killing of a top union official leads Cagney to ask some abrasive questions about his apparently respectable past.
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Channel 4
12:00 News at Noon
News and Current Affairs Daily news including business news, sport and weather.
12:30 3 Minute Wonder: Farewell Darcey Bussell
Creative Partnerships
Drama A series of short films commemorating the famous ballerina. Choreographers discuss how Darcey Bussell became their muse.
12:35 How Clean Is Your House?
Documentary Series looking for the filthiest homes in desperate need of cleaning. Kim and Aggie take on former hippy Philippa Bowles who lives with her four young children in a squalid home in Surbiton, Surrey.
More4
12:35 A Place in the Sun
Barcelona
Travel Series helping investors to find homes abroad. Newcastle couple Sue and Peter Moulds fancy the Barcelona lifestyle but, with recently-born twin baby boys, they can't decide between a beachside family property and city centre living.
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Five
12:00 Home and Away
Soap Ric faces his demons in order to help out Lily. Is Kit really in labour this time? Rachel's match-making efforts end on a sour note.
12:30 House
Euphoria Pt 2
Drama US hospital drama about a maverick, anti-social New Jersey doctor. Foreman continues to experience the same progression of symptoms as the police officer. When he realises he has just hours to live, he calls his father who comes to his son's side. As it comes down to a race against time, House believes the solution to the illness is in the police officer's apartment.
Five Life
12:30 Trisha Goddard
Fiance - I'm Going to Leave You and Take Our Daughter with Me!
Talk show Daytime discussion show. Trisha is joined by three families who each have a member whose drinking is out of control, threatening not just the drinker, but the health and happiness of those around them. Plus, guests will be talking about their first-hand experience of how extreme alcohol use can cause lives to unravel, relationships to implode and careers to collapse.
Five US
12:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Comedy US version of the improvised comedy series. In this edition Colin Mochrie directs the Exorcist, with Wayne Brady as the possessed daughter and Greg Proops as the priest. Then Colin and Ryan enact a scene where a military parade has been invaded by aliens.
12:30 Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Comedy Improvised comedy series. Surreal gags and peculiar moments in this US version of the popular British comedy game show hosted by Drew Carey. With guest Chip Esten.
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Sky Three
12:00 Taste
Cookery Designer food programme. Served up today is roasted brill, spaghetti frittata and chocolate gateau. Plus round the world in seven dishes, wine for under a fiver, the best Japanese cookbooks and guest Carol Vorderman.
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BBC1 South East
13:00 BBC News; Weather
News and Current Affairs
13:30 Regional News and Weather
News and Current Affairs
13:40 Neighbours
Soap Terrence's hold over Sky grows stronger. Guilty Oliver tells Carmella about the plot to bring down Paul. Fraudulent Charlotte's web continues to grow. Steph and Toadie suffer from first date jitters.
BBC2
13:00 Animal Park
Interests Ben Fogle and Kate Humble explore life behind the scenes at Longleat Estate and Safari Park. In wolf wood the fearsome hunters try their paw at a spot of fishing - and get a good catch. The Park has ordered two new safari boats for half-mile lake but unless it rains soon they will be left high and dry.
13:30 Open Gardens
Gardening Carol Klein presents a series following people who transform their gardens in an attempt to be accepted by the National Gardens Scheme. One couple want to open their large, wild Cumbrian fell garden to the public, but it requires extensive development. And the owners of the small, walled village garden at Wolf House want to instill it with new life before the expected arrival of their first grandchild.
BBC News 24
13:00 BBC News; Weather
News and Current Affairs
13:30 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
CBBC
13:00 The Queen's Nose
Children Children's drama series about a magical coin that makes wishes come true. There's a great deal of confusion involving goats, the social services, and a suspicious Mrs Parker. And the coin's last wishes are used up. Will there be a happy ending for the Parkers?
13:30 Roar
Children Alex Dolan and Matthew Skilton present a series following keepers in Port Lympne and Howletts wild animal parks in Kent. We meet the new kittens whose mum is a leopard, a family of porcupines are introduced into their plush new pad, and a bunch of baboons go bonkers.
CBeebies
13:00 Big Cook Little Cook
Bumblebee
Children Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Ben is enjoying some peace and quiet - until Small comes crashing in excited about his invitation to a fancy dress competition. Small is convinced he will win the competition but doesn't even have a costume! Just then Barry the Bumblebee comes into the cafe, and Ben and Small make him a Flower Power Salad. As a thank you for his meal, Barry leaves Small some bumblebee wings to go with his fancy dress outfit for the competition.
13:25 The Shiny Show
Snow Play
Children Quiz show for 3 - 5 year olds. Dogsby, Mukka and Tigs put on their own quiz show, and viewers are constantly encouraged to join in at home. The questions are based on short video sequences which explore some of the bits of the world around us. Each programme centres on a certain location or idea. It could pets, flying, or a visit to a puppet theatre. This time, it's all about snow play.
13:45 The Roly Mo Show
Guess Who's Coming To Tea
Children Series for pre-school children. Roly, Little Bo, Yugo and Migo all have their own best things but there are some things that they can share too. Little Bo visits her uncle, Roly Mo, in Fimble Valley every day and there's always something exciting to do during a visit, especially when Yugo and Migo are close at hand. Someone very special is coming to tea and Little Bo, Yugo and Migo just can't guess who it could be.
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ITV1 Anglia
13:30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather
News and Current Affairs Including local news and weather.
ITV2
13:00 Emmerdale
Soap Pearl is in a flap thinking Pollard's out to seduce her. Jasmine decides to take things further with David. Ashley unwittingly fans the flames of Emily's crush. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/emmerdale.
13:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show
Your Ex Says You're Sleeping Together - Today I Confront You
Talk show Jeremy Kyle presents a confrontational talk show in which guests thrash out their conflicts, dilemmas and relationship issues in front of a studio audience.
ITV3
13:00 Cribb
The Hand that Rocked the Cradle
Drama Victorian police drama series based on the novels by Peter Lovesey, featuring Inspector Cribb and the Scotland Yard CID. The dismissal of the Prince's nursemaid leads Cribb and Thackeray to a shocking discovery.
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Channel 4
13:05 No Going Back: A New Life in France
Documentary Series following the fortunes of Benn and Amy Coley who, three years earlier, began a new life in France. The Coleys are delighted to have 11 guests booked for New Year, but run into major problems when they try to book the skiing lessons.
13:35 Fathom
film When delectable secret agent Fathom Harvill is sent to Spain to retrieve an H-bomb triggering device, she runs into opposition from the handsome Peter Merriweather. This sparks off a game of double bluff and deceit in which things are not quite as they seem, including Mr Merriweather.
More4
13:05 Deal or No Deal
Game show Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Viewers can enter a daily prize draw, with a cash prize of up to 10,000 pounds, by calling . Calls cost a pound; mobile and other network rates may vary. Lines open and close during the programme.
Film4
13:00 The Loves of Carmen
film Colourful re-telling of the oft-adapted Prosper Merimee tale of a provocative and headstrong factory girl, and the disastrous effect she has on two men.
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Five
13:30 Russell Grant's Postcards
A Helmsdale Celebrity
Travel Russell Grant presents a whistle-stop tour of some well known and much loved destinations. In this edition, he visits a Helmsdale celebrity.
13:35 The Beach Boys: An American Family
film Part two of the miniseries dramatising the group's career, charting the triumph and heartbreaks of Mike Love, Al Jardine and brothers Brian, Carl and Dennis Wilson and their relationship with manager Murry Wilson, the father of the Wilson brothers. The minseries also looks at the Boys' darker sides, including the period when Dennis Wilson began spending time with a would-be singer called Charles Manson.
Five Life
13:30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Talk show More fun, games and celebrity guests as the American sitcom star hosts her own chat show.
Five US
13:00 Mission: Impossible
The Legacy
Drama The gang attempt to track down Hitler's carefully hidden fortune - but they are racing against the four sons of prominent Nazis who are determined to use the gold to set up a Fourth Reich.
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Sky Three
13:00 Relic Hunter
Deadline
Drama Adventure drama series about a history professor and explorer who recovers lost treasures. When an old flame of Sydney's is deliberately infected with a deadly virus, the race is on to find an important relic to exchange for the antidote.
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BBC1 South East
14:05 Doctors
Pennies From Heaven
Drama Beattie is suspicious of her recently-widowed neighbour when she hears her talking to a man. Joe suggests Daniel take over from the locum.
14:35 Murder, She Wrote
Film Flam
Drama Jessica Fletcher sets out to prove that the death of a young movie buff was murder - as was the supposed suicide of a Hollywood director 35 years ago.
BBC2
14:00 Living in the Sun
Interests Nadia Sawalha presents a series about Brits who have relocated to Spain. An Essex family who are bringing a bit of Blighty to the Costa del Sol by opening a posh fish and chip restaurant. Nadia goes bargain hunting with a couple who have turned their hand to renovating furniture, plus a look at what the property market of Murcia has to offer.
BBC News 24
14:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
BBC Parliament
14:30 Live Scotland Questions
Current affairs Live coverage of questions in the House of Commons to the Scottish Secretary and team of ministers.
CBBC
14:25 Pitt and Kantrop
The Big Wheel
Children Prehistoric fantasy. 12-year-old Pitt and his pterodactyl pal Kantrop try to help their tribe. The Chief's birthday present from Stef has an explosive side effect.
CBeebies
14:00 Teletubbies
Children Pre-school fun from Teletubbyland. Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies come to play, providing fun, fantasy and education for the under fives.
14:25 Muffin the Mule
Oswald's Garden Party
Children Animated fun with the loveable mule. Oswald finds out that gardening isn't as easy as it looks.
14:35 Doodle Do
Wheelie Pictures
Children Adventures with Dib-Dab, Scribble and Stick. They are having a good old clear-out of their toys and find lots of old cars which inspires them to make wheelie pictures. Chris tells the story of Andy the Airborne Ambulance.
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ITV1 Anglia
14:00 Daily Cooks
Cookery Guest presenters Brian Turner and Gino D'Acampo are joined by chefs Jo Pratt and Frank Bordoni to rustle up recipes that can be made easily at home.
ITV2
14:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show
My Sister Lost Her Virginity At 14 - Is She Now Pregnant?
Talk show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
ITV3
14:00 Tales of the Unexpected
I'll Be Seeing You
Drama Drama with a twist in the tale. When Anna has an eye transplant, her lover Roland sees her in a different light.
14:35 Home to Roost
Boyfriend
Sitcom Sitcom about a divorcee whose life is disrupted when his son moves in. Henry's daughter arrives for the weekend with her boyfriend - but will he live up to Henry's expectations?
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More4
14:00 ER
Faith
Drama Drama series set in the emergency ward of a Chicago hospital. Hathaway hears the outcome of the negligence case against her. Ross removes a cystic fibrosis patient from a respirator. Meanwhile, Greene and Pomerantz are arguing, and Benton finds his personal problems growing.
Film4
14:50 The Man in Grey
film Melodrama about a lowly governess in a wealthy 19th-century household who plots to unseat her mistress and steal the woman's husband. Her plan seems feasible, since the marriage is loveless and her mistress has lost her heart to a young actor. The story is told in flashback from World War II London, where two descendants of the players in the drama have met up.
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Five Life
14:20 Russell Grant's Postcards
Historic Tewkesbury
Travel Russell Grant presents a tour of the British Isles, visiting some well-known and popular destinations.
14:30 Mermaid
film Touching family drama about a bereaved little girl who attempts to send a message in a balloon to her dead father, hoping that it will reach him in heaven. However, the balloon finds its way to the faraway island community of Mermaid, where it falls into the hands of someone who may have the power to cure her grief.
Five US
14:00 The Fall Guy
Ready, Aim...Die!
Drama A mob hit-woman uses Colt to trace a man she claims is her brother, but is really her target - a relocated government witness. Colt tracks down the fugitive through his habit of betting on teams which have birds' names. But when his every move seems second guessed by the mob, Colt realises that he is a pawn in a deadly game.
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Sky Three
14:00 The Liners
Ships of War
Documentary 1915 - 1936. America enters the war, the aftermath, the Roaring Twenties, and the building of the Normandie and the Queen Mary.
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15:00 |
BBC1 South East
15:20 BBC News; Weather; Regional News
News and Current Affairs The latest headlines.
15:25 CBBC:Dennis the Menace
The Day They Took Gnasher Away
Children Animated series featuring the classic comic character from the Beano comic. The Dog Training School promises Dennis's father that they can turn Gnasher into a perfect pooch.
15:50 Skunk Fu
The Art of Monkey Launching
Children Children's animation about Skunk, a young Kung Fu student. Panda gathers the greatest minds in the valley at the edge of their territory to identify the strange-looking device being built by the Ninja Monkeys, leaving Skunk, Ox and Bird feeling left out. When the monkeys start catapulting themselves into the heart of the Valley, however, Skunk's quick thinking helps turn the tide of the battle.
BBC2
15:00 Escape to the Country
Interests A series in which presenters Catherine Gee and Nick Page help prospective buyers to find their dream home in the country.
15:45 Flog It!
Interests Paul Martin visits Peterborough to help viewers identify, value and sell their antiques and collectibles. Experts Charlie Ross and Philip Serrell are in charge of valuations while Paul tries out fun on three wheels at the local Bubble Car Museum.
BBC News 24
15:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
BBC Parliament
15:30 Live House of Commons
Current affairs Live coverage of debates and questions in the House of Commons.
CBBC
15:00 ChuckleVision
Driving Ambition
Children Children's entertainment with the Chuckle Brothers. Paul and Barry go head to head with No Slacking in a golf driving competition, but can the Chucks compete with his cheating?
15:15 Do Something Different
Children Sam and Mark are on a mission to get one million kids to Do Something Different by the end of the summer. With suggestions of stuff to do and great films to watch, this is how to make your holidays the best ever.
CBeebies
15:00 Postman Pat
Postman Pat and the Incredible Inventions
Children The adventures of Greendale's postman. Pat and family are flooded out of their house by a burst pipe. They go to stay at Ted's watermill but soon find that Ted's bizarre inventions make life very complicated. Meanwhile, Ted is finding it hard to have visitors in his house as he prefers a solitary existence. He's particularly upset when Sara spring cleans the entire watermill.
15:15 Brum
Brum and the Posh Dog
Children The adventures of a little car who lives in a motor museum. Two thieves steal a diamond-studded dog collar from Mrs Celebrity's prize pooch.
15:25 Tweenies
Green
Children Fun with the puppet people. The Tweenies look for objects to make a green dragon. They visit green land and tame Bella the Dragon.
15:45 Higgledy House
Pie and Magic Show
Children Comedy, learning and fun from the Higgledy House. There are culinary calamities and magical mishaps on this edition. When each of them tries to make a pie, Sarah-Jane and Justin get the ingredients badly mixed up. Later, Sarah-Jane's magic show doesn't quite go as planned.
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ITV1 Anglia
15:00 Dickinson's Celebrity Deals
Interests The stars are back battling with Real Deal dealers to get the most money for their family treasures. Alex Norton storms the sale room with a guitar which could have once belonged to a Rolling Stone. Fiona Armstrong learns that her regimental ice buckets are practically worthless. Emmerdale's Susan Penhaligon brings a dash of sophistication. Linda Robson gives Ian a hard time. And Corrie's Wendi Peters' poker face lets her down in her role as protector of the public.
ITV2
15:40 The Ricki Lake Show
Talk show Ricki Lake talks teen pregnancy, gangs, drugs, makeovers and weight loss in her different approach to chat shows.
ITV3
15:05 Cagney and Lacey
Model Citizen
Drama The execution-style killing of a top union official leads Cagney to ask some abrasive questions about his apparently respectable past.
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Channel 4
15:30 Countdown
Game show Des O'Connor and Carol Vorderman host the show where contestants race against the clock in the words and numbers game.
More4
15:00 The Practice
Axe Murderer
Drama Drama series set in a Boston public defence practice. With help from Ally McBeal, the firm defends a murder suspect who claims she was Lizzie Borden in a past life. Meanwhile, Ellenor learns the truth about Dr Spivak.
E4
15:55 Big Brother's Little Brother
Entertainment Dermot O'Leary comes from the Big Brother nerve centre, bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.
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Five
15:25 five news update
News and Current Affairs The latest headlines, sport and weather.
15:30 Range of Motion
film Drama about a woman who refuses to believe her husband will not recover when he falls into a coma after a freak accident. As she and her two young daughters cling to the hope that he will regain consciousness, the woman befriends a man whose wife is in an irreversible coma.
Five US
15:00 Major League Soccer
Sport Highlights from Major League Soccer, with the New York Red Bulls taking on Houston Dynamo.
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Sky Three
15:00 Sky Travel Shop - Sky Three
Travel The latest tourism and travel news.
15:30 Masterminds
The King of Car Thieves
Documentary Investigations into some of history's most daring and complex crime capers. This programme reveals how an elite car theft ring made millions during the 1990s by stealing high-end cars and selling them to unsuspecting buyers.
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BBC1 South East
16:05 Mortified
Bigger Than Vegas
Children Comedy. Taylor Fry feels like a misfit, but deals with the world around her with a little imagination. Taylor goes up against the perfect and beautiful Brittany Flune for the position of school captain. Taylor finds herself determined to win, all the while trying to ignore her father's petty annual 'Christmas Lights' rivalry with Brittany's father, Michael Flune.
16:30 CBBC:Roman Mysteries
The Secrets of Vesuvius - Part 1
Children Historical drama starring Simon Callow.
BBC2
16:30 Ready Steady Cook
Cookery Talented chefs battle it out against the clock, creating delicious dishes in 20 minutes. Presented by Ainsley Harriott with chefs Gino D'Acampo and Tony Tobin.
BBC News 24
16:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
CBBC
16:00 The Story of Tracy Beaker
Children Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. It's sports day at the Dumping Ground, but Tracy has bigger ambitions for Lol. Plus, Tracy and Lol turn detective in an attempt to get to the bottom of Bouncers strange behaviour.
16:30 The Basil Brush Show
The Job
Children Double bill of the comedy series featuring the irrepressible Basil Brush and friends. Basil and Stephen are sent out to find employment.
CBeebies
16:00 Lazytown
Zap It
Children Fun with pink-haired Stephanie, an optimistic eight-year-old and superhero Sportacus as they learn how to make healthy choices and get active. Pixel builds a machine that makes things vanish, thinking that he can help his friends get out of chores the easy way. But Robbie gets hold of the machine and uses it to make Sportacus vanish. Pixel soon realises the only way to solve a problem is to roll up your sleeves and do the hard work.
16:30 SMarteenies
Children Exciting ideas to help viewers experiment with art and crafts. With Mark Speight, Kirsten O'Brien, Jay Burridge, Bizi Lizi and Doogy the dog.
16:45 Boogie Beebies
Rainbow Sky - Tuesday
Children Children's music and dance programme. Red, orange, yellow, green - what is your favourite colour? Whatever it is, you are sure to find it in this week's very colourful Boogie Beebies.
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ITV1 Anglia
16:00 Inspector Morse
Deadly Slumber (Part 2)
Drama Morse investigates when the founder of a private hospital is found dead in his car. All fingers point to an ex-bookmaker whose daughter suffered brain damage during what should have been a routine hospital operation, and Morse finds himself touched by the man's devotion to his daughter - but must ensure his judgement is not clouded.
ITV2
16:25 Sally Jessy Raphael
Talk show Sally and her audience discuss more controversial topics.
ITV3
16:05 Quincy, ME
Next Stop Nowhere
Drama Drama series about LA County's sleuthing chief coroner. Quincy discovers the bizarre connection between a murder and the Los Angeles punk rock scene. It's a disconcerting experience for him.
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Channel 4
16:15 Deal or No Deal
Game show Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Viewers can enter a daily prize draw, with a cash prize of up to 10,000 pounds, by calling . Calls cost a pound; mobile and other network rates may vary. Lines open and close during the programme.
More4
16:00 Bullwhip
film A Wild West reworking of `The Taming of the Shrew', in which a man escapes hanging by entering into a marriage of convenience with an ambitious fur trader who needs a husband in order to inherit her father's business.
E4
16:25 Hollyoaks
Soap Nicole returns to help Russ prepare for the wedding, though clearly disagrees with his choice of bride. Fletch is not keen when Josh asks Amy to think up a band name. Calvin visits Warren in prison.
16:55 Friends
The One with Rachel's Assistant
Sitcom Given the chance to employ her own assistant, Rachel overlooks more able female candidates in favour of a young, attractive man. Monica and Chandler find out more about each other than they wanted to know.
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Five Life
16:30 Getting on the Property Ladder
Manchester
Interests Property show. Mancunian twentysomethings Kate and Allan are fed up with going back and forth from each other's parents' homes so they decide to fly the coop and buy their first home together. Kate works for an insurance company and Allan is a recruitment consultant, but even with their combined salaries, the couple will have to stretch their finances to their limit. And with only 95,000 pounds to spend in one of the trendiest cities in the UK, property expert Tony Jacobs has his work cut out.
Five US
16:00 Happy Days
Spunkless Spunky
Sitcom US sitcom set in the 50s. Fonzie's depressed dog is diagnosed as lovesick.
16:30 Happy Days
Be My Valentine
Sitcom US sitcom set in the 50s. Joanie is heartbroken and disillusioned when her date for the dance cancels on her, but a twist of fate soon restores her faith in true love.
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Sky Three
16:00 Filth Files
Documentary Documentary series. New Zealand's Animal Control officers rescue some dogs being kept in appalling conditions, while an unhygienic coffee shop also has to be cleared out.
16:30 Lion Man
Documentary Series following conservationist Craig Busch who runs a big cat sanctuary with his partner Karen. Whilst visiting Africa Craig meets his childhood idol. Vet Sue Hart visits a cheetah breeding centre.
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BBC1 South East
17:00 Sorcerer's Apprentice
Children It's the beginning of an exciting magical journey for 14 lucky children. A master magician, the Sorcerer, is looking for an apprentice and has hand-picked 7 boys and 7 girls to attend his magic school where they will compete with each other for the title of The Sorcerer's Apprentice. On arrival at their new school the 14 spell bound children come face to face with the Sorcerer, are introduced to the magic school rules and witness the mysteries of magic first hand.
17:25 Newsround
Children Topical news magazine for children.
17:35 Neighbours
Soap Terrence's hold over Sky grows stronger. Guilty Oliver tells Carmella about the plot to bring down Paul. Fraudulent Charlotte's web continues to grow. Steph and Toadie suffer from first date jitters.
BBC2
17:15 The Weakest Link
Game show Anne Robinson presents the quick-fire general knowledge quiz in which contestants must decide at the end of each round which of their number should be eliminated.
BBC News 24
17:00 BBC Five O'Clock News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world, with Huw Edwards.
CBBC
17:00 The Slammer
Entertainment Entertainment show in which a group of comedians enter a mock prison. This week the race is on to snap showbiz legend Keith Harris out of a mysterious trance in time to perform on the Freedom Show with his sidekick Orville the duck.
17:25 Raven
Children Fantasy game show. The magical and mysterious Raven guides six young warriors on a quest to discover who will claim the title of Ultimate Champion. Today the warrior's teamwork will be tested in Troll Trap, their agility and fearlessness will be challenged in Dragon's Roost, before the first of the company must be eliminated in the Way of the Warrior.
CBeebies
17:00 Underground Ernie
Ernie's Big Trip
Children CGI animation. Ernie, controller of International Underground, is always on hand to help his friends and to get passengers to their destinations. He is helped by trains Victoria, Bakerloo, Circle, Jubilee and the twins Hammersmith and City. Paris is visiting International Underground and Ernie is returning with him for a holiday. The trains become convinced he is going away for ever and are very sad - so they try to stop him Paris by preventing him from getting into International Underground.
17:15 Come Outside
Pencils
Education Auntie Mabel and her dog Pippin fly to Seathwaite Fell in their spotty plane to find out the history of graphite and pencils.
17:30 Numberjacks
4 He's a Jolly Good Fellow
Children Comedy adventure series, aimed at 4 and 5-year-olds, in which animated numbers solve mathematical problems in the real world, with input from real children. Numbers 3, 4 and 6 are learning how to play shut-eye Bloop Ball. Agents call in and report that a girl has a problem with her clock - its number 4 is missing. Number 4 is called in to take the mission, and uses himself to fill the gaps where the number 4 is missing. It sees that the Numbertaker is taking 4s!
17:45 Toddworld
Crazy for Biscuits
Children Pre-school, 2-D animation. In colourful Toddworld it's OK to be different and stand out. Todd and his friends Benny, Pickle, Sophie and Stella help explain acceptance, tolerance and diversity in a fun world where everyone has a role to play. Stella's newly baked biscuits disappear when she leaves them outside to cool down. She accuses Benny of eating them, but feels really bad when she discovers who the true culprits really are.
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ITV1 Anglia
17:00 Golden Balls
Game show Jasper Carrott presents a game of intuition and luck, as contestants try to find which of 100 golden balls conceal life-changing amounts of cash, while avoiding the killer balls.
ITV2
17:15 Airline USA
Love at First Flight
Documentary Southwest employees Tom and Pam are off to Las Vegas to get married. Yolanda is on hand to help passenger Brian propose to his girlfriend Mariana at the same gate where they met a year before. Bernado waits for his fiancee Amy to arrive - but they have only talked to each other on the phone and he doesn't really know what she looks like.
17:45 Judge Judy
Interests Triple bill of the show in which New York City's outspoken family court judge, Judy Sheindlin, presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts.
ITV3
17:05 Agatha Christie's Poirot
Triangle at Rhodes
Drama On holiday in Rhodes, Poirot uncovers the complicated relationships between his fellow hotel guests when one of them is murdered by a poisoned pink gin.
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Channel 4
17:00 Richard and Judy
Entertainment Judy Finnigan and Richard Madeley present a live entertainment show, featuring celebrity guests, topical talking points, competitions and exclusive previews and reports. Today's guests include Alastair Campbell and Paula Abdul.
More4
17:35 A Place in the Sun
Cape Verde
Travel Series on homes abroad presented by Amanda Lamb. A couple hope to buy a property on the West African islands, before it becomes a tourist fixture.
E4
17:30 Friends
The One with the Engagement Picture
Sitcom Chandler looks terrible in all of his and Monica's engagement photos. Rachel enlists Joey to take her new assistant out for a night on the town. Phoebe and Ross date a couple in the middle of a divorce.
17:55 Big Brother
Documentary Another chance to see all the highlights from the Big Brother house.
Film4
17:05 A Kid for Two Farthings
film Charming story of a young boy who buys a goat with only one horn and is convinced he has purchased a unicorn when magical things suddenly begin to happen. Set against the background of London's Petticoat Lane and based on the novel by Wolf Mankowitz.
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Five
17:30 five news
News and Current Affairs National and international news.
Five Life
17:30 Home and Away
Soap Ric faces his demons in order to help out Lily. Is Kit really in labour this time? Rachel's match-making efforts end on a sour note.
Five US
17:00 Mission: Impossible
The Diamond
Drama In order to return a 27,000 carat diamond to its rightful owners - the starving natives of a small country - the IMF have to persuade an evil politician that they have created a diamond synthesising machine.
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Sky Three
17:00 Relic Hunter
Wages of Sydney
Drama Adventure drama series about a history professor and explorer who recover lost treasures. A sacred dragon's egg disappears, and Sydney goes looking for it.
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BBC1 South East
18:00 BBC News and Weather
News and Current Affairs The latest national and international news stories.
18:30 South East Today; Weather
News and Current Affairs Regional news magazine.
BBC2
18:00 Eggheads
Game show Dermot Murnaghan hosts a general knowledge quiz in which teams from all over the UK battle to beat the formidable Eggheads, a team including millionaire winner Judith Keppel, International Mastermind Chris Hughes and World Quiz Champion Kevin Ashman.
18:30 Nature's Calendar
Summer: Woodlands
Documentary Chris Packham presents a guide to the best places to see wildlife this summer. In the woodlands of Surrey he looks for the holy grail of butterflies - the Purple Emperor - and provides some unusual tips to attract a whole range of woodland butterflies. Meanwhile Mike Dilger goes to Castle Eden Dene in the North East for one of the best woodland walks in the country and Sanjida O'Connell gets close up to the Red Kites of Rockingham Forest.
BBC News 24
18:00 BBC News and Weather
News and Current Affairs The latest national and international news stories.
18:30 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
18:45 Sportsday
Sport A round-up of the day's sporting events.
CBBC
18:00 Get 100
Children Gameshow presented by Reggie Yates where the aim of the game is to get 100. Four contestants compete in this razor-sharp quiz where the answers to all the questions are numbers between one and 99. The power is in the points; playing the points perfectly puts the winner in the Friday Final with the chance to choose from the ultimate prize pod.
18:30 Sorcerer's Apprentice
Children It's the beginning of an exciting magical journey for 14 lucky children. A master magician, the Sorcerer, is looking for an apprentice and has hand-picked seven boys and seven girls to attend his magic school, where they will compete with each other for the title of The Sorcerer's Apprentice. On arrival at their new school the 14 spellbound children come face to face with the Sorcerer, are introduced to the magic school rules and witness the mysteries of magic at first hand.
CBeebies
18:00 CBeebies Bedtime Hour:The Story Makers
Stars
Children When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and create new stories ready for the children who are coming in the morning. Jelly and Jackson wonder why some stars are brighter than others and soon learn the answer.
18:20 In the Night Garden
Pontipines In Upsy Daisy's Bed
Children The Pontipines count up to five and go for a very long walk around the garden. As they pass by Upsy Daisy's bed, the children suddenly disappear. Mr and Mrs look through the binoculars and find them asleep in Upsy Daisy's bed. Only Upsy Daisy is allowed to sleep in Upsy Daisy's bed, and she returns while they are sleeping! Wake up Pontipines!
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ITV1 Anglia
18:00 Anglia Tonight
News and Current Affairs News, features and sport from around the east of England. Presented by Clare Weller and Stephen Lee in the east, and Caroline Oldrey and Tim Curtis in the west.
18:30 ITV Evening News; Weather
News and Current Affairs The latest national and international news.
ITV3
18:15 Home to Roost
Boyfriend
Sitcom Sitcom about a divorcee whose life is disrupted when his son moves in. Henry's daughter arrives for the weekend with her boyfriend - but will he live up to Henry's expectations?
18:45 Movies Now
Interests Bruce Willis talks about Die Hard 4.0, and there's a preview of the eagerly-awaited Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
18:55 Jeeves and Wooster
Comedy Comedy drama series based on PG Wodehouse's classic tales. Aunt Dahlia prevails upon Jeeves to persuade Anatole to return to Brinkley Court. And Berties undertakes to reunite cousin Angela with Tuppy and Gussie with Madeline.
ITV4
18:00 Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased)
The Smile behind the Veil
Drama After the funeral of wealthy Caroline Seaton, Marty sees her supposedly grief-stricken sister with a smile on her face. Suspicious that Caroline's death may have been murder, Marty tricks Jeff into investigating and lands him in a case of stolen identity.
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Channel 4
18:00 The Simpsons
Bart the General
Animation Bart protects Lisa from the school bully, but is soon on the receiving end himself.
18:30 Hollyoaks
Soap Jacqui tells Tina about Dominic's affair with Mandy, putting the wedding in jeopardy. Warren calls Mercedes from prison, threatening to tell Russ about their fling. Fletch is frustrated with the band's progress.
More4
18:05 Deal or No Deal
Game show Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Viewers can enter a daily prize draw, with a cash prize of up to 10,000 pounds, by calling . Calls cost a pound; mobile and other network rates may vary. Lines open and close during the programme.
Film4
18:50 The Pink Panther
film Classic slapstick comedy following the misadventures of bumbling French sleuth Inspector Clouseau as he attempts to catch a notorious jewel thief. In the first of the series, Clouseau marshals all of his inconsiderable investigative powers as he muddles his way to recovering the legendary `Pink Panther' diamond and bringing to justice the felon responsible. Eight further Clouseau films followed.
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Five
18:00 Home and Away
Soap Hugh is tormented by the one thing he cannot have. Cam shows Martha his true colours. After many false alarms, Kit's waters break.
18:30 Becker
Love! Lies! Bleeding!
Sitcom Sitcom about an outspoken doctor. Becker scoffs at Valentine's Day, especially after seeing a woman stab her husband with a fork.
Five Life
18:00 Rich Bride, Poor Bride
Back to Reality
Documentary Reality series in which a professional wedding planner helps couples plan their big day. Sade and Rodney want to do away with tradition and have a cocktail party as their reception, but their spending is getting out of control. Costs start to increase even more as they realise just how much they want to incorporate into their wedding, and it's up to the planner to rein them in.
18:30 Home and Away
Soap More drama from Summer Bay.
Five US
18:00 House
Occam's Razor
Drama US hospital drama about a maverick, anti-social New Jersey doctor. House and the team try to work out why a college student collapsed after vigorous sex with his girlfriend. The young man's condition deteriorates rapidly and his symptoms multiply, making the diagnosis very difficult.
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Sky Three
18:00 Vroom Vroom
Interests Funny and informative automobile show presented by Jon Desborough, Brendan Coogan, Lisa Rogers and Emma Parker Bowles. A group of children under 15 test automatic cars on the school playground, complete with inflatable teachers. Emma rides a Big Foot monster truck. Phil Tufnell takes the Cat & Mouse challenge.
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BBC1 South East
19:00 The One Show
Entertainment Adrian Chiles and Nadia Sawalha present a magazine series featuring a mix of interviews, topical reports and features from around the UK.
19:30 EastEnders
Soap Phil and Stella's stag and hen night celebrations lead to humiliation for one and prompt a revelation from the other, with Shirley lending a sympathetic ear. Max continues to try to drive a wedge between Stacey and Bradley.
BBC2
19:00 Saving Planet Earth UK
Environment Michaela Strachan leads a group of celebrities campaigning to save the UK's endangered wildlife. Tom Conti searches for a sea eagle on the Isle of Mull, Sean Hughes goes looking for otters in London, Cheryl Baker tries to find hazel dormice in Kent and Toyah Wilcox helps out with a salmon release programme in the Midlands.
19:30 Search for Ireland's Giant Turtles
Documentary Documentary exploring the hunt for giant turtles in Ireland. UPDATED LISTING: A new addition to the schedule, which replaces Wild Provence.
BBC3
19:00 The Real Hustle Special
Entertainment A team of hustlers try out notorious scams on members of the public. Paul, Alex and Jess attempt some of the biggest and most audacious cons ever - they try to steal thousands of pounds in an elaborate con trick in a local pub, demonstrate how they can lift passengers' luggage in a busy airport, and attempt a dangerous pickpocketing scam in a crowded shopping centre. The hustlers also perform a perfume scam guaranteed to get up your nose, and show the disastrous affects of identity theft.
BBC4
19:00 World News Today
Current affairs The latest news from around the world.
19:30 Mapping Everest
Documentary Hari Kunzru investigates the Great Arc, the 50-year project begun 200 years ago to map the Indian subcontinent to the nearest inch. Britain's lack of political control of the region added to the immensity of the task, with hundreds dying as a result of disease, adversity or local resistance. It was George Everest who saw the survey through to the end and gave his name to its greatest discovery - the highest mountain in the world.
BBC News 24
19:00 News 24 Tonight
News and Current Affairs Bringing together the best of the BBC's journalism each day from all the BBC's television outlets and featuring the best of the day's stories.
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ITV1 Anglia
19:00 Emmerdale
Soap Emily tries to kiss Ashley. Pearl pulls a sickie to avoid Pollard. Terry feels a rapport with Duke's friend Andrea. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/emmerdale.
19:30 The Way We Were On Holiday
Documentary Series looking at the history of holidays, from the 1920s to the 1970s, using archive film from collections in East Anglia and Yorkshire. The history of boating holidays, from the elegance of cruise liners in the 1930s to boating on the Broads in the 60s. Plus the campaign to keep the canals open, and a rowing regatta in the 1940s.
ITV2
19:00 The New Adventures of Superman
Dead Lois Walking
Drama Having been flown out of jail by Superman, Lois dons a disguise and returns to Metropolis to prove her innocence. Meanwhile, the madman responsible for her incarceration sets his sights on more widespread destruction.
ITV4
19:00 Tour de France Highlights
Sport Stage three is the longest of the opening week - 236km from Waregem to Compiegne. After starting in Belgium, today sees the Tour return to France, with the finish close to where the Paris-Roubaix one-day classic starts. Could it be a day for this year's Paris-Roubaix winner Stuart O'Grady of Australia? Presented by Gary Imlach, with commentary by Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwen, and reports from Ned Boulting.
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Channel 4
19:00 Channel 4 News
News and Current Affairs Including sport and weather.
19:55 3 Minute Wonder: Little Worlds
Kim
Drama It's estimated that there is a dolls' house on every street in the UK and there are over 100,000 serious enthusiasts. For some these tiny flights of fancy are more than just a hobby, they are an invaluable way of coping with the trials and tribulations of real life. In this week's 3 Minute Wonder four people open up by opening up their dolls' houses. In today's episode Kim pursues a quest for perfection and order.
More4
19:00 Grand Designs
Devon
Interests Kevin McCloud presents the series which follows Britain's most ambitious house-building projects. Pat Becker, who lives in a Georgian family house overlooking the sea in Devon, has decided to build a new home at the bottom of the garden. Shaped like a curvy seashell, the new house has concrete and polystyrene walls, which spiral down from the central staircase. Her architect has promised it will take only six months to build but constructing a round house is never straightforward.
E4
19:00 Hollyoaks
Soap Russ and Dominic's joint stag night involves hand cuffs, a stripper and an unimpressed Tina, while Mercedes has a flirtatious time on her hen night, which gives Russ the jitters.
19:30 Big Brother's Little Brother
Entertainment Dermot O'Leary comes live from the Big Brother nerve centre, bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.
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Five
19:00 five news
News and Current Affairs National and international news.
19:15 Hidden Treasure Houses
Scampston Hall
Documentary Deputy chairman of Sotheby's, James Miller, explores the history and architectural treasures of Scampston Hall in north-east Yorkshire. Currently the home of Sir Charles and Lady Legard, Scampston is one of the most beautiful neo-classical houses in the area.
Five Life
19:00 Laguna Beach
Fast Cars and Fast Women
Entertainment Drama series based in one of America's wealthiest beach communities. LC, Trey and Stephen check out a designer fashion show in LA.
19:30 Laguna Beach
Eighteen Candles
Entertainment A look at one of the wealthiest beach communities in the world. Morgan throws Christina an 18th birthday bash.
Five US
19:00 Major League Soccer
Sport Highlights from Major League Soccer, with the New York Red Bulls taking on Houston Dynamo.
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Sky Three
19:00 The Liners
Ships of War
Documentary 1915 - 1936. America enters the war, the aftermath, the Roaring Twenties, and the building of the Normandie and the Queen Mary.
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BBC1 South East
20:00 Holby City
Under the Radar
Drama Sparks fly when Elliot is on the receiving end of an unexpected complaint, but what is his son doing back in Holby? Clifford struggles with a family secret, and there's a new CEO in town who deals a blow to Abra's plans.
BBC2
20:00 James May's 20th Century
Honey I Shrunk the World
Documentary James May steps into Adam Hart-Davis territory to deliver his take on what the 20th century did for us. The wild-haired May is the best thing ever to come out of Top Gear. An odd mix of schoolboy enthusiasm, John Majorish vowels and bad jeans, he has a gift for shambling, off-beat pieces to camera. In the first episode of a double bill, the scene where he talks us though the trials involved in driving a Model T Ford is a triumph of gentle absurdity. And you have to love any show that includes the line "There is my balloon full of hydrogen, this is a crossbow and that is a fiery bolt . . ." Airships (with their smoking compartments), the first transatlantic flight (and its pilots' Oxo broth), motorways, newsreels and fibre-optic cables are all rounded up into a slick narrative of how ingenuity shrank the planet. It's just the thing for techno-minded teens everywhere. RT reviewer - David Butcher
20:30 James May's 20th Century
Blast Off!
Documentary Documentary series about 20th century innovations. James May investigates what the Space Race did for all of us who never got a chance to blast off into orbit, discovering that the race to the moon began in Chiswick, West London. James gets to road-test a street-legal version of the lunar buggy, but finds out gravity makes the handling difficult. After taking his own satellite photo from 700km above Earth, he then travels to NASA's launch pad in Florida to see for himself the massive Saturn moon rockets that he once made in kit-form in his bedroom.
BBC3
20:00 The 34 Stone Teenager: Six Months On
Documentary Update on Bethany Walton, Britain's fattest teenager. Weighing in at 34 stone, she was slowly killing herself and weight loss surgery seemed to be the only solution to save her life. Since Bethany had her surgery in April 2006, new government guidelines for obese kids suggests that stomach reducing surgery may be the solution to the obesity epidemic. But Bethany's struggle to lose weight was far from easy and her story may make the experts think again.
BBC4
20:00 Everest ER
Documentary Documentary following a team of volunteer doctors caring for the climbers and sherpas at Everest Base Camp in Nepal. Over the ten-week Everest season, they coordinate dramatic helicopter rescues and treat hundreds of climbers for altitude sickness and frostbite.
BBC News 24
20:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
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ITV1 Anglia
20:00 No Place Like Home?
Documentary Cathy Walmsley persuaded husband Mick to emigrate from Yorkshire to New Zealand in 1990, taking their three young sons, two dogs and four cats with them. Seventeen years and two more children later, she still can't shake off her homesickness and is seriously considering dragging her family back to the country she loves. Aided by Catherine Gee, Mick and Cathy travel round northern England to see whether moving back to the UK is a viable option, or whether Cathy has left it too late to come home.
ITV2
20:00 Neighbours from Hell
Documentary Yet more tales of nightmare neighbours from across Britain, ranging from the amusing to the appalling. Including one woman's fight with a whole village, an unholy mess as a couple take on a church, and a family in Manchester with three different neighbours from hell.
ITV3
20:00 The Bill: Cop Killer
Drama Part one of two. New recruits Sally Armstrong and Billy Rowan are thrown in at the deep end. Heaton tells the team that Doug Wright's attacker intended to kill and may be targeting police officers. Nikki suggests it might be Mo Benjamin - and Billy makes his first arrest. Mo's solicitor warns Terry that all the evidence is circumstantial - and he is released. Nikki and Emma are showing Sally and Billy the ropes - when a seemingly average call out turns into a nightmare. www.thebill.com.
ITV4
20:00 Andromeda
The Mathematics of Tears
Drama Andromeda encounters her damaged sister ship, the Pax Magellanic, which leads her crew on an eerie mission. UPDATED LISTING: Episode change - The Mathematics of Tears replaces Music of a Distant Drum.
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Channel 4
20:00 3 Fat Brides, 1 Thin Dress
Documentary Nutrionist Gillian McKeith challenges three overweight brides-to-be to compete for the wedding dress of their dreams by losing weight. A 19-stone karaoke host, a passionate lover of fried food and the binge-drinking fiancee of a soldier serving in Iraq attempt to bag their perfect dress.
More4
20:00 More4 News
News and Current Affairs Kylie Morris hosts the weekday news programme, presenting the latest headlines and inviting views from a wide range of guests.
20:30 The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Current affairs Award-winning late-night chat show with comic reports and sketches on American current affairs with satirist Jon Stewart.
E4
20:00 Friends
The One with Rachel's Assistant
Sitcom Given the chance to employ her own assistant, Rachel overlooks more able female candidates in favour of a young, attractive man. Monica and Chandler find out more about each other than they wanted to know.
20:30 Friends
The One with the Engagement Picture
Sitcom Chandler looks terrible in all of his and Monica's engagement photos. Rachel enlists Joey to take her new assistant out for a night on the town. Phoebe and Ross date a couple in the middle of a divorce.
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Five
20:00 Egypt's Lost Tomb: Revealed
Documentary Documentary telling the story of the spectacular discovery of an ancient Egyptian tomb in the Valley of the Kings in 2005. Tomb KV63 was the first ancient tomb to be discovered in the valley since Howard Carter unearthed Tutankhamen's tomb in 1922. The burial site, next door to Tutankhamen's, revealed a golden casket which archaeologists believe could be that of the legendary pharaoh's child bride.
Five Life
20:00 Getting on the Property Ladder
Manchester
Interests Property show. Mancunian twentysomethings Kate and Allan are fed up with going back and forth from each other's parents' homes so they decide to fly the coop and buy their first home together. Kate works for an insurance company and Allan is a recruitment consultant, but even with their combined salaries, the couple will have to stretch their finances to their limit. And with only 95,000 pounds to spend in one of the trendiest cities in the UK, property expert Tony Jacobs has his work cut out.
Five US
20:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Comedy Improvised comedy series. Surreal gags and peculiar moments in this US version of the popular British comedy game show hosted by Drew Carey. With guest Kathy Greenwood.
20:30 Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Comedy Improvised comedy series. Surreal gags and peculiar moments in this US version of the popular British comedy game show hosted by Drew Carey. Guest Kathy Greenwood joins in games including Hollywood Director, Three-Headed Broadway star and Scenes from a Hat.
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Sky Three
20:00 Cold Case
Bad Night
Drama Drama series about a police detective who specialises in long-unsolved crimes. The 1978 murder of a young man is re-opened after the victim's mother finds a letter suggesting that he was killed by someone he knew.
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BBC1 South East
21:00 Tagging Undercover: A Panorama Special
Current affairs Reporters go undercover to reveal 'life on the tag' from inside one of the government's key law and order schemes. With the UK prison system full to capacity, more and more offenders are being tagged as an alternative to custody and Britain tags twice as many people as the rest of Europe put together. The government says it helps reduce reoffending, and Paul Kenyon investigates if that's true.
BBC2
21:00 Paris
Travel Sandrine Voillet gets on her bike for the final film in this series - could it be because she's as fed up with the director's tendency to speed up the footage of her walking as we are? She's exploring the avant-garde inclinations of Paris over the past century: from the arrival of the Métro and the naughtiness of the Moulin Rouge to the student riots of May 1968 and the controversial Louvre pyramid. It also means she gets to do things your average tourist could only dream about, such as view the work of Pablo Picasso in the company of the artist's grandson, practise the erotic moves of dancer Josephine Baker backstage at the Opéra Comique and star in her own version of an arty, 1950s nouvelle vague fi lm. When, to the lazy sounds of a jazz saxophone, she removes her dark glasses, seductively lights a cigarette and whispers, "Tu m'aimes?" to the camera, it's impossible not to answer "oui". RT reviewer - Jane Rackham
BBC3
21:00 Last Man Standing
Tarahumara Endurance Race
Entertainment Series in which a group of twenty-something athletic adventurers from the UK and the USA compete for glory against tribal champions in some of the remotest corners of the globe, with the ultimate aim of being crowned the last man standing. In the mountains of west Mexico they run a marathon-length race against Tarahumara Indians, some of the greatest natural endurance runners in the world. They must wear local sandals and learn to kick a small wooden ball over a snake-infested canyon course.
BBC4
21:00 Farther Than the Eye Can See
No Genre Erik Weihenmayer is a world class athlete, but he's also completely blind. In one of the most daring Mount Everest expeditions ever undertaken, cameras follow Erik's incredible ascent.
BBC News 24
21:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs Twenty four hours a day - the latest national and international stories as they break. Including Entertainment 24 with the latest showbiz news.
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ITV1 Anglia
21:00 Blue Murder
The Spartacus Thing
Drama Detective drama starring Caroline Quentin. When Vinny McAteer confesses to the murder of his son-in-law, Janine hopes they can all go home early. But as his confession unravels and each member of the McAteer family claims responsibility, she has to work out which one is the real killer.
ITV2
21:00 40 Days and 40 Nights
film Teen comedy about a young man who decides to abstain from all sexual contact following the bitter break-up of his most recent relationship. But during his period of self-imposed celibacy, he meets the girl of his dreams.
ITV3
21:00 McCallum
Touch
Drama Feature-length drama about forensic pathologist Dr Iain McCallum, originally shown in two parts. The discovery of a rare case of scalded skin syndrome brings to light a horrifying catalogue of deaths from misuse of antibiotics. Joanna is put at risk by a drug-resistant bacteria.
ITV4
21:00 The Professionals
The Acorn Syndrome
Drama Action-packed drama series about two intelligence agents. Bodie and Doyle stalk East German agents who are blackmailing a government employee.
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Channel 4
21:00 Big Brother
Documentary Highlights from the past 24 hours in the Big Brother house.
More4
21:00 Gordon Ramsay's F Word
Entertainment Gordon Ramsay hosts a fast-paced food magazine show featuring recipes, consumer stories and cooking challenges. Dawn French helps Gordon launch Find Me a Fanny, his search for a new female TV cook and Natasha Kaplinsky is the first recipe challenger of the series. Janet Street-Porter slaps Food ASBOs on purveyors of 'anti-social food behaviour' and The Eton Boys are the first brigade to compete for a chance to cook at Gordon's restaurant in Claridges.
E4
21:00 What about Brian
What About What Was Supposed to Be
Drama Comedy drama series about a thirtysomething bachelor and his quest to find Miss Right. Needing money, Brian starts a job at his father's real estate firm, and sparks fly when he meets the company's top agent. Dave also gets a new job and finds an unusual way to share custody of the girls with Deena.
Film4
21:00 America's Sweethearts
film Comedy about two movie stars who, despite breaking up messily and publicly, need to get together to promote the film they made while they were still married. The skilled efforts of the film's publicist are somewhat hampered by the attitude of the director, whose priorities seem to lie elsewhere.
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Five
21:00 CSI: Miami
Shock
Drama The fourth season of the Miami forensics drama continues as a young heiress is found dead in her bath while a party is in full swing. The cause of death is electrocution - a tanning lamp still connected to the mains is discovered in the water ? but Horatio is certain that Nikki's death was not accidental.
Five Life
21:00 Gas, Food, Lodging
film An involving, appealing study of a waitress and her two daughters whose home is in a trailer park beside a New Mexico service station. The mother bottles up her frustrations and focuses on being a good role model. But the elder girl acts strong and takes control of her many relationships, while the younger teenager is a naive dreamer - her attempt at matchmaking for her mother turns into a comic disaster.
Five US
21:00 Panic Room
film Stylish suspense thriller. When a woman buys an apartment fitted with a `panic room', a state-of-the-art secret chamber to hide from intruders, she doesn't imagine she will ever need to use it - but then she hears from downstairs the chilling sound of breaking glass.
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Sky Three
21:00 Cold Case
Colors
Drama Drama series about a police detective who specialises in long-unsolved crimes. Rush and Jeffries investigate a 1945 case involving a baseball player who was beaten to death with his own bat after a game.
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22:00 BBC News; Regional News; Weather
News and Current Affairs The latest news and weather.
22:35 Open Range
film Western in which two free-grazing cattlemen, looking to live a peaceful life, find their peace is shattered and they are forced to ride for revenge when a ruthless rancher attempts to run them out of town.
BBC2
22:00 Sensitive Skin
The Signals
Sitcom TV's most idiosyncratic comedy continues on its beguiling way. Other writers and directors must simmer with envy at the way its auteur, Hugo Blick, is allowed to spend minutes on apparently inconsequential dialogue, or given the budget to go underwater and film a dress sinking into a river, just because it looks lovely. You might be frustrated yourself tonight, as widowed Davina (Joanna Lumley) starts an odd relationship with a personal shopper (Anthony Head). But hang in there, because Davina's sister and boss provide zinging comic relief, and her fl ing proves to be odd for a reason. Lumley also has an affecting speech that sums up her character: "Marriage, home, pregnancy, they just came my way. You just reacted to them. Then suddenly one day, they were all gone . . ." RT reviewer - Jack Seale
22:30 Newsnight
News and Current Affairs Gavin Esler introduces comprehensive coverage of the day's main national and international news stories.
BBC3
22:00 EastEnders
Soap Phil and Stella's stag and hen night celebrations lead to humiliation for one and prompt a revelation from the other, with Shirley lending a sympathetic ear. Max continues to try to drive a wedge between Stacey and Bradley.
22:30 Family Guy
Hell Comes to Quahog
Animation Animated comedy series about American family life. After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new superstore in town. However, the store puts all the shops in town out of business and sucks up the city's power supply. Brian and Stewie team up to save the town from the corporate giant.
22:50 Family Guy
Saving Private Brian
Animation Animated comedy series about American family life. Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass boot camp and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get discharged by doing anything they can.
BBC4
22:00 Le diner de cons
film Madcap farce about a group of friends who hold a weekly competition to see who can find the most stupid person to bring along to dinner. One of the group thinks he is on to a winner when he finds someone of truly precious imbecility. Unfortunately, he wrenches his back playing golf. The nincompoop turns up at his flat, but he is in such pain that he is unable to go out and is instead trapped with his idiot companion.
BBC News 24
22:00 BBC Ten O'Clock News Hour
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world, the day's sport and business plus reviews of tomorrow's papers.
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ITV1 Anglia
22:30 ITV News; Weather
News and Current Affairs The latest national and international news, plus national weather. Including local news programmes.
ITV2
22:55 Big Day
War With the Neighbours
Comedy Comedy series following the course of a wedding day from a number of different perspectives. When the neighbours throw a birthday party, the excited kids attack the staff with paintball guns, and the clown entertainer steals Alice's wedding dress. Danny decides to invite 40 additional guests.
ITV4
22:00 Nowhere to Run
film Action-packed adventure starring the 'Muscles from Brussels'. An escaped convict strikes up a relationship with a widow and her two children who are being harassed by unscrupulous land developers headed by the evil Franklin Hale. Having virtually become a father to the children, the fugitive is determined to help the family see off Hale and his henchmen for good.
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Channel 4
22:00 Cape Wrath
Drama "It's the safest place on earth," says one local about Meadowlands, the gated suburb, all pastel shades and clapboard, to which David Morrissey brings his family in this dark drama. But the line drips with irony because this place is clearly about as safe as Twin Peaks or the village in The Prisoner. Everything here is touched with menace, from Brenda the overbearing neighbour to Jack the oversexed odd job man. The trouble is, it's a creepiness we've seen before, the kind where nothing is what it seems and every character has a dark secret and the writers merrily give themselves a free pass to ignore emotional logic and churn out stilted dialogue. It's both too stylised and not stylised enough. The only performance that conveys the depths of weirdness needed comes from Tom Hardy as Jack, a genuinely unsettling presence who might even pass a David Lynch audition. Otherwise it's spookily confected nonsense. RT reviewer - David Butcher
More4
22:00 Child Chain Smoker
Documentary Shocking exploration of underage smoking, focussing on the habits of 13-year-old Joel from Salford, who has been addicted to cigarettes since the age of eight. Featuring contributions from his mother, family, teachers and friends, the film tries to understand why Joel's habit came about in the first place.
E4
22:00 Big Brother's Big Mouth
Entertainment Comedians Dan Wright and Steve Marsh are guest hosts on the Big Brother debate show. Fans, journalists, relatives of the housemates and obsessives air their opinions of this year's housemates.
22:30 Fonejacker
Entertainment Comedy series in which telephone prank caller Fonejacker scams and bewilders members of the public with a host of bizarre characters.
Film4
22:55 Deathwatch
film Chilling WWI horror. Rookie Allied soldiers go over the top in an attack on the enemy trenches. When they stumble into the dugouts, they find the Germans have gone, but something else has remained.
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Five
22:00 CSI: Miami
Rampage
Drama American drama series focusing on the work of the Miami forensics department. The Mal Noche trial is obstructed when the defendant goes free and the gang order a hit on Horatio.
Five Life
22:50 Wild Challenge
Children Series of wildlife challenges. Ellie and Jamie photograph a great white shark.
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Sky Three
22:00 The Girl Who Lives in the Dark
Documentary Documentary following nine-year-old Wan Lao Yang, who lives with a rare disorder which makes exposure to the sun very dangerous for her.
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BBC2
23:20 The Great Granny Chart Invasion: Power to the People
Documentary Tim Samuels helps some of the most neglected old people in Britain air their grievances by breaking into the pop charts. The Zimmers are the world's oldest rock band with a combined age of over 3,000. The 40-strong troupe, led by 90-year-old lead singer Alf, take over the famous Abbey Road studios to cover The Who's classic song 'My Generation'. With a U2 producer on board, can the OAPs get their voices heard by actually breaking into the Top Ten?
BBC3
23:15 Last Man Standing
Tarahumara Endurance Race
Entertainment Series in which a group of twenty-something athletic adventurers from the UK and the USA compete for glory against tribal champions in some of the remotest corners of the globe, with the ultimate aim of being crowned the last man standing. In the mountains of west Mexico they run a marathon-length race against Tarahumara Indians, some of the greatest natural endurance runners in the world. They must wear local sandals and learn to kick a small wooden ball over a snake-infested canyon course.
BBC4
23:20 Everest ER
Documentary Documentary following a team of volunteer doctors caring for the climbers and sherpas at Everest Base Camp in Nepal. Over the ten-week Everest season, they coordinate dramatic helicopter rescues and treat hundreds of climbers for altitude sickness and frostbite.
BBC News 24
23:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
23:30 HARDtalk
Current affairs Interviews with newsworthy personalities.
BBC Parliament
23:00 The Record
Current affairs Highlights of the day in Parliament presented by Tessa Duggleby.
23:30 Welsh First Minister's Questions
Current affairs Recorded coverage of the First Minister's Questions in the Welsh Assembly from Tuesday.
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ITV1 Anglia
23:00 Police, Camera, Action!
Documentary Alastair Stewart presents more incredible examples of dangerous driving, as video footage from police cars across the country illustrates some alarming and often life-threatening behaviour on Britain's roads.
23:30 Crimefighters UK
Documentary In Barrow-in-Furness, PC Jill Williams battles to keep things under control over a weekend where football and alcohol could prove to be an explosive mix. Meanwhile, north of the border, trouble flares as the nightclubs close in Dundee, and the police must step in to restore order.
ITV2
23:25 Election
film Cynical, acerbic comedy about the battle to become student body president, fought between a vindictive teacher and an obnoxious over-achieving student. While the student feels she has earned the title through her many extracurricular activities and strenuous campaigning, the teacher, whose friend's career was ruined by the same student, believes she must be stopped and persuades a popular football player to stand against her.
ITV3
23:05 Bramwell
Drama Drama series about a female surgeon in the 1890s. Eleanor and Dr O'Neill spend an illicit weekend by the sea. Now they are lovers, marriage seems a formality, but Robert's reaction to the news threatens everything.
ITV4
23:55 Tour de France Highlights
Sport Stage three is the longest of the opening week - 236km from Waregem to Compiegne. After starting in Belgium, today sees the Tour return to France, with the finish close to where the Paris-Roubaix one-day classic starts. Could it be a day for this year's Paris-Roubaix winner Stuart O'Grady of Australia? Presented by Gary Imlach, with commentary by Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwen, and reports from Ned Boulting.
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Channel 4
23:40 Star Stories
Sadie Frost: Her Side of the Story
Entertainment Comedy series spoofing the bust-ups, love-ins and fall-outs of celebrities.
More4
23:05 The Opposite of Sex
film Black comedy about relationships and sexuality in the 1990s. A precocious, sexually aggressive 16-year-old girl leaves home to move in with her gay brother, only to seduce his lover and run away with him, leaving a trail of emotional carnage in her wake. Her brother and the sister of a previous partner desperately chase after her to make her face up to what she has done.
E4
23:05 Friends
The One with the Free Porno
Sitcom Chandler and Joey discover that their TV is receiving free pornography. Ross wants to tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe has some surprising news about her pregnancy.
23:35 Cape Wrath
Documentary Sinister drama series about a family who move to a seemingly pleasant suburban community as part of a protective custody programme. Having watched Danny throttle the life out of Donnelly, Mark is unable to control his emotions. Danny manages to dispose of the body before Evelyn sees it.
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Five
23:00 CSI: Miami
One of Our Own
Drama American drama series focusing on the work of the Miami forensics department. Horatio and Delko search Miami to bring down the Mal Noche gang once and for all. Their quest is jeopardised, however, when the FBI seize the CSI lab with the intent to close it for good.
Five Life
23:00 Programmes start at 6.00am
No Genre
Five US
23:00 Dirt
Pilot
Drama Drama about a ruthless tabloid magazine editor. Courteney Cox plays Lucy Spiller, who manipulates the lives of celebrities with the smear stories that she prints. Lucy targets a struggling actor who needs good publicity, and whose starlet girlfriend is well connected.
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Sky Three
23:00 Football Years
Entertainment Series looking back over the past 25 years in football. During the 1990/91 season the rivalry between Arsenal and Manchester United got physical when their match turned into a 21-man brawl.
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BBC1 South East
00:50 Sign Zone:See Hear
Miss Deaf UK
No Genre Magazine programme for the deaf community.
BBC2
00:20 Proof
Drama Four-part thriller set in Dublin exploring the murky side of European finance, human trafficking and Irish politics. A high profile investigation is launched when 23 illegal Eastern European immigrants are discovered dead in a freight container at a Dublin port. An ex-journalist, hired by a community paper to cover the death of a local drug dealer, finds himself drawn into Dublin's dangerous underworld when it becomes apparent the two events are linked.
BBC3
00:15 The 34 Stone Teenager: Six Months On
Documentary Update on Bethany Walton, Britain's fattest teenager. Weighing in at 34 stone, she was slowly killing herself and weight loss surgery seemed to be the only solution to save her life. Since Bethany had her surgery in April 2006, new government guidelines for obese kids suggests that stomach reducing surgery may be the solution to the obesity epidemic. But Bethany's struggle to lose weight was far from easy and her story may make the experts think again.
BBC4
00:20 How to Be Ex-Prime Minister
Documentary Michael Cockerell tells the story of how prime ministers have coped with life after Number Ten, as Tony Blair becomes the youngest member of the ex-PMs' club for a hundred years. The film reveals who left office bankrupt, who did TV commercials for Cheshire cheese, who had his own chat show and who has never had a single happy day since leaving Number Ten. Cockerell, who has known the last eight PMs, looks at what Blair may do next and just how many millions he can make from being an ex-PM.
BBC News 24
00:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
00:30 World Business Report
Business Presenting not just the headlines, but the explanations behind the headlines, and an examination of the trends in technology and the world of business.
BBC Parliament
00:00 Political Highlights
Current affairs Recorded coverage of political highlights.
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ITV1 Anglia
00:00 ITV Play: Make Your Play
Interests Catch ITV's interactive game show to win big. Play from home using your skill and judgement for a chance to win nightly cash prizes of up to 50,000. Come on, Make Your Play!
ITV3
00:10 Jeeves and Wooster
Comedy Comedy drama series based on PG Wodehouse's classic tales. Aunt Dahlia tries to coerce Bertie into giving prizes at a grammar school ceremony, while Bertie's services are also required by his friend Gussie Fink-Nottle who has fallen in love with Madeleine Bassett and does not know what to do about it.
ITV4
00:55 Christine
film Chiller about a 1958 Plymouth Fury that develops a sinister will of its own. Beneath the car's shiny exterior lurks a devious mind that will stop at nothing to get its own way. As the vehicle gains more power and understanding of the world, it goes on a terrifying hunt, mowing down its owner's enemies. From the novel by Stephen King.
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Channel 4
00:10 The Iraq Commission
Current affairs Series of televised hearings in which an independent Foreign Policy Centre inquiry hear expert testimony about Britain's involvement in Iraq. The panel, chaired by Lord Paddy Ashdown, Baroness Margaret Jay and Lord Tom King, will then present their findings to Gordon Brown and the leaders of the main political parties. The former head of the British Army, General Sir Mike Jackson, discusses the follies of setting a withdrawal date, while other witnesses include Peter Kellner and Mike Gapes MP.
E4
00:40 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest action live and direct from the Big Brother house.
Film4
00:40 Contender
film Political thriller about a candidate for the US vice-presidency who is the victim of a slur campaign. When the US vice president unexpectedly dies, the president chooses a female senator to take his place instead of the respected politician everyone assumed he would. In order to destroy her chances, a powerful opponent who has his own candidate in mind puts his staff to work, digging up whatever they can to ruin her name.
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Five
00:00 Law and Order: Criminal Intent
Malignant
Drama Crime drama series that looks inside the minds of criminals. The hijacking of a pharmaceutical truck and the murder of its driver and passenger lead the force into an investigation of a pharmacist who is tampering with cancer medication.
Five US
00:10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Identity Crisis
Drama Drama series about a team of forensic investigators in Las Vegas. When the team discover that all of the victims of a serial killer still on the loose were born in the same month as Grissom, Gil realises that he could be the killer's next target.
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Sky Three
00:00 The Villa
Documentary Dating game bringing together a group of carefully selected strangers in a Spanish villa. It looks like love is on the cards for Zane and Marquita, who enjoy a first night of lust. Meanwhile, outspoken Mancunian Vanda causes a major row.
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BBC1 South East
01:20 Sign Zone:True Dare Kiss
Drama Drama serial centred around four sisters - Nita, Phil, Beth and Alice - who are reunited for the first time in 20 years when their estranged father dies. It's Nita's birthday but events conspire to make the day memorable for all the wrong reasons. Nash and Phil arouse her suspicions, her father's will is read and things don't turn out as she'd hoped when she tries to save Beth's job.
BBC2
01:15 Proof
Drama Four-part thriller set in Dublin exploring the murky side of European finance, human trafficking and Irish politics. With the election imminent, Maureen takes up her new position as Media Relations officer at the Social Democrats HQ. Meanwhile Terry makes a connection between the drug dealer and the apparent suicide of Erskine. Nina's search for her sister continues and leads her into danger.
BBC3
01:10 Drunk and Disorderlies
No Genre Documentary in which three binge drinkers are shown the dramatic reality of getting drunk in an attempt to make them cut down. Accountant Joanne, ex-boy band member Daz and secretary Karen are placed with front line services that deal with drink - Blackpool A&E, Newcastle paramedics and the infamous pathologist Dr Gunther von Hagens. After a weekend spent cleaning up vomit and blood, breaking up fights and watching a post mortem of a dead alcoholic, have the bingers finally gone on the wagon?
BBC4
01:20 The Worst Job In British Politics? The Leader of the Opposition
Documentary Julia Hartley-Brewer examines the role of Leader of the Opposition and asks what lessons David Cameron can learn from history as he plots his path to power. He has already abandoned his party's confrontational stance as he bids to recast the image of the Tories as the nasty party and rebrand it as modern, compassionate and caring. The programme looks at what he can learn from the tactics of previous opposition leaders, from Winston Churchill to Tony Blair.
BBC News 24
01:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
01:30 World News Tonight
Current affairs The latest news from ABC in America.
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ITV2
01:25 ITV Play: Make Your Play
Interests Catch ITV's interactive game show to win big. Play from home using your skill and judgement for a chance to win nightly cash prizes of up to 50,000. Come on, Make Your Play!
ITV3
01:15 The Sunshine Boys
Episode 1
film Comedy about two feuding ex-vaudevillians who reluctantly agree to bury the hatchet and reunite for a TV special. The reasons for their comeback are mainly financial, but that does not stop the arguments continuing from the very first rehearsal. Neil Simon's screenplay, based on his Broadway hit, was nominated for an Oscar - as was Walter Matthau's performance.
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More4
01:05 Commander in Chief
No Nukes Is Good Nukes
Drama Drama series set at the highest level of the American government headed by the country's first ever female president. The situation between the US and North Korea deteriorates, and the country finds itself on the brink of nuclear war.
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Five
01:00 Major League Baseball: The All Star Game
Sport Baseball action from the USA with the show piece of the mid-season, the All Star Game. Two teams made up of the superstars of the game represent the National and American Leagues with the winners gaining home field advantage in the World Series. Jonny Gould and Josh Chetwynd present all the action live from San Francisco.
Five US
01:10 Quiz Call
Interests Interactive quiz show giving viewers the chance to answer questions for money. Viewers contact the studio to compete for cash prizes.
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Sky Three
01:00 Guilty!
Talk show Talk show in which guests try to resolve their problems in a courtroom with the help of a judge and jury. Presented by Carole Malone.
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BBC1 South East
02:20 Sign Zone:Million Dollar Pigeon
Documentary Documentary following British hopefuls in their journey to the most lucrative pigeon race in the world. In recent years, traditional pigeon racing has been in decline. In an attempt to breathe new life into a dying pursuit, a new style of race known as one loft racing has emerged, offering big cash prizes to the winners. The biggest contest is the Million Dollar Pigeon Race in South Africa, which competitors such as Derek from South Wales and Eddie from East London hope to win.
BBC2
02:05 Joins BBC News 24
News and Current Affairs
BBC3
02:10 The Real Hustle Special
Entertainment A team of hustlers try out notorious scams on members of the public. Paul, Alex and Jess attempt some of the biggest and most audacious cons ever - they try to steal thousands of pounds in an elaborate con trick in a local pub, demonstrate how they can lift passengers' luggage in a busy airport, and attempt a dangerous pickpocketing scam in a crowded shopping centre. The hustlers also perform a perfume scam guaranteed to get up your nose, and show the disastrous affects of identity theft.
BBC4
02:20 Mapping Everest
Documentary Hari Kunzru investigates the Great Arc, the 50-year project begun 200 years ago to map the Indian subcontinent to the nearest inch. Britain's lack of political control of the region added to the immensity of the task, with hundreds dying as a result of disease, adversity or local resistance. It was George Everest who saw the survey through to the end and gave his name to its greatest discovery - the highest mountain in the world.
02:50 Everest ER
Documentary Documentary following a team of volunteer doctors caring for the climbers and sherpas at Everest Base Camp in Nepal. Over the ten-week Everest season, they coordinate dramatic helicopter rescues and treat hundreds of climbers for altitude sickness and frostbite.
BBC News 24
02:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
02:30 The Record
Current affairs Highlights of the day in Parliament.
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Channel 4
02:10 PartyPoker.com Premier League Poker
Sport Twelve of the world's best poker players complete in a league format for the top prize of 500,000 dollars.
More4
02:05 Countdown
Game show Des O'Connor and Carol Vorderman host the show where contestants race against the clock in the words and numbers game.
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Sky Three
02:00 Vroom Vroom
Interests Funny and informative automobile show presented by Jon Desborough, Brendan Coogan, Lisa Rogers and Emma Parker Bowles. A group of children under 15 test automatic cars on the school playground, complete with inflatable teachers. Emma rides a Big Foot monster truck. Phil Tufnell takes the Cat & Mouse challenge.
02:55 Animal Airport
Documentary A behind-the-scenes look at Heathrow Airport's Animal Reception Centre. A mastiff is stopped en route from Prague to Boston when staff suspect it has been over-sedated by its owner.
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BBC1 South East
03:20 Sign Zone:Natural World
Saving Our Seabirds
Documentary Documentary. Britain has spectacular colonies of puffins, guillemots, kittiwakes and skuas, but recently many birds have failed to breed. In the summer of 2006, bird expert Roy Dennis travelled in search of answers. He reveals that, as our seas are getting warmer, the sand eels that seabirds depend on are declining. Some seabirds are learning to find new sources of food and, with a bit more protection, Roy believes they can adapt and survive.
BBC3
03:05 Honey We're Killing the Kids
Entertainment Psychology expert Kris Murrin shows families the devastating effects their lifestyle will have on their children, by showing the parents what their offspring will look like at 40. While mum Michelle Spencer throws tantrums, 8-year-old Jessica takes refuge in food by binge eating. Her dad and grandma were both morbidly obese and died young of heart disease, and Jessica is heading in the same direction. Since dad died the family has fallen apart and every aspect of their lives will need to change.
BBC News 24
03:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
03:30 World Business Report
Business Presenting not just the headlines, but the explanations behind the headlines, and an examination of the trends in technology and the world of business.
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ITV3
03:05 Agatha Christie's Poirot
Triangle at Rhodes
Drama On holiday in Rhodes, Poirot uncovers the complicated relationships between his fellow hotel guests when one of them is murdered by a poisoned pink gin.
ITV4
03:00 The Professionals
The Acorn Syndrome
Drama Action-packed drama series about two intelligence agents. Bodie and Doyle stalk East German agents who are blackmailing a government employee.
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Channel 4
03:10 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest housemate action broadcast live and direct from the Big Brother house.
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Sky Three
03:20 Masterminds
The King of Car Thieves
Documentary Investigations into some of history's most daring and complex crime capers. This programme reveals how an elite car theft ring made millions during the 1990s by stealing high-end cars and selling them to unsuspecting buyers.
03:50 Taste
Cookery Designer food programme. Richard Phillips makes French onion soup with cider and Welsh rarebit, and lemon mousse with raspberry sorbet. Plus, the benefits of various fruit juices are revealed.
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BBC1 South East
04:10 Sign Zone:Blackpool Medics: 10 Days in May
Entertainment BBC film crews follow the doctors, nurses and paramedics of Blackpool Victoria Hospital and North West Ambulance Service around the clock. Cardiologist Dr Grahame Goode surgically installs a miniature defibrillator that can jump start the heart of a 64-year-old, charge nurse Steve Taylor has a busy shift dealing with the fallout from Blackpool's manic night time scene and the air ambulance scrambles to deal with a 14-year-old who has suffered a horrific motorcross accident.
04:40 Joins BBC News 24
News and Current Affairs
BBC News 24
04:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
04:30 HARDtalk
Current affairs Interviews with newsworthy personalities.
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ITV1 Anglia
04:10 Wedding Day
Documentary Jemma Forte goes behind the scenes as a couple prepare for their wedding. English couple Richard and Sarah have planned a Scottish wedding, complete with kilts and pipers, at Edinburgh Castle. But fitness fanatic Sarah has a crisis with her outfit when a specially-made pair of gold trainers are mislaid. Will she get to the castle on time?
04:30 Wedding Day
Documentary Jemma Forte goes behind the scenes as a couple prepare for their wedding. Jemma joins childhood sweethearts Dan and Sarah for their wedding in a Napoleonic fort on the Cornish coast. Sarah's surprise for Dan - a speedboat to take him to the ceremony - threatens to put a dampener on proceedings and one of the speeches raises more eyebrows than champagne glasses.
ITV2
04:00 Teleshopping
Interests Shopping from home.
ITV3
04:00 Teleshopping
Interests Shopping from home.
ITV4
04:00 Teleshopping
Interests Shopping from home.
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Channel 4
04:20 A-Z of Boxing
Sport Series chronicling classic boxing history, narrated by Nick Halling. This episode recalls the legendary struggle between Roberto Duran and Hiroshi Kobayashi.
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Five
04:25 Cricket on five
Sport Highlights of the third one day international between England and the West Indies at Trent Bridge.
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Sky Three
04:45 Crime Scene
Documentary Series narrated by Chris Slade following the crime scene investigators of Devon and Cornwall Police. Investigator Lynzi Phillimore tackles the mystery of a robbery in Plymouth where nothing appears to have been taken and Kenny Blair examines an attempted break-in in Exeter. And Dave Green goes on the trail of arsonists who've set fire to a van.
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05:00 |
BBC News 24
05:00 The World Today
News and Current Affairs The latest international news from the BBC.
05:30 World Business Report
Business Presenting not just the headlines, but the explanations behind the headlines, and an examination of the trends in technology and the world of business.
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ITV1 Anglia
05:00 ITV Nightscreen
Interests Text-based information service.
05:30 ITV Early Morning News
News and Current Affairs The latest national and international news.
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Channel 4
05:15 FIA World Touring Car Championship
Sport Highlights of the latest round of the 2007 World Touring Car Championship from Portugal.
05:40 Inside the Volvo Ocean Race
Sport Documentary series which follows the crews on one of the world's toughest sporting events.
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Five
05:10 Ironman Triathlon: South Africa
Sport Triathlon action with highlights of the toughest of them all, the Ironman series. Coverage of the race from South Africa.
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Sky Three
05:10 Lion Man
Documentary Series following conservationist Craig Busch who runs a big cat sanctuary with his partner Karen. Whilst visiting Africa Craig meets his childhood idol. Vet Sue Hart visits a cheetah breeding centre.
05:35 Filth Files
Documentary Documentary series. New Zealand's Animal Control officers rescue some dogs being kept in appalling conditions, while an unhygienic coffee shop also has to be cleared out.
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06:00 |
BBC1 South East
06:00 Breakfast
News and Current Affairs News and topical reports.
BBC2
06:00 CBeebies:Fimbles
Small Box
Children Series for young children in which Fimbo, Florrie and Baby Pom explore the magical valley around them. Fimbling is such fun, and the trio have a very special talent - they know when something is waiting to be found! Together with their friends Bessie, Rockit, Roly Mo and Ribble, every day is a new adventure. When Florrie and Fimbo find a small box, the only thing Fimbo wants to do is watch television.
06:20 The Story Makers
Getting Around
Children When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and make new stories ready for the children who are coming in the morning. Milton and his friends travel by land and air.
06:35 Balamory
Nuts
Children Series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. Someone is taking the nuts from the bird table in the nursery garden. Who will solve the mystery?
BBC News 24
06:00 Breakfast
News and Current Affairs Early-morning programme with news bulletins.
BBC Parliament
06:00 House of Lords
Current affairs Recorded coverage of House of Lords proceedings from yesterday.
CBeebies
06:00 Fimbles
Small Box
Children Series for young children in which Fimbo, Florrie and Baby Pom explore the magical valley around them. Fimbling is such fun, and the trio have a very special talent - they know when something is waiting to be found! Together with their friends Bessie, Rockit, Roly Mo and Ribble, every day is a new adventure. When Florrie and Fimbo find a small box, the only thing Fimbo wants to do is watch television.
06:20 The Story Makers
Getting Around
Children When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and make new stories ready for the children who are coming in the morning. Milton and his friends travel by land and air.
06:35 Balamory
Nuts
Children Series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. Someone is taking the nuts from the bird table in the nursery garden. Who will solve the mystery?
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ITV1 Anglia
06:00 GMTV Newshour
News and Current Affairs A comprehensive round-up of today's national and international news stories, presented by John Stapleton and Penny Smith.
06:58 GMTV Today
Interests Kate Garraway and Andrew Castle kick-off another morning of news, views and special guests. Plus Keith Chegwin selects his TV pick of the day.
ITV2
06:00 Mopatop's Shop
This Way to the Garden
Children When it comes to kitting out Mole's garden, Mopatop's Shop is just the place to go - right down to a sign to show his friends the way.
06:10 Engie Benjy
Splish Splosh Bus
Children The adventures of an engine doctor and his friends. With the heavy rain the harbour overflows to the point where Mo's house is almost flooded. Bus and Dottie are supposed to deliver the Water Woosher Fisherman Fin needs to bail out the water, but Bus is afraid to go out in the rain. It is left up to Engie and the team to help Bus overcome his fear before Mo's house is flooded.
06:25 Pocoyo
Paint Me a Picture/Elly's Doll
Children Two episodes. Pocoyo paints portraits of his friends. Pocoyo breaks Elly's doll - but is too scared to tell her the truth.
06:35 Doodlebops
Jumpin' Judy
Children The Doodlebops ask for help from their friend Jumpin' Judy.
ITV3
06:00 Tales of the Unexpected
Lamb to the Slaughter
Drama Tales with a twist. The mysterious murder weapon used to kill a young policeman can't be found.
06:25 Home to Roost
Thought for the Day
Sitcom Sitcom about a divorced father whose life is disrupted when his son moves in. Matthew is looking forward to taking his father's new lodger out on the town to have fun and meet some girls, but will the lodger want to go?
06:55 Heartbeat
Snapped
Drama Drama series set in 1960s Yorkshire. After being sacked, a man goes berserk but Greengrass is on hand with a plan. Aidensfield becomes the location for a fashion photo shoot, and Nick's relationship with Jo is put to the test.
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Channel 4
06:10 The Hoobs
Times
Children Preschool fun for children. The best time to twizzle your twizzletuft is at Hooby twizzletuft time, of course! But when's the best time to visit the Tiddlypeeps?
06:35 The Hoobs
Getting to Sleep
Children Preschool fun for children with the Hoobs. Iver can't sleep, but how can Tula and Groove help him to nod off?
E4
06:00 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest action live and direct from the Big Brother house.
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Five
06:00 Thomas & Friends
James Gets a New Coat
Children Timeless animation following the adventures of a cheeky little tank engine and his engine friends. When James gets a new coat of paint, he heads to the canal to admire his reflection instead of doing his work.
06:10 Little Princess
Can I Keep It?
Children Julian Clary narrates an animated series based on the much-loved children's picture books. Little Princess discovers a tadpole in her glass of water and sets about making him a habitat to live in. But it isn't long before Taddy sprouts legs and keeps the whole castle awake at night with his lonesome croaking.
06:20 Little Lodgers
Fishing
Children Claymation for children. The Little Lodgers - Kemi, Naomi, Beth and Hannah - are clay model versions of the Milkshake! presenters, who share a little model house. These charming stories last two minutes and show just how complicated life can be as a Little Lodger! It maybe that Hannah's hair will not sit down, or Kemi's bottom will not fit the seat, but there is always a small problem to be overcome.
06:25 Franny's Feet
Bedtime for Bears
Children Children's animation. Franny helps a young woodland bear who is having trouble hibernating.
06:35 Peppa Pig
Piggy in the Middle
Children Animated series about a loveable little pig. Peppa is teasing George because he can't catch a ball properly, so Mummy Pig suggests a game to help George called Piggy in the Middle. When Daddy Pig lifts George up to catch the ball, Peppa knows how it feels to be the littlest pig - but Mummy soon gives Peppa a helping hand.
06:45 Hi-5
Amazing - Ideas and Imagination
Children Five lively presenters make learning fun through music, movement and laughter. Sun is a shoe designer and makes an amazing pair of shoes with Jup Jup's help. Charli uses a pair of stilt shoes to walk and stomp. She also goes prawning at night.
Five Life
06:00 Tickle, Patch and Friends
Children Puppet series following the exploits of a pair of mischievous guinea pigs.
06:25 Franklin
Children Animation about an inquisitive young turtle. In Franklin and the Thunderstorm, a big storm is on the way and Franklin is reluctant to admit that he's afraid of thunder. And in Franklin's Maple Syrup, Franklin and his friends are given the opportunity to make their own maple syrup, but a rivalry develops over ownership of the neighbourhood trees.
06:50 Gerald McBoing Boing
Loud/Stings
Animation Onomatopoeic animation with the world's noisiest boy. In Loud, Gerald's loud sounds clear Dad's workbench. And in Stings, a sea serpent falls in love with the kids' Viking ship.
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Sky Three
06:00 Animal Airport
Documentary A behind-the-scenes look at Heathrow Airport's animal reception centre. Staff are kept on their toes by vultures, tortoises and puppies, and a long-running quarantine finally comes to an end.
06:30 Vets in Hong Kong
Documentary Series following six vets who work at the Hong Kong SPCA, one of the region's busiest practices. Can Carmel save a dog with heartworm?
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BBC2
07:00 CBBC:Arthur
The Curse of the Grebes
Children Animation following the adventures of a young aardvark and his friends. Buster seems to be a curse to the success of the local baseball team. Whenever he turns up at games, they seem to lose!
07:15 Do Something Different
Children Sam and Mark are on a mission to get one million kids to Do Something Different by the end of the summer. With suggestions of stuff to do and great films to watch, this is how to make your holidays the best ever.
CBBC
07:00 Newsround
Children Topical news magazine for children.
07:01 Even Stevens
Close Encounters of the Beans Kinds
Sitcom US sitcom about the Stevens family and the sibling rivalry between perfect student Ren and class clown Louis - her younger brother. Louis and Twitty begin to question Beans' origin after a visit from a mysterious government official.
07:30 Arthur
Children Animation following the adventures of a young aardvark and his friends. Episodes are Arthur Goes Crosswire and Sue Ellen and the Brainwaves.
CBeebies
07:00 Tweenies
Sssh!
Children Playtime with the puppet people. Fizz is convinced that she can hear a squeaking noise, so they go on a mouse hunt - but what do they find?
07:20 Boogie Beebies
Rainbow Sky - Wednesday
Children Children's music and dance programme. Red, orange, yellow, green - what is your favourite colour? Whatever it is, you are sure to find it in this week's very colourful Boogie Beebies.
07:35 Lazytown
Records Day
Children Fun with pink-haired Stephanie, an optimistic eight year old and superhero Sportacus as they learn how to make healthy choices and get active. Their friends include Ziggy who likes sweets, Stingy who cannot share anything, Pixel who loves video games and Trixie who cannot follow rules. The kids plan to set an active world record, which jeopardises Robbie's plan to set a record for world's laziest town. He tries to stop their record-setting but becomes a victim of his own scheme.
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ITV2
07:00 Transformers Cybertron
Invasion
Children Animated series with vehicles that transform themselves into mighty robots.
07:25 Captain Scarlet
Rain of Terror
Children Computer animated action. Spectrum aids a scientist with her revolutionary irrigation scheme that hopes to seed the atmosphere with rain generating clouds. An initial test is wholly successful, but back on Skybase, a celebration of the scheme quickly turns into a hostage situation.
07:55 Yu-Gi-Oh! GX
For the Sake of Syrus
Children Jaden duels Syrus's older brother Zane in order to give Syrus's confidence a boost.
ITV3
07:50 Agatha Christie's Poirot
Problem at Sea
Drama The Belgian supersleuth goes on a Mediterranean cruise for a well-earned rest. But also on board is the obnoxious and highly unpopular Mrs Claperton, so perhaps Poirot will not be resting 'the little grey cells' for long.
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Channel 4
07:00 Just Shoot Me
Pictures of Lily
Sitcom Sitcom set in the office of a magazine. Finch sets out to woo a centrefold model whom he has worshipped since childhood, and Nina regrets ever having encouraged a friendship between Simon and Jack.
07:30 Big Brother's Little Brother
Entertainment Fanzine show hosted by Dermot O'Leary from the Big Brother nerve centre, bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.
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Five
07:20 Hana's Helpline
Little Miss Sulky Pants
Children Series about a duck agony aunt who helps animals with their problems. Ffion the frog feels slighted when she gets a new skunk foster sister, but Hana has a plan to stop her sulking.
07:30 Rupert Bear
Rupert and the Toy Soldiers
Children Animated adventures of Rupert Bear. While Edward is at a recorder lesson, Rupert, Bill and the Fox Twins borrow his toy soldiers without asking him and accidentally break one. Ping Pong fixes the soldier with a spell - but inadvertently also brings it to life.
07:45 Make Way for Noddy
The Goblins' Stopwatch
Children Children's animated series. When Sly and Gobbo find an enchanted stopwatch that can freeze people in their tracks, it takes Noddy to put things right.
Five Life
07:10 George Shrinks
Coach Shrinks
Children Children's animation about an intrepid three-inch-tall boy. Becky's hockey team have failed to score a single goal all year, so George vows to help.
07:35 Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs
To Outerspace
Children Animation about a boy whose toy dinosaurs come to life and transport him to a magical world. Harry takes his blue and red robots into Dino-World so that he can continue the battle they were having at home. When he arrives, a spaceship is waiting for him and takes him to meet two rangers who are trying to build a space station, but their creation is hindered by their constant quarrelling. By trying to reconcile the rangers, Harry learns the importance of working as a team.
07:50 Franny's Feet
Best in Show
Children Children's animation. Franny helps a little dog get a ribbon in a dog show by using his nose to find some lost trophies.
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Sky Three
07:00 Masterminds
The King of Car Thieves
Documentary Investigations into some of history's most daring and complex crime capers. This programme reveals how an elite car theft ring made millions during the 1990s by stealing high-end cars and selling them to unsuspecting buyers.
07:30 Crime Scene
Documentary Series narrated by Chris Slade following the crime scene investigators of Devon and Cornwall Police. Today, Mark Stott examines a haul of cash for fingerprints in the forensic laboratory in Exeter, and in Plymouth, Lynzi Phillimore discovers a trail of blood after a serious assault.
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BBC2
08:00 Sorcerer's Apprentice Extra
Entertainment Barney gets an exclusive chat with the Sorcerer and then sets a unique challenge for the magic teachers on vanishing and production. Meanwhile magical arts teacher Mr Greenhalgh teaches the sorcerees the art of deception ? or more plainly, how to lie, and we catch up with the naughty boys at the school to see if they're going to be able to stay out of trouble. Plus magician David Penn takes to the streets to showcase the next magic theme the sorcerees have to learn - transformation.
08:30 CBeebies:In the Night Garden
Wave to the wottingers
Children The Tombliboos have discovered a new game - hiding in the garden. Where have the Tombliboos gone? Makka Pakka arrives with his Og-pog. He blows his trumpet and there are the Tombliboos running out from behind the bush to have their faces washed.
BBC News 24
08:30 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
CBBC
08:00 The Story of Tracy Beaker
Children Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Layla is determined to get her cub scout badges, but will she accept some Beaker style assistance? Plus, Tracy's nose is put out of joint when she's forced to share her room with a new arrival.
08:30 The Likeaballs
Hat
Children 2D animation. Travelling through space after their home planet was destroyed, ball shaped aliens the Likeaballs compete in sporting challenges, whilst promoting fair play and team spirit. Renegade group the Dislikeaballs are out to beat them using any evil method they can think of. Horriball buys a 'magic hat' from a salesman who tells him it will make everybody obey him.
08:40 Mysti
Children Mystical entertainment from the sassy fairy. Ella turns her parents into teenagers, Ollie and Rick compete for the affections of Mr. K's niece and Mysti panics as Professor Dust is going to propose to her mother.
CBeebies
08:00 Bob the Builder
First Aid Molly
Children Animated adventures with builder Bob and his friends - Travis the tractor, Scoop the bulldozer, Lofty the crane and Dizzy the cement mixer. Molly is practicing for her first aid exam, using a reluctant JJ as guinea pig. Meanwhile, Bob and the gang are replacing some old pipes outside the town hall.
08:15 Pingu
Robby the Snowboarder
Children The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who feels he's misunderstood. Robby, Pingu and Pingi all go snowboarding.
08:20 Gordon the Garden Gnome
The Legend of Big Boots
Animation Pre-school animated series featuring Alan Titchmarsh as the voice of Gordon, a cheerful gardening Gnome. Gordon goes in search of Big Boot, the legendary Gnome that roams the woods behind his garden. Percy guides the expedition, but ends up getting them all lost. Gordon's attempts to get a picture of Big Boot are thwarted by the Chief Gnome and Gladioli, who keep frightening him off! Rosie manages to lead them all home, where it seems that Jerome has spent the whole afternoon with Big Boot.
08:30 Get Set Go:Tweenies
Night's Falling
Children Preschool fun. Jake and the others get confused about what happens when night falls.
08:50 Fun with Phonics
Education Educational programme.
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ITV1 Anglia
08:35 LK Today
Interests Fashion, showbiz and lifestyle news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.
ITV2
08:25 Sabrina's Secret Life
Sabrina Part 2
Children Hilda and Zelda have been warning Sabrina about using magic she's not ready to use. Sabrina promises she won't, but she doesn't exactly keep that promise.
08:55 Viva Pinata
Mad Mongo/Hudson's Biggest Fan
Children Two episodes. The pinatas discover that a 'sour' - a wild pinata from the jungle - has invaded their garden. Hudson the Horstachio has many fans, but none as intense as Beverly Badgesicle.
ITV3
08:55 Ironside
Fragile Is the House of Cards
Drama Police drama series set in San Francisco. An antagonistic attorney with amnesia turns to the Chief for help.
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Channel 4
08:00 Big Brother
Documentary Another chance to see the most recent instalment of highlights from the Big Brother house.
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Five
08:00 Say It with Noddy
Clock
Children Learn new languages with Noddy and friends. Noddy learns the Swahili word for `clock' and goes around Toy Town identifying all of the timepieces with his new word.
08:05 Fifi and the Flowertots
Bumble Gets a Makeover
Children Animation about a mischievous young flower girl and her garden friends. Bumble's hive is looking rather tired but he hasn't got time to repaint it. Primrose steps in to help, but will Bumble appreciate her hard work and intricate design?
08:20 Peppa Pig
Sports Day
Children Animated series about a lovable little pig. It is Sports Day at Peppa's playgroup and lots of special events are due to take place. Daddy Pig tells Peppa that winning is not important - it is taking part that counts.
08:25 Thomas & Friends
Henry and the Flagpole
Children Timeless TV series based on the much-loved books by the Reverend W Awdry, following the adventures of a cheeky little tank engine and his engine friends. There is to be a banquet at the Scottish castle and Henry must collect a new flagpole from the docks.
08:40 Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends
Night and Day
Children Animation based on the best-selling children's books. Gracie finds out just how long a night and a day can be when Whiffy and Stinky are gone on an overnight trip to the annual perfume festival.
08:50 Insect Antics
Children An introduction to insects for preschoolers.
Five Life
08:00 The Save-Ums!
Find That Grub's Phone!
Children Preschool fun with the miniature superheroes. Glow Grubs are expecting a call from their grandmother but can't find the phone.
08:20 The Milkshake! Show
Jobs - Poorly Pet
Children Children's show presented by the Milkshake! team, featuring songs, stories, jokes and challenges. Shake hurts his paw whilst skipping so the gang look for ways to cheer him up. Also featuring a trick from Hannah's magic garden, a Cowboy Caper, Tummy Ticklers, the Sense-ational Quiz and an exciting challenge.
08:50 Sailor Sid
A Falling Star
Animation Animation about an officer in the King's navy. Eric and Sid fall out after trying to count stars in the night sky. Sid goes to bed early and settles down with a comic book while Eric (who's still on deck) is convinced he's seen a falling star crash into the boat. He goes to rescue Sid before the boat sinks, only to find Sid wrestling with the star in his bed. Eric eventually realises it's just Sid having fallen out of bed with a torch.
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Sky Three
08:00 Sky Travel Shop - Sky Three
Travel The latest tourism and travel news.
08:30 Lion Man
Documentary Series following conservationist Craig Busch who runs a big cat sanctuary with his partner Karen. Whilst visiting Africa Craig meets his childhood idol. Vet Sue Hart visits a cheetah breeding centre.
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BBC1 South East
09:15 Don't Get Done, Get Dom
Interests Dominic Littlewood fights for the rights of consumers and passes on the tricks of the trade to save cash on the high street. He goes after Tradewinds for ruining a family's dream holiday in Thailand ? and helps a family who lost all their possessions in a house fire get a deal on some children's furniture.
BBC2
09:00 Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies
I Spy
Children Programme for preschool children combining animation with live action footage from National Geographic and the BBC film archives. Max feels like he can't keep up with a game of 'I Spy'. Mama shows him that not only is it okay to move more slowly, but there's a whole world of things to 'spy' when you're not zipping around like a zebra!
09:15 Something Special
School
Education Educational series for four- to seven-year-old children with learning difficulties, offering teachers, parents and carers a range of approaches to develop language and communication skills. Tyra likes going to school. Find out what Tyra and her friends like doing there.
09:30 Big Cook Little Cook
Clown
Children Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Together Ben and Small run a special cafe where every day a different customer calls in for a tasty treat. Ben is trying to dress up as a clown but he can't find a red nose. He tries a pepper and a tomato but nothing seems to work. Charlie the Clown comes into the cafe and Ben and Small make him a Strawberry Clown. In return for the delicious treat, he leaves Ben his red nose. Now Ben can dress as a clown properly.
09:50 Underground Ernie
Techno Trouble
Children CGI animation. Ernie, controller of International Underground, is always on hand to help his friends and to get passengers to their destinations safely. He is helped by trains Victoria, Bakerloo, Circle, Jubilee, the twins Hammersmith and City and Ernie's friends Millie and Mr Rails. Osaka from Japan arrives with gifts for everyone. Jubilee causes mayhem with his holographic gadget, projecting a dinosaur onto the platform. Meanwhile, Millie's WAP phone saves the day!
BBC News 24
09:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
BBC Parliament
09:00 The Record
Current affairs Highlights of the day in Parliament presented by Tessa Duggleby.
09:30 House of Lords
Current affairs Recorded coverage of House of Lords proceedings from yesterday.
CBBC
09:00 Sorcerer's Apprentice Extra
Entertainment Barney gets an exclusive chat with the Sorcerer and then sets a unique challenge for the magic teachers on vanishing and production. Meanwhile magical arts teacher Mr Greenhalgh teaches the sorcerees the art of deception ? or more plainly, how to lie, and we catch up with the naughty boys at the school to see if they're going to be able to stay out of trouble. Plus magician David Penn takes to the streets to showcase the next magic theme the sorcerees have to learn - transformation.
09:30 Stitch Up
Children Children take to the streets of the UK with their covert cameras and hidden mics to target members of the public with their practical jokes. A couple on a dinner date get a surprise.
CBeebies
09:00 Balamory
Nuts
Children Series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. Someone is taking the nuts from the bird table in the nursery garden. Who will solve the mystery?
09:20 Barnaby Bear
Barnaby on a Steam Train
Children Educational fun. Barnaby and Becky take a trip on the Ffestiniog Steam Railway. During the ride, Barnaby loses his toy train and Becky has to come to the rescue.
09:35 Bits and Bobs
Shell
Children The adventures of Bits and Bobs, two inquisitive balls of fluff who are keen to find out about the world. What has Trug spotted and where will he go?
09:50 Little Red Tractor
The Hill
Children Animated children's series following Little Red Tractor, his owner Stan and their friends as they combine everyday farming activities with adventures on Gosling Farm. Walter and Mr. Jones get into a silly argument about whose vehicle is the best and challenge each other to a race to the top of Cheese Roller's Hill.
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ITV1 Anglia
09:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show
I'm Not a Liar, I'll Prove I Slept with Your Boyfriend
Talk show Jeremy Kyle presents a confrontational talk show in which guests thrash out their conflicts, dilemmas and relationship issues in front of a studio audience.
ITV2
09:25 Coronation Street
Soap Liz panics when her lover's wife turns up at their love nest. Sarah's disappointed by Gail's reaction to her big news. It's Leanne's big day at the restaurant. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/coronationstreet.
09:55 Emmerdale
Soap Emily tries to kiss Ashley. Pearl pulls a sickie to avoid Pollard. Terry feels a rapport with Duke's friend Andrea. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/emmerdale.
ITV3
09:55 Quincy, ME
Sleeping Dogs
Drama LA County's sleuthing chief coroner stakes his reputation on another case. Quincy faces a conspiracy of silence when he is called to a small town to investigate a murder.
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Channel 4
09:00 Frasier
Daphne Does Dinner
Sitcom American sitcom about a Seattle-based radio psychiatrist. Niles plans a dinner party to mark the purchase of a new painting he has bought for Daphne. Keen to prevent Frasier taking over the proceedings, he entrusts the cooking and the organisation to his wife, but disaster strikes.
09:30 Will and Grace
Strangers with Candice
Sitcom Hit US sitcom. Karen takes Jack out to celebrate his success at nursing school, but the evening turns sour when Karen runs into her ultimate nemesis.
09:55 ER
The Gallant Hero and the Tragic Victor
Drama Drama series set in the busy emergency room of Chicago's County General hospital. Luka takes a stand against Clemente's erratic behaviour, and Pratt helps some family members who appear to have been beaten by a gang. Meanwhile, Dubenko has good news for Neela.
More4
09:00 Deal or No Deal
Game show Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Viewers can enter a daily prize draw, with a cash prize of up to 10,000 pounds, by calling . Calls cost a pound; mobile and other network rates may vary. Lines open and close during the programme.
09:45 Property Ladder US
Interests US version of the show which offers advice to amateur property developers looking to make a profit in the housing market. Presented by veteran real estate investor Kirsten Kemp.
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Five
09:00 The Wright Stuff
Entertainment Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. He is joined by Masterchef winner Steve Wallis and Dial a Doctor expert Dr Dawn Harper. With panellists David Bull and Tanni Grey-Thompson.
Five Life
09:00 Make Way for Noddy
Too Many Noddies
Children Children's animation. Noddy learns a duplication spell from Big Ears and uses it on himself in order to reduce his workload. The trouble is that all the Noddies think alike and nothing gets done.
09:10 Say It with Noddy
Book
Children Series introducing children to French, Spanish, Mandarin, Swahili, Russian and Urdu through the adventures of Noddy and his Toyland friends. Noddy is sick and his friends bring him some gifts to cheer him up. Every gift happens to be the same, and Whizz teaches Noddy the word 'book'.
09:20 Roary the Racing Car
Rusty Remembers
Animation Animated adventures of the cheerful racing car, featuring the voice of Peter Kay. Rusty the caravan feels down in the dumps and needs his friends to cheer him up.
09:35 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky
Ramshackle House Ride
Animation Animation narrated by Miranda Richardson. When Neighbour Ned annoys Bill and Corky by showing off, they take him to the local fun fair to try to teach him a lesson.
Five US
09:00 Teleshopping
Interests Shopping from home.
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Sky Three
09:00 Sky Travel Shop - Sky Three
Travel The latest tourism and travel news.
09:30 Crime Scene
Documentary Series narrated by Chris Slade following the crime scene investigators of Devon and Cornwall Police. Today, Mark Stott examines a haul of cash for fingerprints in the forensic laboratory in Exeter, and in Plymouth, Lynzi Phillimore discovers a trail of blood after a serious assault.
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BBC1 South East
10:00 Homes under the Hammer
Interests Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander cast their expert eyes over properties before they go to auction. They view a two-bed mid-terrace in Stoke, a house with space and potential in Streatham and a two-bedroom developer's dream in Kent.
BBC2
10:00 Lazytown
Sportacus on the Move
Children Fun with pink-haired Stephanie, an optimistic eight-year-old, and superhero Sportacus as they learn how to make healthy choices and get active. Their friends include Ziggy who likes sweets, Stingy who cannot share anything, Pixel who loves video games, and Trixie who cannot follow rules. A day in the life of Sportacus, as he goes about his daily routine - performing incredible stunts and saving the residents of LazyTown. What does the hero of Lazytown fill his day with?
10:30 Britain's Best Buildings
Documentary Series in which Dan Cruikshank explores famous buildings.
BBC News 24
10:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
CBBC
10:00 Get Your Own Back
Children Dave Benson Phillips presents a game show that offers children the chance to turn the tables on an assortment of adults, including parents and teachers, and unceremoniously `plunge them in the gunge'.
10:25 Bring It On
Xmas Special
Children Bring It On Presenters Dick, Dom, Fran and Ania visit the Canadian Rocky Mountains to take a series of Winter Survival Challenges set by ex-special forces expert Ken Hames to try and answer the question who is the best, the boys or the girls? The teams face a series of challenges including ice climbing, husky dog racing and spending a night alone in sub zero temperatures.
CBeebies
10:00 Big Cook Little Cook
Cowgirl
Children Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Ben and Small are pretending to be cowboys in the cafe, but are without cowboy hats. Casey the Cowgirl is today's customer and they make her Star Bean Burgers. Small flies off to get some buffalo mozzarella cheese. To say thank you for her delicious meal, Casey leaves Ben her cowboy hat to wear. Small has made his own. Now they both have hats and can be proper cowboys.
10:25 The Shiny Show
Children Quiz show for the very young, presented by Dogsby the dog, Mukka the monkey and Tigs the tiger. In this edition, the gang learn and practice telling the time.
10:45 The Roly Mo Show
Happy Families
Children Series for pre-school children. Roly, Little Bo, Yugo and Migo all have their own best things but there are some things that they can share too. Little Bo visits her uncle, Roly Mo, in Fimble Valley every day and there's always something exciting to do during a visit, especially when Yugo and Migo are close at hand. Roly Mo, Little Bo and the two snoots, Yugo and Migo make up a happy family.
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ITV1 Anglia
10:30 This Morning
Talk show Fern Britton and Phillip Schofield are joined by Robson Green, and indie pop princess Amy MacDonald performs her new single Mr Rock and Roll. Including 11.10 ITV News Headlines. 11.15 Local News and Weather. Digital satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/thismorning.
ITV2
10:25 The Montel Williams Show
Talk show Controversial American talk show hosted by ex-naval officer Montel Williams.
ITV3
10:55 Quantum Leap
Shock Theatre
Drama Sci-fi series. Sam Beckett must fight for his life when he inhabits the body of an institutionalised manic depressive.
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Channel 4
10:50 Without a Trace
Off the Tracks
Drama American drama series. Danny is skeptical when the pregnant girlfriend of his missing estranged brother tells him that he is now a responsible family man.
More4
10:35 How Clean Is Your House?
Bradford Family Zoo
Documentary Housekeeper Kim Woodburn and presenter Aggie MacKenzie travel to America to work their magic on a Californian family which includes snakes, rats and cats cavorting in the squalor.
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Five
10:30 Trisha Goddard
Sister, Stop Spreading Vicious Rumours about Our Family!
Talk show Daytime discussion show. Sara says she wants her sister Emma to start acting like one and not like her worst enemy. She claims that Emma has gone off the rails and has even heard rumours that she has slept with men for money.
Five Life
10:00 Home and Away: The Early Years
Soap Sally's reputation is dragged through the dirt. The truth about Alicia's death is revealed. Fisher stands up to Judith.
10:30 Home and Away: The Early Years
Soap Harry gets caught in a compromising position with another woman. Duncan is convinced her killed Alicia.
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Sky Three
10:00 Sky Travel Shop - Sky Three
Travel The latest tourism and travel news.
10:30 Vets in Hong Kong
Documentary Series following six vets who work at the Hong Kong SPCA, one of the region's busiest practices. Tudor treats a dog that has almost drowned.
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BBC1 South East
11:00 To Buy or Not to Buy
Interests Series that gives buyers the chance to test-drive a property before they buy it. Kristian Digby and Simon O'Brien roam around rural Warwickshire finding a convenient base for a pair of commuters who've grown tired of travelling to work.
11:45 Cash in the Attic
Entertainment Series looking at the value of household junk. After nearly thirty years of hoarding, railway enthusiast Bernard Simpson and his wife Jacqueline have decided that it's time to downsize. With the help of the Cash in the Attic team, they plan to sell their clutter and treat themselves with the proceeds.
BBC2
11:30 The Daily Politics
Current affairs News, views and moves on the political stories of the day, plus live House of Commons coverage presented by Andrew Neil and Jenny Scott.
BBC News 24
11:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
BBC Parliament
11:30 Live International Development Questions
Current affairs Live coverage of questions in the House of Commons to the International Development Secretary and team of ministers.
CBBC
11:00 SMart
Children Festive edition of the children's art magazine with Mark Speight, Jay Burridge and Kirsten O'Brien, from the Eden Project in Cornwall. They explore the wonders of the natural world inside the largest greenhouses on Earth.
11:30 Whizz Whizz Bang Bang
Maglev Scooter
Children Whizz Whizz Bang Bang, the show that takes your crazy invention ideas and makes them happen. On today's show another young creator gets to design and build their own wacky invention. But will it pass the all important road test? Plus more bonkers science.
CBeebies
11:00 Teletubbies
Gymnastics
Children Preschool fun, fantasy and education. The Teletubbies have fun creeping round the column in Home Hill before watching some children doing Gymnastics. Laa-Laa plays catch ball indoors with the othe Teletubbies, but the Noo Noo catches the ball first.
11:25 Muffin the Mule
Oswald's Big Egg
Children Animated fun with the lovable mule. Monty is desperate for someone to bake a cake!
11:35 Doodle Do
Ice Cube Drawing
Children Adventures with Dib-Dab, Scribble and Stick. Chris shows Dib-Dab, Scribble and Stick how to paint with ice cubes and then the four of them have frozen fun with a game of ice-hockey.
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ITV2
11:10 Judge Judy
Interests Triple bill of the show in which New York City's outspoken family court judge, Judy Sheindlin, presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts.
ITV3
11:55 Cagney and Lacey
Parting Shots
Drama After a colleague is gunned down in the street, Christine, Mary Beth and the officers of the 14th Precinct are reminded of the precarious nature of the job and the value of their relationships.
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Channel 4
11:45 Designers Under Pressure
Documentary Documentary following a rising young British designer as he takes on a commission that could make or break his career. British boy wonder Paul Cocksedge may be well known here for his visually spectacular and technically ingenious lights, but can he cut it on the world stage? He has just six weeks to create a light installation for the world's largest design fair in Milan.
More4
11:00 How Clean Is Your House?
Filthy Firefighter
Documentary Housekeeper Kim Woodburn and presenter Aggie MacKenzie search for the filthiest homes in desperate need of cleaning. Tom O'Rourke, a retired fireman, is in need of emergency assistance to help him tackle the pile of dirty laundry in his bedroom, and he may even be able to eat at his table once again after the duo have answered his SOS call.
11:30 The Property Chain
Consumer Kirstie Allsopp reveals the complexities and crises of being in a property chain. The chain in this programme stretches from south Yorkshire to Somerset, with a complex combination of deadlines and shaky verbal agreements.
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Five
11:30 five news
News and Current Affairs National and international news.
Five Life
11:00 The Wright Stuff
Entertainment Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. He is joined by Masterchef winner Steve Wallis and Dial a Doctor expert Dr Dawn Harper. With panellists David Bull and Tanni Grey-Thompson.
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Sky Three
11:00 Sky Travel Shop - Sky Three
Travel The latest tourism and travel news.
11:30 Filth Files
Documentary Documentary series. New Zealand's Animal Control officers rescue some dogs being kept in appalling conditions, while an unhygienic coffee shop also has to be cleared out.
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BBC1 South East
12:15 Bargain Hunt
Interests Tim Wonnacott presents as two teams go bargain hunting at Clydeside Antiques in Glasgow. Expert advice comes from Mark Stacey and Paul Laidlaw.
BBC News 24
12:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
BBC Parliament
12:00 Live Prime Minister's Questions
Current affairs Live coverage of questions in the House of Commons to the Prime Minister, Gordon Brown.
12:30 Live House of Commons
Current affairs Live coverage of debates and questions in the House of Commons.
CBBC
12:00 BAMZOOKi
Children Children's entertainment show in which teams of kids design creatures called zooks which are put to the test against each other. The zooks have to do all sorts of tasks such as climb over obstacles, move around objects and win a sprinting race. Tartan Terror face the Mean Team in an attempt to reach Friday's final.
12:30 Stupid
Count Cruel Calls
Children Madcap fantasy comedy. The King's identical twin, Count Cruel, comes to stay. Cruel manages to get King Stupid out of the castle so he can use the stupidity console to wreak cruelty on Earth.
CBeebies
12:00 Balamory
Nuts
Children Series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. Someone is taking the nuts from the bird table in the nursery garden. Who will solve the mystery?
12:20 Barnaby Bear
Barnaby on a Steam Train
Children Educational fun. Barnaby and Becky take a trip on the Ffestiniog Steam Railway. During the ride, Barnaby loses his toy train and Becky has to come to the rescue.
12:35 Bits and Bobs
Shell
Children The adventures of Bits and Bobs, two inquisitive balls of fluff who are keen to find out about the world. What has Trug spotted and where will he go?
12:50 Little Red Tractor
The Hill
Children Animated children's series following Little Red Tractor, his owner Stan and their friends as they combine everyday farming activities with adventures on Gosling Farm. Walter and Mr. Jones get into a silly argument about whose vehicle is the best and challenge each other to a race to the top of Cheese Roller's Hill.
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ITV1 Anglia
12:30 Loose Women
Talk show Loose ladies Andrea McLean, Lynda Bellingham, Carol McGiffin and Zoe Tyler tackle today's dramas and dilemmas.
ITV2
12:30 Coronation Street
Soap Liz panics when her lover's wife turns up at their love nest. Sarah's disappointed by Gail's reaction to her big news. It's Leanne's big day at the restaurant. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/coronationstreet.
ITV3
12:55 Cribb
The Choir That Wouldn't Sing
Drama Victorian police drama series based on the novels by Peter Lovesey, featuring Inspector Cribb and the Scotland Yard CID. A church choir are convinced that the stalwart of their group, Colonel Dawson, committed suicide - but his will suggests otherwise.
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Channel 4
12:00 News at Noon
News and Current Affairs Daily news including business news, sport and weather.
12:30 Science Scams
Kempelen's Chess Playing Automaton
Documentary Documentary series looking at the real stories behind some of the greatest scientific frauds in history. 'The Turk' was an infamous 19th Century chess playing machine that could beat human opponents and travelled the world, facing adversaries that included Napoleon Bonaparte and Benjamin Franklin.
12:45 No Going Back: A New Life in France
Documentary Series following the fortunes of Benn and Amy Coley who, three years earlier, began a new life in France. There are more calamities in Cauterets for the winter guests when the water heater breaks down, and Amy receives some devastating news.
More4
12:45 A Place in the Sun
Cape Verde
Travel Series on homes abroad presented by Amanda Lamb. A couple hope to buy a property on the West African islands, before it becomes a tourist fixture.
E4
12:00 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest action live and direct from the Big Brother house.
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Five
12:00 Home and Away
Soap Hugh is tormented by the one thing he cannot have. Cam shows Martha his true colours. After many false alarms, Kit's waters break.
12:30 House
Forever
Drama US hospital drama about a maverick, anti-social New Jersey doctor. A young mother has a seizure while bathing her newborn son and nearly drowns him. House and the team have two cases at one time as they try to save the infant and determine the cause of the mother's seizures.
Five Life
12:30 Trisha Goddard
Sister, Stop Spreading Vicious Rumours about Our Family!
Talk show Daytime discussion show. Sara says she wants her sister Emma to start acting like one and not like her worst enemy. She claims that Emma has gone off the rails and has even heard rumours that she has slept with men for money.
Five US
12:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Comedy Improvised comedy series. Surreal gags and peculiar moments in this US version of the popular British comedy game show hosted by Drew Carey. With guest Brad Sherwood.
12:30 Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Comedy Improvised comedy series. Surreal gags and peculiar moments in this US version of the popular British comedy game show hosted by Drew Carey. With guest Chip Esten.
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Sky Three
12:00 Taste
Cookery Designer food programme. Recipes include penne with radicchio and skate with sweet potato. Plus the taste guide to uber wines, what to wear in celeb restaurants and Caribbean ingredients.
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BBC1 South East
13:00 BBC News; Weather
News and Current Affairs
13:30 Regional News and Weather
News and Current Affairs
13:40 Neighbours
Soap Susan is rattled when Tom delivers an ultimatum. Rosie's head over heels as Frazer gets hell bent on murderball. Harold feels a presence in the store.
BBC2
13:00 Animal Park
Interests Ben Fogle and Kate Humble explore life behind the scenes at Longleat Estate and Safari Park. This special anniversary programme celebrates Longleat's 40th Birthday, Britain's first ever safari park, with some extraordinary footage from the early days, revealing why it was such a shocking idea. Lord Bath shares some of his memories as he serves supper to the lions, and, for the first time, spy cameras have been set up to spend the night with Western Lowland gorillas Nico and Samba.
13:30 Working Lunch
Business The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.
BBC News 24
13:00 BBC News; Weather
News and Current Affairs
13:30 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
CBBC
13:00 The Queen's Nose
Children Children's drama series about a magical coin that makes dreams come true. Audrey and Arthur Parker plan to take the foster children away on holiday - but disaster strikes while they are out shopping, leaving them with no house, money, or holiday accommodation.
13:30 Roar
Children Alex Dolan and Matthew Skilton present a series following keepers in Port Lympne and Howletts wild animal parks in Kent. Alex and Matthew must learn to identify 13 African elephants for a quiz. Plus the world's largest rodent becomes the park's newest resident, and one of the keepers tries to get two exotic cats to start dating.
CBeebies
13:00 Big Cook Little Cook
Cowgirl
Children Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Ben and Small are pretending to be cowboys in the cafe, but are without cowboy hats. Casey the Cowgirl is today's customer and they make her Star Bean Burgers. Small flies off to get some buffalo mozzarella cheese. To say thank you for her delicious meal, Casey leaves Ben her cowboy hat to wear. Small has made his own. Now they both have hats and can be proper cowboys.
13:25 The Shiny Show
Children Quiz show for the very young, presented by Dogsby the dog, Mukka the monkey and Tigs the tiger. In this edition, the gang learn and practice telling the time.
13:45 The Roly Mo Show
Happy Families
Children Series for pre-school children. Roly, Little Bo, Yugo and Migo all have their own best things but there are some things that they can share too. Little Bo visits her uncle, Roly Mo, in Fimble Valley every day and there's always something exciting to do during a visit, especially when Yugo and Migo are close at hand. Roly Mo, Little Bo and the two snoots, Yugo and Migo make up a happy family.
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ITV1 Anglia
13:30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather
News and Current Affairs Including local news and weather.
ITV2
13:00 Emmerdale
Soap Emily tries to kiss Ashley. Pearl pulls a sickie to avoid Pollard. Terry feels a rapport with Duke's friend Andrea. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/emmerdale.
13:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show
I'm Not a Liar, I'll Prove I Slept with Your Boyfriend
Talk show Jeremy Kyle presents a confrontational talk show in which guests thrash out their conflicts, dilemmas and relationship issues in front of a studio audience.
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Channel 4
13:15 Channel 4 Racing from Newmarket
Sport Alastair Down introduces the first day of the Ritz Club July Festival from Newmarket, featuring: 1.30 Racing Post Bloodstock EBF Fillies' H'cap Stakes. 2.00 totesport.com Stakes (H'cap). 2.35 Irish Thoroughbred Marketing Cherry Hinton Stakes. 3.10 UAE Equestrian and Racing Federation Falmouth Stakes. Commentary from John Francome, Simon Holt, John McCririck, Jim McGrath, Tanya Stevenson and Derek Thompson.
More4
13:05 Deal or No Deal
Game show Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Viewers can enter a daily prize draw, with a cash prize of up to 10,000 pounds, by calling . Calls cost a pound; mobile and other network rates may vary. Lines open and close during the programme.
Film4
13:00 Miss Grant Takes Richmond
film A wacky secretary becomes unwittingly involved with a gambling syndicate.
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Five
13:30 Serving in Silence
film Real-life drama in which a female US Army officer's career is curtailed when she lets slip that she is a lesbian. Her promotion prospects are shelved, and she soon finds herself discharged from the army - despite her unblemished record. Based on a widely publicised case, this TV movie boasts both Glenn Close and Barbra Streisand as executive producers.
Five Life
13:30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Talk show The American sitcom star hosts her own chat show. Ellen's guest is Salma Hayek.
Five US
13:00 Mission: Impossible
The Reluctant Dragon
Drama Dan Briggs sends Rollin Hand and Barney behind the Iron Curtain to help a scientist escape to the West and join his wife.
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Sky Three
13:00 Relic Hunter
Wages of Sydney
Drama Adventure drama series about a history professor and explorer who recover lost treasures. A sacred dragon's egg disappears, and Sydney goes looking for it.
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BBC1 South East
14:05 Doctors
Straight Bat
Drama The captain of the local cricket team suspects their opening batsman is not a team player. Julia tells a panic-stricken Daniel that he will need a reference.
14:35 Murder, She Wrote
Murder a la Mode
Drama Murder mystery series. The lover of a model who helped Jessica research a book is targeted by a killer in Paris, and Jessica is confronted with the scandal of slave-labour sweatshops in the world of high fashion.
BBC2
14:00 Living in the Sun
Interests Nadia Sawalha presents a series about Brits who have relocated to Spain. We follow hair stylist Mark and his partner Paul as they take on a quiet Spanish village. Nadia gets stuck in with a British family-run restaurant in Fuengirola and there's a chance to nose around a property in the Costa Tropical.
BBC News 24
14:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
CBBC
14:25 Pitt and Kantrop
Let the Show Begin
Children Prehistoric fantasy. 12-year-old Pitt and his pterodactyl pal Kantrop try to help their tribe. Pitt has to help Stef by entertaining everyone.
CBeebies
14:00 Teletubbies
Gymnastics
Children Preschool fun, fantasy and education. The Teletubbies have fun creeping round the column in Home Hill before watching some children doing Gymnastics. Laa-Laa plays catch ball indoors with the othe Teletubbies, but the Noo Noo catches the ball first.
14:25 Muffin the Mule
Oswald's Big Egg
Children Animated fun with the lovable mule. Monty is desperate for someone to bake a cake!
14:35 Doodle Do
Ice Cube Drawing
Children Adventures with Dib-Dab, Scribble and Stick. Chris shows Dib-Dab, Scribble and Stick how to paint with ice cubes and then the four of them have frozen fun with a game of ice-hockey.
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ITV1 Anglia
14:00 Daily Cooks
Cookery Chief chefs Brian Turner and Gino D'Acampo welcome Andrew Nutter and Jill Dupleix to cook up more family-friendly recipes.
ITV2
14:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show
One Family Falling Apart
Talk show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
ITV3
14:00 Tales of the Unexpected
Lamb to the Slaughter
Drama Tales with a twist. The mysterious murder weapon used to kill a young policeman can't be found.
14:30 Home to Roost
Thought for the Day
Sitcom Sitcom about a divorced father whose life is disrupted when his son moves in. Matthew is looking forward to taking his father's new lodger out on the town to have fun and meet some girls, but will the lodger want to go?
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More4
14:00 ER
Tribes
Drama American hospital drama series. The ER staff learn a lesson in racist presumption. Hathaway convinces a rape victim to press charges against the man who drugged her. Jeanie treats Carla, who goes into premature labour following a car accident, and discovers that Benton is the child's father.
Film4
14:45 Appointment in London
film Powerful drama in which a World War II bomber pilot, feeling the strain after completing 89 missions over enemy territory, is grounded by his superiors. When a fellow pilot is injured during the Bomber Command offensive over Germany, the grounded wing commander deliberately disobeys orders and takes to the air in a bid to notch up his 90th sortie.
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Five Life
14:20 Russell Grant's Postcards
Tewkesbury Abbey
Travel Russell Grant continues his whistle-stop tour.
14:30 Naughty or Nice
film Family drama. A Chicago shock jock who earns his living being rude on air agrees to be nice for a day as a favour to a terminally ill teenage boy. The gesture appears to work miracles on the health of the teenager but the DJ's radio career begins to be affected.
Five US
14:00 The Fall Guy
Ladies on the Ropes
Drama Action drama series. Colt becomes entangled with an all-female wrestling team called `The Golden Girls' when he is sent to bring their manager in to attend a court date. The manager soon wins Colt's confidence, and everything looks rosy when his court date is extended. However, one kidnapping and nobbling later, the conniving impresario reveals his true colour - yellow.
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Sky Three
14:00 Into the Death Zone: Firewalkers
Documentary Documentary about the men and women who risk their lives studying the movement of lava and trying to find out how eruptions can be prevented.
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BBC1 South East
15:20 BBC News; Weather; Regional News
News and Current Affairs The latest headlines.
15:25 CBBC:Dennis the Menace
Bathnight Club
Children The classic character from the Beano comic. Dad is determined that Dennis does not miss another bath, but Dennis's smelly socks could prove to be his saving grace.
15:50 Skunk Fu
The Art of Giggling
Children Children's animation about Skunk, a young Kung Fu student. Skunk has a bad case of the giggle fits, and neither Panda, Dr Turtle, nor Frog can make them stop. Skunk has to come to grips with his problem and contain his laughter, but it isn't easy when Panda takes him on a top secret spy mission.
BBC2
15:00 Escape to the Country
Interests A series in which presenters Catherine Gee and Nick Page help prospective buyers to find their dream home in the country.
15:45 Flog It!
Interests Experts Charlie Ross and James Lewis join presenter Paul Martin for a rummage through bags and boxes in Tunbridge Wells in the hunt for choice items to sell. Paul also tinkles the ivories at a fantastic piano collection.
BBC News 24
15:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
CBBC
15:00 ChuckleVision
Muscling In
Children Children's entertainment with the Chuckle Brothers. Paul enters Barry for a strong man contest but how can he compete against the cheating man mountain Magnus Sorenson?
15:15 Do Something Different
Children Sam and Mark are on a mission to get one million kids to Do Something Different by the end of the summer. With suggestions of stuff to do and great films to watch, this is how to make your holidays the best ever.
CBeebies
15:00 Postman Pat
Postman Pat and the Go Kart Race
Children The adventures of Greendale's postman. The residents of Greendale learn that cheats never prosper.
15:15 Brum
Brum and the Music Box
Children The adventures of a little car who lives in a motor museum. Brum gives chase when a baddie steals a beautiful music box from a class of ballet dancers.
15:25 Tweenies
Sssh!
Children Playtime with the puppet people. Fizz is convinced that she can hear a squeaking noise, so they go on a mouse hunt - but what do they find?
15:45 Higgledy House
Hide and Seek and Cleaning the House
Children Comedy, learning and fun from the Higgledy House. There's all sorts going on today! Sarah-Jane and Justin play hide and seek, then later clean the house in a highly distinctive way. Watch as they work and play!
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ITV1 Anglia
15:00 Dickinson's Celebrity Deals
Interests David Dickinson presents a series in which celebrities sell treasured family heirlooms to raise cash for charity. In this episode, Sherrie Hewson discovers sentimental value doesn't necessarily translate into cold hard cash when her grandmother's scent bottle comes up for sale, Toyah Willcox proves she knows more than the Real Deal dealers when her print hits the sale room, and sports commentator Jim Rosenthal battles with dealer Mike Melody over his train set.
ITV2
15:40 The Ricki Lake Show
Talk show Ricki Lake talks teen pregnancy, gangs, drugs, makeovers and weight loss in her different approach to chat shows.
ITV3
15:00 Cagney and Lacey
Parting Shots
Drama After a colleague is gunned down in the street, Christine, Mary Beth and the officers of the 14th Precinct are reminded of the precarious nature of the job and the value of their relationships.
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Channel 4
15:30 Countdown
Game show Des O'Connor and Carol Vorderman host the show where contestants race against the clock in the words and numbers game. This week's Dictionary Corner guest is Keith Barron.
More4
15:00 The Practice
Duty Bound
Drama Drama series set in a Boston public defence practice. Berluti's priest is accused of killing a 15-year-old boy. And the attorneys worry that Ellenor will tell her lover about the insurance scam sting.
E4
15:55 Big Brother's Little Brother
Entertainment Dermot O'Leary comes from the Big Brother nerve centre, bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.
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Five
15:30 Hart to Hart: Harts in High Season
film Feature-length mystery adventure involving detective husband-and-wife team Jonathan and Jennifer Hart. When an old acquaintance of the Harts is murdered in Australia, Jonathan Hart is implicated in his death - forcing him to clear his name.
Five US
15:00 Golf: The US PGA Tour
AT&T National
Sport Highlights from the richest golf tour on the planet, as the world's top golfers travel to Maryland for the AT&T National at the Congressional Country Club in Potomac.
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Sky Three
15:00 Sky Travel Shop - Sky Three
Travel The latest tourism and travel news.
15:30 Masterminds
Safe Landing
Documentary Investigations into some of history's most daring and complex crime capers, uncovering here the truth behind one of the world's most notorious gangs, which included among its members a former detective and a jeweller, who together stole over $6million in cash and gems.
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BBC1 South East
16:05 Mortified
Learning to Surf
Children Comedy. Taylor Fry feels like a misfit, but deals with the world around her with a little imagination. Taylor is embarrassed when it's found out that she wants to be a professional surfer, and covers by claiming she can surf. However, when heart-throb Leon invites her to enter a surfing competition, Taylor feels she has no choice but to agree. The situation snowballs as Taylor is forced to learn how to surf within a few short days - on her dad's massive Malibu surfboard!
16:30 CBBC:Raven
Children Fantasy game show. One of the six warriors will turn back today. To avoid that fate they must battle to win in Battering Ram, stay on the path in Nevar's Eye, defeat their fellow warrior in Ring Rack and escape the Torture Chamber.
BBC2
16:30 Ready Steady Cook
Cookery Paralympian Ade Adepitan and blind adventurer Amar Latif join chefs James Tanner and James Martin to battle it out against the clock, creating delicious dishes in 20 minutes. Presented by Ainsley Harriott.
BBC News 24
16:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
CBBC
16:00 The Story of Tracy Beaker
Children Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Tracy isn't happy when she finds herself on the receiving end of Justine's bad mood. Also, the TV cameras arrive at the Dumping Ground, and Tracy is determined to hog the limelight.
16:30 The Basil Brush Show
Mean Genie
Children Children's comedy series featuring the irrepressible fox. Basil and his friends find themselves sharing their home with a huge blue man - will he ever leave them in peace?
CBeebies
16:00 Lazytown
Records Day
Children Fun with pink-haired Stephanie, an optimistic eight year old and superhero Sportacus as they learn how to make healthy choices and get active. Their friends include Ziggy who likes sweets, Stingy who cannot share anything, Pixel who loves video games and Trixie who cannot follow rules. The kids plan to set an active world record, which jeopardises Robbie's plan to set a record for world's laziest town. He tries to stop their record-setting but becomes a victim of his own scheme.
16:30 SMarteenies
Children Exciting ideas to help viewers experiment with art and crafts. With Mark Speight, Kirsten O'Brien, Jay Burridge, Bizi Lizi and Doogy the dog.
16:45 Boogie Beebies
Rainbow Sky - Wednesday
Children Children's music and dance programme. Red, orange, yellow, green - what is your favourite colour? Whatever it is, you are sure to find it in this week's very colourful Boogie Beebies.
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ITV1 Anglia
16:00 Inspector Morse
Twilight of the Gods (Part 1)
Drama Morse's investigation into a shocking act of violence at an Oxford degree ceremony uncovers some secrets involving a world-famous opera singer and a business tycoon due to be honoured in the ceremony. A devoted fan of the high-class diva, Morse is dismayed and disappointed by what he eventually uncovers.
ITV2
16:25 Sally Jessy Raphael
Talk show Sally and her audience discuss more controversial topics.
ITV3
16:00 Quincy, ME
Sleeping Dogs
Drama LA County's sleuthing chief coroner stakes his reputation on another case. Quincy faces a conspiracy of silence when he is called to a small town to investigate a murder.
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Channel 4
16:15 Deal or No Deal
Game show Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Viewers can enter a daily prize draw, with a cash prize of up to 10,000 pounds, by calling . Calls cost a pound; mobile and other network rates may vary. Lines open and close during the programme.
More4
16:00 Black Narcissus
film Tense Oscar-winning drama about a group of Anglican nuns at a Himalayan outpost, who try to maintain a school and hospital despite formidable odds and the emergence of deeply repressed passions.
E4
16:25 Hollyoaks
Soap Jacqui tells Tina about Dominic's affair with Mandy, putting the wedding in jeopardy. Warren calls Mercedes from prison, threatening to tell Russ about their fling. Fletch is frustrated with the band's progress.
16:55 Friends
The One with the Nap Partners
Sitcom Rachel and Phoebe compete to be Monica's maid of honour. Joey and Ross find themselves in awkward positions after a nap. Monica insists that Chandler apologise to an ex-girlfriend for dumping her because of a weight gain.
Film4
16:40 The Ghost and Mrs Muir
film Romantic comedy about a determined widow and her daughter who move into a remote house at the turn of the century, only to find it haunted by the ghost of a cantankerous English sea captain. But the widow proves more than a match for the spectre - and he not only falls in love with her but comes to the rescue when financial problems arise.
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Five Life
16:15 Russell Grant's Postcards
Travel Russell Grant presents a tour of the British Isles, visiting some of our best-known and best-loved destinations. In this edition, he visits Royal Windsor.
16:30 Getting on the Property Ladder
Chiswick
Interests Property show with Tony Jacobs. With the average price of a London home now approaching 300,000 pounds, it's no wonder first-time buyers struggle to get a foot on the property ladder, but this week city slickers Rachel and Dave decide to give up their comfortable rented Chiswick flat and start the search for their very first home. Rachel and Dave both work in high-pressure PR jobs in the city and are looking for a quiet retreat.
Five US
16:00 Happy Days
Our Gang
Sitcom US sitcom set in the 1950s. Fonzie steps in when Chachi wants to join a street gang.
16:30 Happy Days
My Favourite Orkan
Sitcom Sitcom. When Richie sees what he believes to be a flying saucer, and has a dream that he is about to be taken to the planet Ork, he turns to Fonzie for help.
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Sky Three
16:00 Filth Files
Documentary Documentary series. New Zealand Environmental Health officer Andrew hunts the criminals responsible for dumping rotting meat on a city street, and toxic waste threatens a pristine beach.
16:30 Lion Man
Documentary Series following conservationist Craig Busch who runs a big cat sanctuary. Craig visits Timbavati where he meets a white lion expert and learns some big cat history before going on a tracking expedition.
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BBC1 South East
17:00 Sorcerer's Apprentice
Children It's the beginning of an exciting magical journey for 14 lucky children. A master magician, the Sorcerer, is looking for an apprentice and has hand-picked 7 boys and 7 girls to attend his magic school where they will compete with each other for the title of The Sorcerer's Apprentice. On arrival at their new school the 14 spell bound children come face to face with the Sorcerer, are introduced to the magic school rules and witness the mysteries of magic first hand.
17:25 Newsround
Children Topical news magazine for children.
17:35 Neighbours
Soap Susan is rattled when Tom delivers an ultimatum. Rosie's head over heels as Frazer gets hell bent on murderball. Harold feels a presence in the store.
BBC2
17:15 The Weakest Link
Game show Anne Robinson presents the quick-fire general knowledge quiz in which contestants must decide at the end of each round which of their number should be eliminated.
BBC News 24
17:00 BBC Five O'Clock News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world, with Huw Edwards.
CBBC
17:00 Extreme Animals
Tough Nuts
Children Caroline Flack and Reggie Yates host a children's wildlife series in which viewers vote for one of ten featured animals in different categories. They present ten of the world's toughest animals, with just one earning a place in the grand final and in with a chance of being crowned the CBBC Ultimate Extreme Animal.
17:25 Raven
Children Fantasy game show. The magical and mysterious Raven guides young warriors on a quest to discover who will claim the title of Ultimate Champion. The remaining five warriors must battle to avoid elimination. Today they cross Demon Square, face each other astride the Balance Beam and avoid the clutches of the Thrall Demons.
CBeebies
17:00 Underground Ernie
Finders Keepers
Children CGI animation. Ernie, controller of International Underground, is always on hand to help his friends and to get passengers to their destinations. He is helped by trains Victoria, Bakerloo, Circle, Jubilee and the twins Hammersmith and City. Mr Rails finds a golden ticket to win a holiday but loses it. A little girl named Chloe finds it and is delighted - she's never been on holiday before! She discovers that the ticket belongs to Mr Rails, but he lets her keep it and everyone is happy!
17:15 Come Outside
Soap
Education Auntie Mabel looks at different kinds of soap on sale in the supermarket, visiting a factory where bars of soap are made from vegetable oil.
17:30 Numberjacks
Children Comedy adventure series, aimed at 4 and 5-year-olds, in which animated numbers solve mathematical problems in the real world, with input from real children. The sides of the boxes are disappearing! 6 takes on the mission and he finds boxes with sides missing, boxes with wonky sides and boxes changing their shape altogether. It's the work of the Shape Japer! Using the right amount of Brain Gain they put thinkgs right and sort out the Shape Japer.
17:45 Toddworld
Imagine That
Children Pre-school 2d animation. In colourful Toddworld it's ok to be different and stand out. Todd and his friends explain acceptance, tolerance and diversity. It's a rainy day and the kids are stuck in Todd's house - so they decide to have a toy inventing contest. Pickle has his young cousin Briny with him, and everyone assumes Briny is too little to come up with an invention of her own but Briny proves them wrong!
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ITV1 Anglia
17:00 Golden Balls
Game show Jasper Carrott presents a game of intuition and luck, as contestants try to find which of 100 golden balls conceal life-changing amounts of cash, while avoiding the killer balls.
ITV2
17:15 Airline USA
Taking Care of Business
Documentary Liz tries to help a passenger who missed his flight get on the next one - but he is too furious to listen. Kathy steps in to help Vietnam vet James, who has been in hospital for two days, hasn't showered, and needs a change of clothes. And Tricia has to deal with Red Sox fans heading back to Boston, but their flight is overbooked and not all of them will get seats.
17:45 Judge Judy
Interests Triple bill of the show in which New York City's outspoken family court judge, Judy Sheindlin, presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts.
ITV3
17:00 Agatha Christie's Poirot
Problem at Sea
Drama The Belgian supersleuth goes on a Mediterranean cruise for a well-earned rest. But also on board is the obnoxious and highly unpopular Mrs Claperton, so perhaps Poirot will not be resting 'the little grey cells' for long.
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Channel 4
17:00 Richard and Judy
Entertainment Judy Finnigan and Richard Madeley present a live entertainment show, featuring celebrity guests, topical talking points, competitions and exclusive previews and reports. Joanna Taylor reviews Relentless by Simon Kernick for Richard & JudyÃÆs Summer Read. Rufus Wainwright is also appearing.
More4
17:55 3 Minute Wonder
Some Thoughts by Karl Pilkington
Drama A series of short films exploring the workings of Karl Pilkington's mind. Here, Karl discusses his thoughts on holidays, suggesting that if the Coliseum were in England, it would be demolished.
E4
17:30 Friends
The One with Ross's Library Book
Sitcom Monica runs into Janice and accidentally invites her to the wedding. Ross is upset that his book is in the section of the library where students go to make out. Rachel and Phoebe encourage Joey to keep seeing a girl that they like.
17:55 Big Brother
Documentary Another chance to see all the highlights from the Big Brother house.
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Five
17:30 five news
News and Current Affairs National and international news.
Five Life
17:30 Home and Away
Soap More drama from Summer Bay.
Five US
17:00 Mission: Impossible
The Legend
Drama A clandestine meeting of top-ranking Nazis is called in order to re-establish the Third Riech. Dan Briggs has to infiltrate the gathering disguised as a Nazi recently released from Spandau prison. With his 'daughter' Cinnamon, he discovers the mastermind is none other than Martin Bormann.
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Sky Three
17:00 Relic Hunter
Mr Right
Drama Adventure drama series about a history professor and explorer who recovers lost treasures. A coveted Indonesian artefact is missing and Sydney is on the run from Chinese hit men.
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BBC1 South East
18:00 BBC News and Weather
News and Current Affairs The latest national and international news stories.
18:30 South East Today; Weather
News and Current Affairs Regional news magazine.
BBC2
18:00 Eggheads
Game show Dermot Murnaghan hosts a general knowledge quiz in which teams from all over the UK battle to beat the formidable Eggheads, quiz champions including millionaire winner Judith Keppel.
18:30 Nature's Calendar
Summer: Tourist Hotspots
Documentary A guide to the best places to see wildlife in Britain this summer. Chris Packham and his team go rockpooling off the Giant's Causeway, pond-dipping at the London Wetland Centre, and look for a remarkable flower.
BBC News 24
18:00 BBC News and Weather
News and Current Affairs The latest national and international news stories.
18:30 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
18:45 Sportsday
Sport A round-up of the day's sporting events.
CBBC
18:00 Get 100
Children Gameshow presented by Reggie Yates where the aim of the game is to get 100. Four contestants compete in this razor-sharp quiz where the answers to all the questions are numbers between one and 99. The power is in the points; playing the points perfectly puts the winner in the Friday Final with the chance to choose from the ultimate prize pod.
18:30 Sorcerer's Apprentice
Children It's the beginning of an exciting magical journey for 14 lucky children. A master magician, the Sorcerer, is looking for an apprentice and has hand-picked 7 boys and 7 girls to attend his magic school where they will compete with each other for the title of The Sorcerer's Apprentice. On arrival at their new school the 14 spell bound children come face to face with the Sorcerer, are introduced to the magic school rules and witness the mysteries of magic first hand.
CBeebies
18:00 CBeebies Bedtime Hour:The Story Makers
Inside Out
Children When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and create new stories ready for the children who are coming in the morning. Jelly, Jackson and Byron have a dressing up race.
18:20 In the Night Garden
Who's Next on the Pinky Ponk
Children The Tombliboos decide to ride in the Pinky Ponk, but it keeps landing to allow someone else to board. The fun is to guess who is getting on next from the clues out of the window. Finally, the teeny tiny Pontipines board - but they are so small that nobody notices them arrive!
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ITV1 Anglia
18:00 Anglia Tonight
News and Current Affairs News, features and sport from around the east of England. Presented by Clare Weller and Stephen Lee in the east, and Caroline Oldrey and Tim Curtis in the west.
18:30 ITV Evening News; Weather
News and Current Affairs The latest national and international news.
ITV3
18:10 Home to Roost
Thought for the Day
Sitcom Sitcom about a divorced father whose life is disrupted when his son moves in. Matthew is looking forward to taking his father's new lodger out on the town to have fun and meet some girls, but will the lodger want to go?
18:40 Film File
Interests Movie show with the latest releases, star interviews and clips from the films.
18:50 Jeeves and Wooster
Comedy Based on the stories by P G Wodehouse. Bertie is told by Aunt Dahlia to retrieve a silver cream jug from Sir Watkyn Bassett, the magistrate who once fined him for stealing a policeman's helmet. The mission seems doomed until Jeeves discovers the dark secret behind the leader of the Black Short Movement.
ITV4
18:00 Used Car Roadshow
Drama Jason Dawe and Penny Mallory help buyer Andrew Connolly find an economical diesel on a budget of four grand. Zoe Hardman and Rob Hallam take a trip to the car auctions to discover the latest bargains, and Jason gets excited when a Volvo 262 Coupe turns up to remind him of those teenage kicks. UPDATED LISTING: A new addition to the schedule, which replaces The Saint.
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Channel 4
18:00 The Simpsons
Moaning Lisa
Animation Child genius Lisa Simpson finds herself trapped in a world that doesn't understand her.
18:30 Hollyoaks
Soap Russ and Dominic's joint stag night involves hand cuffs, a stripper and an unimpressed Tina, while Mercedes has a flirtatious time on her hen night, which gives Russ the jitters.
More4
18:00 3 Minute Wonder
Some Thoughts by Karl Pilkington
Drama A series of short films exploring the workings of Karl Pilkington's mind. Here, Karl discusses his thoughts on knowledge and suggests that the Big Bang may only have seemed big because of the absence of other noise.
18:05 Deal or No Deal
Game show Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Viewers can enter a daily prize draw, with a cash prize of up to 10,000 pounds, by calling . Calls cost a pound; mobile and other network rates may vary. Lines open and close during the programme.
Film4
18:40 Jean de Florette
film Rich epic set in the sunburned hills of Provence, based on the novel by Marcel Pagnol. When a family of newcomers from the city arrive in the countryside, a coarse villager hopes to drive them off the land and take it over for himself. He keeps to himself the knowledge that their land sits over a rich natural spring.
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Five
18:00 Home and Away
Soap Jack jeopardises his career in a bid to save Martha. Stranded in the bush, Kim delivers Kit's baby - but their bliss is soon shattered by an unthinkable tragedy.
18:30 Becker
Becker the Elder
Sitcom Sitcom about an outspoken doctor. Becker isn't too enthusiastic when he gets a surprise visit from his estranged father.
Five Life
18:00 Rich Bride, Poor Bride
A Little Bit Rock 'n' Roll
Documentary Reality series in which a professional wedding planner helps couples plan their big day. Ashley and Frank plan a rock 'n' roll wedding to reflect their personalities. Throwing aside tradition, the couple also opt for live goldfish centrepieces and a white leather wedding dress.
18:30 Home and Away
Soap More drama from Summer Bay.
Five US
18:00 The Fall Guy
Colt Breaks Out
Drama Action series about a stuntman turned crime fighter. Colt and his stuntman friends impersonate a rogue biker gang in an attempt to rescue a friend framed for murder.
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Sky Three
18:00 Vroom Vroom
Interests Funny and informative automobile show presented by Jon Desborough, Brendan Coogan, Lisa Rogers and Emma Parker Bowles. Kate Lawler attempts the Cat and Mouse challenge, and Emma visits a motoring stunt school where she is tied to the back of a car and dragged along the ground as well as through a ring of fire.
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BBC1 South East
19:00 The One Show
Entertainment Adrian Chiles and Nadia Sawalha present a magazine series featuring a mix of interviews, topical reports and features from around the UK.
19:30 Open All Hours
The Cool Cocoa in Lid
Sitcom Sitcom about miserly shopkeeper Arkwright and his downtrodden nephew and assistant, Granville. Granville tries to shed his old image with the help of some snappy threads and sunglasses, complete with a medallion made from a cocoa tin lid.
BBC2
19:00 Saving Planet Earth UK
Environment Michaela Strachan leads a group of celebrities campaigning to save the UK's endangered wildlife. Welsh rapper Maggot goes looking for leatherback turtles, former SAS soldier Chris Ryan hunts for adders in Northumberland, Josie d'Arby visits a spooky house in the Cotswold to spot some bats and former cricketer Jonathan Agnew tracks down mountain hares.
19:30 Johnny Kingdom: A Year On Exmoor
Farewell Old Friend
Documentary Grave-digger and amateur cameraman Johnny Kingdom films the wildlife of the moors and woodlands of Exmoor. It's summer and Johnny has great news - he's managed to buy the land that his badger hide is on. But his excitement is overshadowed by worries about Bambi, his three-legged pet deer, whose leg is getting worse. As he tries to come to terms with this, the village ask him to open their biggest annual event, the Bishops Nympton Flower Show - a great honour, but also a daunting prospect.
BBC3
19:00 Say No to the Knife
Documentary Documentary series in which stylist Linzi Boyd and psychotherapist Rachel Morris have four weeks to try to dissuade people from having plastic surgery. Sally is six-foot tall and thinks a nose job and a breast uplift would make her feel prettier and more confident. Ross has always struggled with his weight and now believes surgery is the only way to get rid of this excess fat. He wants liposuction on his stomach and man boobs, and is even considering a gastric band.
BBC4
19:00 World News Today
Current affairs The latest news from around the world.
19:30 Indian School
East Meets West
Education Series about life in two secondary schools in the IT boom city of Pune, India. Exposure to western music and the internet is changing teenage tastes, and 14-year-old Viraj has just had a big break by landing a role in a Bollywood blockbuster. But classical singer Varsha and dancer Jenny are passionate about India's traditions and they're on a mission to save their culture.
BBC News 24
19:00 News 24 Tonight
News and Current Affairs Bringing together the best of the BBC's journalism each day from all the BBC's television outlets and featuring the best of the day's stories.
BBC Parliament
19:30 House of Lords
Current affairs Recorded coverage of House of Lords proceedings from yesterday.
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ITV1 Anglia
19:00 Emmerdale
Soap Ashley and Sam are worried when Emily goes missing. Eli starts to drive a wedge between Marlon and Luke. Terry competes with Duke - accidentally smashing a window. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/emmerdale.
19:30 Coronation Street
Soap Liz comes clean about her affair - but will word get back to Vernon? There's karaoke comedy as Gail and Sally get musical. Rosie starts her new job. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/coronationstreet.
ITV2
19:00 The New Adventures of Superman
Bob and Carol and Lois and Clark
Drama More superhero adventures with the man of steel. Lois and Clark discover that they have more in common with their new friends, Bob and Carol Stanford, than anyone could have imagined.
ITV4
19:00 Tour de France Highlights
Sport Stage four - 190km from Villers-Cotterets to Joigny. The fourth category climbs will mean plenty of attacks, so the teams that have a top sprinter in their ranks will have a hard day's work if they want the stage to end with another shootout between the likes of Tom Boonen and Robbie McEwen. Presented by Gary Imlach, with commentary by Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwen, and reports from Ned Boulting.
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Channel 4
19:00 Channel 4 News
News and Current Affairs Including sport and weather.
19:55 3 Minute Wonder: No Smoking Please
The Shisha Boys
Drama Series of short films to mark the smoking ban coming into force across England. A group of young friends from London reflect on the possibility of losing their favourite shisha cafe.
More4
19:00 Grand Designs
Belfast
Interests Kevin McCloud presents the series which follows Britain's most ambitious house-building projects. Young architect Thomas O'Hare and his wife Dervla are building a modern, split-level home cut into a steep hillside in Belfast. With a fast-track building programme to complete in record time, and Dervla project-managing for the first time, are their plans on the slippery slope?
E4
19:00 Hollyoaks
Soap Russ disappears on the morning of the wedding, worried that he can't trust Mercedes. Tina is adamant she won't marry Dominic. Warren tells Louise he was with Mercedes when Clare was pushed.
19:30 Big Brother's Little Brother
Entertainment Dermot O'Leary comes live from the Big Brother nerve centre, bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.
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Five
19:00 five news
News and Current Affairs National and international news.
19:15 Game Ranger Diaries
Documentary Kwame Kwei-Armah narrates a documentary series following the day-to-day life on Kenya's busiest private game reserve. This programme focuses on the staging of the Safaricom marathon, the biggest date in Lewa's calendar. The arrival of 700 runners always brings disruption to the wildlife and potential danger to the athletes taking part - and this year is no exception.
Five Life
19:00 Laguna Beach
What Happens in Cabo...
Entertainment A look at the lifestyle of one of the wealthiest beach communities in the world as spring break fever hits Cabo.
19:30 Laguna Beach
The Best Part of Breaking Up
Entertainment A look at the lifestyle of one of the wealthiest beach communities in the world as the gang hit San Francisco for a Blink 182 concert.
Five US
19:00 Golf: The US PGA Tour
AT&T National
Sport Highlights from the richest golf tour on the planet, as the world's top golfers travel to Maryland for the AT&T National at the Congressional Country Club in Potomac.
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Sky Three
19:00 Into the Death Zone: Firewalkers
Documentary Documentary about the men and women who risk their lives studying the movement of lava and trying to find out how eruptions can be prevented.
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BBC1 South East
20:00 The National Lottery Jet Set 2012
Game show Eamonn Holmes presents a fast-moving Olympic-themed quiz show that offers contestants a chance to win a once-in-a-lifetime trip across the globe. Includes the Dream Number draw from Lottery HQ.
20:30 Vet Safari
Documentary Series following an English pet vet turned African big game vet and her family. On assignment in Namibia, the family are testing wild lions for the FIV virus and Emma's skills are put to the test when she has to dart and sedate some young lion cubs. Phoebe meets a feisty cheetah orphan with a broken leg, which Emma operates on. Everyone celebrates Phoebe's second birthday on the Namibia coast. Shaun tracks an illusive Brown Hyena in the Namib Desert as part of an important environmental project.
BBC2
20:00 Alastair Campbell Diaries
The Other Man in the Room
Documentary OK, after the events of recent weeks, you may feel that another programme about Tony Blair is more than you can bear. But this three-part series promises to be something special. Based on the personal diaries kept by his former press secretary, Alastair Campbell, it gives a unique perspective on many of the key moments of Blair's ten-year premiership. Campbell himself reads excerpts about, among other things, the election campaigns, the death of Diana, Princess of Wales, the BBC/Andrew Gilligan row and Iraq, and the result is an unfolding narrative of exactly what Blair and the Government were thinking at the time. "There is no hindsight!" trumpets the press release, from which we are to assume that, for once, history won't be rewritten. It should be riveting. RT reviewer - Jane Rackham
BBC3
20:00 Anthea Turner: The Perfect Housewife
No Genre Series in which Anthea Turner attempts to revolutionise the running of Britain's households by teaching hopeless housewives how to become domestic goddesses at her country mansion. Stephanie and Jenny enrol at Anthea's remedial school and take classes in flower arranging and household organisation, and learn how to knock out a pizza. Once school's out they return to confront their horrendous homes and put their lessons to good use.
BBC4
20:00 Thoroughly Modern: The Typewriter
Documentary Documentary series about objects the Edwardians either invented or advanced. The QWERTY keyboard appears on every computer, but surprisingly it was created by engineers to slow typing down rather than speed it up. The typewriter was used by Edwardian suffragettes and credited with getting women into the workplace, but was it actually the great liberator it's seen to be?
20:30 Masterpieces of the East
The Golden Throne
Documentary Series revealing the stories behind iconic artefacts from the Indian subcontinent. This edition examines a golden ceremonial throne made for the Maharaja Ranjit Singh of the Punjab by Indian craftsmen in the 19th century. Now housed in the V & A museum, it still exudes a sense of the power of the man who once ruled from it.
BBC News 24
20:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
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ITV1 Anglia
20:00 The Bill: Cop Killer
Drama Second of two parts. Sun Hill is still reeling from the murder of Billy and the attack on Doug. Greg Farnham is their prime suspect in both cases - he blames the police for the death of his daughter, and the officers believe that he's out for revenge. But Nikki fails to identify Greg in the line up. Determined to make an arrest, she and Sally follow him to a friend's house. Getting into the car, Nikki has a knife held to her throat. Will the cop killer attack a third time? www.thebill.com.
ITV2
20:00 Holiday Showdown: Extreme
Egypt v Tenerife
Documentary Reality series in which two families who have never met spend two weeks together on each other's favourite holidays. This week, the teetotal Wilson family swap holidays with the heavy-drinking patriotic Kent family. On the Wilsons' holiday in Egypt, tensions rise between the families when the disgusted Kents are are told they must only eat Egyptian food. However, when the Kents take the Wilsons to Tenerife, it is the Wilsons' turn to be shocked by the antics of the Kent family.
ITV3
20:00 Agatha Christie's Poirot
The Adventure of the Egyptian Tomb
Drama A team of international archaeologists in Egypt break the seal of the tomb of King Men-Her-Ra for the first time in 3000 years. Moments later, the leader of the group, Sir John Willard, drops dead of a heart attack. Poirot is called upon to consider whether he is the victim of the tomb's legendary curse, or whether there is a more mortal explanation for his death.
ITV4
20:00 Friday Night Lights
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes
Drama Series, inspired by the book and the film, about families, friendships, dreams and heartbreaks in the fictional town of Dillon, Texas. Coach Taylor gets a job offer, but Julie insists she will not be moved away from Matt and Dillon. The quad rugby recruiters in Austin deliver bad news to Jason. Riggins becomes friends with a single mother and her son.
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Channel 4
20:00 Location, Location, Location
Consumer Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two couples with different budgets search for new homes. The duo travel to Hastings, with Kirstie scouring the market for a two-bedroom house on a budget of just 160,000 pounds and Phil hunting for a family home for a chic couple.
More4
20:00 More4 News
News and Current Affairs Kylie Morris hosts the weekday news programme, presenting the latest headlines and inviting views from a wide range of guests.
20:30 The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Current affairs Award-winning late-night chat show with comic reports and sketches on American current affairs with satirist Jon Stewart.
E4
20:00 Friends
The One with the Nap Partners
Sitcom Rachel and Phoebe compete to be Monica's maid of honour. Joey and Ross find themselves in awkward positions after a nap. Monica insists that Chandler apologise to an ex-girlfriend for dumping her because of a weight gain.
20:30 Friends
The One with Ross's Library Book
Sitcom Monica runs into Janice and accidentally invites her to the wedding. Ross is upset that his book is in the section of the library where students go to make out. Rachel and Phoebe encourage Joey to keep seeing a girl that they like.
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Five
20:00 The Diet Doctors: Top to Toe
Health Dr Wendy Denning and nutritionist Vicki Edgson search out the top ten body parts people hate most and give advice on how to fix them through diet. Fungal feet, bingo wings and bloated tummies all come under the microscope. Superfit former showjumper Oliver Skeete volunteers to illustrate the shocking effects of a high-fat cheese diet.
Five Life
20:00 Getting on the Property Ladder
Chiswick
Interests Property show with Tony Jacobs. With the average price of a London home now approaching 300,000 pounds, it's no wonder first-time buyers struggle to get a foot on the property ladder, but this week city slickers Rachel and Dave decide to give up their comfortable rented Chiswick flat and start the search for their very first home. Rachel and Dave both work in high-pressure PR jobs in the city and are looking for a quiet retreat.
Five US
20:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
To Halve and to Hold
Drama Drama series about a team of forensic investigators in Las Vegas. Grissom and Catherine must assemble the pieces of a skeleton apparently cut up with a saw and scattered in the desert. Meanwhile, Sara and Warrick investigate the death of a male stripper who died shortly after performing at a bachelorette party.
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Sky Three
20:00 Futurama
The Problem with Popplers
Animation Futuristic cartoon comedy. The whole world becomes addicted to little creatures that the Planet Express team brings back from a remote planet.
20:30 Futurama
Mother's Day
Animation Futuristic cartoon comedy. Mother's Day in the year 3000 honours the owner of Mom's Friendly Robot Company. Unfortunately, Mom wants to celebrate this year by taking over the world - and only some romantic moves from the Professor can stop her!
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BBC1 South East
21:00 Who Do You Think You Are?
Nicky Campbell
Documentary Though unfortunately preview DVDs were not available, this sounds like a touching story to launch the BBC's Family Wanted fostering campaign, which runs across BBC television and radio with two weeks of special programmes. It follows the quest of radio and television presenter Nicky Campbell to trace the roots, not, unusually, of his birth family, but of his adoptive family - the people he thinks of as his real mum and dad (Campbell was adopted in 1961, a few days after he was born). Campbell's search takes him to the birthplace of his grandfather in Brisbane, Australia, where he makes some uncomfortable discoveries about his grandfather's childhood. RT reviewer - Alison Graham
BBC2
21:00 Rome
Drama "Atia of the Julii, I call for justice!" These haunting words echo through an awkward, nasty episode that nonetheless has stunning moments. The caller is Servilia, coated in ashes and kneeling outside Atia's front door like a creature from the underworld. With all that's happened between the two of them (poisoning, torture and so on) she could be forgiven for bearing a grudge; sure enough when she finally gets to deliver her curse on Atia, it chills the blood. Look out for Octavia's reaction to the scene and cast your mind back: she and Servilia were once lovers. That was after Octavia's first husband was killed by her own mother and she was promised to Pompey, but before she fell madly in love with Agrippa - do keep up. Anyway, tonight, the poor girl's troubled love life takes a turn for the very much worse. RT reviewer - David Butcher
BBC3
21:00 Stigmata
film Provocative thriller in which a priest from the Vatican is sent to investigate claims that an atheist woman from a small town is displaying stigmata - the wounds of Christ - on her wrists and forehead.
BBC4
21:00 Crisis at the Castle
Kelburn Castle
Documentary Can this week's bumbling lord of a money-sucking manor save his ancestral home from ruin? Elderly Lord Glasgow's first attempt to impress day-trippers to Kelburn Castle in Ayrshire has a Pythonesque absurdity. He decides to . . . build Scotland's biggest ever egg! The result, as constructed by one of his staff, is a 15ft-long, gleaming white Womble's nose. "I had a dream the other day that in the autumn we could make a giant acorn, but I'm not going to mention it," says the utterly spent egg builder. This series is gloriously witty and reminds you that fl y-on-the-wall still has legs, so long as the stories and characters ooze eccentricity and warmth. Glasgow, his dedicated team and family are adorable. You want them to succeed; possibly build an even bigger egg. RT reviewer - Ruth Margolis
BBC News 24
21:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs Twenty four hours a day - the latest national and international stories as they break. Including Entertainment 24 with the latest showbiz news.
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ITV1 Anglia
21:00 Wire in the Blood
The Colour of Amber
Drama I've always had three specific problems with Wire in the Blood. First, and most important, its deeply unpleasant and graphic violence, mainly against women in general and prostitutes in particular. Second, Robson Green's twitchiness as psychological profiler Tony Hill, and third its wholly absurd premise that senior detectives would allow a civilian (Hill) to, to all intents and purposes, run a murder investigation. The combination of all three has frequently left Wire in the Blood as an overheated mess. But in this first episode of a new series things have calmed down considerably. There are no eviscerated prostitutes, and Green's performance is more understated. You'll still have to gulp hard, though, to swallow the fact that once more Hill is, effectively, in charge of a high-profile police investigation when a young girl is abducted. The story is handled well and there are some good twists, with a terrific performance from Adjoa Andoh as the missing girl's stricken mother. RT reviewer - Alison Graham
ITV2
21:00 Election
film Cynical, acerbic comedy about the battle to become student body president, fought between a vindictive teacher and an obnoxious over-achieving student. While the student feels she has earned the title through her many extracurricular activities and strenuous campaigning, the teacher, whose friend's career was ruined by the same student, believes she must be stopped and persuades a popular football player to stand against her.
ITV3
21:00 Rising Damp
That's My Boy
Sitcom Sitcom about the landlord of a run-down boarding house. Rigsby returns home to find two unexpected arrivals - Miss Jones and a baby. As babies are against house rules, Rigsby demands that it be removed.
21:30 The Sunshine Boys
Episode 1
film Comedy about two feuding ex-vaudevillians who reluctantly agree to bury the hatchet and reunite for a TV special. The reasons for their comeback are mainly financial, but that does not stop the arguments continuing from the very first rehearsal. Neil Simon's screenplay, based on his Broadway hit, was nominated for an Oscar - as was Walter Matthau's performance.
ITV4
21:00 Homicide: Life on the Street
Baby, It's You
Drama Police drama series. Assistant district attorneys Jack McCoy and Jamie Ross realise they must follow up the leads of their only witness, Johnny Ramirez, a spurned admirer who claims he saw the victim being assaulted.
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Channel 4
21:00 Big Brother
Documentary Highlights from the past 24 hours in the Big Brother house.
More4
21:00 Secret Millionaire
Paul Williams
Documentary Series in which a millionaire goes undercover in a deprived area in the hope of changing someone's life with a cheque for tens of thousands of pounds. Self-made man Paul Williams and his 20-year-old son Ben spend ten days on the Thorntree estate in Middlesbrough, one of the poorest areas in Britain.
E4
21:00 One Tree Hill
You Call it Madness, But I Call it Love
Drama American drama series. Lucy discovers who witnessed his uncle's killing a year ago. Peyton's decision not to attend the prom leads to dire consequences. Dan tries to win Karen's affections.
Film4
21:00 The Core
film Disaster thriller. Experiments by the US Government play havoc with the Earth's core, putting the planet in grave danger. A group of scientists must journey to the centre of the Earth to save the human race from destruction.
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Five
21:00 Collateral Damage
film Explosive action thriller in which a firefighter, frustrated at the lack of progress being made in the investigation into a terrorist bombing which killed his wife and child, decides to go after those responsible himself.
Five Life
21:00 Bad Girls
Drama Drama series set in a women's prison. With Jim back in uniform, Neil desperately needs a new Wing Governor, and, as Karen turns him down, the only candidate left is Sylvia. Crystal has a crisis of faith at Baxter's funeral. Mark decides to try to trace the child Buki abandoned. Shaz and Maxi square up to each other, and the outcome is devastating. The canteen scam is discovered.
Five US
21:00 Shark
Blind Trust
Drama US drama about a charismatic former defence attorney who switches sides by joining the prosecutor's office. Stark puts his career on the line when he tries to bail out an old friend and lands himself in the middle of a murder case; and Julie's arrest for drink-driving comes to the fore.
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Sky Three
21:00 Best of Bones
The Woman at the Airport
Drama Scientific crime drama series about a novel-writing forensic anthropologist who is called in to assist with murder cases and is teamed with a sceptical FBI agent. The duo investigate when a woman's body part is found at Los Angeles airport.
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BBC1 South East
22:00 BBC News; Regional News; Weather
News and Current Affairs The latest news and weather.
22:35 The National Lottery Draws
Entertainment Jenni Falconer presents the midweek Dream Number, Thunderball and Lotto draws.
22:40 How Young Can I Get?
Documentary Documentary in which, over a two-month period, 41-year-old single mum Nicky Taylor tries a huge variety of anti-ageing treatments in a bid to turn back the clock. She even looks at what plastic surgery, both here and abroad, could do for her.
BBC2
22:00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Game show Comedy pop quiz with host Simon Amstell and team captains Bill Bailey and Phill Jupitus. Guests are singers Jamelia and Lily Allen, 80s rocker Steve Strange and comedian Mark Watson.
22:30 Newsnight
News and Current Affairs Emily Maitlis introduces comprehensive coverage of the day's important national and international news stories.
BBC3
22:40 Last Man Standing
Tarahumara Endurance Race
Entertainment Series in which a group of twenty-something athletic adventurers from the UK and the USA compete for glory against tribal champions in some of the remotest corners of the globe, with the ultimate aim of being crowned the last man standing. In the mountains of west Mexico they run a marathon-length race against Tarahumara Indians, some of the greatest natural endurance runners in the world. They must wear local sandals and learn to kick a small wooden ball over a snake-infested canyon course.
BBC4
22:00 Office Tigers: Storyville
Documentary Four-part series which goes inside the closed world of Western corporate outsourcing in the Indian town of Chennai. It's based around the ambitious Office Tiger employees such as Amita and Sunita, who eagerly soak up the language and style of their bosses while holding on to the aspects of their own culture that serve them best, and the Americans who strive to guide them, including Joe (co-CEO), a former Goldman Sachs banker who never sleeps and is always asking his workers for more effort.
22:30 Togas on TV
Documentary A look at how ancient Rome has been depicted on TV over the years, from the sublime heights of I, Claudius to the cheerful ridiculousness of Up Pompeii. Contributors include Sian Phillips, Brian Blessed and Terry Jones.
BBC News 24
22:00 BBC Ten O'Clock News Hour
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world, the day's sport and business plus reviews of tomorrow's papers.
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ITV1 Anglia
22:30 ITV News; Weather
News and Current Affairs The latest national and international news, plus national weather. Including local news programmes.
ITV4
22:00 Christine
film Chiller about a 1958 Plymouth Fury that develops a sinister will of its own. Beneath the car's shiny exterior lurks a devious mind that will stop at nothing to get its own way. As the vehicle gains more power and understanding of the world, it goes on a terrifying hunt, mowing down its owner's enemies. From the novel by Stephen King.
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Channel 4
22:00 Brothers and Sisters
Date Night
Drama Drama series following the lives of an extended California family. In an effort to move on from her husband's death, Nora goes on a date with another man, but things don't go quite as well as she had planned. Kitty decides to go on a very awkward double-date with Jonathan and Warren, and Kevin connects with Scotty.
More4
22:00 Secret Millionaire
Emma Harrison
Documentary Series in which a millionaire goes undercover in a deprived area in the hope of changing someone's life with a cheque for tens of thousands of pounds. Britain's richest female entrepreneur, Emma Harrison, cleans toilets in Dagenham while looking for someone to share her fortune.
E4
22:00 Big Brother's Big Mouth
Entertainment The Big Brother debate show giving fans, journalists, relatives of the housemates and obsessives the chance to air their opinions of this year's housemates.
22:30 My Name Is Earl
Larceny of a Kitty Cat
Sitcom Second season of the hit US comedy. Earl sabotages a cat show in Joy's favour and Randy falls for the owner of a prize winning cat, despite being allergic to felines.
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Five Life
22:00 ASBO Teen to Beauty Queen
Documentary Reality series in which nine tearaway teens from Greater Manchester attempt to transform themselves into glamorous beauty queens in just six weeks under the tutelage of former American beauty queen Michelle Fryatt. In this first episode, Michelle meets the nine young ladies and soon realises that she has her work cut out for her.
Five US
22:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
The Finger
Drama Drama series about a team of forensic investigators in Las Vegas. A kidnapper instructs Catherine to accompany a man delivering a million dollar ransom in order to prevent the death of the man's abducted mistress.
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Sky Three
22:00 Best of Bones
Woman in the Car
Drama Scientific crime drama series about a novel-writing forensic anthropologist who is called in to assist with murder cases and is teamed with a sceptical FBI agent. A burned-out car with a charred body and kid's shoe leads the team to a high-profile case.
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23:00 |
BBC1 South East
23:40 Hideous Kinky
film In the early 70s a young English mother of two arrives in Morocco in search of meaning and adventure, accompanied by her two daughters, aged six and eight. Seen through the girls' eyes, the trip is full of glorious life and colour, but it is also beset by confusion, a worrying shortage of money and the group's discovery that their new-found freedom comes at a price.
BBC2
23:20 BBC Four on BBC Two:Marcus Brigstocke's Trophy People
Model Flying
Entertainment Comedian Marcus Brigstocke spends a weekend in the sunshine, wind and rain at the National British Model Flying Championships, held at RAF Barkston Heath. These may only be models, but the competition is taken very seriously - wives and girlfriends are left at home as the men take to the airfield and battle it out to become the British champion.
23:50 BBC Four on BBC Two:Marcus Brigstocke's Trophy People
Scrabble
Entertainment Comedian Marcus Brigstocke minds his Ps and Qs at the National Scrabble Championships held in London, where he finds out that Britain has some of the best competitive scrabble players in the world. Training becomes important as tactics and word scores are analysed and no-one wants to lose. The prize money may be small, but the winner can look forward a place in scrabble history.
BBC3
23:40 Booze Birds
No Genre Nicky Taylor hits the drinking circuits of Britain to investigate what's going on with women on their nights out, asking how big is the problem, is the binge drinking to blame and what the link is between alcohol and aggression.
BBC4
23:30 Crisis at the Castle
Kelburn Castle
Documentary Documentary series following three aristocratic families struggling to hang on to their historic homes. The Boyles have lived at Kelburn Castle on the Ayrshire coast since the 12th century and were once one of the wealthiest families in Scotland. The current occupant, Patrick Boyle, 10th Earl of Glasgow, believed that by creating a country park and opening up the castle for dinners and tours he could make Kelburn pay for itself, but he has lurched from one financial crisis to another.
BBC News 24
23:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
23:30 HARDtalk
Current affairs Interviews with newsworthy personalities.
BBC Parliament
23:00 The Record
Current affairs Highlights of the day in Parliament presented by Tessa Duggleby.
23:30 Prime Minister's Questions
Current affairs Coverage of questions to the Prime Minister in the House of Commons.
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ITV1 Anglia
23:00 Britain's Youngest Boozers
Documentary Documentary focusing on seven young people whose lives have been blighted by alcohol. From 13-year-olds with regular drinking habits to a 19-year-old who died after a drinking game, the programme reveals the disturbing truth about alcohol-dependency among the under-25s, and asks why Britain's teenagers are so keen to get drunk. Narrated by Fiona Foster.
ITV2
23:00 Coronation Street
Soap Liz comes clean about her affair - but will word get back to Vernon? There's karaoke comedy as Gail and Sally get musical. Rosie starts her new job. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/coronationstreet.
23:30 Katie & Peter: The Baby Diaries
Entertainment Britain's number one celebrity couple introduce the first part of their journal covering the last weeks before Katie gives birth to her third child. Katie and Peter discover that they are having a girl - much to Katie's delight. As the couple get ready for her birthday party at a local Thai restaurant, a heated row breaks out because Katie doesn't have enough time to prepare herself. And after cooling off in the car, Peter joins Katie and her family and friends in the restaurant.
ITV3
23:45 Jeeves and Wooster
Comedy Based on the stories by P G Wodehouse. Bertie is told by Aunt Dahlia to retrieve a silver cream jug from Sir Watkyn Bassett, the magistrate who once fined him for stealing a policeman's helmet. The mission seems doomed until Jeeves discovers the dark secret behind the leader of the Black Short Movement.
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Channel 4
23:05 Will and Grace
The Hole Truth
Sitcom Exclusive eighth series of the hit US sitcom about two best friends, one straight, one gay. Jack starts dating Baby Glenn the day before Will's charity auction and carnival.
23:35 Hard-Fi: Video Exclusive
Music and Arts Exclusive showing of Hard-Fi's new video, Suburban Knights.
23:40 Sugar Rush
Drama Drama series about a teenage girl exploring her sexual identity. After Kim's accidental overdose, Stella is worried but doesn't want to talk to her daughter herself. Kim is sent to a psychiatrist and, although initailly hostile, she opens up about her problems.
More4
23:05 Bodyshock
The 80-Year-Old Children
Documentary Series looking at extreme cases in human science. A family in a remote Indian village have five children with progeria, a rare disease that rapidly accelerates the ageing process. Progeria usually occurs in one in four million births, so what does the future hold for this unique family?
E4
23:00 Brothers and Sisters
For the Children
Drama Drama series about an apparently normal LA family hiding numerous secrets. The Walker family's private life is exposed at a very embarrassing public forum.
Film4
23:30 Rita, Sue and Bob Too
film Riotous sex comedy in which two bored teenage girls escape the squalor of their life in the slums of Bradford when their babysitting job turns into a `menage a trois' with a married man.
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Five
23:10 Disorderly Conduct
Entertainment US documentary series featuring footage of real-life car crashes, drug busts, high-speed pursuits and more.
Five Life
23:00 Programmes start at 6.00am
No Genre
Five US
23:00 Men in Black II
film Action-packed sequel to the sci-fi comedy about a top secret government task force set up to deal with unruly extraterrestrials. An MIB agent turns to the only man who can help him save the world from a rampaging, shape-shifting alien which has taken on the outward appearance of a sexy lingerie model.
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Sky Three
23:00 Road Wars
Entertainment Series following Thames Valley Police's proactive squad. The rapid response unit tracks and apprehends criminals, using high-tech surveillance equipment and unmarked cars.
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BBC2
00:20 Proof
Drama Four-part thriller set in Dublin exploring the murky side of European finance, human trafficking and Irish politics. Terry goes to the press with his story and the disc as Myles Carrick's campaign reaches its climax. The girls from the club are herded into the woods to await their fate. The Garda finally raid Endigo Entertainment's premises on Danita's evidence.
BBC3
00:35 Say No to the Knife
Documentary Documentary series in which stylist Linzi Boyd and psychotherapist Rachel Morris have four weeks to try to dissuade people from having plastic surgery. Sally is six-foot tall and thinks a nose job and a breast uplift would make her feel prettier and more confident. Ross has always struggled with his weight and now believes surgery is the only way to get rid of this excess fat. He wants liposuction on his stomach and man boobs, and is even considering a gastric band.
BBC4
00:30 Masterpieces of the East
The Golden Throne
Documentary Series revealing the stories behind iconic artefacts from the Indian subcontinent. This edition examines a golden ceremonial throne made for the Maharaja Ranjit Singh of the Punjab by Indian craftsmen in the 19th century. Now housed in the V & A museum, it still exudes a sense of the power of the man who once ruled from it.
BBC News 24
00:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
00:30 World Business Report
Business Presenting not just the headlines, but the explanations behind the headlines, and an examination of the trends in technology and the world of business.
BBC Parliament
00:00 Political Highlights
Current affairs Recorded coverage of political highlights.
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ITV1 Anglia
00:00 ITV Play: Glitterball
Interests Join us for a ground breaking, glamorous world of winning where you can take the cash or splash out on the trip of a lifetime.
ITV2
00:30 Hollywood Lives: Fame and Fortune
Documentary Series that takes a look at modern-day living in Hollywood, focusing here on the cult of the Hollywood wannabe. In the early 1990s, the TV series Hollywood Women interviewed Anna Nicole Smith, who had only recently arrived in Tinseltown looking for fame. Now, her friends reveal how she was controlled and manipulated by those around her, and how her death has also been exploited by anyone looking to make money. Plus, meet some of the young British hopefuls trying to break into the industry.
ITV3
00:55 Heartbeat
Snapped
Drama Drama series set in 1960s Yorkshire. After being sacked, a man goes berserk but Greengrass is on hand with a plan. Aidensfield becomes the location for a fashion photo shoot, and Nick's relationship with Jo is put to the test.
ITV4
00:10 Tour de France Highlights
Sport Stage four - 190km from Villers-Cotterets to Joigny. The fourth category climbs will mean plenty of attacks, so the teams that have a top sprinter in their ranks will have a hard day's work if they want the stage to end with another shootout between the likes of Tom Boonen and Robbie McEwen. Presented by Gary Imlach, with commentary by Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwen, and reports from Ned Boulting.
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Channel 4
00:10 The Iraq Commission
Current affairs Series of televised hearings in which an independent Foreign Policy Centre inquiry hear expert testimony about Britain's involvement in Iraq. The panel, chaired by Lord Paddy Ashdown, Baroness Margaret Jay and Lord Tom King, will then present their findings to Gordon Brown and the leaders of the main political parties. The former Iraqi Finance Minister, Dr Ali Allawi, calls for a timetable for withdrawal from his home country. Other witnesses include Bayan Rahman and Simon Maxwell.
More4
00:10 Commander in Chief
Wind beneath My Wing
Drama Drama series set at the highest level of the American government headed by the country's first ever female president. Mack is on a fundraising trip when her plane, Air Force One, is hijacked by an embittered Vietnam War veteran.
E4
00:00 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest action live and direct from the Big Brother house.
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Five
00:10 PartyPoker.com - Poker Den: The Big Game
Sport Roland de Wolfe, Barry Hearn, John Magill, Phil Curtis, Kenna James, Tony G, Liz Lieu and Andy Greekfish all make their moves in the Poker Den in East London with high stakes on offer in the Partypoker Big Game.
Five US
00:30 Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Comedy US version of the improvised comedy series hosted by Drew Carey. Featuring the Bitter Divorce Award Show, Noah of Noah's Ark fame, and two musketeers.
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Sky Three
00:00 Mile High
Soap Drama series about a flight crew working for a budget airline. As Captains Croker and Peterson sit tests to keep their stripes, Janis and Rachel cause mayhem. Will they scupper the Captains' efforts?
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01:00 |
BBC1 South East
01:20 Sign Zone:Coast
Cardiff to St. David's
Documentary The team's journey starts in Cardiff marina, takes in the Gower Peninsula and finishes in Britain's smallest city, St David's. Neil Oliver accompanies Babs, the land speed record-breaking car from the 1920s, on its return to Pendine Sands. Mark Horton explores how Swansea's monopoly of the world copper trade sped Nelson towards his victory at the battle of Trafalgar. Miranda Krestovnikoff joins the dolphins who come to the Welsh coast to raise their young.
BBC2
01:10 Proof
Drama Four-part thriller set in Dublin exploring the murky side of European finance, human trafficking and Irish politics. Myles Carrick goes to the polls to cast his own vote. The police net closes on the illegal trafficking racket. As the Corcoran family deal with the death of their father, Terry struggles to convince Maureen about the authenticity of his story.
BBC3
01:35 Last Man Standing
Tarahumara Endurance Race
Entertainment Series in which a group of twenty-something athletic adventurers from the UK and the USA compete for glory against tribal champions in some of the remotest corners of the globe, with the ultimate aim of being crowned the last man standing. In the mountains of west Mexico they run a marathon-length race against Tarahumara Indians, some of the greatest natural endurance runners in the world. They must wear local sandals and learn to kick a small wooden ball over a snake-infested canyon course.
BBC4
01:00 Indian School
East Meets West
Education Series about life in two secondary schools in the IT boom city of Pune, India. Exposure to western music and the internet is changing teenage tastes, and 14-year-old Viraj has just had a big break by landing a role in a Bollywood blockbuster. But classical singer Varsha and dancer Jenny are passionate about India's traditions and they're on a mission to save their culture.
01:30 Office Tigers: Storyville
Documentary Four-part series which goes inside the closed world of Western corporate outsourcing in the Indian town of Chennai. It's based around the ambitious Office Tiger employees such as Amita and Sunita, who eagerly soak up the language and style of their bosses while holding on to the aspects of their own culture that serve them best, and the Americans who strive to guide them, including Joe (co-CEO), a former Goldman Sachs banker who never sleeps and is always asking his workers for more effort.
BBC News 24
01:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
01:30 World News Tonight
Current affairs The latest news from ABC in America.
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ITV2
01:00 Sally Morgan: Star Psychic
Entertainment This week, Sally reads for the psychic spoon-bender Uri Geller, who shows her a crystal belonging to John Lennon that was apparently given to him by aliens. Ex-Atomic Kitten Liz McLarnon has a reading in London Zoo, where Sally talks about her fiance. She also reads for a group of Extreme Basketball players in Essex, where she leaves one huge athlete in tears when she makes an emotional connection with his deceased father.
ITV4
01:10 Play Misty for Me
film Tense thriller about a radio DJ who becomes the object of a listener's desire that escalates into a fanatical obsession. After a one-night stand, he finds himself pursued by a woman who won't take no for an answer and goes to increasingly drastic lengths to declare her undying love for him. When these fail, her desire is transformed into an uncontrolled bid for revenge. Clint Eastwood's directorial debut.
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More4
01:10 The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Current affairs Award-winning late-night chat show with comic reports and sketches on American current affairs with satirist Jon Stewart.
01:35 Countdown
Game show Des O'Connor and Carol Vorderman host the show where contestants race against the clock in the words and numbers game.
Film4
01:20 8 Women
film Black comedy-musical in which the wealthy owner of a country house is found in bed with a knife stuck in his back. But which of his eight female relatives and servants murdered him?
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Five
01:40 Race and Rally UK
Sport The latest action from Britain's premier rallying events.
Five US
01:00 Quiz Call
Interests Interactive quiz show giving viewers the chance to answer questions for money. Viewers contact the studio to compete for cash prizes.
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Sky Three
01:00 Guilty!
Talk show Talk show in which guests try to resolve their problems in a courtroom with the help of a judge and jury. Presented by Carole Malone.
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BBC1 South East
02:20 Sign Zone:Mary, Queen of Shops
Ju-Ju
Documentary Retail guru Mary Portas sets out to keep Britain's small shopkeepers in business by sharing the tricks of the trade with failing boutiques. Fortysomethings Soly and Tim have been running Ju-Ju, a distinctive unisex fashion store in Brighton, for over a decade. However, the shop is dated, the stock is downmarket and they're losing 1000 pounds a week in the face of new, low-budget retail competition. Can Mary give their shop an injection of cool and reverse their fortunes in five weeks?
BBC2
02:05 Joins BBC News 24
News and Current Affairs
BBC3
02:30 Booze Bird: Mischief
Current affairs Series of films that take a witty and mischievous approach to serious issues. Single mum Nicky Taylor undertakes a month of serious binge drinking to investigate the growing culture of alcohol abuse among young women. Meeting government figures and drinks industry bosses by day while hitting the town each night, she documents the physical and psychological effects of continued boozing and asks whether enough is being done to prevent this alarming trend.
BBC4
02:00 Crisis at the Castle
Kelburn Castle
Documentary Documentary series following three aristocratic families struggling to hang on to their historic homes. The Boyles have lived at Kelburn Castle on the Ayrshire coast since the 12th century and were once one of the wealthiest families in Scotland. The current occupant, Patrick Boyle, 10th Earl of Glasgow, believed that by creating a country park and opening up the castle for dinners and tours he could make Kelburn pay for itself, but he has lurched from one financial crisis to another.
BBC News 24
02:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
02:30 The Record
Current affairs Highlights of the day in Parliament presented by Tessa Duggleby.
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ITV2
02:00 ITV Play: Glitterball
Interests Join us for a ground breaking, glamorous world of winning where you can take the cash or splash out on the trip of a lifetime.
ITV3
02:00 Agatha Christie's Poirot
Problem at Sea
Drama The Belgian supersleuth goes on a Mediterranean cruise for a well-earned rest. But also on board is the obnoxious and highly unpopular Mrs Claperton, so perhaps Poirot will not be resting 'the little grey cells' for long.
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Channel 4
02:10 Hard-Fi: Video Exclusive
Music and Arts Another chance to see Hard-Fi's new video, Suburban Knights.
02:15 Carling's Festival Postcards: Wireless
Music and Arts Another chance to experience the Wireless Festival through the eyes of four best mates on their epic three-month tour of the best the UK festival season has to offer.
02:30 Friday Night Project
Entertainment Entertainment for Friday night with comedians Justin Lee Collins and Alan Carr. Guest host Paula Abdul provides the opening monologue and fields questions from Alan, Justin and the studio audience.
E4
02:00 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest action live and direct from the Big Brother house.
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Five
02:05 Boxing Classic
Sport Another chance to see Michael Ayers in action against Wayne Rigby for the IBO Lightweight Title from 2001.
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Sky Three
02:00 Vroom Vroom
Interests Funny and informative automobile show presented by Jon Desborough, Brendan Coogan, Lisa Rogers and Emma Parker Bowles. Kate Lawler attempts the Cat and Mouse challenge, and Emma visits a motoring stunt school where she is tied to the back of a car and dragged along the ground as well as through a ring of fire.
02:55 Animal Airport
Documentary A behind-the-scenes look at Heathrow Airport's animal reception centre. Staff are kept on their toes by vultures, tortoises and puppies, and a long-running quarantine finally comes to an end.
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BBC1 South East
03:20 Sign Zone:Blackpool Medics: 10 Days in May
Entertainment BBC film crews follow the doctors, nurses and paramedics of Blackpool Victoria Hospital and North West Ambulance Service around the clock. Accident and Emergency deal with a boating family who were nearly drowned when they got stuck in mud off the Fylde coast, throat expert Mr Ajay Nigam has to give bad news to a 30-a-day smoker and paramedics race to the aid of a man who has overdosed in the street.
03:50 Sign Zone:Blackpool Medics: 10 Days in May
Entertainment BBC film crews follow the doctors, nurses and paramedics of Blackpool Victoria Hospital and North West Ambulance Service around the clock. Matron Gaby Webster cares for a holidaymaker who fell down the steps of her hotel, gastroenterologist Dr Nigel Shorrock treats a woman vomiting blood and charge nurse Steve Taylor has a suspected case of meningitis in a one-year-old.
BBC3
03:30 Anthea Turner: The Perfect Housewife
No Genre Series in which Anthea Turner attempts to revolutionise the running of Britain's households by teaching hopeless housewives how to become domestic goddesses at her country mansion. Stephanie and Jenny enrol at Anthea's remedial school and take classes in flower arranging and household organisation, and learn how to knock out a pizza. Once school's out they return to confront their horrendous homes and put their lessons to good use.
BBC4
03:00 Indian School
East Meets West
Education Series about life in two secondary schools in the IT boom city of Pune, India. Exposure to western music and the internet is changing teenage tastes, and 14-year-old Viraj has just had a big break by landing a role in a Bollywood blockbuster. But classical singer Varsha and dancer Jenny are passionate about India's traditions and they're on a mission to save their culture.
03:30 Office Tigers: Storyville
Documentary Four-part series which goes inside the closed world of Western corporate outsourcing in the Indian town of Chennai. It's based around the ambitious Office Tiger employees such as Amita and Sunita, who eagerly soak up the language and style of their bosses while holding on to the aspects of their own culture that serve them best, and the Americans who strive to guide them, including Joe (co-CEO), a former Goldman Sachs banker who never sleeps and is always asking his workers for more effort.
BBC News 24
03:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
03:30 World Business Report
Business Presenting not just the headlines, but the explanations behind the headlines, and an examination of the trends in technology and the world of business.
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ITV3
03:00 Ironside
Fragile Is the House of Cards
Drama Police drama series set in San Francisco. An antagonistic attorney with amnesia turns to the Chief for help.
03:50 Film File
Interests Movie show with the latest releases, star interviews and clips from the films.
ITV4
03:15 The Larry Sanders Show
Guest Host
Sitcom A sitcom satirising American television, with glamour, politics, paranoia and fragile egos. Hank is upset when Wayne's World star Dana Carvey hosts the show in Larry's absence. But when Carvey proves a natural and is offered a show of his own on a rival network, Larry wonders whether vacations are such a good idea.
03:50 Movies Now
Interests The latest movie news and reviews.
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Channel 4
03:30 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest housemate action broadcast live and direct from the Big Brother house.
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Five
03:00 Cricket on five
Sport A complete round-up of highlights from the Fourth Test between England and the West Indies from Durham.
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Sky Three
03:20 Masterminds
Safe Landing
Documentary Investigations into some of history's most daring and complex crime capers, uncovering here the truth behind one of the world's most notorious gangs, which included among its members a former detective and a jeweller, who together stole over $6million in cash and gems.
03:50 Lion Man
Documentary Series following conservationist Craig Busch who runs a big cat sanctuary. Craig visits Timbavati where he meets a white lion expert and learns some big cat history before going on a tracking expedition.
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BBC1 South East
04:20 Joins BBC News 24
News and Current Affairs
BBC News 24
04:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
04:30 HARDtalk
Current affairs Interviews with newsworthy personalities.
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ITV1 Anglia
04:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
Talk show Jeremy Kyle presents a confrontational talk show in which guests thrash out their conflicts, dilemmas and relationship issues in front of a studio audience.
ITV2
04:00 Teleshopping
Interests Shopping from home.
ITV3
04:00 Teleshopping
Interests Shopping from home.
ITV4
04:00 Teleshopping
Interests Shopping from home.
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Sky Three
04:15 Filth Files
Documentary Documentary series. New Zealand Environmental Health officer Andrew hunts the criminals responsible for dumping rotting meat on a city street, and toxic waste threatens a pristine beach.
04:40 Crime Scene
Documentary Series narrated by Chris Slade following the crime scene investigators of Devon and Cornwall Police. Today, Mark Stott examines a haul of cash for fingerprints in the forensic laboratory in Exeter, and in Plymouth, Lynzi Phillimore discovers a trail of blood after a serious assault.
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BBC News 24
05:00 The World Today
News and Current Affairs The latest international news from the BBC.
05:30 World Business Report
Business Presenting not just the headlines, but the explanations behind the headlines, and an examination of the trends in technology and the world of business.
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ITV1 Anglia
05:00 ITV Nightscreen
Interests Text-based information service.
05:30 ITV Early Morning News
News and Current Affairs The latest national and international news.
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Channel 4
05:00 The Insider
Should You Trust the PM?
News and Current Affairs Topical current affairs series in which politicians, journalists and public figures speak out on contemporary issues. With just 37 per cent of people saying they trust Gordon Brown, Sir Alastair Graham, the former Chairman of the Committee on Standards in Public Life, argues that the incoming Prime Minister's first task should be to tackle the way MPs behave.
05:25 Countdown
Game show Des O'Connor and Carol Vorderman host the show where contestants race against the clock in the words and numbers game. This week's Dictionary Corner guest is Keith Barron.
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Sky Three
05:05 Taste
Cookery Designer food programme hosted by Beverley Turner. The recipes in this edition include a spicy African curry and baked ricotta.
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BBC1 South East
06:00 Breakfast
News and Current Affairs News and topical reports.
BBC2
06:00 CBeebies:Fimbles
Rugby Ball
Children Series for young children in which colourful characters Fimbo, Florrie and Baby Pom explore the magical valley around them. When Fimbo finds a funny-shaped ball, Rockit is convinced it is a kangaroo's egg, so the Fimbles try their best to hatch it.
06:20 The Story Makers
Rhymes
Children When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and make new stories ready for the children who are coming in the morning. What rhymes with Jelly?
06:35 Balamory
Hello Day
Children Series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. It is Hello Day at the nursery, but Penny is not interested in saying hello to anyone.
BBC News 24
06:00 Breakfast
News and Current Affairs Early-morning programme with news bulletins.
BBC Parliament
06:00 House of Lords
Current affairs Recorded coverage of yesterday's business in the House of Lords, including a debate on the White Paper 'Meeting the energy challenge'.
CBeebies
06:00 Fimbles
Rugby Ball
Children Series for young children in which colourful characters Fimbo, Florrie and Baby Pom explore the magical valley around them. When Fimbo finds a funny-shaped ball, Rockit is convinced it is a kangaroo's egg, so the Fimbles try their best to hatch it.
06:20 The Story Makers
Rhymes
Children When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and make new stories ready for the children who are coming in the morning. What rhymes with Jelly?
06:35 Balamory
Hello Day
Children Series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. It is Hello Day at the nursery, but Penny is not interested in saying hello to anyone.
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ITV1 Anglia
06:00 GMTV Newshour
News and Current Affairs A comprehensive round-up of today's national and international news stories, presented by John Stapleton and Penny Smith.
06:58 GMTV Today
Interests Kate Garraway and Ben Shephard kick-off another morning of news, views and special guests. Plus Keith Chegwin selects his TV pick of the day.
ITV2
06:00 Mopatop's Shop
Cock-a-doodle Bee
Children Preschool fun. A simple buzz is not enough for the coolest bee in town, especially when Mopatop's Shop has a whole department of sounds to choose from. But picking a cockerel's raucous cry is asking for trouble.
06:10 Engie Benjy
Jollop in the Driving Seat
Children Engie gets a new Smart Cart to help with repairs and Jollop can't wait to try it out. But when Jollop takes off in the Smart Cart without waiting for Engie to teach him how to use it, it's up to Dan and Engie to rescue him.
06:25 Pocoyo
Giggle Bug/Pocoyo Gets it Right
Children Two episodes narrated by Stephen Fry. Octopus must cheer up Pocoyo, Elly and Pato, who are all in a bad mood. Pocoyo learns to play golf.
06:35 Doodlebops
Very Scary
Children There's a storm and the lights go out - the Doodlebops learn to face their fears.
ITV3
06:00 Tales of the Unexpected
The Memory Man
Drama Tales with a twist. Penniless and in danger of losing his beautiful girlfriend, an ace memory man tries to exploit his one asset by helping a dubious character recall a station locker number.
06:25 Home to Roost
Return to Clagthorpe
Sitcom Sitcom about a divorced man whose life is disrupted when his son moves in. Matthew and Henry disagree over the best country for a holiday.
06:55 Heartbeat
Catch Us if You Can
Drama Drama series set in 1960s Yorkshire. Nick goes undercover to investigate strong-arm tactics in the jukebox business. Ventress goes on a disastrous stag night, and a visit from Inpsector Hackett leaves Blaketon a very worried man.
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Channel 4
06:10 The Hoobs
Potatoes
Children Preschool fun. Groove's potato plant may be beautiful - but it doesn't have any potatoes on it.
06:35 The Hoobs
Mice
Children Preschool fun. What can the Hoobs give the mouse to eat to stop it eating the Hoobmobile?
E4
06:00 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest action live and direct from the Big Brother house.
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Five
06:00 Thomas & Friends
Thomas to the Rescue
Children Timeless series based on the much-loved books by the Reverend W Awdry. Thomas is working at the docks and is scared when Diesel tells him the old-fashioned steam engines are being phased out. The next day all the diesel engines are given new fuel, but when water leaks in Thomas is sent to get some more. Diesel is forced to admit that Thomas is actually a Really Useful Engine.
06:10 Little Princess
I Want to Cook
Children Julian Clary narrates the animated series. It is the General's birthday, and Little Princess decides to bake him a cake. Will the castle kitchen be big enough for two chefs?
06:20 Little Lodgers
Crazy Golf
Children Claymation for children. The Little Lodgers - Kemi, Naomi, Beth and Hannah - are clay model versions of the Milkshake! presenters, who share a little model house. These charming stories last two minutes and show just how complicated life can be as a Little Lodger! It maybe that Hannah's hair will not sit down, or Kemi's bottom will not fit the seat, but there is always a small problem to be overcome.
06:25 Franny's Feet
Visit to the Vet
Children Children's animation. Franny visits a vet and finds a hamster, Harry, who is scared when it is his turn to see the vet.
06:35 Peppa Pig
Daddy Loses His Glasses
Children Animated series about a loveable little pig. Peppa and George help Daddy Pig when he loses his glasses, but they can't find them either - until Mummy Pig arrives and suggests that Daddy looks in his pocket.
06:45 Hi-5
Amazing - Places and Buildings
Children Five lively presenters make learning fun through music, movement and laughter. Sun goes on a bridge climb to experience the amazing view. Engineer Kellie builds a pyramid and Pharaoh Chats overstocks it with some bizarre precious possessions. Tim visits a conservatorium and meets some wacky music professors.
Five Life
06:00 Tickle, Patch and Friends
Children Puppet series following the exploits of a pair of mischievous guinea pigs.
06:25 Franklin
Children Animation about an inquisitive young turtle. In Franklin Helps Out, Mr Owl sends his class out into the community to learn the benefits of volunteer work. And in Franklin's Missing Snacks, the unconditional trust between best friends is put to the test when a cache of snacks goes missing from the treefort and Bear becomes a prime suspect.
06:50 Gerald McBoing Boing
Monsters and Fairs
Animation Onomatopoeic animation with the world's noisiest boy. In Monsters, Snowblowers, and the Planet Bedtime, a pig thinks it's a hawk, Gerald 'talks' in his sleep, Dad gets sprayed by a snowblower - twice - and Gerald makes phone number tones. In Fairs, Mimes, and Dragons, a sheep thinks it's a woodpecker, Gerald's family goes to the county fair, Gerald 'assists' a mime in the park, the Masters of Boing Fu help an emperor with his dragon, and Dad invents a box to interpret Burp's burps.
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Sky Three
06:00 Zoo Story
Documentary Ruth Langsford narrates this series providing a fascinating insight into what life is really like for the colourful assortment of inhabitants at Paignton Zoo. Zoo vet Ghislaine Sayers and keeper Jason Knight remove Indu, a limping lion cub, from her mother to be x-rayed and treated. Tensions mount while they wait to see whether Indu's parents accept her back into the family following human contact.
06:30 Vets in Hong Kong
Documentary Series following six vets who work at the Hong Kong SPCA, one of the region's busiest practices. Tudor treats a dog that has almost drowned.
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BBC2
07:00 CBBC:Arthur
Arthur Changes Gear
Children Animated series following the adventures of a young aardvark and his friends. Arthur finally saves enough money to buy the bike of his dreams, but this new bike is way too nice to ride!
07:15 Do Something Different
Children Sam and Mark are on a mission to get one million kids to Do Something Different by the end of the summer. With suggestions of stuff to do and great films to watch, this is how to make your holidays the best ever.
CBBC
07:00 Newsround
Children Topical news magazine for children.
07:01 Even Stevens
Boy on a Rock
Sitcom US sitcom about the sibling rivalry between perfect student Ren Stevens and her class clown brother Louis. Louis has a crisis of the self when Twitty's ex-girlfriend invites him to Templeton park, a well-known make-out spot.
07:30 Arthur
Children Animation following the adventures of a young aardvark and his friends. Episodes are The Chips Are Down and Revenge of the Chip.
CBeebies
07:00 Tweenies
Jumping
Children Playtime with the puppet people. Doodles is upset when the Tweenies are impressed by another dog's jumping abilities. Fizz tries to teach him to jump better.
07:20 Boogie Beebies
Rainbow Sky - Thursday
Children Children's music and dance programme. Red, orange, yellow, green - what is your favourite colour? Whatever it is, you are sure to find it in this week's very colourful Boogie Beebies.
07:35 Lazytown
Ziggy's Alien
Children Fun with pink-haired Stephanie, an optimistic eight-year-old and superhero Sportacus as they learn how to make healthy choices and get active. Ziggy wants to play space games with the other kids, but they say he's too small. Robbie poses as an alien named Zobby and tries to make the kids do his bidding. Ziggy befriends the alien but the other kids believe Zobby should return to his own planet. They blast Zobby and Ziggy into space in a rocket which goes haywire, but Sportacus saves the day.
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ITV2
07:00 Transformers Cybertron
Retreat
Children When the Minicons rescue the kids from military custody, Sideways learns the location of the Autobots' base. Soon every Decepticon in North America is descending on Coby's home town.
07:25 Captain Scarlet
Skin Deep
Children Computer animated action. Captain Scarlet sets out to find Destiny after she is kidnapped by Captain Black and held hostage at a clinic where a scientist has developed a device that transforms any face into a perfect copy of another.
07:55 Yu-Gi-Oh! GX
Family Business
Children Chumley's dad has had enough of Chumley's low grades at school. He goes to the academy to duel with Chumley. If Chumley wins, he can stay with Jaden and Syrus - but if he loses he has to drop out and go into the family business.
ITV3
07:50 Agatha Christie's Poirot
The Incredible Theft
Drama As war approaches, Poirot finds himself the guest of an industrialist developing a new British fighter plane. When the plans are stolen - apparently by Nazi sympathisers - Poirot suspects it may be more than a simple case of espionage.
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Channel 4
07:00 Just Shoot Me
The Comedy Stylings of Rivers and Red
Sitcom Sitcom about a journalist who is forced to work on her estranged, womanising father's magazine after being fired from her TV news writing job.
07:30 Big Brother's Little Brother
Entertainment Fanzine show hosted by Dermot O'Leary from the Big Brother nerve centre, bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.
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Five
07:20 Hana's Helpline
Super Squirrel
Children Series about a duck agony aunt who helps animals with their problems. Hana decides it is high time Cyril the squirrel conquered his fear of heights.
07:30 Rupert Bear
Rupert and the Giant Sunflower
Children Animated adventures with Rupert and his chums in Nutwood. While Rupert is working in his garden, Mother Nature arrives and gives him some special stuff to help his plants grow.
07:45 Make Way for Noddy
Mr Plod and the Jail Bird
Children Children's animated series. Mr Plod arrests Toy Town's rooster for being too noisy.
Five Life
07:10 George Shrinks
Migrate-Est Adventure
Children Children's animation about an intrepid three-inch-tall boy. George finds a monarch butterfly caterpillar in his garden and sets out to track the migration of the mysterious creatures.
07:35 Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs
Hail the Queen!
Children Animation about a boy whose toy dinosaurs come to life and transport him to a magical world. After watching a movie about the life of Cleopatra, the gang go to Dino-World to make Patsy Queen. The other dinos grow a little restless, and want to play a game that is a little more interesting and includes treating everyone as equals. Patsy then decides to have a chariot race, and learns that playing with the other dinos is much more fun than being waited on hand and foot.
07:50 Franny's Feet
Reindeer to the Rescue
Children Children's animation. Franny meets a young reindeer who desperately wants to grow up and have antlers like his dad.
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Sky Three
07:00 Masterminds
Safe Landing
Documentary Investigations into some of history's most daring and complex crime capers, uncovering here the truth behind one of the world's most notorious gangs, which included among its members a former detective and a jeweller, who together stole over $6million in cash and gems.
07:30 Crime Scene
Documentary Series narrated by Chris Slade following the crime scene investigators of Devon and Cornwall Police. Today, Mark Stott examines a haul of cash for fingerprints in the forensic laboratory in Exeter, and in Plymouth, Lynzi Phillimore discovers a trail of blood after a serious assault.
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BBC2
08:00 The Sorcerer's Apprentice Extra
Entertainment Animal lover Ellie struggles to get to grips with the mouse trick, perfectionist Joe ? reeling from his poor first performance ? writes a letter of apology to the Sorcerer, and Barney joins the sorcerees in a mime lesson given by guest magicians Eric and Etienne. With unseen footage from the transformation performances and exclusive backstage access as Barney catches up with the sorcerees to find out how they got on with their tricks, and David Penn introduces the next magic disciplines the trainees will be learning - restoration and penetration.
08:30 CBeebies:In the Night Garden
Wave to the wottingers
Children The ball bounces around the garden visiting one character after another. They all enjoy playing with it until it reaches Makka Pakka and his Uff-uff blows it right away.
BBC News 24
08:30 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
CBBC
08:00 The Story of Tracy Beaker
Children Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Tracy thinks that Elaine has come up with her worst idea yet, and Hayley is sick of always being ignored. Plus, Tracy's desperate to make a good impression, but will everything go to plan?
08:30 The Likeaballs
Truth
Children 2D animation. Travelling through space after their home planet was destroyed, ball shaped aliens the Likeaballs compete in sporting challenges, whilst promoting fair play and team spirit. Renegade group the Dislikeaballs are out to beat them using any evil method they can. It's election time in World City and because Horriball intends to stand, the Likeaballs decide Believeaball should oppose him.
08:40 Mysti
Children Mystical entertainment from the sassy fairy. Mysti and Ella become cheerleaders to help the boys win a football match.
CBeebies
08:00 Bob the Builder
Mr Bentley Dog Sitter
Children Animated adventures of builder Bob and his friends. Bob and the gang have to convert a house into two flats. Meanwhile, Mr Bentley has been left in charge of the mayor's dog, Timmikins.
08:15 Pingu
Pingu's Moon Adventure
Children The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy and misunderstood young penguin. Pingu wants to visit the moon.
08:20 Gordon the Garden Gnome
Too Many Gnomes
Animation Pre-school animated series featuring Alan Titchmarsh as the voice of Gordon, a cheerful gardening Gnome. Gordon gets cloned in Percy's new Vegitron machine.
08:30 Get Set Go:Tweenies
Swim
Children Playtime with the puppet people. The Tweenies take Milo on an underwater adventure only to discover that he can't swim.
08:50 Fun with Phonics
Education Educational programme.
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ITV1 Anglia
08:35 LK Today
Interests Fashion, showbiz and lifestyle news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.
ITV2
08:25 Sabrina's Secret Life
Spell-ing Bee
Children Cartoon comedy about the novice teenage witch whose powers all too often land her in a tight spot. Sabrina and Cassandra are chosen to represent Greendale High School in a witchcraft contest, but instead of working as a team, they try to outdo each other.
08:55 Viva Pinata
Mission Impinatable/My Little Fergy
Children Two episodes. Hudson the Horstachio is kidnapped by Professor Pester and Pecky Pudgeon captures it all on film. Fergy's mother comes for a visit.
ITV3
08:55 Ironside
The Armageddon Gang
Drama Police drama series set in San Francisco. The Chief investigates the disappearance of an electronics expert who has been charged with espionage.
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Channel 4
08:00 Big Brother
Documentary Another chance to see the most recent instalment of highlights from the Big Brother house.
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Five
08:00 Say It with Noddy
Walk
Children Learn new languages with Noddy and friends. Noddy uses his new Swahili word for 'walk' to help people cross the road safely.
08:05 Fifi and the Flowertots
Bumble Helps Out
Children Animation about a mischievous young flower girl and her garden friends. Fifi is extremely busy and Bumble tries his best to help her out. But things don't go entirely to plan and he ends up stuck on the compost heap - will Fifi find him and get him down?
08:20 Peppa Pig
The Eye Test
Children Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa's friend Pedro wears glasses. Peppa thinks she might need glasses too, so Mummy Pig takes her to the optician for an eye test.
08:25 Thomas & Friends
Thomas and the New Engine
Children Timeless TV series following the adventures of a cheeky little tank engine and his engine friends. A new steam engine arrives on the island.
08:40 Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends
Children Animation based on the best-selling children's books about a happy insect family.
08:50 Insect Antics
Children An introduction to insects for preschoolers.
Five Life
08:00 The Save-Ums!
Bats and Oranges!
Children Pre-school fun with the miniature superheroes. The thirsty bats have four oranges and want to squeeze the juice out - but how?
08:20 The Milkshake! Show
Jobs - Sensational Science
Children Children's show presented by the Milkshake! team, featuring songs, stories, jokes and challenges. Naomi tries to invent a Milkshake-making machine. Plus, a trick from Hannah's magic garden, a Story from the Stars, Tummy Ticklers, the Sense-ational Quiz and an exciting challenge.
08:50 Sailor Sid
Sid to the Rescue
Animation Animation about an officer in the King's navy. Spending all morning searching for somewhere to have his lunch Sid spots a man on a deserted island. Believing the man is stranded, he rescues him, only to discover the man didn't need rescuing at all and is actually the owner of the sandwich shop Sid has been looking for all along.
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Sky Three
08:00 Sky Travel Shop
Travel Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines.
08:30 Lion Man
Documentary Series following conservationist Craig Busch who runs a big cat sanctuary. Craig visits Timbavati where he meets a white lion expert and learns some big cat history before going on a tracking expedition.
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BBC1 South East
09:15 Don't Get Done, Get Dom
Interests Dominic Littlewood fights for the rights of consumers and passes on the tricks of the trade to save cash on the high street. He takes on high street giant Argos, trying to help a customer who bought a faulty treadmill.
BBC2
09:00 Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies
Sam Spades Of The Savannah
Children Programme for preschool children combining animation with live action footage from National Geographic and the BBC film archives. Bo has lost his favorite feather, or rather - someone seems to have taken it! Where has it got to? Mama and the kids go on a mission to solve the mystery of the missing feather.
09:15 Something Special
Food
Education Educational series for four- to seven-year-old children with learning difficulties, offering teachers, parents and carers a range of approaches to develop language and communication skills. In this edition, it's time to head for the shops.
09:30 Big Cook Little Cook
Pilot
Children Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Little Cook spends his time running around the kitchen top collecting the bits and bobs needed for the different recipes. Together Ben and Small run a special cafe where every day a different customer calls in for a tasty treat. The cooks are pretending to fly when Paula the Pilot enters the cafe. Ben and Small cook her a meal of Pilot's Plane, and she gives them a paper plane in exchange.
09:50 Underground Ernie
Sir Clunkalot
Children CGI animation. Ernie, controller of International Underground, is always on hand to help his friends and to get passengers to their destinations. He is helped by trains Victoria, Bakerloo, Circle, Jubilee and the twins Hammersmith and City. Ernie dresses up in a suit of armour and gets stuck. However, dressed as a knight he also saves a maiden in distress. Bakerloo spreads rumours of ghosts.
BBC News 24
09:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
BBC Parliament
09:00 The Record
Current affairs Highlights of the day in Parliament presented by Tessa Duggleby.
09:30 House of Lords
Current affairs Recorded coverage of House of Lords proceedings from yesterday.
CBBC
09:00 The Sorcerer's Apprentice Extra
Entertainment Animal lover Ellie struggles to get to grips with the mouse trick, perfectionist Joe ? reeling from his poor first performance ? writes a letter of apology to the Sorcerer, and Barney joins the sorcerees in a mime lesson given by guest magicians Eric and Etienne. With unseen footage from the transformation performances and exclusive backstage access as Barney catches up with the sorcerees to find out how they got on with their tricks, and David Penn introduces the next magic disciplines the trainees will be learning - restoration and penetration.
09:30 Stitch Up
Children Children take to the streets of the UK with their covert cameras and hidden mics to target members of the public with their practical jokes. The target in this episode is a celebrity auction hosted by David Dickinson.
CBeebies
09:00 Balamory
Hello Day
Children Series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. It is Hello Day at the nursery, but Penny is not interested in saying hello to anyone.
09:20 Barnaby Bear
Barnaby on a Monster Hunt
Children Educational fun. When Barnaby and Becky go on a hunt for the Loch Ness Monster, Barnaby has a feeling in his fur that he's going to see the monster face to face.
09:35 Bits and Bobs
Leaves
Children The adventures of Bits and Bobs, two inquisitive balls of fluff who are keen to find out about the world. Who left the leaves and where do they come from? Puzzle it out and trug along with Bits and Bobs.
09:50 Little Red Tractor
Run
Children Animated children's series following life on Gosling Farm. While trying to photograph the sponsored run from an air balloon, Mr Jones runs into trouble.
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ITV1 Anglia
09:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show
Talk show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
ITV2
09:25 Coronation Street
Soap Liz makes a big decision about her future. Leanne has to face her enemies at the official opening. Rosie gets herself a job without Sally's permission. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/coronationstreet.
09:55 Emmerdale
Soap Ashley and Sam are worried when Emily goes missing. Eli starts to drive a wedge between Marlon and Luke. Terry competes with Duke - accidentally smashing a window. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/emmerdale.
ITV3
09:55 Quincy, ME
Science for Sale
Drama LA County's sleuthing chief coroner stakes his reputation on another case. When a patient dies in hospital, and those who came into close contact with her fall ill, Quincy believes that a genetically-engineered, cancer-killing virus may be to blame.
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Channel 4
09:00 Frasier
Trophy Girlfriend
Sitcom Sitcom about a Seattle-based radio psychiatrist. Frasier finds a new squash partner and soon develops a massive crush on her.
09:25 Will and Grace
Fanilow
Sitcom Hit US sitcom about two best friends. Opting out of the annual Grace Adler Design Christmas party, Will spends the night waiting in line for tickets to a special Barry Manilow concert, only to have his weak bladder force him to make a quick pit stop and entrust Grace to hold his place.
09:55 ER
Twenty-One Guns
Drama Drama series set in the busy emergency room of Chicago's County General hospital. As staff struggle to come to terms with the recent tragedy, calm is shattered when two prisoners desperate to escape are brought in for treatment.
More4
09:00 Deal or No Deal
Game show Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Viewers can enter a daily prize draw, with a cash prize of up to 10,000 pounds, by calling . Calls cost a pound; mobile and other network rates may vary. Lines open and close during the programme.
09:45 Property Ladder US
Interests US version of the show which offers advice to amateur property developers looking to make a profit in the housing market. Presented by veteran real estate investor Kirsten Kemp.
E4
09:00 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest action live and direct from the Big Brother house.
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Five
09:00 The Wright Stuff
Entertainment Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. Dr Miriam Stoppard offers advice on sex and relationships. With panellists David Bull and Tanni Grey-Thompson.
Five Life
09:00 Make Way for Noddy
Bounce Alert in Toy Town
Children Children's animated series. Tiny is a small ball who cannot bounce and is ignored by the other balls. But when Sly and Gobbo capture the rest of the balls, they must rely on Tiny to save them.
09:10 Say It with Noddy
Jump
Children Learn French, Spanish, Mandarin, Swhaili, Russian and Urdu through the adventures of Noddy and his Toyland friends. Noddy learns the word 'jump' and practices doing so with the Skittles.
09:20 Roary the Racing Car
Easy on the Fuel
Animation Animated adventures of the cheerful racing car, featuring the voice of Peter Kay. Roary tries to include Maxi in the big race after Maxi runs out of fuel.
09:35 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky
A Big Swim
Animation Children's animation which inspires kids to create weird and wonderful things out of everyday objects. Bill and Corky rescue Molly the mermaid from a fishing net and help her find her pet sea beast Tiny - who isn't tiny at all! Can they convince Molly's dad to let her keep him? Narrated by Miranda Richardson.
Five US
09:00 Teleshopping
Interests Shopping from home.
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Sky Three
09:00 Sky Travel Shop
Travel Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines.
09:30 Circus
Documentary Documentary following the performers and crew of the Weber Brothers Circus. Trapeze artists Robika and Haley clash over some tricky moves, and wannabe clown Dylan gets an audition that does not go entirely to plan.
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BBC1 South East
10:00 Homes under the Hammer
Interests Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander cast their expert eyes over properties before they go to auction. They view a flat in urgent need of a face-lift in Tooting and travel to Dorset to a bungalow surrounded by the beautiful countryside.
BBC2
10:00 Lazytown
Haunted Castle
Children Fun with pink-haired Stephanie, an optimistic eight year old and superhero Sportacus as they learn how to make healthy choices and get active. Their friends include Ziggy who likes sweets, Stingy who cannot share, Pixel who loves gaming and Trixie who cannot follow rules. The Mayor warns the children to stay away from an old, unsafe castle but Trixie ignores the warning and convinces the children to join her inside. Robbie poses as a ghost to scare the children. Trixie learns a valuable lesson.
10:30 Nero Wolfe Mysteries
Motherhunt
Drama Drama series about the genius detective and his assistant Archie Goodwin. The buttons on some abandoned baby clothes lead Archie to a murder and an overly familiar relationship with an heiress.
BBC News 24
10:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
BBC Parliament
10:30 Live Treasury Questions
Current affairs Live coverage of questions in the House of Commons to Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling and his team of ministers.
CBBC
10:00 Get Your Own Back
Children Dave Benson Phillips presents a game show that offers children the chance to turn the tables on an assortment of adults, including parents and teachers, and unceremoniously `plunge them in the gunge'.
10:25 Bring It On
Cheerleaders
Children Children's series in which Fran Beauman and Ania Dykczak attempt to master new skills. The girls travel to North Carolina to learn how to be cheerleaders.
CBeebies
10:00 Big Cook Little Cook
Vet
Children Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Ben is wiggling in the cafe today. Small wants to wiggle too, but unfortunately he's lost his wiggle and can't do it. Vera the Vet comes into the cafe, and Ben and Small make her a delicious Pita Bread Dog. Small flies off to find out about olives and to say thank you for her meal, Vera leaves Small some special wiggle biscuits. He tries one and as if by magic he starts to wiggle again.
10:25 The Shiny Show
Children Quiz show for the very young, presented by Dogsby the dog, Mukka the monkey and Tigs the tiger. The three animals put on their own quiz show, and viewers are encouraged to join in at home. The questions are based on short video sequences which explore some of the bits of the world around us. In this episode Mukka is the quizzer and they re-enact the Billy Goat's Gruff story.
10:45 The Roly Mo Show
Hiccups
Children Series for pre-school children. Roly, Little Bo, Yugo and Migo all have their own best things but there are some things that they can share too. Little Bo visits her uncle, Roly Mo, in Fimble Valley every day and there's always something exciting to do during a visit, especially when Yugo and Migo are close at hand.
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ITV1 Anglia
10:30 This Morning
Talk show Presented by Fern Britton and Phillip Schofield. Phil Vickery spotlights some of the best summer puddings around. Including 11.10 ITV News Headlines. 11.15 Local News and Weather. Digital satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/thismorning.
ITV2
10:25 The Montel Williams Show
Talk show Controversial American talk show hosted by ex-naval officer Montel Williams.
ITV3
10:55 Quantum Leap
The Leap Back
Drama Sci-fi series about a time-travelling scientist. While Sam is an observer in 1999, Al leaps into the body of a decorated World War II hero in 1945.
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Channel 4
10:50 Without a Trace
John Michaels
Drama American drama series about the FBI Missing Persons Squad. The team searches for a 71-year-old man who was last seen getting into a car with two men.
More4
10:35 How Clean Is Your House?
Documentary Housekeeper Kim Woodburn and presenter Aggie MacKenzie meet a messy mum and her two teenage daughters. Their home is full of rubbish and the bathroom is riddled with bacteria so Kim and Aggie attempt to change their slovenly ways.
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Five
10:30 Trisha Goddard
My Ex Had a Baby with Another Man But I Want Her Back!
Talk show Daytime discussion show. George was devastated when he and his childhood sweetheart Ann Marie broke up four years ago. But fate brought them back together a year ago and they had a one night stand. Ann Marie became pregnant and initially told George that the baby was his, only to reveal that another man was the father. However, George is determined to fight for the women he loves and is prepared to bring up the baby as his own.
Five Life
10:00 Home and Away: The Early Years
2917
Soap Can Gypsy trust Harry? Dani threatens to finish with Will. Shauna sets a challenge for Duncan.
10:30 Home and Away: The Early Years
2918
Soap Kirsty wonders if her father would have preferred a son. Hayley decides to teach Noah a lesson. Dani begins to doubt Will's feelings.
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Sky Three
10:00 Sky Travel Shop - Sky Three
Travel The latest tourism and travel news.
10:30 Vets in Hong Kong
Documentary Series following six vets who work at the Hong Kong SPCA, one of the region's busiest practices, as they care for the island's vast array of pets.
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BBC1 South East
11:00 To Buy or Not to Buy
Interests Series that gives buyers the chance to test-drive a property before they buy it. Kristian Digby and Simon O'Brien are in central Manchester to help a young couple leap onto the property ladder.
11:45 Cash in the Attic
Entertainment Series looking at the value of household junk. Mary Sawyer and her husband John hope to raise 700 pounds for a first anniversary party to be held at Southampton Yacht Club. They call in the Cash in the Attic team to help them reach their target.
BBC News 24
11:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
BBC Parliament
11:30 Live Business Questions
Current affairs Live coverage of the announcement of future Commons business and questions to the Leader of the Commons.
CBBC
11:00 SMart
Children Children's art magazine with Mark Speight, Susan Ribeiro and Kirsten O'Brien. This episode includes an artistic way to use old jigsaw puzzles, a collage made with food and a visit to the most spooky castle in the country.
11:30 Whizz Whizz Bang Bang
Automatic Paperboy
Children Whizz Whizz Bang Bang, the show that takes your crazy invention ideas and makes them happen. On today's show another young creator gets to design and build their own wacky invention. But will it pass the all important road test? Plus more bonkers science.
CBeebies
11:00 Teletubbies
Sandcastles
Children Educational preschool fun. The Teletubbies watch some children having fun playing on the beach.
11:25 Muffin the Mule
Muffin's Photo Shoot
Children Animated fun with the lovable mule. Muffin is taking pictures of all of his friends.
11:35 Doodle Do
Nature Collage
Children Children's art adventures with Dib-Dab, Scribble and Stick. The Doodle Doers create collages out of twigs and leaves and other things they find in the garden. Afterwards, Chris tells them the story of The Cat Who Fell Down a Hole.
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ITV2
11:10 Judge Judy
Interests Triple bill of the show in which New York City's outspoken family court judge, Judy Sheindlin, presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts.
ITV3
11:55 Cagney and Lacey
Schedule One
Drama The female cops have to deal with a delicate situation when a petty criminal is prepared to trade the name of a 14th Precinct cop who is responsible for stealing heroin from police drugs busts.
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Channel 4
11:45 Designers Under Pressure
Documentary Documentary series following rising young British designers as they take on commissions that could make or break their careers. Orlando Hamilton's stunning bouqets have made him popular with Notting Hill's in-crowd, but how will he fare providing the floral theme for large-scale wedding?
More4
11:00 How Clean Is Your House?
Documentary Housekeeper Kim Woodburn and presenter Aggie MacKenzie flex their cleaning muscles on the filthy flat belonging to Freddy Schultz, a 36-year-old artist and musician. His free-spirited attitude means that his home is grimy and full of junk, offering a test for the duo.
11:30 Location, Location, Location
Consumer Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer present a series offering advice on buying a new home. They aid a couple looking to buy a warehouse-style apartment in Manchester's popular Canal Street.
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Five
11:30 five news
News and Current Affairs National and international news.
Five Life
11:00 The Wright Stuff
Entertainment Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. Dr Miriam Stoppard offers advice on sex and relationships. With panellists David Bull and Tanni Grey-Thompson.
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Sky Three
11:00 Sky Travel Shop - Sky Three
Travel The latest tourism and travel news.
11:30 Filth Files
Documentary Documentary series. New Zealand Environmental Health officer Andrew hunts the criminals responsible for dumping rotting meat on a city street, and toxic waste threatens a pristine beach.
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BBC1 South East
12:15 Bargain Hunt
Interests Tim Wonnacott presents as two teams of married couple go bargain hunting for antiques on London's Portobello Road. Expert advice comes from James Braxton and Kate Bliss.
BBC2
12:00 The Daily Politics
Current affairs News, views and moves on the political stories of the day, plus live House of Commons coverage presented by Andrew Neil and Jenny Scott.
12:30 Working Lunch
Business The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.
BBC News 24
12:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
BBC Parliament
12:15 Live House of Commons
Current affairs Live coverage of debates and questions in the House of Commons.
CBBC
12:00 BAMZOOKi
Children Children's entertainment show in which teams of kids design creatures called zooks which are put to the test against each other. The zooks have to do all sorts of tasks such as climb over obstacles, move around objects and win a sprinting race. The Northern Ireland Bridge Breakers face the Fearless Daredevils in an attempt to reach Friday's final.
12:30 Stupid
Chupucabra
Children Madcap fantasy comedy. Goober is tricked by a pet shop owner and brings back a vicious wild mythical creature called a Chupucabra.
CBeebies
12:00 Balamory
Hello Day
Children Series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. It is Hello Day at the nursery, but Penny is not interested in saying hello to anyone.
12:20 Barnaby Bear
Barnaby on a Monster Hunt
Children Educational fun. When Barnaby and Becky go on a hunt for the Loch Ness Monster, Barnaby has a feeling in his fur that he's going to see the monster face to face.
12:35 Bits and Bobs
Leaves
Children The adventures of Bits and Bobs, two inquisitive balls of fluff who are keen to find out about the world. Who left the leaves and where do they come from? Puzzle it out and trug along with Bits and Bobs.
12:50 Little Red Tractor
Run
Children Animated children's series following life on Gosling Farm. While trying to photograph the sponsored run from an air balloon, Mr Jones runs into trouble.
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ITV1 Anglia
12:30 Loose Women
Talk show Lunchtime's loosest ladies bring you all the latest news and views. Today's panel includes Jackie Brambles, Coleen Nolan, Carol McGiffin and Jane McDonald, and American Idol judge and pop superstar Paula Abdul drops in for a chat.
ITV2
12:30 Coronation Street
Soap Liz makes a big decision about her future. Leanne has to face her enemies at the official opening. Rosie gets herself a job without Sally's permission. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/coronationstreet.
ITV3
12:55 Cribb
Murder Old Boy?
Drama Victorian police drama series based on the novels by Peter Lovesey, featuring Inspector Cribb and the Scotland Yard CID. Cribb and Thackeray attend an old boys' reunion which results in the death of a former school captain.
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Channel 4
12:00 News at Noon
News and Current Affairs Daily news including business news, sport and weather.
12:30 British Made
Black Cab
Documentary The series celebrating quirky, quintessentially British designs looks at that great British classic, the black cab.
12:45 No Going Back: A New Life in France
Documentary Series following the fortunes of Benn and Amy Coley who, three years earlier, began a new life in France. The Coleys hit a crisis point when pregnant Amy is given doctor's orders to stop working, forcing the couple to rethink how to manage their property empire.
More4
12:35 A Place in the Sun
Villars, Switzerland
Interests Series on holiday homes abroad. Amanda Lamb takes a couple from the Lake District to the Swiss-French border to look at properties, which they plan to transform into a Bed and Breakfast.
E4
12:00 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest action live and direct from the Big Brother house.
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Five
12:00 Home and Away
Soap Jack jeopardises his career in a bid to save Martha. Stranded in the bush, Kim delivers Kit's baby - but their bliss is soon shattered by an unthinkable tragedy.
12:30 House
Who's Your Daddy
Drama US hospital drama about a maverick, anti-social New Jersey doctor. A 16-year-old Hurricane Katrina victim suffering from hallucinations is brought to House by an old friend who recently found out the girl is his daughter.
Five Life
12:30 Trisha Goddard
My Ex Had a Baby with Another Man but I Want to Bring Up Her Baby
Talk show Daytime discussion show. George says that his childhood sweetheart Anne broke his heart when she gave birth to another man's baby. But George is convinced that they are destined to be together and wants to bring up the baby as his. Will she give him another chance?
Five US
12:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Comedy Improvised comedy series. Surreal gags and peculiar moments in this US version of the popular British comedy game show hosted by Drew Carey. With guest Kathy Greenwood.
12:30 Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Comedy Improvised comedy series. Surreal gags and peculiar moments in this US version of the popular British comedy game show hosted by Drew Carey. With guest Kathy Greenwood.
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Sky Three
12:00 Taste
Cookery Designer food programme. Paul Bloxham makes a spicy crab cheesecake followed by dark chocolate fudge cake with raspberries. Plus, a review of the top five restaurants with a sea view.
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BBC1 South East
13:00 BBC News; Weather
News and Current Affairs The latest news and weather.
13:30 Regional News and Weather
News and Current Affairs
13:40 Neighbours
Soap Unsuspecting Pepper walks straight into Mary's trap. Rachel accuses Lolly of poisoning her. Tom gets under Susan's skin. Rosie unwittingly crushes Frazer's confidence.
BBC2
13:00 The Barclays Scottish Open
Sport Live coverage of the Barclays Scottish Open, which starts today at Loch Lomond. Johan Edfors of Sweden was a surprise winner last year, joining the likes of Colin Montgomerie, Ernie Els, Retief Goosen and Ian Woosnam as champions of this prestigious event. Another competitive field has been assembled this year, including home favourite Montgomerie who has finished in the top ten in this event no less than nine times.
BBC News 24
13:00 BBC News; Weather
News and Current Affairs The latest news and weather.
13:30 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
CBBC
13:00 The Queen's Nose
Children Children's drama series about a magical coin that makes dreams come true. Arthur organises a treasure hunt to cheer everyone up. When Nick wishes for real treasure, he finds himself pursued by a pirate. Pansy wishes for everyone in the world to disappear - and is left on her own. Arthur and Audrey find an abandoned baby, which they decide to keep.
13:30 Roar
Children Alex Dolan and Matthew Skilton present a series following keepers in Port Lympne and Howletts wild animal parks in Kent. We meet a breakdancing gorilla, the oldest Diana monkey in Europe and a Malayan tapir that needs to be covered in sun-tan lotion.
CBeebies
13:00 Big Cook Little Cook
Vet
Children Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Ben is wiggling in the cafe today. Small wants to wiggle too, but unfortunately he's lost his wiggle and can't do it. Vera the Vet comes into the cafe, and Ben and Small make her a delicious Pita Bread Dog. Small flies off to find out about olives and to say thank you for her meal, Vera leaves Small some special wiggle biscuits. He tries one and as if by magic he starts to wiggle again.
13:25 The Shiny Show
Children Quiz show for the very young, presented by Dogsby the dog, Mukka the monkey and Tigs the tiger. The three animals put on their own quiz show, and viewers are encouraged to join in at home. The questions are based on short video sequences which explore some of the bits of the world around us. In this episode Mukka is the quizzer and they re-enact the Billy Goat's Gruff story.
13:45 The Roly Mo Show
Hiccups
Children Series for pre-school children. Roly, Little Bo, Yugo and Migo all have their own best things but there are some things that they can share too. Little Bo visits her uncle, Roly Mo, in Fimble Valley every day and there's always something exciting to do during a visit, especially when Yugo and Migo are close at hand.
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ITV1 Anglia
13:30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather
News and Current Affairs Including local news and weather.
ITV2
13:00 Emmerdale
Soap Ashley and Sam are worried when Emily goes missing. Eli starts to drive a wedge between Marlon and Luke. Terry competes with Duke - accidentally smashing a window. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/emmerdale.
13:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show
Talk show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
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Channel 4
13:15 Channel 4 Racing from Newmarket
Sport Alastair Down presents action Newmarket. 1.30 Bahrain Trophy; 2.00 TNT July Stakes; 2.35 Kleinworth Benson Stakes; 3.10 Princess of Wales's wbx.com Stakes. Commentary from John Francome, Simon Holt, John McCririck, Jim McGrath, Tanya Stevenson and Derek Thompson.
More4
13:05 Deal or No Deal
Game show Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Viewers can enter a daily prize draw, with a cash prize of up to 10,000 pounds, by calling . Calls cost a pound; mobile and other network rates may vary. Lines open and close during the programme.
Film4
13:00 Last of the Badmen
film Western action tale about a Chicago detective who goes undercover as a wanted man to expose a ruthless gang that breaks prisoners out of jail and then kills them for the reward money. He allows the gang to spring him from prison, knowing full well that it is only a matter of time before he is lined up for the same fate.
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Five
13:30 Russell Grant's Postcards
Guernsey Cheese
Travel Russell Grant sends a postcard from Guernsey in the Channel Islands.
13:40 Carry On Admiral
film Vintage comedy about two friends who swap clothes and identities after a drunken spree - one to become a high-powered public relations executive, the other to captain a navy ship. His ignorance of things naval results in his being locked up for psychiatric treatment. Not related to the later Carry On capers.
Five Life
13:30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Talk show The American sitcom star hosts her own chat show. Ellen tests advertised products including a Ginsu knife and the Butter Express, and Charlie Sheen drops in for a chat.
Five US
13:00 Mission: Impossible
The Frame
Drama The IMF decide to assassinate the crime tsar responsible for murdering several government officials by implicating him in a scam to steal from the Mob.
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Sky Three
13:00 Relic Hunter
Mr Right
Drama Adventure drama series about a history professor and explorer who recovers lost treasures. A coveted Indonesian artefact is missing and Sydney is on the run from Chinese hit men.
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BBC1 South East
14:05 Doctors
One Named Peter...
Drama Daniel confuses two brothers and accidentally reveals confidential information. Gabby lays into guilt-ridden George.
14:35 Murder, She Wrote
The Dream Team
Drama Murder mystery series. Literary sleuth Jessica Fletcher investigates when Cabot Cove falls victim to a massive development scheme. Her enquiries are complicated by the fact that the firm responsible employs her nephew.
BBC News 24
14:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
CBBC
14:25 Pitt and Kantrop
You're a Big Boy Now
Children Prehistoric fantasy. 12-year-old Pitt and his pterodactyl pal Kantrop try to help their tribe. Pitt and Mandas take a series of coming of age trials.
CBeebies
14:00 Teletubbies
Sandcastles
Children Educational preschool fun. The Teletubbies watch some children having fun playing on the beach.
14:25 Muffin the Mule
Muffin's Photo Shoot
Children Animated fun with the lovable mule. Muffin is taking pictures of all of his friends.
14:35 Doodle Do
Nature Collage
Children Children's art adventures with Dib-Dab, Scribble and Stick. The Doodle Doers create collages out of twigs and leaves and other things they find in the garden. Afterwards, Chris tells them the story of The Cat Who Fell Down a Hole.
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ITV1 Anglia
14:00 Daily Cooks
Cookery Mary Berry, Eadie Manson and Maria Elia join head honcho Antony Worrall Thompson to prepare quick-and-tasty dishes for all the family.
ITV2
14:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show
My Ex Was a Prostitute, Why Should I Believe Her Baby's Mine?
Talk show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
ITV3
14:00 Tales of the Unexpected
The Memory Man
Drama Tales with a twist. Penniless and in danger of losing his beautiful girlfriend, an ace memory man tries to exploit his one asset by helping a dubious character recall a station locker number.
14:30 Home to Roost
Return to Clagthorpe
Sitcom Sitcom about a divorced man whose life is disrupted when his son moves in. Matthew and Henry disagree over the best country for a holiday.
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More4
14:00 ER
You Bet Your Life
Drama Drama series set in the emergency room of a busy Chicago hospital. Greene competes with Weaver for a teaching position, but needs her help to finish an article. When an Aids patient dies, Jeanie turns to Al for comfort instead of Fischer. After convincing Hicks to perform a procedure that Anspaugh refused to do, Carter is placed on probation.
Film4
14:35 The House on Telegraph Hill
film Gothic thriller about a concentration camp survivor who takes on a new identity and tries to make a fresh start. Moving to San Francisco and passing herself off as a fellow prisoner who died, she befriends the dead woman's son, inherits a fortune and becomes besotted with the trustee of the will. But she is not the only one with a secret.
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Five Life
14:20 Russell Grant's Postcards
Katie's Bolognese
Travel Russell Grant visits places of interest.
14:30 Though None Go with Me
film Family drama in which a young woman in 1950s America has her strong religious belief challenged by a series of traumatic events.
Five US
14:00 The Fall Guy
The Snow Job
Drama Colt Seavers, a stuntman turned bounty hunter, pursues more criminals and ne'er-do-wells with his trusty sidekicks. In this episode, he comes to the aid of the wife of a crooked Congressman who uncharitably wants to have her killed because she knows too much about his dealings with the mob.
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Sky Three
14:00 Greatest Thrill Rides
Travel A global tour of the fastest, tallest rollercoasters ever built. Plus, how to take off in a fighter plane.
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BBC1 South East
15:20 BBC News; Weather; Regional News
News and Current Affairs The latest headlines.
15:25 CBBC:Dennis the Menace
Dennis Ahoy!
Children The bully boy from the Beano comic in an animated tale of authority-baiting and softie-bashing. The gang volunteer for a day's work aboard the SS Rustbucket, competing in a race around the Cape of Good Hope.
15:50 Skunk Fu
The Art of Passing the Buck
Children Children's animation about Skunk, a young Kung Fu student. When Skunk accidentally breaks an ancient lantern that has hung in the Valley for hundreds of years, he blames it on the Ninja Monkeys and gets off scot-free. Soon everyone is blaming the Ninja Monkeys for everything, but then nobody seems particularly concerned when Skunk tries to warn them of a real monkey invasion.
BBC News 24
15:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
CBBC
15:00 ChuckleVision
Hanging Round
Children Children's entertainment with the Chuckle Brothers. Paul and Barry are working at dizzying heights as they decorate a cruise ship, but will Captain Pilbury be impressed with their paintwork?
15:15 Do Something Different
Children Sam and Mark are on a mission to get one million kids to Do Something Different by the end of the summer. With suggestions of stuff to do and great films to watch, this is how to make your holidays the best ever.
CBeebies
15:00 Postman Pat
Postman Pat's Pet Rescue
Children Aided by his trusty cat Jess, Pat the postman always manages to deliver the mail, no matter what. Jess gets into a tricky situation and needs Amy's help to get him out of it.
15:15 Brum
Brum and the Statue Rescue
Children The adventures of a little car who lives in a motor museum. Just as it is about to be revealed, a statue of the Mayor rolls away into the Big Town. Will Brum rescue the statue in time?
15:25 Tweenies
Jumping
Children Playtime with the puppet people. Doodles is upset when the Tweenies are impressed by another dog's jumping abilities. Fizz tries to teach him to jump better.
15:45 Higgledy House
Painting and Cleaning the Car
Children Comedy, learning and fun from the Higgledy House. Sarah-Jane needs a subject to paint. What will she find? Later, the car needs cleaning - but not in the way that Justin and Sarah-Jane try to do it.
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ITV1 Anglia
15:00 Dickinson's Celebrity Deals
Interests More celebrities selling their own prized possessions to raise money for charity. Patrick Mower plays dealer Ian Towning at his own game. Everyone goes potty for agony aunt Denise Robertson's chamber pot! Dealers give TV handyman Tommy Walsh the sad news that his prized Victorian sideboard is not flavour of the month. Jilly Goolden proves her taste is good as her palette and wows with her truly original painting. And Linda Robson shows us how it's done when she helps a member of the public.
ITV2
15:40 The Ricki Lake Show
Talk show Ricki Lake talks teen pregnancy, gangs, drugs, makeovers and weight loss in her different approach to chat shows.
ITV3
15:00 Cagney and Lacey
Schedule One
Drama The female cops have to deal with a delicate situation when a petty criminal is prepared to trade the name of a 14th Precinct cop who is responsible for stealing heroin from police drugs busts.
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Channel 4
15:30 Countdown
Game show Des O'Connor and Carol Vorderman host the show where contestants race against the clock in the words and numbers game. This week's Dictionary Corner guest is Richard Digance.
More4
15:00 The Practice
Rhyme and Reason
Drama Drama series set in a Boston public defence practice. A judge is faced with a difficult decision when a 13-year-old boy shoots and kills his mother. Meanwhile, Eugene argues that a convicted killer should be released from jail. And the attorneys pitch to land a lucrative case.
E4
15:55 Big Brother's Little Brother
Entertainment Dermot O'Leary comes from the Big Brother nerve centre, bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.
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Five
15:15 five news update
News and Current Affairs The latest headlines, sport and weather.
15:20 Beau Geste
film Classic adventure story about a young Englishman who escapes the country and joins the French Foreign Legion with his brother after being forced to take the blame for a crime he did not commit. Third film adaptation of P C Wren's tale.
Five US
15:00 Boxing USA
Sport Featuring the best boxing from the USA.
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Sky Three
15:00 Sky Travel Shop - Sky Three
Travel The latest tourism and travel news.
15:30 Masterminds
Fool's Gold
Documentary Investigations into some of history's most daring and complex crime capers, revealing how David Walsh stole $6billion from investors when he orchestrated a goldmine hoax that caused shares in his mining company to soar, despite the fact there was no gold to be found.
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BBC1 South East
16:05 Mortified
Mother in the Nude
Children Comedy. Taylor Fry feels like a misfit, but deals with the world around her with a little imagination. Taylor is dumbstruck when she arrives home from school to find her mother creating a nude sculpture of herself for a very public art competition, attended by her entire school class! She is ultimately forced to create a diversion by dressing as a mermaid and trying to distract the onlookers, but things only get worse!
16:35 CBBC:Dinosapien
The Underground
Children Drama. Dinosapien tells the story of 15 year-old Lauren, whose father mysteriously disappeared on a fossil expedition. Lauren must protect Eno, an intelligent dinosaur, from the dangerous Diggers - dinosaurs that are hunting Eno and trying to kill him - and from the mysterious paleontologist Dr. Clive Aikens who is trying to track down Eno for his own purposes. Just when Lauren discovers that Eno knows her missing father's name, the Diggers capture her and take her deep into the coal mines.
BBC News 24
16:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
CBBC
16:00 The Story of Tracy Beaker
Children Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Jackie is determined to make her Grandpa proud, and is Tracy ready to forgive Cam? Justine's big day has finally arrived and there's a big party to celebrate but will Tracy's dreams also come true?
16:30 The Basil Brush Show
The Farm
Children Children's comedy series featuring the irrepressible Basil Brush and friends. A farmer moves into the flat upstairs, bringing his entire farm with him.
CBeebies
16:00 Lazytown
Ziggy's Alien
Children Fun with pink-haired Stephanie, an optimistic eight-year-old and superhero Sportacus as they learn how to make healthy choices and get active. Ziggy wants to play space games with the other kids, but they say he's too small. Robbie poses as an alien named Zobby and tries to make the kids do his bidding. Ziggy befriends the alien but the other kids believe Zobby should return to his own planet. They blast Zobby and Ziggy into space in a rocket which goes haywire, but Sportacus saves the day.
16:30 SMarteenies
Children Exciting ideas to help viewers experiment with art and crafts. With Mark Speight, Kirsten O'Brien, Jay Burridge, Bizi Lizi and Doogy the dog.
16:45 Boogie Beebies
Rainbow Sky - Thursday
Children Children's music and dance programme. Red, orange, yellow, green - what is your favourite colour? Whatever it is, you are sure to find it in this week's very colourful Boogie Beebies.
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ITV1 Anglia
16:00 Inspector Morse
Twilight of the Gods (Part 2)
Drama Morse's investigation into a shocking act of violence at an Oxford degree ceremony uncovers some secrets involving a world-famous opera singer and a business tycoon due to be honoured in the ceremony. A devoted fan of the high-class diva, Morse is dismayed and disappointed by what he eventually uncovers.
ITV2
16:25 Sally Jessy Raphael
Talk show Sally and her audience discuss more controversial topics.
ITV3
16:00 Quincy, ME
Science for Sale
Drama LA County's sleuthing chief coroner stakes his reputation on another case. When a patient dies in hospital, and those who came into close contact with her fall ill, Quincy believes that a genetically-engineered, cancer-killing virus may be to blame.
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Channel 4
16:15 Deal or No Deal
Game show Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Viewers can enter a daily prize draw, with a cash prize of up to 10,000 pounds, by calling . Calls cost a pound; mobile and other network rates may vary. Lines open and close during the programme.
More4
16:00 Dakota Incident
film Western in which a disparate group of travellers find themselves fighting for survival when their stagecoach is attacked by Indians. The upstanding members of the company, including a senator on a peace mission, are obliged to place their lives in the hands of a bank robber.
E4
16:25 Hollyoaks
Soap Russ and Dominic's joint stag night involves hand cuffs, a stripper and an unimpressed Tina, while Mercedes has a flirtatious time on her hen night, which gives Russ the jitters.
16:55 Friends
The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
Sitcom Tag joins the gang for Thanksgiving dinner, where Joey spills the beans about Rachel's crush on him. Phoebe sneaks a dog into the apartment, making Chandler extremely nervous.
Film4
16:20 The Barefoot Contessa
film The intriguing story of a Spanish girl who is talent spotted by three Hollywood vultures in a Madrid nightclub, where she dances flamenco. Plucked from her roots, she is moulded for film stardom by the cynical men who surround her, including Edmond O'Brien, who won an Oscar for his portrayal of a perspiring press agent.
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Five Life
16:30 Getting on the Property Ladder
Ludlow
Interests First programme in the series of the property show. Wannabe homeowners Bronwen and Matt search for their ideal first home in the beautiful rural setting of Shropshire. Matt, a printer by trade, wants the easy life that a new-build would offer and Bronwen has her heart set on original features and character, but with only 150,000 pounds to spend the couple will have to get creative. Property expert Tony Jacobs has to work hard to keep their property dreams on target.
Five US
16:00 Happy Days
Fourth Anniversary Show
Sitcom US sitcom set in the 50s. Lori Beth uses a college report to look back on some past adventures.
16:30 Happy Days
Do You Want to Dance?
Sitcom American sitcom. When Fonzie's new girlfriend's ballet school runs into financial difficulty, he recruits the rest of the gang to swell her classes.
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Sky Three
16:00 Filth Files
Documentary Documentary series. A restaurant in Wellington breaks the regulations when pigeons are found wallowing in its slops, and a family home is invaded by spiders.
16:30 Lion Man
Documentary Series following conservationist Craig Busch who runs a big cat sanctuary. When Craig returns from South Africa he does not receive a warm welcome from lioness Savannah attacks him. Two New Zealand Idol contestants visit the park and Abu the tiger becomes unwell.
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BBC1 South East
17:00 The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Children It's the beginning of an exciting magical journey for 14 lucky children. A master magician, the Sorcerer, is looking for an apprentice and has hand-picked seven boys and seven girls to attend his magic school where they will compete with each other for the title of The Sorcerer's Apprentice. On arrival at their new school the 14 spellbound children come face to face with the Sorcerer, are introduced to the magic school rules and witness the mysteries of magic at first hand.
17:25 Newsround
Children Topical news magazine for children.
17:35 Neighbours
Soap Unsuspecting Pepper walks straight into Mary's trap. Rachel accuses Lolly of poisoning her. Tom gets under Susan's skin. Rosie unwittingly crushes Frazer's confidence.
BBC News 24
17:00 BBC Five O'Clock News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world, with Huw Edwards.
CBBC
17:00 Dinosapien
The Underground
Children Drama. Dinosapien tells the story of 15 year-old Lauren, whose father mysteriously disappeared on a fossil expedition. Lauren must protect Eno, an intelligent dinosaur, from the dangerous Diggers - dinosaurs that are hunting Eno and trying to kill him - and from the mysterious paleontologist Dr. Clive Aikens who is trying to track down Eno for his own purposes. Courtney agrees to cover for Kit and Lauren during a scavenger hunt when they sneak off to search for Eno.
17:25 Raven
Children Fantasy game show. The magical and mysterious Raven guides young warriors on a quest to discover who will claim the title of Ultimate Champion. Four warriors remain. To survive they must elude the spiders in Spiders Tunnel, avoid the wood demons in the Dark Forest and face their fears in the Leap of Faith.
CBeebies
17:00 Underground Ernie
Summer Breeze
Children CGI animation. Ernie, controller of International Underground, is always on hand to help his friends and to get passengers to their destinations safely. He is helped by trains Victoria, Bakerloo, Circle, Jubilee, the twins Hammersmith and City and Ernie's friends Millie and Mr Rails. The hot weather heats up the Underground so Mr Rails invents a wind machine to cool everyone down.
17:15 Come Outside
Street Lamps
Education Auntie Mabel and Pippin the dog find out how street lamps work, who repairs them, and how they are switched on and off. Auntie Mabel tells a story about a Victorian lamplighter.
17:30 Numberjacks
Children Comedy adventure series, aimed at 4 and 5-year-olds, in which animated numbers solve mathematical problems in the real world, with input from real children. The Numberjacks are called on when things keep vanishing. Number 6 is launched on the mission. Numbers 3 and 4 discover that 0 has disappeared too and is causing things to disappear into nothing. When 3 helps out on the Brain Gain machine everything is tripled but order is finally restored and 6 and 0 are returned to base.
17:45 Toddworld
Big Feet
Children Pre-school 2d animation. In colourful Toddworld it's ok to be different and stand out. Todd and his friends explain acceptance, tolerance and diversity. When Mama Kangaroo's little niece, Kiki, comes to visit the kids are surprised by her very big feet. They are reluctant to play with her because of them but soon learn how wonderful they are!
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ITV1 Anglia
17:00 Golden Balls
Game show Jasper Carrott presents a game of intuition and luck, as contestants try to find which of 100 golden balls conceal life-changing amounts of cash, while avoiding the killer balls.
ITV2
17:15 Airline USA
Cruise Control
Documentary Familiar faces including Denise, Gina, Chance and Cindy board a cruise ship and head for Mexico for sun and sangria. Flight 1004 is turned back after a mechanical failure in the cockpit, and if the airline can't get the fault repaired, there will be serious delay for the passengers. And there are tears at the gate when passenger Toni misses her connection by seconds and could miss getting home to her family for the weekend.
17:45 Judge Judy
Interests Triple bill of the show in which New York City's outspoken family court judge, Judy Sheindlin, presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts.
ITV3
17:00 Agatha Christie's Poirot
The Incredible Theft
Drama As war approaches, Poirot finds himself the guest of an industrialist developing a new British fighter plane. When the plans are stolen - apparently by Nazi sympathisers - Poirot suspects it may be more than a simple case of espionage.
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Channel 4
17:00 Richard and Judy
Entertainment Judy Finnigan and Richard Madeley present a live entertainment show, featuring celebrity guests, topical talking points, competitions and exclusive previews and reports.
More4
17:45 3 Minute Wonder: Up Close and Personal
Born to be Wild
Drama Series of short films revealing how nature intended us to be. A look at the glory of the naked ape in its natural habitat.
17:50 3 Minute Wonder: Up Close and Personal
No Offence Defended
Drama Series of short films revealing how nature intended us to be. A look at how to deal with a husband who decides to live without clothes.
17:55 3 Minute Wonder: Up Close and Personal
Dear Mr Motivator
Drama Series of short films revealing how nature intended us to be. A granny issues a plea to exercise guru Mr Motivator to return to UK screens and make the nation fit.
E4
17:30 Friends
The One with All the Candy
Sitcom Rachel gets into trouble when she lets slip that she is now dating Tag. Monica tries to befriend her neighbours with an offering of home-made sweets. Phoebe needs to learn to ride a bike.
17:55 Big Brother
Documentary Another chance to see all the highlights from the Big Brother house.
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Five
17:30 five news
News and Current Affairs National and international news.
Five Life
17:30 Home and Away
Soap More drama from Summer Bay.
Five US
17:00 Mission: Impossible
The Reluctant Dragon
Drama Dan Briggs sends Rollin Hand and Barney behind the Iron Curtain to help a scientist escape to the West and join his wife.
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Sky Three
17:00 Relic Hunter
Sydney at Ten
Drama Adventure drama series about a history professor and explorer who recovers lost treasures. Sydney gets the chance to avenge her mentor's death.
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BBC1 South East
18:00 BBC News and Weather
News and Current Affairs The latest national and international news stories.
18:30 South East Today; Weather
News and Current Affairs Regional news magazine.
BBC2
18:00 Eggheads
Game show Dermot Murnaghan hosts a general knowledge quiz in which teams from all over the UK battle to beat the formidable Eggheads, quiz champions including millionaire winner Judith Keppel.
18:30 Nature's Calendar
Summer: Rocky Islands
Documentary A guide to the best places to see wildlife in Britain this summer. Chris Packham and his team visit some rocky offshore islands where visitors can get close to puffins and thousands of blue-eyed gannets. For geologist Janet Sumner there's also a long-awaited trip to Fingal's Cave.
BBC News 24
18:00 BBC News and Weather
News and Current Affairs The latest national and international news stories.
18:30 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
18:45 Sportsday
Sport A round-up of the day's sporting events.
BBC Parliament
18:30 House of Lords
Current affairs Recorded coverage of House of Lords proceedings from yesterday.
CBBC
18:00 Get 100
Children Gameshow presented by Reggie Yates where the aim of the game is to get 100. Four contestants compete in this razor-sharp quiz where the answers to all the questions are numbers between one and 99. The power is in the points; playing the points perfectly puts the winner in the Friday Final with the chance to choose from the ultimate prize pod.
18:30 The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Children It's the beginning of an exciting magical journey for 14 lucky children. A master magician, the Sorcerer, is looking for an apprentice and has hand-picked 7 boys and 7 girls to attend his magic school where they will compete with each other for the title of The Sorcerer's Apprentice. On arrival at their new school the 14 spell bound children come face to face with the Sorcerer, are introduced to the magic school rules and witness the mysteries of magic first hand.
CBeebies
18:00 CBeebies Bedtime Hour:The Story Makers
Wriggles and Giggles
Children When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and create new stories ready for the children who are coming in the morning. Jackson tickles Jelly and Shelley gets stuck in a play tunnel.
18:20 In the Night Garden
Igglepiggle's Blanket in Makka Pakka's Ditch
Children Igglepiggle has lost his blanket. Upsy Daisy helps him look for it. The Gazebo shows them a picture of Makka Pakka, so they visit him and find Igglepiggle's blanket in Makka Pakka's ditch, blocking Makka Pakka's way.
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ITV1 Anglia
18:00 Anglia Tonight
News and Current Affairs News, features and sport from around the east of England. Presented by Clare Weller and Stephen Lee in the east, and Caroline Oldrey and Tim Curtis in the west.
18:30 ITV Evening News; Weather
News and Current Affairs The latest national and international news.
ITV3
18:10 Home to Roost
Return to Clagthorpe
Sitcom Sitcom about a divorced man whose life is disrupted when his son moves in. Matthew and Henry disagree over the best country for a holiday.
18:40 Movies Now
Interests The latest movie news and reviews.
18:50 Jeeves and Wooster
Comedy Based on the stories by P G Wodehouse. Bertie's friend Gussie Fink-Nottle is due to announce his engagement at the forthcoming Fancy Dress Ball, but Gussie's notebook containing the all-important criticisms of his companion's shortcomings goes missing; Bertie soon finds himself at the centre of the resulting mayhem.
ITV4
18:00 The Champions
The Dark Island
Drama Fantasy espionage series. Three agents disappear while investigating a mysterious tropical island, so Nemesis sends the Champions in to find an explanation.
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Channel 4
18:00 The Simpsons
The Call of the Simpson
Animation Homer and Bart go camping.
18:30 Hollyoaks
Soap Russ disappears on the morning of the wedding, worried that he can't trust Mercedes. Tina is adamant she won't marry Dominic. Warren tells Louise he was with Mercedes when Clare was pushed.
More4
18:00 3 Minute Wonder: Up Close and Personal
Under Construction
Drama Series of short films revealing how nature intended us to be. Plastic surgeon Chris Khoo talks about plastic surgery at the cutting edge.
18:05 Deal or No Deal
Game show Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Viewers can enter a daily prize draw, with a cash prize of up to 10,000 pounds, by calling . Calls cost a pound; mobile and other network rates may vary. Lines open and close during the programme.
Film4
18:50 Manon des Sources
film In this sequel to the emotional drama Jean de Florette, a solitary shepherd determined to avenge her father's death cuts off the village's water supply and blames the ensuing drought on those guilty of her dad's demise. Despite the genuine affection one of the men feels for the grieving young woman, she starves their land of water and uses dark secrets to bring about their downfall.
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Five
18:00 Home and Away
Soap Summer Bay is in mourning in the wake of Beth's death. Tony confronts the person responsible for the accident. Cam uses Martha as financial leverage for his club.
18:30 Becker
Larry Spoke
Sitcom Sitcom about an outspoken doctor. Becker treats a man who believes that he can talk to God.
Five Life
18:00 Rich Bride, Poor Bride
Agree to Disagree
Documentary Reality series in which a professional wedding planner helps couples plan their big day. Jennifer and Matt are a completely disorganised couple. Their wedding isn't far off, and the venue alone has already taken up the whole of their planned budget. Planner Angelique comes in to rescue them.
18:30 Home and Away
Soap More drama from Summer Bay.
Five US
18:00 The Fall Guy
Mighty Myron
Drama When Colt and Howie arrive at a carnival to bring in an animal trainer, Ed Catcher, they find him murdered. Is orangutan Myron the obvious suspect?
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Sky Three
18:00 Vroom Vroom
Interests Funny and informative automobile show presented by Jon Desborough, Brendan Coogan, Lisa Rogers and Emma Parker Bowles. Timmy Mallet takes on the Cat and Mouse challenge, and a Mini Cooper races a toy version of itself.
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BBC1 South East
19:00 The One Show
Entertainment Adrian Chiles presents a magazine series featuring a mix of interviews, topical reports and features from around the UK.
19:30 EastEnders
Soap Stella is distressed and Peggy is on the war path after Phil stays out all night. Can Shirley urge Phil to make the right decision? Deano and Chelsea join forces to teach Sean a lesson. Li leaves Walford as Wellard goes missing.
BBC2
19:00 Saving Planet Earth UK
Environment Michaela Strachan leads a group of celebrities campaigning to save the UK's endangered wildlife. Sean Hughes climbs to the top of Battersea Power Station to spot peregrine falcons, Tom Conti is on the trail of the elusive Scottish wild cat, Cheryl Baker looks for butterflies on the Sussex Downs and Brian Blessed gets very excited about great crested newts.
19:30 The Museum
Old Pots and Puzzles
Documentary Documentary that goes behind the scenes at the British Museum. Irving Finkel, an expert in the world's oldest writing, is called to Scotland Yard to help the police with an enquiry. In the museum's laboratory Rebecca Stacey is hunting for a trace of opium in a small pot 3500 years old. Meanwhile Colin McEwan attempts to try and crack a code - the silent language of the Nasca, the ancient and mysterious South American tribe, famous for etching huge symbols in the Peruvian desert.
BBC3
19:00 Anthea Turner: The Perfect Housewife
No Genre Series in which Anthea Turner attempts to revolutionise the running of Britain's households by teaching hopeless housewives how to become domestic goddesses at her country mansion. Stephanie and Jenny enrol at Anthea's remedial school and take classes in flower arranging and household organisation, and learn how to knock out a pizza. Once school's out they return to confront their horrendous homes and put their lessons to good use.
BBC4
19:00 World News Today
Current affairs The latest news from around the world.
19:30 In Concert: Neil Diamond
Music and Arts Songsmith Neil Diamond performs live with strings and horns laid on by the BBC, performing hits such as Sweet Caroline, Solitary Man, Cracklin' Rosie and Holly Holy.
BBC News 24
19:00 News 24 Tonight
News and Current Affairs Bringing together the best of the BBC's journalism each day from all the BBC's television outlets and featuring the best of the day's stories.
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ITV1 Anglia
19:00 Emmerdale
Soap Marlon and Donna are shocked when Lilith is set free. Emily decides to leave the village. Terry has a date with Andrea. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/emmerdale.
19:30 Country Lives
Documentary Chris Beardshaw and Miranda Krestovnikoff tour the East of England, meeting people from all walks of life who share a passion for their local countryside. Chris discovers a new side to plants when he meets a modern day herbalist, and Miranda pays a visit to Wivenhoe to uncover the fascinating story of one of the Essex coast's forgotten ports.
ITV2
19:00 The New Adventures of Superman
Ghosts
Drama Fantasy drama series. In order to escape the mob's wrath, a real-estate con artist offers Lois and Clark's townhouse in exchange for his life.
ITV3
19:55 The Return of Sherlock Holmes
The Man with the Twisted Lip
Drama Classic mystery drama with the world's most famous detective. A respectable city worker fails to return home one evening, but was spotted in an opium den earlier that day. His wife calls in Sherlock Holmes to investigate his disappearance.
ITV4
19:00 Tour de France Highlights
Sport Stage five - 184km from Chablis to Autun. A demanding stage over a succession of hills that could favour daring breakaway riders like Belgium's Philippe Gilbert, former Tour of Britain winner Nick Nuyens or Italy's Alessandro Ballan. Presented by Gary Imlach, with commentary by Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwen, and reports from Ned Boulting.
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Channel 4
19:00 Channel 4 News
News and Current Affairs Including sport and weather.
19:55 3 Minute Wonder: Little Worlds
Ziggy
Drama Series of short films examining the popularity of dolls houses in Britain. Political activist Ziggy finds a way to make the world a better place.
More4
19:00 Grand Designs
Interests Series following Britain's most ambitious house-building projects. Kevin McCloud meets Julie and Mark Veysey, who are building a Miami-style beach house on a plot overlooking the south Devon coast. Julie and Mark have had several holidays in Miami, and Julie wants to recreate the outdoor lifestyle back in England, but can they realise their ambitious dreams on a budget of just 200,000 pounds?
E4
19:00 Hollyoaks
Soap Louise interrupts the wedding with shocking news, and while Russ doesn't know who to believe, Tina is determined to marry Dominic. Meanwhile Jacqui is keeping a big secret from Tony.
19:30 Big Brother's Little Brother
Entertainment Dermot O'Leary comes live from the Big Brother nerve centre, bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.
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Five
19:00 five news
News and Current Affairs National and international news.
19:15 Getting on the Property Ladder
Newcastle
Interests Property show with Tony Jacobs. Tony Jacobs heads to Newcastle to help young soon-to-be married couple Anna and Ross find their ideal first family home. They want to buy a home together before their forthcoming marriage, but with a tight budget, high expectations, and only months before the wedding, the pressure is on for Tony, who has to pull out all the stops for the bride and groom-to-be.
Five Life
19:00 Laguna Beach
The Last Dance
Entertainment A look at one of the wealthiest beach communities in the world. It is two weeks before prom and everyone is trying to figure out who to bring on their big night out.
19:30 Laguna Beach
Grin and Bear It
Entertainment A look at one of the wealthiest beach communities in the world. The Laguna Beach kids are off on an overnight camping trip to the beautiful island of Catalina.
Five US
19:00 Boxing USA
Sport Featuring the best boxing from the USA.
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Sky Three
19:00 Greatest Thrill Rides
Travel A global tour of the fastest, tallest rollercoasters ever built. Plus, how to take off in a fighter plane.
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BBC1 South East
20:00 The Big Day
Doncaster
Entertainment After five years together, carpet fitter Paul Plowright and legal secretary Emily Badger are desperate to get married. Emily's father is ill and the couple can't afford to postpone the wedding any longer. Having persuaded them to name the day, their friends and family will control the cash, take a week off work and organise the wedding from scratch, with a little help from stylist Hannah Sandling and international wedding expert James Love.
BBC2
20:00 Alastair Campbell Diaries
In Power: Politics and People
Documentary Documentary about the political life of Alastair Campbell, once the closest ally of Tony Blair. Archive footage of the most pivotal events from the last ten years and readings from his memoirs provide an insight into British politics from the press secretary once labelled 'the second most powerful man in the country.' This episode tells the real story of the 'People's Princess' from Campbell's diary accounts, which also reveals details about the Labour government's sex scandal, the resignation of Peter Mandelson, and goes behind the scenes of the Good Friday agreement.
BBC3
20:00 Honey We're Killing the Kids
Entertainment Psychology expert Kris Murrin shows families the devastating effects their lifestyle will have on their children, by showing the parents what their offspring will look like at 40. While mum Michelle Spencer throws tantrums, 8-year-old Jessica takes refuge in food by binge eating. Her dad and grandma were both morbidly obese and died young of heart disease, and Jessica is heading in the same direction. Since dad died the family has fallen apart and every aspect of their lives will need to change.
BBC4
20:10 The Avengers
You Have Just Been Murdered
Drama 60s cult action series. A mock murder leads Steed and Emma to a gang of master blackmailers.
BBC News 24
20:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
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ITV1 Anglia
20:00 The Bill: Behind Closed Doors
Drama Emma finds a young woman outside the station crying. Susie Matthews says that she was raped by her colleague, Scott Williamson. Emma and Gina are assigned to the case and Susie explains that she has been harassed by Scott in the past but her boss dismissed her claims. She adds that her housemate was a witness to the attack - but the CCTV footage indicates otherwise and Susie's credibility is destroyed. Lewis finds himself in serious trouble when he attempts to help his cousin Dominic.
ITV2
20:00 No Place Like Home?
Documentary Cathy Walmsley persuaded husband Mick to emigrate from Yorkshire to New Zealand in 1990, taking their three young sons, two dogs and four cats with them. Seventeen years and two more children later, she still can't shake off her homesickness and is seriously considering dragging her family back to the country she loves. Aided by Catherine Gee, Mick and Cathy travel round northern England to see whether moving back to the UK is a viable option, or whether Cathy has left it too late to come home.
ITV4
20:00 Earth: Final Conflict
Miracle
Drama Science fiction drama series. The planet Earth is wracked by war, famine and disease, until the arrival of an alien race - but does their friendly assistance mask a more sinister agenda? Boone's young friend becomes a pawn in a game between the Companions and a charismatic religious leader.
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Channel 4
20:00 How Clean Is Your House?
Documentary Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie travel the country looking for the filthiest homes in desperate need of cleaning. Barney Brooks lives in a beautiful old cottage that has been overwhelmed by his mechanical hobbies - he even keeps a vintage car in the living room. And son Maldwin and their two dogs don't help matters either. But with a new baby on the way, Barney's partner Debbie has called in the experts to rid their house of the junk.
20:30 It's Me or the Dog
Documentary Canine Supernanny Victoria Stilwell tackles an unusual example of doggy misbehaviour in the first of this new series. Unlike most of her delinquent clients, Yorkshire terriers Gizmo and Widget were perfectly well behaved until they were "dognapped" last year (you may remember the case, as they belong to Bruce Forsyth's daughter, Debbie, and he famously made a televised appeal to get them back). Now they bark at everyone and everything. Stilwell works her usual magic, which is wonderful to watch, but I still prefer it when she has a really out-of-control thug of a dog to sort out. RT reviewer - Jane Rackham
More4
20:00 More4 News
News and Current Affairs Kylie Morris hosts the weekday news programme, presenting the latest headlines and inviting views from a wide range of guests.
20:30 The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Current affairs Award-winning late-night chat show with comic reports and sketches on American current affairs with satirist Jon Stewart.
E4
20:00 Friends
The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
Sitcom Tag joins the gang for Thanksgiving dinner, where Joey spills the beans about Rachel's crush on him. Phoebe sneaks a dog into the apartment, making Chandler extremely nervous.
20:30 Friends
The One with All the Candy
Sitcom Rachel gets into trouble when she lets slip that she is now dating Tag. Monica tries to befriend her neighbours with an offering of home-made sweets. Phoebe needs to learn to ride a bike.
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Five
20:00 Build a New Life in the Country
Newton Stewart
Interests Architect George Clarke follows people chasing dream homes and new lives. George meets Dave and Debbie Slater, who want to start a new life in the popular Scottish tourist town of Newton Stewart. They have bought Douglas House, a historic 19th-century former schoolhouse, and plan to turn it into an antiques centre, tea room and family home, where they hope to spend more time with their three children.
Five Life
20:00 Getting on the Property Ladder
Ludlow
Interests First programme in the series of the property show. Wannabe homeowners Bronwen and Matt search for their ideal first home in the beautiful rural setting of Shropshire. Matt, a printer by trade, wants the easy life that a new-build would offer and Bronwen has her heart set on original features and character, but with only 150,000 pounds to spend the couple will have to get creative. Property expert Tony Jacobs has to work hard to keep their property dreams on target.
Five US
20:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Too Tough to Die
Drama Drama series about a team of forensic investigators in Las Vegas. Sarah gets emotionally involved while investigating a case of sexual assault with Nick and Grissom. Warrick and Catherine help the DA with a murder case involving two neighbours.
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Sky Three
20:00 The Dog Whisperer
Entertainment Cesar Millan uses his dog training skills to help people cope with their unruly pets.
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BBC1 South East
21:00 True Dare Kiss
Drama Drama serial centred around four sisters - Nita, Phil, Beth and Alice - who are reunited for the first time in 20 years when their estranged father dies. Beth seems to be falling apart under the weight of her guilt, and Phil realises there's something else bothering her. Dennis tells Nita that he'll consider selling Smyrna Grove to her, but shows her something that gives her a shock. Alice's visions become clearer during her second session with Bryce.
BBC2
21:00 Mock the Week
Comedy Comedy show combining elements of panel game, stand-up and improvisation, with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events. Hosted by Dara O'Briain, with regulars Hugh Dennis, Frankie Boyle, Andy Parsons and Russell Howard joined by guests Michael McIntyre and Jo Caulfield.
21:30 Hyperdrive
Green Javelins
Comedy "This is my comeback gig!" cries rubbish space captain Henderson as the endearing sci-fi comedy returns. He'd better hope so. After a first series that never lived up to its Red Dwarf-ish promise and found few viewers, have the writers fixed HMS Camden Lock up for a funnier second outing? There are still uniquely daft moments - lovers singing agnostic hymns over giant baked beans may be tonight's highlight - but the script feels like a wacky first draft that never knits together. Sheer silliness isn't enough, it turns out - even with great sets and a strong cast. You feel that Nick Frost's heart may no longer be in it, now he's a movie star and all, though his brilliantly childish Henderson is still a fun creation. Stephen Mangan (from Green Wing) guest-stars as dashing commander of space-o-batics team the Green Javelins, while on-board baddie York clones himself, allowing a double dose of Kevin Eldon to steal the show. RT reviewer - David Butcher
BBC3
21:00 Make Me a Baby
Science Dr Simon Atkins presents a science-based series which follows 100 couples on the journey from conception to childbirth. The pressures of pregnancy are taking their toll on some couples. Depite being just weeks away from the birth of their first child, Kate and Peter have decided to part, while Jane is suffering ante-natal depression. As 62 couples prepare to give birth, we also catch up with the ones who have not conceived and hear their plans for the future.
BBC4
21:00 London Calling: Inside the BBC World Service
Changing Faces
Documentary Documentary series which goes behind the scenes at that most venerable of institutions, the BBC World Service. Ghanaian radio star Komla Dumor is brought in by the BBC to give a new populist style to the revamped English language morning show in Africa. Jamilah Tangaza, the first African woman head of a department, has a bold project to move half her output from Bush House to Abuja, even though the Nigerian government have banned foreign news programmes.
BBC News 24
21:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs Twenty four hours a day - the latest national and international stories as they break. Including Entertainment 24 with the latest showbiz news.
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ITV1 Anglia
21:00 Supersize Kids: Britain's Tallest Teens
Documentary Show documenting the highs and lows in the lives of three exceptionally tall teenagers. At 7ft 7, Paul Sturgess is the tallest teen in Britain - and he's still growing. Now he's landed a basketball scholarship in America. But 7ft 3 Chris Lister is not so lucky - his height has brought him medical problems and unwanted attention. And 6ft 1 schoolgirl Tara Savage approaches her 13th birthday knowing that a drug to stop her getting taller could also prevent her having children of her own.
ITV2
21:00 Katie & Peter: The Baby Diaries
Entertainment Harvey is involved in another accident and ends up in hospital once again. Peter and Katie give an intimate interview to OK magazine, discussing topics from sexuality to shaving - and exclusively revealing the sex of their new baby. Pete's near-death experience has given him a different outlook on life, while Katie's fear of needles and history of post-natal depression has encouraged her to seek psychological support for the birth of her new child.
ITV3
21:00 Doc Martin
Of All the Harbours in All the Towns
Drama Comedy drama series about a GP who relocates to the sleepy Cornish hamlet of Portwenn. An old flame of Joan's sails back into her life and sweeps her off her feet, then Martin discovers that the man is seriously ill. Schoolgirl Melanie develops a crush on the doctor and Martin fears her father's wrath when she keeps showing up at the surgery. There is romance in the air for Al and Elaine.
ITV4
21:00 Homicide: Life on the Street
Saigon Rose
Drama American police drama. Pembleton and Lewis team up to investigate the robbery and murder of a family in a Vietnamese restaurant. A moonlighting cop is found among the victims, and because there were no obvious signs of trouble, the detectives begin to suspect foul play.
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Channel 4
21:00 Big Brother
Documentary Highlights from the past 24 hours in the Big Brother house.
More4
21:00 Location, Location, Location
Consumer Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two couples with different budgets search for new homes. The duo travel to Hastings, with Kirstie scouring the market for a two-bedroom house on a budget of just 160,000 pounds and Phil hunting for a family home for a chic couple.
E4
21:00 Scrubs
My Coffee
Sitcom American hospital sitcom. JD spends some time getting to know the future mother of his child, and finds that they are surprisingly compatible. Turk worries that he won't be able to support his family, and starts giving medical advice on the side for a quick buck.
21:30 The Law of the Playground
Documentary Series, based on Jonathan Blyth's book of the same name, which takes an affectionate and witty look back at the warped games, chants, nicknames and traditions that were a regular part of school life. Celebrities including Vic Reeves, Alan Carr, David Mitchell and Jayne Middlemiss look back at life on the school bus, swimming lessons and assembly.
Film4
21:00 Get Over It
film Teen comedy about a high-school boy who is devastated when his girlfriend jilts him, so he decides to audition for a role in the school production of A Midsummer Night's Dream in a bid to prove his love. However, during his acting lessons, he begins to fall for his best friend's little sister and must decide if he really wants his ex girlfriend back in his life.
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Five
21:00 House
Fetal Position
Drama Surprisingly for the usually brutally unsentimental House, we have an episode that tiptoes very closely to the precipice signposted "mawkish". Sadly, it seems even the House scriptwriters can't approach a story about an unborn child and its critically ill mother without dollops of sentiment and one shamefully manipulative scene in the operating theatre. Still, what could be a yucky mess is rescued by possibly my favourite House-ism to date when the shouty doc (Hugh Laurie) tries to convince Cuddy (whose own need for a child is leading to some pretty unhinged behaviour) that a pregnant photographer, who's collapsed on a photo shoot, is gravely ill: "My patient is dying, quickly. I wouldn't advise her to buy any green bananas." Luckily, too, the general mood is lightened from time to time when House has some sport at the expense of drippy Cameron and Chase, having caught the pair in a compromising position in the caretaker's store cupboard last week. RT reviewer - Alison Graham
Five Life
21:00 Angela's Eyes
Eyes on the Prize
Drama Drama series about an FBI agent who works as a human lie detector, divining whether someone is lying by looking into their eyes. Angela puts aside the problems she's been having with her brother Jerry so that they can work together to finally discover what happened to their parents.
Five US
21:00 Men in Black II
film Action-packed sequel to the sci-fi comedy about a top secret government task force set up to deal with unruly extraterrestrials. An MIB agent turns to the only man who can help him save the world from a rampaging, shape-shifting alien which has taken on the outward appearance of a sexy lingerie model.
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Sky Three
21:00 X-Weighted
Documentary Series following a group of dieters as they battle their personal demons and work to change their eating habits. Two radio DJs discover some deep-seated issues when they try to uncover the reasons for their large sizes.
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BBC1 South East
22:00 BBC News; Regional News; Weather
News and Current Affairs The latest news and weather.
22:35 One Foot in the Grave
Dramatic Fever
Sitcom Margaret joins the local amateur dramatic society and takes Victor to a Bergerac party. Meanwhile, Margaret's mother manages to get stuck in the bath with wallpaper paste.
BBC2
22:00 Still Game
Hot Seat
Sitcom Scottish sitcom. Craiglang is in the grip of a hot spell. Jack and Victor have found the perfect place to relax in the park on the ultimate bench, but unfortunately Tam and Winston have the same idea. Isa receives news about her ex husband Harry that changes her life.
22:30 Newsnight
News and Current Affairs Gavin Esler introduces comprehensive coverage of the day's main national and international news stories.
BBC3
22:00 EastEnders
Soap Stella is distressed and Peggy is on the war path after Phil stays out all night. Can Shirley urge Phil to make the right decision? Deano and Chelsea join forces to teach Sean a lesson. Li leaves Walford as Wellard goes missing.
22:30 Bashing Booze Birds
No Genre Nicky Taylor hits the drinking circuits of Britain to investigate what's going on with women on their nights out, asking how big is the problem, is the binge drinking to blame and what the link is between alcohol and aggression.
BBC4
22:00 Tina Brown Talks to Kirsty Wark
Talk show Kirsty Wark in conversation with magazine editor Tina Brown.
22:30 The Cult of... Adam Adamant Lives!
Entertainment Series looking at cult sci-fi series recalls Adam Adamant, an unwitting Edwardian time-traveller thwarting baddies while he gets to grips with 1960's London. Frozen in a block of ice beneath Picadilly by his arch-enemy, Adamant is disinterred by a workman digging up the road 60-odd years later. The programme reveals why the leading actor broke down in tears on the first day of filming and how ITV's The Avengers both inspired and finally saw off its rival.
BBC News 24
22:00 BBC Ten O'Clock News Hour
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world, the day's sport and business plus reviews of tomorrow's papers.
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ITV1 Anglia
22:00 Tarrant on TV
Entertainment Chris Tarrant casts an ever watchful eye over the frequently bizarre and often extreme world of television.
22:30 ITV News; Weather
News and Current Affairs The latest national and international news, plus national weather. Including local news programmes.
ITV2
22:00 Bird on a Wire
film Fast-paced action as an informer goes on the run when his witness protection programme collapses and leaves him a prime target for the drug barons he once betrayed. Uncharitably, he drags his former girlfriend into the chase, and together they set off on a cross-country adventure.
ITV3
22:05 The Last Detective
Lofty
Drama Comedy drama series adapted from the novel by Leslie Thomas. Davies unravels the true identity of a tramp found floating in a canal - a shell-shocked war veteran whose apparent death by misadventure leads him along a trail of tragic coincidences.
ITV4
22:00 Play Misty for Me
film Tense thriller about a radio DJ who becomes the object of a listener's desire that escalates into a fanatical obsession. After a one-night stand, he finds himself pursued by a woman who won't take no for an answer and goes to increasingly drastic lengths to declare her undying love for him. When these fail, her desire is transformed into an uncontrolled bid for revenge. Clint Eastwood's directorial debut.
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Channel 4
22:00 My Name Is Earl
Van Hickey
Sitcom Second season of the hit US comedy. Earl tries to make amends with the senior citizen who was lead singer in his band before being fired. While he organises a reunion show, Earl also has to deal with his friend Ralph, who has just found out something upsetting about his mother and Earl.
22:30 Bernard Manning From Beyond the Grave
Documentary No-one likes to speak ill of the dead, but surely there was more to the remarkable revision of opinion about Bernard Manning after his recent death than this quaint convention. Considering how reviled he was in the latter part of his lifetime by Britain's cultural "elite", the tone of many obituaries was astonishingly forgiving, even admiring. He was, said many, a brilliant, ruthlessly honest comedian who fell victim to the so-called "PC brigade". Could this be the same Bernard Manning who was latterly shunned by TV because of the extreme racism, sexism and any other ism you care to name of his act? Yet here we have Manning himself, addressing us on TV, as the lurid title would have it, "from beyond the grave". A preview DVD wasn't available, but we're told Manning's epitaph contains his refl ections on his upbringing and on his enormous success and notoriety. He also trots out that same old line that he was similarly insulting about everyone, regardless of race, sex and so on. Which I suppose makes everything all right, doesn't it? RT reviewer - Alison Graham
More4
22:00 Without a Trace
One and Only
Drama American drama series. The team searches for a family court judge who went missing after ruling on a case involving a young boy caught between his mother and his abusive father.
E4
22:00 Big Brother's Big Mouth
Entertainment The Big Brother debate show giving fans, journalists, relatives of the housemates and obsessives the chance to air their opinions of this year's housemates.
22:30 Fonejacker
Entertainment Comedy series in which telephone prank caller Fonejacker scams and bewilders members of the public with a host of bizarre characters.
Film4
22:40 Shaft
film Remake of the 70s cult detective drama putting a new spin on the story. John Shaft, the namesake nephew of the original private eye, is a dedicated cop who is assigned to a racially motivated murder case when a rich kid kills a man and arranges to ensure an innocent verdict. Can the detective find the only witness to the crime before the murderer's strong-arm lackeys?
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Five
22:00 Shark
Backfire
Drama US drama about a charismatic former defence attorney who switches sides by joining the prosecutor's office. The shooting of two black youths leads to protests within the community and accusations of a police cover-up. Meanwhile, Julie must face up to the consequences of her actions.
Five Life
22:00 Skeleton Stories
Bone Island
Documentary Forensic science docu-drama. Research on the bones of 17th-century French settlers found on St Croix island yields a milestone in medical history. Also, the body of missing Jason Petrie is found.
Five US
22:40 Showgirls
film Explicit drama in which a young woman hits the Las Vegas strip joints seeking stardom. Her goal is to star in a glamorous show, but she soon discovers that success has a high price and she must claw her way up from the bottom, starting in a seedy lap dancing club.
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Sky Three
22:00 Street Wars
Documentary Documentary series following a crack British police unit who deal with muggers, pickpockets, vandals and drunks on a daily basis, tackling street crime.
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BBC1 South East
23:05 This Week
Current affairs A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil and his resident helpers Michael Portillo and Diane Abbott.
23:50 Mr Jealousy
film Romantic comedy about lonely bachelor Lester Grimm, who meets a woman called Ramona, but finds his jealousy uncontrollable. It finds a focus in her most recent boyfriend, arrogant best-selling author Dashiell, and Lester joins Dashiell's therapy group in the hope of discovering his feelings for Ramona.
BBC2
23:20 Rome
Drama Drama series looking at the birth of the Roman Empire through the eyes of ordinary citizens as well as famous historical figures. With Mark Antony and Octavian uneasily allied, their old enemies Brutus and Cassius make an unexpected resurgence. Will Brutus finally triumph over his old enemies? Meanwhile Vorenus fails to notice the dangerous treachery that his eldest daughter has been drawn into.
BBC3
23:25 Stigmata
film Provocative thriller in which a priest from the Vatican is sent to investigate claims that an atheist woman from a small town is displaying stigmata - the wounds of Christ - on her wrists and forehead.
BBC4
23:00 Children's TV On Trial
1970s
Documentary Five-part series which tunes in to the decades of children's programming from its origins in the 1950s through to the 1990s.
BBC News 24
23:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
23:30 HARDtalk
Current affairs Interviews with newsworthy personalities.
BBC Parliament
23:00 The Record
Current affairs Highlights of the day in Parliament presented by Tessa Duggleby.
23:30 Lords Questions
Current affairs Recorded coverage of House of Lords Questions.
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ITV1 Anglia
23:00 News Knight with Sir Trevor McDonald
Entertainment New topical comedy show with Sir Trevor McDonald. After 30 years of treating political leaders and celebrities with respect as a newsreader, Trevor has the chance to trade jokes and satirical sideswipes at public figures with comedian Marcus Brigstocke and two guests.
23:35 Natasha Bedingfield's Orange Playlist
Music and Arts Pop princess Natasha Bedingfield tells Jayne Middlemiss about the playlist that would make up the soundtrack to her life. Including five tracks from her past, present and future, as well as a dedication to someone special and her all time favourite.
ITV3
23:40 Hack
The Fog of War
Drama US drama series about a disgraced former cop-turned-cab driver. Mike tries to help his suicidal cousin, a soldier suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder.
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Channel 4
23:35 8 Out of 10 Cats
Comedy Jimmy Carr presents the fifth series of the comedy show. Team captains Sean Lock and Jason Manford discuss the findings of opinion polls on wacky or trivial topics with celebrity panellists. Tonight's guests are Greg Rusedski, Trisha Goddard and Alun Cochrane.
More4
23:05 Without a Trace
Two of Us
Drama American drama series about the FBI Missing Persons Squad, which uses advanced psychological profiling in tackling missing person's cases. A high school student goes missing after leaving a prom early to get some rest in her hotel room, leaving behind a bloody dress.
E4
23:05 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest action live and direct from the Big Brother house.
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Five
23:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Weeping Willows
Drama Forensic drama series. Catherine locks horns with Grissom when a man she flirted with in a bar becomes the prime suspect in a murder investigation. Meanwhile, Mia deals with cross-contamination of evidence in the DNA lab.
Five Life
23:00 Programmes start at 6.00am
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Sky Three
23:00 The Girl Who Lives in the Dark
Documentary Documentary following nine-year-old Wan Lao Yang, who lives with a rare disorder which makes exposure to the sun very dangerous for her.
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BBC2
00:15 Rome
Drama Drama series looking at the birth of the Roman Empire through the eyes of ordinary citizens as well as famous historical figures. As Servilia mourns the death of her beloved son, Atia is also devastated by some shocking news. Meanwhile Pullo's infidelity reaps catastrophic results.
BBC4
00:00 London Calling: Inside the BBC World Service
Changing Faces
Documentary Documentary series which goes behind the scenes at that most venerable of institutions, the BBC World Service. Ghanaian radio star Komla Dumor is brought in by the BBC to give a new populist style to the revamped English language morning show in Africa. Jamilah Tangaza, the first African woman head of a department, has a bold project to move half her output from Bush House to Abuja, even though the Nigerian government have banned foreign news programmes.
BBC News 24
00:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
00:30 World Business Report
Business Presenting not just the headlines, but the explanations behind the headlines, and an examination of the trends in technology and the world of business.
BBC Parliament
00:00 Political Highlights
Current affairs Recorded coverage of political highlights.
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ITV1 Anglia
00:00 ITV Play: Glitterball
Interests Join us for a ground breaking, glamorous world of winning where you can take the cash or splash out on the trip of a lifetime.
ITV2
00:05 Katie & Peter - The Next Chapter: The Baby Diaries
Entertainment Harvey is involved in another accident and ends up in hospital once again. Peter and Katie give an intimate interview to OK magazine, discussing topics from sexuality to shaving - and exclusively revealing the sex of their new baby. Pete's near-death experience has given him a different outlook on life, while Katie's fear of needles and history of post-natal depression has encouraged her to seek psychological support for the birth of her new child.
ITV3
00:40 Jeeves and Wooster
Comedy Comedy drama series based on PG Wodehouse's classic tales. Aunt Dahlia prevails upon Jeeves to persuade Anatole to return to Brinkley Court. And Berties undertakes to reunite cousin Angela with Tuppy and Gussie with Madeline.
ITV4
00:00 Tour de France Highlights
Sport Stage five - 184km from Chablis to Autun. A demanding stage over a succession of hills that could favour daring breakaway riders like Belgium's Philippe Gilbert, former Tour of Britain winner Nick Nuyens or Italy's Alessandro Ballan. Presented by Gary Imlach, with commentary by Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwen, and reports from Ned Boulting.
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Channel 4
00:05 The Iraq Commission
Current affairs Series of televised hearings in which an independent Foreign Policy Centre inquiry hear expert testimony about Britain's involvement in Iraq. The panel, chaired by Lord Paddy Ashdown, Baroness Margaret Jay and Lord Tom King, will then present their findings to Gordon Brown and the leaders of the main political parties. Tonight's programme features Salam Pax, the 'Baghdad Blogger,' who warns that Iraq is becoming Islamist state.
More4
00:05 Commander in Chief
State of the Unions
Drama Drama series set at the highest level of the American government headed by the country's first ever female president. Mack's husband has his drink spiked, and the results are embarrassing for her. It turns out that it was the Democrats who played the trick on him, and they are forced to apologize publicly.
E4
00:35 Friday Night Project
Entertainment Entertainment for Friday night with comedians Justin Lee Collins and Alan Carr. Guest host Paula Abdul provides the opening monologue and fields questions from Alan, Justin and the studio audience.
Film4
00:35 The Death of Mr Lazarescu
film A darkly comic, real time look at the last two hours of a man's life. A dying pensioner is shuttled around Bucharest in an ambulance, with every hospital refusing to take him in for reasons of bureaucracy, inefficency and indifference. A savage satire on the flimsiness of social welfare nets.
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Five
00:00 Quiz Call
Interests Interactive quiz show giving viewers the chance to answer questions for money. Viewers contact the studio to compete for cash prizes.
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Sky Three
00:00 Football Years
1993/94
Entertainment Series looking back over the past 25 years in football. The 1993/94 season.
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BBC1 South East
01:35 Sign Zone:Panorama
What Happened Next?
Documentary A return to earlier stories and investigations to report on developments, including what NHS bosses did after some undercover filming in two maternity units, and how John Sweeney found unwanted international fame after his confrontation with Scientology.
BBC2
01:15 A Love Divided
film The moving, true story of a couple who were torn apart by religious strife amid the events in Co Wexford which led to the Fethard boycott. A Catholic man marries a Protestant woman, and turmoil ensues when the woman begins to resent being forced to educate her daughter in a Catholic school.
BBC3
01:00 Honey We're Killing the Kids
Entertainment Psychology expert Kris Murrin shows families the devastating effects their lifestyle will have on their children, by showing the parents what their offspring will look like at 40. While mum Michelle Spencer throws tantrums, 8-year-old Jessica takes refuge in food by binge eating. Her dad and grandma were both morbidly obese and died young of heart disease, and Jessica is heading in the same direction. Since dad died the family has fallen apart and every aspect of their lives will need to change.
BBC4
01:00 Every Prime Minister Needs a Willie: Or How to Be a Deputy
BBC Four on BBC2
Documentary Documentary looking at the role of Deputy Prime Minister and asking whether Britain really needs one. The film charts the ups and downs of our Deputy Prime Ministers, Clement Attlee and Herbert Morrison through Michael Heseltine and Geoffrey Howe to the present incumbent.
BBC News 24
01:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
01:30 World News Tonight
Current affairs The latest news from ABC in America.
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ITV2
01:05 ITV Play: Glitterball
Interests Join us for a ground breaking, glamorous world of winning where you can take the cash or splash out on the trip of a lifetime.
ITV3
01:40 Heartbeat
Catch Us if You Can
Drama Drama series set in 1960s Yorkshire. Nick goes undercover to investigate strong-arm tactics in the jukebox business. Ventress goes on a disastrous stag night, and a visit from Inpsector Hackett leaves Blaketon a very worried man.
ITV4
01:05 Comedy Movie Season:Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
film Brash comedy about a fish-tank cleaner who agrees to house-sit for a gigolo and finds that answering a phone call opens up a new career as a male escort.
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More4
01:05 The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Current affairs Award-winning late-night chat show with comic reports and sketches on American current affairs with satirist Jon Stewart.
01:25 Countdown
Game show Des O'Connor and Carol Vorderman host the show where contestants race against the clock in the words and numbers game.
E4
01:40 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest action live and direct from the Big Brother house.
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Five US
01:00 Quiz Call
Interests Interactive quiz show giving viewers the chance to answer questions for money. Viewers contact the studio to compete for cash prizes.
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Sky Three
01:00 Guilty!
Talk show Talk show in which guests try to resolve their problems in a courtroom with the help of a judge and jury. Presented by Carole Malone.
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BBC1 South East
02:05 Sign Zone:Tony, Sedgefield and Me
Current affairs What has life been like for the people whose local MP became Britain's longest serving Labour prime minister? Friends, neighbours and those who have encountered Sedgefield's MP look back on their part in Tony Blair's story.
02:35 Sign Zone:The Real Cherie
Documentary Fiona Bruce presents a documentary about six months in the life of prime minister's Tony Blair's wife, Cherie, as his time as leader comes to an end. She talks candidly about the highs, lows and controversies of the last decade and reveals what it is like to be married to the man with the top job. Other aspects of Cherie's life, such as her job as a QC and her experience as a working mother, are also covered, and there are contributions from ex-First Ladies, Hillary Clinton and Laura Bush.
BBC2
02:50 Joins BBC News 24
News and Current Affairs
BBC3
02:00 Bashing Booze Birds
No Genre Nicky Taylor hits the drinking circuits of Britain to investigate what's going on with women on their nights out, asking how big is the problem, is the binge drinking to blame and what the link is between alcohol and aggression.
02:55 Anthea Turner: The Perfect Housewife
No Genre Series in which Anthea Turner attempts to revolutionise the running of Britain's households by teaching hopeless housewives how to become domestic goddesses at her country mansion. Stephanie and Jenny enrol at Anthea's remedial school and take classes in flower arranging and household organisation, and learn how to knock out a pizza. Once school's out they return to confront their horrendous homes and put their lessons to good use.
BBC4
02:00 London Calling: Inside the BBC World Service
Changing Faces
Documentary Documentary series which goes behind the scenes at that most venerable of institutions, the BBC World Service. Ghanaian radio star Komla Dumor is brought in by the BBC to give a new populist style to the revamped English language morning show in Africa. Jamilah Tangaza, the first African woman head of a department, has a bold project to move half her output from Bush House to Abuja, even though the Nigerian government have banned foreign news programmes.
BBC News 24
02:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
02:30 The Record
Current affairs Highlights of the day in Parliament presented by Tessa Duggleby.
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ITV3
02:35 Ironside
The Armageddon Gang
Drama Police drama series set in San Francisco. The Chief investigates the disappearance of an electronics expert who has been charged with espionage.
ITV4
02:45 Millennium
The Wild and the Innocent
Drama Drama series about an ex-cop who tracks down serial killers. Frank Black searches for answers when a young couple get revenge on an attempted rapist by kidnapping him and setting off on a killing spree.
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Channel 4
02:10 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest housemate action broadcast live and direct from the Big Brother house.
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Sky Three
02:00 Vroom Vroom
Interests Funny and informative automobile show presented by Jon Desborough, Brendan Coogan, Lisa Rogers and Emma Parker Bowles. Timmy Mallet takes on the Cat and Mouse challenge, and a Mini Cooper races a toy version of itself.
02:55 Zoo Story
Documentary Ruth Langsford narrates this series providing a fascinating insight into what life is really like for the colourful assortment of inhabitants at Paignton Zoo. Zoo vet Ghislaine Sayers and keeper Jason Knight remove Indu, a limping lion cub, from her mother to be x-rayed and treated. Tensions mount while they wait to see whether Indu's parents accept her back into the family following human contact.
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BBC1 South East
03:35 Sign Zone:Peter and Dan Snow: 20th Century Battlefields
1951 Korea
Documentary Peter and Dan Snow, through sophisticated graphics, bring to life the forgotten war of the 20th century: the battle for Korea. The Snows journey to the border between North and South Korea and tell the story of two key moments in the years of fighting that embroiled soldiers from countries around the world.
BBC4
03:00 Children's TV On Trial
1970s
Documentary Five-part series which tunes in to the decades of children's programming from its origins in the 1950s through to the 1990s.
BBC News 24
03:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
03:30 World Business Report
Business Presenting not just the headlines, but the explanations behind the headlines, and an examination of the trends in technology and the world of business.
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ITV3
03:25 Savage Planet
21st Century Plague
Documentary The series looking at the powerful natural forces which affect the Earth examines how the deadly mosquito - which spreads diseases including malaria across several continents and causes the death of up to three million people each year - is continuing to expand its reach across the globe.
03:50 Film File
Interests Movie show with the latest releases, star interviews and clips from the films.
ITV4
03:40 Movies Now
Interests The latest movie news and reviews.
03:50 Wrecking Your Life
Entertainment Looking for ways to be struck off the family Christmas-card list? Take a few tips from likely lad Jack as he fumbles his way through some rather embarrassing situations.
03:55 And Another Thing...
Entertainment Series of short films in which comedians vent their spleens about the things that drive them mad. Funnymen Paul Tonkinson, Jeremy Hardy and Jason Manford have their say.
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Channel 4
03:50 The Invisible Circus
film Coming-of-age drama set in the 1970s. An unhappy American teenager travels to Europe to retrace the steps of her sister, who committed suicide eight years earlier. As her sibling's story unravels, she finds herself falling in love with her sister's former boyfriend.
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