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BBC1 South East
06:00 Breakfast
News and Current Affairs News and topical reports.
BBC2
06:00 CBeebies:Fimbles
Echo
Children Series for young children in which colourful characters Fimbo, Florrie and Baby Pom explore the magical valley around them. Pom finds an echo.
06:20 The Story Makers
Flying
Children When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and make new stories. Jackson finds out where snow comes from.
06:35 Balamory
The Yoghurt Pot Bird
Children Live action series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. Edie is going to show the children at the nursery a video about birds of paradise, but there is a slight mix up with Suzie's puddings.
BBC News 24
06:00 Breakfast
News and Current Affairs Early-morning programme with news bulletins.
BBC Parliament
06:00 Trade and Industry Committee
Current affairs Recorded coverage of the Trade and Industry Committee inquiry into the Post Office Network from Wednesday 24 January.
CBeebies
06:00 Fimbles
Echo
Children Series for young children in which colourful characters Fimbo, Florrie and Baby Pom explore the magical valley around them. Pom finds an echo.
06:20 The Story Makers
Flying
Children When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and make new stories. Jackson finds out where snow comes from.
06:35 Balamory
The Yoghurt Pot Bird
Children Live action series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. Edie is going to show the children at the nursery a video about birds of paradise, but there is a slight mix up with Suzie's puddings.
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ITV1 Anglia
06:00 GMTV Newshour
News and Current Affairs A comprehensive round-up of today's national and international news stories, presented by John Stapleton and Carla Romano.
06:58 GMTV Today
Interests In National Volunteers Week, a celebrity follows a volunteer to discover what charity work is like. Plus Richard Arnold's TV highlights. Hosted by Ben Shephard and Penny Smith.
ITV2
06:00 Fun Song Factory
Friends
Children Young viewers get the chance to sing and create new songs. The Crew discover what good friends are for, and they get a lovely surprise from everyone's friend, Ozzy.
06:10 Mopatop's Shop
Warm Snow
Children Preschool fun. Dotty Monster wants to play in the snow but finds that it is too cold. When Moosey takes a pair of scissors to a roll of white paper, warm snow could be on the way.
06:25 Engie Benjy
Lift Off Day
Children Pete needs to take the lift up the mountain to give Plane some special cough mixture. But the lifts want to play and won't do what they're told. Engie Benjy is called to the rescue.
06:35 Pocoyo
Children Double bill. Elly Spots: Pocoyo and Pato take good care of Elly when she falls ill. Up, Up and Away: Pocoyo, Pato and Elly have a space adventure and make some new friends along the way. Narrated by Stephen Fry.
06:50 Fun Song Factory
Teddy Day
Children Young viewers get the chance to sing and create new songs. Harry makes a new friend as the Factory provides songs about a cuddly visitor.
ITV3
06:00 Never the Twain
A New Lease of Life
Sitcom Sitcom about rival antique dealers. Old antique dealers never die, they simply fade away. But Simon decides that he is fading away far too quickly for his own good.
06:25 Is It Legal?
Darren's Revenge
Sitcom Sitcom set in the shambolic offices of solicitors Lotus, Spackman and Phelps. Darren decides to exact his revenge when a secret computer file reveals that there are plans afoot to sack him.
06:55 Heartbeat
Arms and the Man
Drama Police drama series set in Yorkshire in the 1960s. The discovery of illegal wartime ammunition leads to problems when it falls into the hands of some local children. Meanwhile, Greengrass wages a war against Lord Ashfordly's new gamekeeper, and tension is rising between Nick and Kate.
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Channel 4
06:00 The Treacle People
Trouble at t'Mill
Animation Children's animation series set on the sticky slopes of Sabden Moor, home of the Silas Mitton Treacle Mining Company. Rosie and Wizzle are in search of a holiday job.
06:10 The Hoobs
Change
Children Preschool fun. Iver's fed up being Iver. `Everything's always the same, day in, day out'. He wants a complete change. But will that really make him happy?
06:35 The Hoobs
Sherlock Groove
Children Preschool fun. Sherlock Groove tries to solve the mystery of the brown marks on the tablecloth.
E4
06:00 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest action live and direct from the Big Brother house.
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Five
06:00 The Save-Ums!
Fix That Trophy!
Children Preschool fun with the miniature superheroes. The Save-Ums help Terrell to mend his prized trophy.
06:10 Fifi and the Flowertots
Daisy Chain Dance
Children Animation about a mischievous young flower girl and her garden friends. The tots were hoping to hold their annual daisy chain dance in the garden but it is all muddy. Can Fifi come up with an idea to ensure the show goes on?
06:25 Franny's Feet
Lighthouse Lily
Children Children's animation. Franny meets a young girl living in a lighthouse with no other children to play with. She shows Franny that it can be fun to play on your own.
06:35 Bird Bath
Starlings
Children Preschool cartoon series about Bob Robin, Mo Sparrow and their friends gathered round the bird bath. Looking for their friends, Bob and Mo keep bumping into a couple of starlings. Something strange is going on, and Bob and Mo decide to get to the bottom of things.
06:45 Hi-5
Enjoying - Difference
Children Five lively presenters make learning fun through music, movement and laughter. Nathan creates a cave in his bedroom while Charli makes a special place with a cardboard box. Kellie and Chats decide to swap breakfasts and Jup Jup helps Kathleen with her making sets game. Tim builds a machine that runs on music.
Five Life
06:00 Beachcomber Bay
Children Puppet fun for youngsters as Salty Dog, Bertha and Sam embark on another adventure aboard their trusty old boat, the Beachcomber.
06:25 Franklin
Children Animation about an inquisitive young turtle. In Franklin and the Red Scooter, Franklin tries to earn enough money to buy a new scooter, like his friend Rabbit's. And in Franklin in the Dark, Franklin's parents discover that he is afraid of small dark places, and tell him a story about another turtle who was afraid of the same thing.
06:50 Rolie Polie Olie
Children Animated adventures with the clockwork boy. Episodes are Doggy Day Afternoon, Visibly Invisible and Itty Bitty Baby Starry.
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Sky Three
06:00 Redcoats
Documentary Fly-on-the-wall series following the lives of the Butlins redcoats. Pete, Tori and Kim are worried about the future as the New Year is welcomed in - will they be offered their jobs back for a new season?
06:30 Zoo Vet at Large
Documentary Leah Bracknell introduces this documentary series that follows zoo vet Matt Brash and colleagues as they go about their business. A poorly pelican causes problems for Matt and three hippos demolish their enclosure.
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BBC2
07:00 Postman Pat
Pat's Difficult Day
Children When Pat wakes up late, it is just the start of a bad day.
07:15 Come Outside
Bread
Education Auntie Mabel and Pippin fly in Auntie's aeroplane to find out where bread comes from. They visit a wheat field, a flour mill and a bakery where Auntie watches loaves being made - inspiring her to sing a song about the many different kinds of bread for sale in the store.
07:30 CBeebies Springwatch
Interests What's in your Patch? Who's hiding in the hide? Jackson and the Nature Detectives investigate.
CBBC
07:00 Newsround
Children Topical news magazine for children.
07:01 The Cramp Twins
Pirate Pants
Children Animation about ten-year-old twins Wayne and Lucien Cramp - brothers who are complete opposites of one another. When Mari gets Lucien to protest about girls having to wear gym skirts, he gets in trouble.
07:15 The Cramp Twins
Neigh Means Neigh
Children Animation about ten-year-old twins Wayne and Lucien Cramp - brothers who are complete opposites of one another. Wendy has a talking pony... or does she?
07:25 Arthur
Children Animation following the adventures of a young aardvark and his friends. Francine decides to launch her very own newspaper. Then, somebody steals DW's bag.
CBeebies
07:00 Get Set Go:Tweenies
Space
Children Preschool fun. The Tweenies make their own solar system and Jake makes his own rocket.
07:20 Boogie Beebies
In The Swim
Children Children's music programme. A chance for viewers to dance. Get In The Swim and learn a dance with Pete and the Boogie Bunch.
07:35 Lazytown
Defeeted
Children Fun with pink-haired Stephanie, an optimistic eight year old and superhero Sportacus as they learn how to make healthy choices and get active. Their friends include Ziggy, Stingy, Pixel and Trixie. On Spectacular Sports Day, Robbie tricks Sportacus into putting on a pair of radio-controlled boots, ruining his spectacular football kick and making it all but impossible for him to function as a superhero. Sportacus must defeat his own feet to stop Robbie becoming the new town hero, Lazycus.
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ITV2
07:00 Winx Club
Witchtrap
Children The animated Winx Club girls meet at the Alfea School for Fairies, and use their magical powers to try to save the universe from the evil of wicked witches. Upon meeting each other in their first year at the school, they quickly become best buds and have a year packed full of adventure, fun and of course, magic.
07:25 Biker Mice from Mars
Reeking Reigh of Head Cheese Part One
Children Lawrence Limburger kidnaps the Mayor of Chicago and frames the Biker Mice. After appointing himself Acting Mayor, Limburger plans to steal the entire city.
07:55 Transformers Cybertron
Fallen
Children Animated series with vehicles that transform themselves into mighty robots. When Cybertron is threatened by a colossal black hole, Optimus Prime and the Autobots have no choice but to evacuate the entire planet.
ITV3
07:50 Robin of Sherwood
Lord of the Trees
Drama Drama series. When the Sheriff of Nottingham goes out of town and leaves Gisbourne in charge, Gisbourne hires a band of ruthless Flemish mercenaries to battle Robin and his company.
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Channel 4
07:00 Just Shoot Me
The Impossible Dream
Sitcom Sitcom about a journalist who is forced to ask her estranged, womanising father for a job on his magazine after being fired from her job. Amy decides to date Elliott and Finch simultaneously.
07:30 Big Brother's Little Brother
Entertainment Dermot O'Leary presents the fanzine show live from the Big Brother nerve centre bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.
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Five
07:20 Roary the Racing Car
CiCi Takes the Blame
Animation Animated adventures of the cheerful racing car, featuring the voice of Peter Kay. Marsha thinks CiCi is to blame for her tyre-marked picnic blanket.
07:30 Rupert Bear
Rupert and the Cloud Shepherd
Children Animated adventures of Rupert Bear. Rupert, Ping Pong, Bill and Ming are amazed to discover strange fluffy, squeaky white shapes all over Nutwood. They realise that the shapes are clouds which must have somehow come to earth. They have great fun playing racing, bouncing and catching games with the clouds until one of them springs a leak. Then the Cloud Shepherd arrives and tells them that the clouds need to be returned up into the sky before they run out of rain. But how?
07:45 Make Way for Noddy
A Bike for Big Ears
Children Children's animation. When Noddy accidentally runs over Big Ears's bike, he offers to have it repaired 'better than new', and has Mr Sparks install a motor without Big Ears's knowledge.
Five Life
07:10 George Shrinks
Round Up the Usual Insects
Children Children's animation about an intrepid three-inch-tall boy. George and Becky are doing a project on insects - as the guests at Mom's dinner party are about to find out!
07:40 Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs
I Wish
Children Animation about a boy whose toy dinosaurs come to life and transport him to a magical world. When Harry is disappointed that none of his wishes come true in the real world, the dinosaurs take him to visit the wishing well in Dino World where wishes are readily granted. The story ends with Harry wishing he hadn't wished for anything in the first place!
07:50 Franny's Feet
Bedtime for Bears
Children Children's animation. Franny helps a young woodland bear who is having trouble hibernating.
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Sky Three
07:00 Eye of the Storm
Documentary Richard Madeley presents camcorder footage of natural disasters. This programme features footage of the worst flash floods in Texas history, which swelled the Guadeloupe River. A coachload of children were forced to cling to trees until help arrived. Tragically, ten could not hold on.
07:30 The Tube
Documentary Series following London Underground staff as they face the daily challenge of running an over-stretched and under-funded network. With a look at one of the Underground's 43 abandoned stations, repairing a broken escalator, and the race to complete the east end of Canary Wharf station in time for its official opening by Mayor Ken Livingstone.
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BBC2
08:00 Springwatch Trackers
Children It's the deciding day of the tracker challenge and the teams have everything to play for in a timed challenge that takes them on a night-time bug hunt and a search through rockpools. Simon King joins in live from Islay to tell the teams who has won. And you can see if a butterfly has a sweet tooth as we make a butterfly feeder.
08:30 What's New Scooby Doo?
Toy Scary Boo
Children Children's animated series about a group of teenage sleuths and their cowardly dog. Things look far from playful when the toys start to take over a toy store.
08:50 SMart
Opposites
Children Mark Speight and Kirsten O'Brien present the programme that turns everyday objects into exciting and easy-to-make pictures, as well as answering art queries. Kirsten and some viewers create an installation for the Saatchi gallery, Mark makes pictures in reverse and artist Ben Long makes dirty vans beautiful.
BBC News 24
08:30 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
BBC Parliament
08:00 Treatment of Asylum Seekers Committee
Documentary Recorded coverage of the Joint Committee on Human Rights session on the treatment of asylum seekers.
CBBC
08:00 Time Warp Trio
Harem Scare 'Em
Children Animation. Jodie, Sam and Fred warp to the Topkapi Palace in the Ottoman Empire during the 16th century. They meet Selim, Suleiman the Magnificent's son, and his wily monkey, Dimples! The kids find themselves in a race through the palace and up to the top of a minaret with a crazed Dimples who suddenly starts wielding a scimitar and looking and sounding an awful lot like Mad Jack!
08:30 Mortified
The Chosen One
Children Comedy. Taylor Fry feels like a misfit, but deals with the world around her with a little imagination. Taylor is inspired by the teachings of a Buddhist monk, who shares the concept of a simple life without possessions. She decides to live a serene and noble life, and starts by sacrificing all her material possessions in pursuit of true happiness. However, she quickly finds out that this is not as easy as it sounds, as her earthly desires get in the way.
CBeebies
08:00 Numberjacks
Children Comedy adventure series, aimed at 4 and 5-year-olds, in which animated numbers solve mathematical problems in the real world, with input from real children. Numbers 3 and 4 are playing musical statues. Agents are called in - things are going wrong! Things that usually move are still and things that shouldn't move are moving! Number 6 takes on the mission and heads out to solve the mystery. It's Spooky Spoon who is to blame! Number 3 joins in and they soon get the right things moving again.
08:15 Bobinogs
The Seasons
Children Series introducing social skills to three to five-year-olds. The Bobinogs learn about different seasons and the order they come in. From the cold winter to the hot summer, the gang learn the colours and weather associated with them.
08:30 CBeebies Springwatch
Interests What's in your Patch? Who's hiding in the hide? Jackson and the Nature Detectives investigate.
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ITV2
08:25 Sabrina The Animated Series
Field of Screams
Children Cartoon comedy about the novice teenage witch whose powers all too often land her in a tight spot. Sabrina's baseball team is on a major losing streak - as Gem points out. Sabrina conjures up the perfect team, well almost perfect - they are all monsters from the Netherworld!
08:55 Sonic Underground
Mobodoon
Children Cartoon fun with the popular hedgehog character. Sonic, Manic and Sonia return to their birthplace, Mobodoon. But their homecoming is interrupted by Sleet and Dingo who arrive to collect back taxes on Dr Robotnik's orders.
ITV3
08:55 Ironside
His Fiddler's Three
Drama Detective drama series featuring Chief Robert Ironside of the San Francisco Police Department. The murder of a string quartet member brings unexpected music to the Chief's ears.
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Channel 4
08:00 Big Brother
Documentary Another chance to see the highlights of the past 24 hours in the house.
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Five
08:00 Say It with Noddy
Wait
Children Learn French, Spanish, Mandarin, Swahili, Russian and Urdu through the adventures of Noddy and his Toyland friends. Martha Monkey and Noddy are meant to be sharing an ice cream sundae, but Martha keeps on running off with it. Whizz teaches Noddy the word 'wait' to help him catch up with Martha.
08:05 Fifi and the Flowertots
Fifi's Snowy Fun
Children Animation about a mischievous young flower girl and her garden friends.
08:20 Peppa Pig
Daddy's Movie Camera
Children Animation about a lovable young pig. Daddy Pig gets a new movie camera. First, Peppa shows him how to work it, and then he records Peppa saying hello. Everyone laughs when they see Peppa on TV.
08:25 Thomas & Friends
Big Strong Henry
Children Timeless series following the adventures of a cheeky little tank engine and his engine friends. Gordon and Henry compete to see who can carry the heaviest load. However, they soon realise that you don't have to be strong to be useful.
08:40 Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends
Lost and Sound
Children Animation based on the best-selling children's books. Spinner thinks of a song but forgets how it goes before he can sing it for his parents. Fortunately, Holley shows him how to use a device called a 'Melody Catcher' to get it back.
08:50 Sandy and Mr Flapper
Big and Small
Children Children's puppet show about a hyperactive meerkat and a solemn penguin who live on a barge on the River Thames. It is a beautiful day and Mr Flapper is going to teach Sandy to fish. He chooses a big fishing kit for himself and a small fishing kit for her. But they fail to catch anything other than some old boots, so the two head into the village to the fishmonger where Sandy doesn't like the look of what's on offer!
Five Life
08:05 The Save-Ums!
The Mystery of Winston's Garden!
Children Preschool fun with the miniature superheroes. There are some strange things going on in Winston's garden. Some of his fruits are vanishing, but the Save-Ums assist him in solving the mystery.
08:20 Hi-5
Trees
Children Five lively presenters make learning fun through music, movement and laughter. Charli is a magical tree creature.
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Sky Three
08:00 Sky Travel Shop - Sky Three
Travel The latest tourism and travel news.
08:30 Vets in Hong Kong
Documentary Series following six vets who work at the Hong Kong SPCA, one of the region's busiest practices. Two vets - Tudor and Ali - are in the running to open the new Lantau clinic. Chris has to make the choice.
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BBC1 South East
09:15 Animal Park
Interests Ben Fogle and Kate Humble explore life behind the scenes at Longleat Estate and Safari Park. The white rhino have got a case of the trots, so Kate tries an unusual homeopathic cure. Lion cub Jasira has developed a limp and needs treatment. And two brave Longleat guides on their fund-raising adventure plunge to earth.
BBC2
09:15 Mona the Vampire
Children The cartoon adventures of a ten-year-old girl who solves ghoulish mysteries. In Flutopia, Mona uncovers a bizarre connection between a flu epidemic at school and alien abductions. And in Interchange Intrigue the great Phineas arrives with plans to solve the traffic problem, but Mona realises that he is a pharaoh intending to enslave the locals.
09:40 Watch My Chops
Children The adventures of Corneil, the super-intelligent dog. In Stroke of Genius, Bernie finds himself in even more trouble after Corneil helps him with some school work. In The Dog Sitter Show, Corneil stars in a sitcom.
BBC News 24
09:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
CBBC
09:00 Raven: The Island
The Island
Children Fantasy game show set on a mystical island. The first week of the quest is over. The Lions, Wolves and Eagles have made good progress but there are many more miles to travel and much to do if they are to reach the fortress in the centre of Alaunus in time.
09:30 Only in America
Proms
Children Fearne Cotton and Reggie Yates are sent on a roadtrip of a lifetime around the USA to discover the weird, wacky and wonderful things the US has to offer. It's week five, and Fearne and Reggie go back to class to find out what American high school is really like.
CBeebies
09:00 Balamory
The Yoghurt Pot Bird
Children Live action series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. Edie is going to show the children at the nursery a video about birds of paradise, but there is a slight mix up with Suzie's puddings.
09:20 Something Special
Under The Sea
Education Educational series for four- to seven-year-old children with learning difficulties, offering teachers, parents and carers a range of approaches to develop language and communication skills. Find out how to sign fish, crab, octopus and lots of other underwater animals.
09:35 Tikkabilla
Children Magazine programme for preschool children, with songs, rhymes, surprise guests, animals and things to make. Paul, Sarah-Jane and Tamba find out about ants and hair-braiding.
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ITV1 Anglia
09:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show
After 20 Years of Absence Will My Daughter Accept Me As Her Father?
Talk show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
ITV2
09:25 Coronation Street
Soap Paul decides that it's time to make his feelings clear to Leanne. Claire struggles to find any evidence that Casey ever existed. Kirk tries to piece his life back together after losing Fiz. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/coronationstreet.
09:55 Emmerdale
Soap Carl is pushed to the edge - but will he confess all to Carrie? Val's attempts to apologise go horribly wrong. Lisa worries about Debbie's recent behaviour. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/emmerdale.
ITV3
09:55 Quincy, ME
Gentle into That Good Night
Drama LA County's sleuthing chief coroner stakes his reputation on another case. Quincy discovers new meaning in life when he is introduced to a young mother dying of cancer, who accepts her fate gallantly.
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Channel 4
09:00 Frasier
Juvenilia
Sitcom American sitcom about a radio psychiatrist. Frasier agrees to appear on a seemingly innocent teen magazine radio show, only to be confronted by a panel of brainy high-school students.
09:25 Always
film Fantasy romance in which the spirit of an ace fire-fighting pilot returns to Earth to watch over the woman he loved and help a trainee pilot follow in his footsteps. But when he returns to his old airfield - invisible to earthly beings - he discovers that the rookie is not only looking to emulate his career, but also has his eye on his grieving girlfriend. A remake of the 1943 film A Guy Named Joe, and Audrey Hepburn's last film role.
More4
09:00 Deal or No Deal
Game show Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Viewers can enter a daily prize draw, with a cash prize of up to 10,000 pounds, by calling . Calls cost a pound; mobile and other network rates may vary. Lines open and close during the programme.
09:45 Property Ladder US
Interests US version of the show which offers advice to amateur property developers looking to make a profit in the housing market. Presented by veteran real estate investor Kirsten Kemp.
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Five
09:00 The Wright Stuff
Entertainment Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. Guest expert Dr Miriam Stoppard offers advice on sex and relationships. With panellists Ed Vaizey and Phina Oruche.
Five Life
09:00 Make Way for Noddy
Noddy and the Bumper Monster
Children Children's animated series. Martha Monkey's prank on Noddy backfires when the lamp-post she ties to his bumper comes loose and bounces along behind his car, making Noddy think that a monster is out to get him.
09:10 Say It with Noddy
Goodnight
Children Learn French, Spanish, Mandarin, Swahili, Russian and Urdu through the adventures of Noddy and his Toyland friends. Noddy goes through Toy Town wishing 'good night' to all of his friends in Urdu.
09:20 Little Princess
But They're Mine!
Children Julian Clary narrates an animated series based on the picture books. Little Princess is getting bigger and she can't fit into her favourite clothes any more. But that doesn't mean she's ready to give them up just yet.
09:35 Oswald
Catrina's Birthday Cake
Children The adventures of a loveable blue octopus, his pet hot dog and a cast of quirky characters who reside in Oswald's hometown - Big City. Oswald volunteers to make a special birthday cake for Catrina's birthday party.
Five US
09:00 Teleshopping
Interests Shopping from home.
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Sky Three
09:00 Sky Travel Shop
Travel Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines.
09:30 The Tube
Documentary Series following London Underground staff as they face the daily challenge of running an over-stretched and under-funded network. Discover what it takes to replace 4,000 tonnes of ballast, 1,600 sleepers and more than 1,300 metres of track in just six days. Plus, see how an unattended bag on a Piccadilly Line train causes frayed nerves and a station evacuation.
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BBC1 South East
10:00 Homes under the Hammer
Interests Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts visit a Grade II listed farmhouse in Derbyshire, a split-level flat with a split-level personality in Holloway, and a rather smelly property in Plymouth. We see who buys them and how much they sell for as they go under the hammer.
BBC2
10:05 Best of Friends
Game show Rani and Abs bring you the show that tests the friendships of five close mates with a series of terrible tasks and tantalising treats.
10:35 Even Stevens
Dirty Work
Sitcom US sitcom about the sibling rivalry between perfect student Ren Stevens and her class clown brother Louis. Ren stops working for Mr Wexler, and takes a job working for Coach Tugnut. Louis finds a loophole in the school club charter, and establishes a Lumberjack Club that revolves completely around eating pancakes.
BBC News 24
10:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
BBC Parliament
10:10 Treatment of Asylum Seekers Committee
Documentary Recorded coverage of the Joint Committee on Human Rights session on the treatment of asylum seekers.
CBBC
10:00 Best of Friends: Africa
Africa
Game show Rani and Abs bring you the show that tests the friendships of five close mates with a series of terrible tasks and tantalising treats. Not content with having tested the friendships of boys and girls from all over the United Kingdom, they have decided to give Africa a go too as the friendship testing show goes international.
10:30 Expedition Borneo
No Genre Wildlife adventure series following a team of explorers in the heart of the tropical island of Borneo. Their aim is to find evidence that will help the area to be preserved forever. Steve and Justine are camped at the bottom of an enormous hole lying deep in the jungle. They are the first naturalists ever to explore this bizarre twilight world and they stumble across a network of caverns and passages, never explored by humans before. Meanwhile, Tara and her team face white water rapids.
CBeebies
10:00 Big Cook Little Cook
Dentist
Children Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Together they run a special cafe where every day a different customer calls in for a tasty treat. Small discovers huge bites taken out of a various foods in the kitchen but has no idea who made them. Ben has toothache, so when Denise the Dentist arrives they make her a Fruity Smile. In return she leaves them some chattering teeth and an appointment for Ben to go to the dentist to have his teeth checked.
10:25 Little Robots
Stripy's Dancing Flowers
Children Stop-frame animation about Tiny and his Little Robot friends. The Sparky Twins are up to their usual tricks, causing mayhem and chaos.
10:40 Boo!
Police Station
Children Where's Boo? Boo likes to hide and disguise himself. Can you find him? As you look for Boo you will also find his friends Sleeping Bear, Laughing Duck and Growling Tiger. They accompany Boo on his many adventures where he discovers many new friends and places. Today Boo and his friends are in a police station. Look out for a friendly police officer, a shiny police car and a noisy police radio. Pretend to be a police officer with Boo and sing the Shapes song.
10:50 Step Inside
I Want a Cat
Children The magic house invites viewers to `step inside' and join Twinkle, Chloe and Boris for a story. Boris reads a story about a girl whose parents won't let her have a cat. She protests by dressing in a cat costume and refusing to take it off, even at bath time.
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ITV1 Anglia
10:30 This Morning
Entertainment Presented by Ruth Langsford and Eamonn Holmes. From working class girl to Hollywood starlet, Brenda Blethyn talks exclusively about life in and out of the spotlight on the eve of the publication of her memoirs, and veteran actor Peter Falk discusses his autobiography. Including 11.10 ITV News Headlines. 11.15 Local News and Weather. Digital satellite viewers can press red for the latest features and guest information. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/thismorning.
ITV2
10:25 The Oprah Winfrey Show
Talk show Oprah and her studio audience discuss more controversial topics.
ITV3
10:55 Quantum Leap
Her Charm
Drama Scientist Sam Beckett materialises in 1973 as an FBI agent attempting to protect a formidable young woman from the mob.
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More4
10:30 It's Me or the Dog
Documentary Series in which Victoria Stillwell, an experienced animal behaviourist, attempts to improve the conduct of Britain's most unruly dogs. Today, Victoria meets Jimi and Duke, two seven-stone Labradors intent on destroying the home of the Brown family.
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Five
10:30 Trisha Goddard
It's Time to Put an End to My Saucy Phobia!
Talk show Daytime discussion show. Michael has a phobia of baked beans. He is afraid that his obsession with them is affecting his life. Today the show's counsellor Ricky tries to help Michael get over his crippling 'beanophobia'.
Five Life
10:00 Home and Away: The Early Years
Soap Classic episodes of the Summer Bay soap. Edward finally comes face-to-face with his father. Will realises that Sandy was behind the spate of break-ins. Gypsy warns Joel that he's making a fool of himself with Judith. Shauna confronts Sally over her compulsive behaviour.
10:30 Home and Away: The Early Years
Soap Classic episodes of the Summer Bay soap. Will risks his own neck to protect Sandy, Edward takes his mask off, and Judith mourns the loss of Joel and Edward senior.
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Sky Three
10:00 Sky Travel Shop
Travel Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines.
10:30 Zoo Vet at Large
Documentary Leah Bracknell introduces this documentary series that follows zoo vet Matt Brash and colleagues as they go about their business. A basset hound involved in a car accident is taken into the practice with horrific injuries, and Matt judges a pet contest at a local fete.
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BBC1 South East
11:00 To Buy or Not to Buy
Interests Series that gives buyers the chance to test-drive a property before they buy it. Kristian Digby and Simon O'Brien help a Star Wars fan find a pod he can call home.
11:30 Cash in the Attic
Entertainment Series looking at the value of household junk. Donna Kelly lives with her partner Peter and two children Ciara and Steven in the Lancashire countryside. Their home is a vast converted barn and farmhouse, which is ripe for rummaging. With the help of the Cash team, Donna and the kids find some interesting items to take off to auction. Donna wants to raise 800 pounds so she can kit out herself and ballroom dance partner Michael in new attire.
BBC2
11:00 The Magic Pudding
film Animated adventure based on the book by Norman Lindsay. A koala bear sets out on a quest to find his missing parents and along the way makes friends with a landlocked sailor, a penguin and a talking magic pudding. But an evil wombat wants the magic pudding all for himself and the chums must come to the pudding's rescue. Featuring the voices of John Cleese, Geoffrey Rush and Sam Neil.
BBC News 24
11:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
CBBC
11:00 SMart
Nature
Children Mark Speight and Kirsten O'Brien present the programme that turns everyday objects into exciting and easy-to-make pictures. Weather forecasting gives Mark a smart idea and Kirsten gets weaving using things from nature. Dr Speight is on call to help with reflections, Morph puts in an appearance, there's more fun in Arty Towers and another chance to admire viewers' art in The Gallery.
11:30 Blue Peter
Children Zoe is up in the air trying her hand at the daredevil sport of wing walking in today's edition of the children's show.
CBeebies
11:00 Teletubbies
Ladybird
Children Preschool comedy combining fun, fantasy and education. The Teletubbies watch some children spin around on a carousel. The Teletubbies dance a big dance.
11:25 Postman Pat
Postman Pat and the Disappearing Bear
Children The animated adventures of Greendale's postman.
11:40 The Story Makers
Flying
Children When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and make new stories. Jackson finds out where snow comes from.
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ITV2
11:10 Judge Judy
Interests Triple bill of the show in which New York City's outspoken family court judge, Judy Sheindlin, presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts.
ITV3
11:55 Cagney and Lacey
Lost and Found
Drama Police drama series. Chris receives a chilling calling card when her car is stolen by a gang of thieves.
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Channel 4
11:40 Small Railway Journeys
Documentary Jonathan Glancey discovers the railway lines that should have disappeared long ago but live on against the odds as he encounters odd characters and peculiar places. The Great Central was the last main line to be built in Britain.
More4
11:00 It's Me or the Dog
Documentary Series in which Victoria Stillwell, an experienced animal behaviourist, attempts to improve the conduct of Britain's most unruly dogs. Victoria meets Karen Holder, whose six dogs are out of control. The family haven't had visitors for years as the dogs leap all over them and bark and howl incessantly.
11:30 Relocation, Relocation
Documentary Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help members of the public relocate. In this edition they help mother and daughter Gill and Sara Currie to swap their suburban lives in Twickenham for a country pub with bed and breakfast rooms.
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Five
11:30 five news
News and Current Affairs National and international news.
Five Life
11:00 The Wright Stuff
Entertainment Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. Guest expert Dr Miriam Stoppard offers advice on sex and relationships. With panellists Ed Vaizey and Phina Oruche.
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Sky Three
11:00 Sky Travel Shop - Sky Three
Travel The latest tourism and travel news.
11:30 Masterminds
Fool's Gold
Documentary Investigations into some of history's most daring and complex crime capers, revealing how David Walsh stole $6billion from investors when he orchestrated a goldmine hoax that caused shares in his mining company to soar, despite the fact there was no gold to be found.
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BBC1 South East
12:15 Bargain Hunt
Interests Tim Wonnacott presents as two teams of mothers and daughters go hunting for bargains at an antiques fair held on Wetherby racecourse. Experts Colin Young and Philip Allwood advise the teams.
BBC2
12:10 Dangermouse
The Planet of the Cats
Children Dangermouse and Penfold battle against the wicked Baron Greenback once more.
12:30 Working Lunch
Business The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.
BBC News 24
12:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
BBC Parliament
12:15 Treatment of Asylum Seekers Committee
Documentary Recorded coverage of the Joint Committee on Human Rights session on the treatment of asylum seekers.
CBBC
12:00 Really Wild Show
Children Children's wildlife programme, with Michaela Strachan, Nick Baker and Steve Backshall. Nick and Steve play at showing off with some clever cuttlefish and bold baboons. Michaela finds some giant crickets in New Zealand and Nick shows us how to get close to bugs and creepy crawlies.
12:25 Extreme Animals
Children Caroline Flack and Reggie Yates host a children's wildlife series in which viewers vote for one of ten featured animals in different categories. They present ten of the world's biggest show-offs in the animal kingdom, with just one earning a place in the grand final and in with a chance of being crowned the CBBC Ultimate Extreme Animal.
CBeebies
12:00 Balamory
The Yoghurt Pot Bird
Children Live action series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. Edie is going to show the children at the nursery a video about birds of paradise, but there is a slight mix up with Suzie's puddings.
12:20 Something Special
Under The Sea
Education Educational series for four- to seven-year-old children with learning difficulties, offering teachers, parents and carers a range of approaches to develop language and communication skills. Find out how to sign fish, crab, octopus and lots of other underwater animals.
12:35 Tikkabilla
Children Magazine programme for preschool children, with songs, rhymes, surprise guests, animals and things to make. Paul, Sarah-Jane and Tamba find out about ants and hair-braiding.
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ITV1 Anglia
12:30 Loose Women
Talk show Fiery non-stop lunchtime chat and fun with lunchtime's loosest ladies, as they kick-start your weekend with loud and lively gossip.
ITV2
12:30 Coronation Street
Soap Paul decides that it's time to make his feelings clear to Leanne. Claire struggles to find any evidence that Casey ever existed. Kirk tries to piece his life back together after losing Fiz. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/coronationstreet.
ITV3
12:55 Robin of Sherwood
Lord of the Trees
Drama Drama series. When the Sheriff of Nottingham goes out of town and leaves Gisbourne in charge, Gisbourne hires a band of ruthless Flemish mercenaries to battle Robin and his company.
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Channel 4
12:00 News at Noon
News and Current Affairs Daily news including business news, sport and weather.
12:30 3 Minute Wonder: Where There's a Will
Eileen Devaney
Drama A look at how people prepare their wills and confront their mortality. MS sufferer Eileen talks about her living will and how her teenage sons have come to support her.
12:35 A Place in the Sun
The Dominican Republic
Travel Series on homes abroad. Presenter Zilpah Hartley helps Alex and Kirk Dickinson search for a retirement home in the Dominican Republic for under 80,000 pounds. She shows them some fabulous properties including a villa with a pool, a beachside house and a tropical garden property that's a staggering 33,000 pounds under budget.
More4
12:35 A Place in the Sun
Cape Verde
Travel Series on homes abroad presented by Amanda Lamb. A couple hope to buy a property on the West African islands, before it becomes a tourist fixture.
E4
12:25 Big Brother's Little Brother
Entertainment Dermot O'Leary comes from the Big Brother nerve centre, bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.
12:55 Big Brother
Documentary Another chance to see the highlights from the new batch of housemate's first 24 hours in the Big Brother house.
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Five
12:00 Home and Away
Soap Lucas lashes out at Drew. The Summer Bay lads bare all for a good cause. Sally's concerns for Martha grow stronger.
12:30 House
Mob Rules
Drama US hospital drama about a maverick, anti-social New Jersey doctor. When a mobster about to spill the beans in court collapses, House and the team must diagnose the problem so he can testify.
Five Life
12:30 Trisha Goddard
It's Time to Put an End to My Saucy Phobia!
Talk show Daytime discussion show. Michael has a phobia of baked beans. He is afraid that his obsession with them is affecting his life. Today the show's counsellor Ricky tries to help Michael get over his crippling 'beanophobia'.
Five US
12:00 Quiz Call
Interests Interactive quiz show giving viewers the chance to answer questions for money. Viewers contact the studio to compete for cash prizes.
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Sky Three
12:00 Taste
Cookery Designer food programme hosted by Beverley Turner. Nic Watt makes a Japanese-themed meal, including pork and scallop gyoza followed by green tea baked cream.
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BBC1 South East
13:00 BBC News; Weather
News and Current Affairs
13:30 South East Today; Weather
News and Current Affairs Regional news magazine.
13:40 Neighbours
Soap Ramsay Street mourns the loss of Stingray. Ringo helps grieving Rachel by agreeing to put their new relationship on hold. Dylan kidnaps Paul.
BBC2
13:30 Racing from Epsom
Sport Clare Balding introduces five live races from Epsom (1.40, 2.10, 2.45, 3.25, 4.05) including the 'fillies Derby' the Vodafone Oaks, won so impressively last year by the Aidan O'Brien-trained Alexandrova. O'Brien is sure to have a strong hand again, but could it be an eighth Oaks success for legendary trainer Henry Cecil, whose horses have been in great form this season? It promises to be a great race. With Willie Carson, Rishi Persad, Jim McGrath, Angus Loughran, Ian Bartlett and Ray Cochrane.
BBC News 24
13:00 BBC News; Weather
News and Current Affairs
13:30 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
CBBC
13:00 Arthur
Children Animation following the adventures of a young aardvark and his friends. Francine decides to launch her very own newspaper. Then, somebody steals DW's bag.
13:30 Serious Amazon
Children Series following a group of children as they trek in the Amazon. The team face a challenging final mission ? to build a huge breeding enclosure for endangered red uakari monkeys in the heart of the rainforest. In the extreme conditions, splits in the team come to a head. Having laid 3,000 bricks, the adventurers are rewarded with a unique, once-in-a-lifetime trip to visit a remote Amazon tribe.
CBeebies
13:00 Big Cook Little Cook
Dentist
Children Cookery series with Big Cook Ben and foot-high Little Cook Small. Together they run a special cafe where every day a different customer calls in for a tasty treat. Small discovers huge bites taken out of a various foods in the kitchen but has no idea who made them. Ben has toothache, so when Denise the Dentist arrives they make her a Fruity Smile. In return she leaves them some chattering teeth and an appointment for Ben to go to the dentist to have his teeth checked.
13:25 Little Robots
Stripy's Dancing Flowers
Children Stop-frame animation about Tiny and his Little Robot friends. The Sparky Twins are up to their usual tricks, causing mayhem and chaos.
13:40 Boo!
Police Station
Children Where's Boo? Boo likes to hide and disguise himself. Can you find him? As you look for Boo you will also find his friends Sleeping Bear, Laughing Duck and Growling Tiger. They accompany Boo on his many adventures where he discovers many new friends and places. Today Boo and his friends are in a police station. Look out for a friendly police officer, a shiny police car and a noisy police radio. Pretend to be a police officer with Boo and sing the Shapes song.
13:50 Step Inside
I Want a Cat
Children The magic house invites viewers to `step inside' and join Twinkle, Chloe and Boris for a story. Boris reads a story about a girl whose parents won't let her have a cat. She protests by dressing in a cat costume and refusing to take it off, even at bath time.
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ITV1 Anglia
13:30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather
News and Current Affairs Including local news and weather.
ITV2
13:00 Emmerdale
Soap Carl is pushed to the edge - but will he confess all to Carrie? Val's attempts to apologise go horribly wrong. Lisa worries about Debbie's recent behaviour. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/emmerdale.
13:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show
After 20 Years of Absence Will My Daughter Accept Me As Her Father?
Talk show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
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Channel 4
13:35 Man of the West
film Western set in Arizona in 1874 in which a reformed outlaw finds himself forced to return to his old ways when a ruthless gang begins terrorising his community. When money with which he has been entrusted is stolen and two friends are placed in mortal danger, the ex-gunman turns his back on the years he has spent trying to build a life as a law abiding citizen, taking up his weapons again to fight the violence he deplores.
More4
13:05 Deal or No Deal
Game show Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Viewers can enter a daily prize draw, with a cash prize of up to 10,000 pounds, by calling . Calls cost a pound; mobile and other network rates may vary. Lines open and close during the programme.
E4
13:55 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest housemate action broadcast live and direct from the Big Brother house.
Film4
13:00 The Ghost and Mrs Muir
film Romantic comedy about a determined widow and her daughter who move into a remote house at the turn of the century, only to find it haunted by the ghost of a cantankerous English sea captain. But the widow proves more than a match for the spectre - and he not only falls in love with her but comes to the rescue when financial problems arise.
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Five
13:30 Rescuers: Stories of Courage - Two Families
film One of a series of films recounting courageous tales from World War II. A teenage girl attempts to free Jewish prisoners from a concentration camp, and a travelling circus protects its performers from the Nazis.
Five Life
13:30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Talk show The American sitcom star hosts her own chat show. Spider-Man actor Tobey Maguire swings in to talk about the latest in the comic book film series.
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Sky Three
13:00 Relic Hunter
Love Letter
Drama Adventure drama series about a history professor who carries out secret missions and recovers lost treasures. Sydney and Nigel try to save a French village from developers by producing proof of the rightful owners, with the aid of church records.
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BBC1 South East
14:05 Doctors
See You In The Morning
Drama Julia helps an overprotective mother to come to terms with her son's death. Joe learns a lesson.
14:35 Murder, She Wrote
A Nest of Vipers
Drama Another murder mystery for the literary sleuth. Jessica visits the Los Angeles Animal Park to research a new book. But recent earthquake damage enables a deadly snake to escape... with fatal results.
BBC News 24
14:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
BBC Parliament
14:35 Home Affairs Committee
Current affairs Recorded coverage of the Home Affairs Committee session on knife crime from Tuesday 27 March.
CBBC
14:00 Jakers: The Adventures of Piggley Winks
Mi Galleon
Children Porcine adventures with Piggley Winks and friends. Grandpa Piggley recounts the story of the time he, Dannan and Ferny all built miniature ships and entered the Raloo River Race.
14:30 ChuckleVision
Muscling In
Children Children's entertainment with the Chuckle Brothers. Paul enters Barry for a strong man contest but how can he compete against the cheating man mountain Magnus Sorenson?
14:45 ChuckleVision
Hanging Round
Children Children's entertainment with the Chuckle Brothers. Paul and Barry are working at dizzying heights as they decorate a cruise ship, but will Captain Pilbury be impressed with their paintwork?
CBeebies
14:00 Teletubbies
Ladybird
Children Preschool comedy combining fun, fantasy and education. The Teletubbies watch some children spin around on a carousel. The Teletubbies dance a big dance.
14:25 Postman Pat
Postman Pat and the Disappearing Bear
Children The animated adventures of Greendale's postman.
14:40 The Story Makers
Flying
Children When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and make new stories. Jackson finds out where snow comes from.
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ITV1 Anglia
14:00 Inspector Morse
The Wolvercote Tongue (Part 2)
Drama Morse is called in to investigate when a wealthy American tourist is found dead in her hotel, apparently the victim of a heart attack. But the Oxford detective discovers that her death is somehow linked to the disappearance from the Ashmolean Museum of a priceless Anglo-Saxon antiquity - the Wolvercote Tongue.
ITV2
14:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show
Talk show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
ITV3
14:00 Never the Twain
A New Lease of Life
Sitcom Sitcom about rival antique dealers. Old antique dealers never die, they simply fade away. But Simon decides that he is fading away far too quickly for his own good.
14:30 Is It Legal?
Darren's Revenge
Sitcom Sitcom set in the shambolic offices of solicitors Lotus, Spackman and Phelps. Darren decides to exact his revenge when a secret computer file reveals that there are plans afoot to sack him.
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More4
14:00 ER
And Baby Makes Two
Drama Drama series set in a Chicago hospital. While Benton recuperates, Carter tries to dazzle the staff. Meanwhile, Greene and Ross argue about a young Aids patient, and an insurance scam goes wrong when surgeons manage to reattach a limb.
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Five Life
14:20 Wild Challenge
Manatee
Children Series of wildlife challenges. Jamie travels to Mexico, where he is challenged to kiss a wild manatee.
14:30 Can't Hardly Wait
film Romantic comedy in which a group of schoolkids eagerly anticipate their upcoming graduation party. The most attractive girl in class, freshly dumped by her boyfriend, is ripe for the attentions of a boy who's been in love with her since the freshman year.
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Sky Three
14:00 Hay-on-Sky
Interests The daily highlights from the Guardian Hay Festival, presented by Mariella Frostup, who interviews some of the high-profile speakers.
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BBC1 South East
15:20 BBC News; Weather; Regional News
News and Current Affairs
15:25 CBBC:Pitt and Kantrop
Sports is the Name of the Game
Children Prehistoric fantasy. 12-year-old Pitt and his pterodactyl pal Kantrop try to help their tribe. Pitt invents sport, but it distracts the hunters from their tasks.
15:50 The Likeaballs
Monopods
Children 2D animation. Travelling through space after their home planet was destroyed, ball shaped aliens the Likeaballs compete in sporting challenges, whilst promoting fair play and team spirit. The Likeaballs visit another planet to play a team of Monopods, who have one eye, one leg and no arms. The Monopods accept their inevitable defeat with good grace. Adoraball falls in love with a crater gink, one of the planets cuter inhabitants, and smuggles it back to Earth as a pet. It starts to multiply.
BBC News 24
15:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
CBBC
15:00 Serious Amazon
Children Series following a group of children as they trek in the Amazon. Time is running out for the team to finish their huge monkey-breeding enclosure in the heart of the rainforest. They are each given a satellite phone-call home to lift their spirits. But lack of sleep and working in intense heat is taking its toll on the eight adventurers.
15:30 Springwatch Trackers
Children It's the deciding day of the tracker challenge and the teams have everything to play for in a timed challenge that takes them on a night-time bug hunt and a search through rockpools. Simon King joins in live from Islay to tell the teams who has won. And you can see if a butterfly has a sweet tooth as we make a butterfly feeder.
CBeebies
15:00 Clifford the Big Red Dog
Who Me? Jealous?
Children Animated series following the exploits of a big red dog and his friends. Mrs Diller is taking care of Susie, her sister's puppy, for the weekend, and Cleo thinks that Mrs Diller likes the puppy more than she likes her.
15:15 The Koala Brothers
Sammy's Spoons
Children The adventures of Frank and Buster, two intrepid young koalas who fly around the Australian outback in their yellow plane, on a special mission to help other creatures in need. Mitzi unintentionally offends Sammy.
15:25 Tweenies
Space
Children Preschool fun. The Tweenies make their own solar system and Jake makes his own rocket.
15:45 Come Outside
Bricks
Education Educational fun for children. Auntie Mabel and her dog Pippin find out how clay is used to make bricks. They visit a building site, where Pippin finds herself in danger.
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ITV1 Anglia
15:00 For the Rest of Your Life
Game show Nicky Campbell hosts the big money game show where couples can win potentially life-changing amounts of money, every month, for the rest of their lives.
ITV2
15:40 The Ricki Lake Show
Talk show Ricki Lake talks teen pregnancy, gangs, drugs, makeovers and weight loss in her different approach to chat shows.
ITV3
15:00 Pie in the Sky
Return Match
Drama Drama series about a detective-cum-restaurateur. With the hotly-contested league finally approaching, Fisher asks Crabbe to keep an eye on the police football ground. He also asks him to babysit an unconvincing undercover officer.
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Channel 4
15:30 Countdown
Game show Des O'Connor and Carol Vorderman host the show where contestants race against the clock in the words and numbers game. This week's Dictionary Corner guest is Clarissa Dickson-Wright.
More4
15:00 The Practice
Drama Drama series set in a Boston public defence practice.
Film4
15:00 The Way Ahead
film Action-adventure drama set in World War II showing how civilian recruits come together to form spirited fighting units. The unit boards a troopship bound for North Africa, which is torpedoed with the loss of half the crew. The rest of the men are stationed in a village in Tunisia where, rejecting calls to surrender, they are subjected to German mortar attack. Semi-documentary, originally intended as a training film.
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Five
15:40 Danielle Steel's Mixed Blessings
film Drama weaving together three stories of couples who want children. Newlyweds adopt a child, an older couple face the risks of having children late in life, and another couple disagree over whether to have children at all.
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Sky Three
15:00 Sky Travel Shop
Travel Fantastic deals on holidays to some of the most popular destinations around the world. A range of deals are on offer from resorts, hotels and airlines.
15:30 Eye of the Storm
Documentary Richard Madeley presents camcorder footage from people who have lived through natural disasters. The Saguenay lake in Quebec was kept artificially high for watersports, but when a year's worth of rain fell in one July night, 500 homes were destroyed.
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BBC1 South East
16:00 Prank Patrol
Bonkers Bowling
Children Today Hannah Clifford joins the Prank Patrol. Her mission? to turn her bowling friend into a bowling wreck! In this alley the pins strike back. Will best mate Georgia look in fear when the bowling pins disappear?
16:30 Raven
Children Fantasy game show. The five remaining warriors will need skill to fly the Zip Line, daring to enter the Dwarf Mine, wisdom to escape Demon Square and courage to jump in the Leap of Faith.
BBC2
16:30 Flog It! Ten of the Best
Bargains
Interests Everyone has dreams of picking up something for a couple of pounds and then finding out that it is worth a great deal more. This special edition picks out some of the amazing bargains that sharp-eyed members of the public have spotted and bagged. Presented by Paul Martin.
BBC News 24
16:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
BBC Parliament
16:15 Home Affairs Committee
Current affairs Recorded coverage of the Home Affairs Committee session 'towards effective sentencing'.
CBBC
16:00 The Story of Tracy Beaker
Children Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Jackie is determined to make her Grandpa proud, and is Tracy ready to forgive Cam? Justine's big day has finally arrived and there's a big party to celebrate but will Tracy's dreams also come true?
16:35 The Basil Brush Show
The Stupid Christmas I Mean Halloween Episode
Children Children's comedy series featuring the irrepressible Basil Brush and friends. Basil and the gang decide to make a scary Halloween home movie.
CBeebies
16:00 Lazytown
Defeeted
Children Fun with pink-haired Stephanie, an optimistic eight year old and superhero Sportacus as they learn how to make healthy choices and get active. Their friends include Ziggy, Stingy, Pixel and Trixie. On Spectacular Sports Day, Robbie tricks Sportacus into putting on a pair of radio-controlled boots, ruining his spectacular football kick and making it all but impossible for him to function as a superhero. Sportacus must defeat his own feet to stop Robbie becoming the new town hero, Lazycus.
16:30 SMarteenies
Children Exciting ideas to help viewers experiment with art and crafts. Today, meet the Man of Letters, learn about finger painting and see more from the Shape Store. With Mark Speight, Kirsten O'Brien, Jay Burridge, Bizi Lizi and Doogy the dog.
16:45 Brum
Brum and the Gorilla Keeper
Children The adventures of a little car who lives in a motor museum. Three dancers dressed as gorillas have their money stolen by the secretive Shadow.
16:55 Take a Bow
Indian Leeds the Way
Children A celebration of children's performing talents across the UK. Some children in Leeds perform some traditional Indian music and dancing.
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ITV1 Anglia
16:00 Midsomer Murders
A Tale of Two Hamlets
Drama The death of a young film star at the opening of a 'Satanic Experience' at his family's ancestral home brings Barnaby and Troy to the feuding villages of Upper and Lower Warden. Here the Smythe-Websters are exploiting the work of celebrated House of Satan author Ellis Bell - but is there more to his legacy?
ITV2
16:25 Sally Jessy Raphael
Talk show Sally and her audience discuss more controversial topics.
ITV3
16:05 Cagney and Lacey
Lost and Found
Drama Police drama series. Chris receives a chilling calling card when her car is stolen by a gang of thieves.
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Channel 4
16:15 Deal or No Deal
Game show Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Viewers can enter a daily prize draw, with a cash prize of up to 10,000 pounds, by calling . Calls cost a pound; mobile and other network rates may vary. Lines open and close during the programme.
More4
16:00 Very Important Person
film World War II comedy about a British scientist who is captured by the Nazis, only to be helped to escape by a crackpot team of prisoners of war impersonating their German commanders.
E4
16:25 Hollyoaks
Soap Amy finally calls Sarah for help. Steph is annoyed that Jake fell asleep in the same bed as Nancy, and decides to find Nancy a boyfriend, setting her up on a date with Zak. Zoe is still struggling to get over her ordeal with Will, and freaks out when Zak gives her a fright in halls.
16:55 Friends
The One with Ross's Thing
Sitcom Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks. Phoebe can't choose between the men in her life. Monica's boyfriend surprises her.
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Five Life
16:30 I Know What You Ate Last Summer
Documentary Six overweight British teenagers undergo a pioneering wilderness weight-loss course in California. In the last part of the series, Adam reaches breaking point and the teens face the moment of truth at their final weigh-in. Plus, the programme revisits the group two months after they get home to check on their progress since leaving Wellspring.
Five US
16:00 Mission: Impossible
Recovery
Drama Classic 60s spy drama. The IMF are called in when a secret fail-safe device falls into the hands of a defecting scientist.
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Sky Three
16:00 Masterminds
Bandit Queen
Documentary Investigations into some of history's most daring and complex crime capers. Florida police were baffled by a string of robberies in mansions with tight security, as skilled burglar Judy Amar evaded capture.
16:30 Vets in Hong Kong
Documentary Series following six vets who work at the Hong Kong SPCA, one of the region's busiest practices. Tudor has to fix the legs of a small dog that has been in an accident.
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BBC1 South East
17:00 Totally Doctor Who
Children Barney Harwood and Kirsten O'Brien look at everything Doctor Who, with exclusive clips and the next instalment of the Doctor Who animation, The Infinite Quest. There's a chat with the woman behind all the monster choreography, Ailsa Berk. Child actress and member of the Family of Blood, Lauren Wilson, is in the studio, and Team Totally take on a set dressing challenge.
17:25 Newsround
Children Topical news magazine for children.
17:35 Neighbours
Soap Ramsay Street mourns the loss of Stingray. Ringo helps grieving Rachel by agreeing to put their new relationship on hold. Dylan kidnaps Paul.
BBC2
17:15 The Weakest Link
Game show Anne Robinson presents the quick-fire general knowledge quiz in which contestants must decide at the end of each round which of their number should be eliminated.
BBC News 24
17:00 BBC Five O'Clock News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world, with Huw Edwards.
CBBC
17:00 Prank Patrol
Giant Spider
Children Our prankster Erik wants to prank his friend who thinks he can take on anything. Anything? Even a giant spider? Erik lures his friend to a disused warehouse where they soon discover a giant cage which has been smashed up as something has tried to escape. And how does Erik's friend react when a giant spider bursts out from behind a pile of boxes?
17:30 Extreme Animals
Top Team
Children Caroline Flack and Reggie Yates host a children's wildlife series in which viewers vote for one of ten featured animals in different categories. They present ten of the animal kingdom's top teams, with just one earning a place in the grand final and in with a chance of being crowned the CBBC Ultimate Extreme Animal.
CBeebies
17:00 CBeebies Springwatch
Interests What's in your Patch? Who's hiding in the hide? Jackson and the Nature Detectives investigate.
17:30 Pinky Dinky Doo
I Want That
Children Mixed media animation for young children. Seven year old Pinky Dinky Doo loves to make up stories. She thinks of amazing solutions for everyday situations, helped by her younger brother Tyler. Daffinee sees a commercial for the Spendy Wendy doll. Not only does she get the doll, but she also gets every accessory that comes with it. Her apartment is soon flooded with toys and she can't find the original doll!
17:40 Lunar Jim
Crater Critter
Children Pre-school stop-frame animation. Lunar Jim lives in Moonaluna, on the second to last moon of the Milky Way. Jim, Rover the robotic dog, space mechanic Ripple, space farmer Eco, Ted the clumsy robot and Pixel the main computer all enjoy extraterrestrial adventures. The Moonaluna team is thrilled when Ted discovers a fascinating new creature, but only until it starts chomping through everything in the Ecodome. It's a lesson in habitat and humour for the gang.
17:50 Bob the Builder: Project Build It
Where's Robert?
Children Animated adventures with Bob the Builder and all his friends as they construct a new, ecologically-friendly town from scratch. Now that Robert has taken over the yard, Wendy can move to Sunflower Valley! The machines set up Wendy's caravan, complete with solar panels. Bob is having a lot of trouble getting things done fast enough with his dad Robert slowing him down, and Wendy realises she'll miss Farmer Pickles' organic eggs. Robert finds some chicken wire and timber, but then goes missing.
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ITV2
17:15 Airline USA
Battle of Wills
Documentary In Chicago, supervisor Angel tries to placate Ken West who is affronted by another passenger who he thinks pushed in ahead of him and his wife. And in LA, Yolanda is alerted to a distressed passenger called George Washington who needs assistance getting on his flight to El Paso - but something doesn't seem to ring true.
17:45 Judge Judy
Interests Triple bill of the show in which New York City's outspoken family court judge, Judy Sheindlin, presides over a series of real-life cases and conflicts.
ITV3
17:05 Quincy, ME
Gentle into That Good Night
Drama LA County's sleuthing chief coroner stakes his reputation on another case. Quincy discovers new meaning in life when he is introduced to a young mother dying of cancer, who accepts her fate gallantly.
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Channel 4
17:00 The New Paul O'Grady Show
Entertainment Paul O'Grady returns for another series of his popular tea-time entertainment show, with a mix of big name celebrity guests and members of the great British public. Today's guests include Penny Smith and Josh Groban, who also performs live. UPDATED LISTING: Guest change - Penny Smith will now appear instead of Katie Price, who is no longer due to appear.
More4
17:55 3 Minute Wonder: Beside the Seaside
Enid and Leslie
Drama Series of short films exploring Britain's seaside past and present through the stories of people at work and play on the shorefront. Enid and Leslie are a retired couple who spend their summers touring Britain in their much-loved camper van.
E4
17:25 Friends
The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion
Sitcom Monica's boyfriend is determined to continue with his dangerous sport. Chandler's boss is over-friendly.
17:55 Big Brother
Documentary Another chance to see the highlights from the new batch of housemate's first 24 hours in the Big Brother house.
Film4
17:20 The Man in the Iron Mask
film A stylish remake of Alexandre Dumas's classic tale about Louis XIV's identical twin brother, the rightful heir to the French throne, who is kept imprisoned on an island fortress. The prisoner's face is hidden by a hideous iron mask, but rumours abound as to his true identity, and there are those in France who want to see the brothers' roles exchanged.
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Five
17:30 five news
News and Current Affairs National and international news.
Five Life
17:30 Home and Away
Soap Lucas lashes out at Drew. The Summer Bay lads bare all for a good cause. Sally's concerns for Martha grow stronger.
Five US
17:00 Happy Days
The Muckrakers
Sitcom Freedom of the press is taken too far for the Fonz when Richie plans to expose his beef liver phobia to the world via the school newspaper.
17:30 Happy Days
Fonzie Loves Pinky
Sitcom US sitcom. An old flame of Fonzie's arrives in town for a demolition derby.
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Sky Three
17:00 Relic Hunter
Possessed
Drama Adventure drama series about a history professor who carries out secret missions and recovers lost treasures. Sydney and Nigel go in search of Zeus's sacred sundial.
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BBC1 South East
18:00 BBC News and Weather
News and Current Affairs
18:30 South East Today; Weather
News and Current Affairs Regional news magazine.
BBC2
18:00 The People's Quiz - Wildcard
Game show Jamie Theakston hosts the companion show to BBC1's The People's Quiz. Nine challengers compete each day for the chance to win the Wildcard place in the People's Quiz Grand Final and play for 200,700.
18:30 Let Me Entertain You
Entertainment Brian Conley presents the variety show with a twist, in which interactive studio audience voting determines how long the performances will last. Four triumphant acts and one runner-up face the studio audience for a second time, with the two best acts qualifying for the grand final.
BBC News 24
18:00 BBC News and Weather
News and Current Affairs
18:30 Sportsday
Sport A round-up of the day's sporting events.
BBC Parliament
18:00 Future of the Home Office Committee
Current affairs Recorded coverage of the Home Affairs Committee session on the future of the Home Office.
CBBC
18:00 Totally Doctor Who
Children Barney Harwood and Kirsten O'Brien look at everything Doctor Who, with exclusive clips and the next instalment of the Doctor Who animation, The Infinite Quest. There's a chat with the woman behind all the monster choreography, Ailsa Berk. Child actress and member of the Family of Blood, Lauren Wilson, is in the studio, and Team Totally take on a set dressing challenge.
18:30 Stupid
Judith
Children Madcap fantasy comedy. King Stupid and Goober are worried. Judith Bibble, a young reporter from the human TV show Newsround, has worked out they exist. If they are exposed, they'll be banished from the Ether World.
CBeebies
18:00 CBeebies Bedtime Hour:The Story Makers
Feathers
Children When midnight strikes in the children's library, it is time for the Story Makers to come out and make new stories ready for the children who are coming in the morning. Jelly, Jackson and Rossetti find a wigwam and a totem pole in the library.
18:20 Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies
All Creatures Great and Small
Children Programme for preschool children combining animation with live action footage from National Geographic and the BBC film archives.
18:35 Andy Pandy
The Picnic
Children Children's animation in which Andy Pandy and his friends Looby Loo and Teddy have endless fun in their candy-coloured world. Looby Loo is planning a picnic but Teddy accidentally breaks her plates.
18:40 Charlie and Lola
I Must Take Completely Everything
Children Children's animation. Join Lola and Charlie, a brother and sister, as they deal with topics that affect their everyday lives. Lola is packing to go to Lotta's for the night. She is packing everything because her and Lotta are going to play Cinderella! This means that Charlie and Marv have the whole bedroom to themselves to set up an enormous race track. Disaster strikes when Lola realises she has left her suitcase at home and Charlie and Marv find they are missing an important piece of track.
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ITV1 Anglia
18:00 Anglia Tonight
News and Current Affairs News, features and sport from around the east of England. Presented by Clare Weller and Stephen Lee in the east, and Caroline Oldrey and Tim Curtis in the west.
18:30 ITV Evening News; Weather
News and Current Affairs The latest national and international news.
ITV3
18:10 Is It Legal?
Darren's Revenge
Sitcom Sitcom set in the shambolic offices of solicitors Lotus, Spackman and Phelps. Darren decides to exact his revenge when a secret computer file reveals that there are plans afoot to sack him.
18:40 Film File
Interests Movie show with the latest releases, star interviews and clips from the films.
18:50 Lovejoy
Who is the Fairest... ?
Drama Lighthearted drama series. It is time for Lovejoy to make an honest woman of Jane - but has someone got there before him? Eric blames the evil-eye mirror for the major emotional upheaval that enters all their lives.
ITV4
18:00 Planet of the Apes
The Legacy
Drama Sci-fi drama series. Virdon, Galen and Burke face disappointment when they go searching for the key to freedom in a ruined city.
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Channel 4
18:00 The Simpsons
The Homer They Fall
Animation Homer becomes a professional boxer when doctors discover he was born with a unique genetic condition that protects his brain from injury.
18:30 Hollyoaks
Soap Nancy isn't particularly happy about her date with Zak. When she returns home to a tipsy Jake, Nancy's evening ends in an unexpected way. Craig gives John Paul the cold shoulder in the village, but has John Paul said something to Sarah?
More4
18:00 3 Minute Wonder: Beside the Seaside
King of the Keyboards
Drama Series of short films exploring Britain's seaside past and present through the stories of people at work and play in Scarborough. Howard Beaumont, the last seaside organist in Britain, reflects on a bygone era.
18:05 Deal or No Deal
Game show Noel Edmonds hosts the show that pits players against The Banker for the chance to win up to a quarter of a million pounds. Viewers can enter a daily prize draw, with a cash prize of up to 10,000 pounds, by calling . Calls cost a pound; mobile and other network rates may vary. Lines open and close during the programme.
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Five
18:00 Home and Away
Soap Lucas struggles to deal with Belle and Drew's relationship. Amanda is shocked to discover that Ethan is still alive.
18:30 Payday
Game show Game show hosted by Colin Murray in which players must find out how much their fellow contestants earn. The eight participants earn a variety of salaries from high to low, and each player must glean as much information about their opponents as possible in order to calculate their wages and win a cash prize.
Five Life
18:00 Pay Day
Game show Colin Murray presents the game show that challenges eight strangers to guess the size of each other's wage packets. With a year's salary on offer for the winner, contestants must measure their first impressions and personal prejudices against their own general knowledge as they try to gather as much information about the other seven players' respective occupations.
18:30 Home and Away
Soap Amanda is fooled into believing that Ethan is out of her life forever. Kim struggles to maintain an involvement with Kit and their baby. James makes a near-fatal mistake.
Five US
18:00 The Fall Guy
No Way Out
Drama Action series. Colt and Howie are partying in Las Vegas when they get a call from Big Jack who wants them to pick up an obnoxious gambler named Lou. Lou is a marked man because he is in possession of a diary he threatens to give to the newspapers that would send a local mobster to jail.
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Sky Three
18:00 Beauty School
Documentary Series following 150 potential beauticians from the Yorkshire College of Beauty. The trainees have finished their course, but who has passed with flying colours?
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BBC1 South East
19:00 Celebrity MasterChef
Cookery Chef and restaurateur John Torode and food writer Greg Wallace are looking for the country's top celebrity chef. The four winning chefs from the heats battle it out for two semi-final places.
19:30 Match of the Day Live
England v Brazil
Sport England's friendly against Brazil at the new Wembley should be a carefree feast of football, but don't set your hopes too high. England have a crucial European championship qualifier in the next seven days, while Brazil embark on their equivalent tournament, the Copa America, in Venezuela later this month. So we'll probably see both coaches looking for a confidence booster. Expect outings for Arsenal's Gilberto Silva, plus Ronaldinho and Kaka (see the Inside Story below), but not for Ronaldo. England, meanwhile, ought to be aiming for continuity. Questions hover over Frank Lampard's place in the team, but there's the prospect of a return to international action for Michael Owen. RT reviewer - Geoff Ellis
BBC2
19:00 Virtual World, Real Millions
Business Millions of us are opting out of real life and signing up to 'live' in vitual reality computer worlds instead - and there is a fortune to be made there. Multi-nationals like Reebok, Nissan and Calvin Klein are now also getting in on the act. The Money Programme's Max Flint sets up shop in the cyber world and finds out how it's possible to live a virtual life and make a real fortune.
19:30 Derby Day Preview
Sport
BBC3
19:00 Little Shopping Horrors!
Current affairs Psychologist Rachel Morris helps Stuart and Shirley Lomax understand why their kids want everything when they're out food shopping. She helps them take control by using tips from advertisers. Together they launch a healthy drink and the Lomaxes see the psychology behind behind what makes kids pester for certain foods.
BBC4
19:00 World News Today
Current affairs The latest news and business developments.
19:30 The Magic Roundabout Story
Interests A celebration of the classic children's series. Created in Paris in the early 1960s, the Magic Roundabout was brought to the British screen by actor Eric Thompson, to the enduring delight of both children and adults.
BBC News 24
19:00 News 24 Tonight
News and Current Affairs Bringing together the best of the BBC's journalism each day from all the BBC's television outlets and featuring the best of the day's stories.
BBC Parliament
19:30 Mayor's Question Time
Current affairs Recorded coverage of questions in the London Assembly to Mayor Ken Livingstone.
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ITV1 Anglia
19:00 Emmerdale
Soap Rosemary returns but is far from welcome at Home Farm. Val enjoys winding Pollard up. Perdy is caught out when Viv asks her to mind the twins. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/emmerdale.
19:30 Coronation Street
Soap Carla susses Leanne's secret, while an innocent Liam tells Steve that she's his soul mate. Violet gets cold feet on her date with Tam. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/coronationstreet.
ITV2
19:00 Smallville
19/23 - Precipice
Drama Lana is almost assaulted by a college student, and Clark injures him while helping her. The Kents are sued for damages that could cost them the farm, and Clark desperately tries to find a way out of the lawsuit. Helen's obsessive ex-boyfriend returns to Smallville to win her back, much to Lex's annoyance.
ITV4
19:00 3rd Rock from the Sun
I Am Dick Pentameter!
Sitcom Sitcom about four aliens who assume human form and come to live on Earth as the Solomon family. Mary finds out about Dick and Jennifer.
19:30 3rd Rock from the Sun
D3: Judgement Day
Sitcom Sitcom about four aliens who assume human form and come to live on Earth as the Solomon family. Don introduces Sally to a new sport.
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Channel 4
19:00 Channel 4 News
News and Current Affairs Including sport and weather.
19:35 Unreported World
8/10 - East Timor
Documentary Documentary which examines the break down in law and order in East Timor, one of the world's youngest democracies, since its bloody separation from Indonesia in 1999. Elements of the rebel groups that fought the Indonesian Army for more than 20 years are threatening to restart their armed resistance and the fledgling country is ravaged by widespread crime and gang violence.
More4
19:00 Grand Designs Revisited
Interests Author and interior designer Kevin McCloud revisits some of the buildings that underwent a design renovation to examine their progress. Nicky and James Dobree turned a 300-year-old farmhouse into a luxurious eight-bedroom chalet. Two years on, has Nicky achieved her contemporary vision?
E4
19:00 Hollyoaks
Soap Soap about a group of teenagers and the battles they face.
19:30 Big Brother's Little Brother
Entertainment Dermot O'Leary comes live from the Big Brother nerve centre, bringing viewers the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and interviews with housemates' relatives and friends.
Film4
19:20 The Brady Bunch Movie
film Satirical revival of the 1970s TV sitcom, transplanting the family to 1990s Los Angeles. Carol and her three daughters have moved in with her new husband, Mike, and his three sons to become the new Brady Bunch. But the hard-nosed Nineties are a shock to the Bradys, who still try to live according to the outmoded codes of a quarter-century ago.
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Five
19:00 five news
News and Current Affairs National and international news.
19:30 Built for the Kill: Predators of the Deep
Documentary Documentary series about predators that adapt to extreme environments. This edition looks at hunters beneath the ocean, including humpback whales, tiger sharks and jumbo squid.
Five Life
19:00 Gay, Straight or Taken?
Entertainment Dating game show that invites three hunky men to convince a single girl that they are the one for her. However, the twist is that of the three, one is gay and one already has a girlfriend, leaving only one eligible bachelor. Today, Sherial takes on dependable security guard Vince, arrogant schoolteacher Jay and sarcastic law student Christian. However, the only qualities that should matter to her are their single status and heterosexuality if she is to win the dream holiday.
19:30 Gay, Straight or Taken?
Entertainment Dating game show that invites three hunky men to convince a single girl that they are the one for her. However, the twist is that, of the three, one is gay and one already has a girlfriend, leaving only one eligible bachelor. Today, Jenner meets Chris, Mike and Luciano, who try to convince her of their sexuality and availability through yoga and sensual massage.
Five US
19:00 NBA: The Playoffs
Sport Basketball action from the US with the NBA's Game of the Week. It's sudden death now as the season hots up.
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Sky Three
19:00 Hidden Egypt: Secrets of the Pyramids
Travel Egypt's pyramids have captured the imagination of historians for generations. Who built the mighty structures and could the Sphinx outdate them? New discoveries are unveiled.
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BBC2
20:00 Springwatch
Interests Bill Oddie, Kate Humble and Simon King look back at recent highs, lows, surprises and the positively strange from the wild world of Springwatch, including updates on the animal characters.
20:30 Gardeners' World
Gardening Gardening series. Right plant, right place is the mantra as Monty plants out irises for full sun in the long borders and irises for the water margins by the pond, Carol deals with flowers for dappled shade in the cottage garden and Joe plants up summer pots for sunny, shady and dry parts of the garden.
BBC3
20:00 Dog Borstal
1/4
Interests Some of the worst dogs in Britain come face to face with three tough trainers. Flake the Jack Russell is charged with serial urinating and bad behaviour on the lead; Maggie is a Staffordshire terrier with a murderous streak; and Henry is a Weimeraner who rules the roost and even dictates what clothes his owners can wear. The owners of these dogs have had enough, so it's time for extreme measures - a week in Dog Borstal.
BBC4
20:30 In Concert: The Eagles
Music and Arts Footage of Californian country rockers The Eagles from 1973, performing classic US hits such as Peaceful Easy Feeling, Witchy Woman and Take it Easy.
BBC News 24
20:00 BBC News 24 including Newswatch
Sport
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ITV1 Anglia
20:00 Spanish Property Crash: Tonight
Current affairs As the number one location for foreign holiday home ownership, the Spanish property market has been a happy hunting ground for UK investors ? until a major recent slump left many counting the cost. Jonathan Maitland meets the Brits who have had their fingers burnt in the sun.
20:30 Lewis
Pilot
Drama Inspector Lewis investigates the death of Regan Peverill, a brilliant young maths student at Oxford University. The prime suspect is Danny Griffon, an ex-boyfriend and fellow student. Danny is convinced that his uncle has set him up and old case papers belonging to Morse indicate that the Griffon family have a dark secret to hide.
ITV2
20:00 Big Day
The World According to Garth
Entertainment Comedy drama series following the course of a wedding day from a number of different perspectives. Danny's eccentric father arrives at the wedding on a bicycle, but his offer to give massages to Alice's family doesn't go down too well.
20:30 Hulk
film Comic book action adventure. During an experiment a geneticist is accidentally exposed to radiation, causing him to transform into a powerful giant green brute when placed under emotional stress. He soon flees the people he loves as he is hunted down by the military.
ITV3
20:00 Pie in the Sky
Hard Cheese
Drama Drama series combining crime and cookery. A prowler is at large, stealing women's underwear and making obscene phone calls. Detective Inspector Henry Crabbe is concerned that it might be the cheese merchant who supplies Pie in the Sky, the 'seriously gorgeous' Hugh Downing.
ITV4
20:00 Police Patrol
Documentary Taking us to the front line of the fight for law and order on America's highways, and viewed from police patrol cars' on-board cameras, this series brings never-seen-before footage of bone-shaking crashes, tense stand-offs with armed and desperate suspects, and 100-mph chases that weave dangerously through traffic.
20:30 Police, Camera, Action!
Race
Documentary Alastair Stewart presents more incredible examples of dangerous driving, as video footage from police cars across the country illustrates some alarming and often life-threatening behaviour on Britain's roads.
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Channel 4
20:00 A Place in the Sun
Var
Travel Series on holiday homes abroad presented by Victoria Hollingsworth. The Hawkins family discover that a budget of 375,000 pounds stretches a long way in the Var area of Provence, France.
20:30 Big Brother
Documentary Highlights of the past 24 hours in the house.
More4
20:00 More4 News
News and Current Affairs Sarah Smith hosts the weekday news programme, presenting the latest headlines and inviting views from a wide range of guests.
20:30 The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Current affairs Award-winning late-night chat show with comic reports and sketches on American current affairs with satirist Jon Stewart.
E4
20:00 Friends
The One with Ross's Thing
Sitcom Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks. Phoebe can't choose between the men in her life. Monica's boyfriend surprises her.
20:30 Friends
The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion
Sitcom Monica's boyfriend is determined to continue with his dangerous sport. Chandler's boss is over-friendly.
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Five
20:00 Killer Big Cats
Documentary Wildlife documentary. Big cat attacks are becoming disturbingly common around the world. They are impressive predators, fast and deadly. People choosing to live on the fringes of big cat country face the real danger of being mauled by a feline killer.
Five Life
20:00 I Know What You Ate Last Summer
Documentary Six overweight British teenagers undergo a pioneering wilderness weight-loss course in California. In the last part of the series, Adam reaches breaking point and the teens face the moment of truth at their final weigh-in. Plus, the programme revisits the group two months after they get home to check on their progress since leaving Wellspring.
Five US
20:00 Mission: Impossible
Echo of Yesterday
Drama Classic spy series. The takeover of a major industrial company in Germany signals a possible resurgence of Nazism.
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Sky Three
20:00 Eamonn Investigates: Alien Autopsy
Documentary Eamonn Holmes investigates infamous film footage which apparently shows an alien undergoing an autopsy in Roswell in 1947. The film, first shown in 1995 to a select group of influential viewers, was supposedly obtained by Ray Santilli from an ex-US Army cameraman. Now, Santilli and his co-conspirator Gary Shoefield claim they are prepared to reveal all about the truth behind the images.
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BBC2
21:00 Sea of Fire
Documentary On 25 May 1982, at the height of the Falklands crisis, HMS Broadsword and HMS Coventry came under attack from low-flying Argentinian Skyhawk fighters. If I tell you this documentary blends survivors' testimony with dramatic reconstruction, you might picture a ho-hum Timewatch-type affair, but Ian Duncan's artful film about that day is in a different league, searingly powerful yet edged with gallows humour. The mindset of the sailors comes across vividly: how unreal the conflict seemed to them, even in the midst of it. One junior rating recalls how he was reading a lawn-mower catalogue when he heard the ship was under attack, whereupon he grabbed his camera and rushed on deck to get a snap, only to be reduced to screaming terror. Elsewhere, the dramatised sequences make it easy to imagine the experience of being in a burning warship. There's striking imagery - a pair of burning headphones, the deadly blips on a radar screen - and arresting quotes ("My arm was alight and I was putting my arm out with my left hand," recalls one survivor). Of all the recent Falklands programming, this cries out to be seen. RT reviewer - David Butcher
BBC3
21:00 Doctor Who
8/13 - Human Nature
Drama England, 1913, and a schoolteacher called John Smith dreams of adventures in time and space.
21:45 Doctor Who Confidential
8/13 - Alter Ego
Entertainment Behind-the-scenes look at the making of each Doctor Who episode. With aliens in hot pursuit, the Doctor takes on human form for the first time as he and Martha find themselves in 1913 England, and the programme delves deeper into the alter ego of the nation's favourite Time Lord. Plus, interviews with writer Paul Cornell, whose original novel forms the basis of the episode, David Tennant and Freema Agyeman.
BBC4
21:00 When the Stranglers Met Roland Rat
Documentary At some point in the 60s, a bright TV spark realised that kids' TV was the ideal dumping ground for pop acts that weren't "showbiz" enough for light entertainment shows on Saturday nights. So Tom Jones got on Crackerjack and the Beatles shared screen space with Lennie the Lion. A decade on, when TV on Saturday mornings was dedicated to kids, not cookery, every pop singer with a dodgy haircut and plenty of bands besides took the chance to appear. Here's a collection of reminiscences that should have you squirming. No preview tape was available, but we're told that a classic scene includes the Clash and Penelope Keith appearing on the first edition of LWT's The Saturday Morning Show in 1979. RT reviewer - Geoff Ellis
BBC News 24
21:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs Twenty-four hours a day - the latest national and international stories as they break. Including Film 24 with a look at the latest film releases and box office news.
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ITV3
21:05 In the Name of the Father
film Fact-based drama about Gerry Conlon, sentenced to life imprisonment for alleged IRA bombing activities. After the Guildford pub bomb in 1974, Conlon finds himself arrested, tried, and sentenced for the crime he had nothing to do with. Before long, he is joined in prison by his father, charged as an accomplice.
ITV4
21:00 The Professionals
In the Public Interest
Drama Action-packed drama series about two criminal-intelligence agents. Bodie and Doyle find themselves hunted men as they investigate an inexplicable drop in the city's crime rate.
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Channel 4
21:30 Ugly Betty
22/23 - A Tree Grows in Guadalajara
Drama It's the penultimate episode, and the Suarez family are going south of the border in an effort to solve Ignacio's immigration problems. But while that project is less than successful, the trip does help Betty to connect with members of her family she's never met before, including her Mexican auntie, played by the legendary Rita Moreno. There weren't any preview DVDs available at the time of writing, so the scene where Betty's grandmother mistakes her for her dead mother and tells her to follow her heart could either be a real tearjerker or a load of schmaltzy overkill. There's no doubt what the reaction will be to Bradford Meade's hideous attempt to regain his lost youth and look trendy, though . . . RT reviewer - Jane Rackham
More4
21:00 Without a Trace
Primed
Drama American drama series about the FBI Missing Persons Squad. When a young artist disappears, the team is concerned that one of her subjects may have been unhappy with her work which involved secretly photographing strangers.
E4
21:05 Supernanny US
Documentary No-nonsense Supernanny Jo Frost takes her unique approach to parenting to the States. Jo meets Frank and Danielle Minyon and their two unruly children, Frank and Skyler whose tantrums ensure she always gets her way. Jo is given a few days to observe the family's behaviour and to bring some discipline and structure back into the house.
Film4
21:00 Enduring Love
film After witnessing a fatal ballooning accident, a lecturer is stalked by a fellow witness, a religious zealot. The obsession gradually takes a hold of their lives.
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Five
21:00 NCIS
21/24 - Bloodbath
Drama Drama series following a team of special agents who investigate crimes connected to Navy and Marine Corps personnel. A routine murder investigation soon becomes personal when Abby is nearly killed, making it clear that someone staged the initial crime in order to lure her into a trap.
Five Life
21:00 Windfall
Truth Be Told
Drama US drama series in which a syndicate of 20 friends win a total of almost $400 million of lottery money. Peter looks for comfort with Sunny when news of Nina and Cameron's affair reaches him. Sean looks to Tally for the truth.
Five US
21:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Fahrenheit 932
Drama Drama series about a team of forensic investigators in Las Vegas. Grissom is drawn into tackling a supposedly solved case - that of a man awaiting trial for arson and the murder of his wife and child. Meanwhile, Catherine and Nick try to piece together the clues of a teenage 'runner' found shot dead in his car.
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Sky Three
21:00 Unsolved Crimes USA
The Exploding Pizzaman
Documentary Sam Kiley, documentary filmmaker and former war correspondent in the Middle East and Africa, presents a four-part series investigating unsolved American crimes. Pizza delivery man Brian Wells was apparently kidnapped and forced by his captors to rob a bank in 2003, a bomb placed around his neck as a deadly incentive. As the TV news cameras rolled, the bomb exploded.
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BBC1 South East
22:00 BBC News; Regional News; Weather
News and Current Affairs
22:35 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross
10/15
Talk show A mix of music and celebrity chat with Jonathan Ross. Guests include Gordon Ramsay, actress Tori Spelling and former SAS man and daredevil presenter of Born Survivor, Bear Grylls. Music comes from Klaxons.
BBC2
22:00 Balderdash & Piffle
4/8 - Dodgy Dealings
Entertainment Victoria Coren presents the series about words, inviting the public to make a vital contribution to the Oxford English Dictionary. The English language delights in words for dodgy dealers, rapscallions and other sorts of scallywag. Suggs joins the hunt for the original Jack the Lad, taking him on a tour of popular 1970s music. Neil Oliver gets stuck into Glasgow slang, and wonders why so much of it is so violent. Victoria gets all dressed up, hot on the heels of that wartime classic, the spiv.
22:30 Newsnight
News and Current Affairs Kirsty Wark introduces comprehensive coverage of today's important national and international news stories.
BBC3
22:00 Football Gaffes Galore
Entertainment Comedian Rhod Gilbert narrates an action-packed clipfest of non-stop football gaffes, including such delights as red-faced refs, misses my granny could have scored, and gaffes that had Fergie fuming. Featuring a soundtrack of all the must-hear bands of 2007.
BBC4
22:00 Children's TV on Trial: The Kids' Verdict
Music and Arts Four youngsters travel back in time to watch programmes from the past five decades, courtesy of BBC Children's Television, and also try out the clothes, games and food from each era. In return they offer candid observations on the programmes from yesteryear.
BBC News 24
22:00 BBC Ten O'Clock News Hour
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world, the day's sport and business plus reviews of tomorrow's papers.
BBC Parliament
22:00 A Surveillance Society Committee
Current affairs Recorded coverage of the Home Affairs Committee session entitled 'A Surveillance Society?'.
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ITV1 Anglia
22:30 ITV News; Weather
News and Current Affairs The latest national and international news, plus national weather. Including local news programmes.
ITV2
22:55 Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter..... Meningitis and Me
7/8
Entertainment Upon their return to the UK, Peter is taken ill and Katie is left to deal with work and family commitments on her own. The doctor signs her off when the strain becomes too exhausting for her, and her manager is given no choice but to cancel all her work in the forseeable future. To make matters worse, Peter's health begins to deteriorate and speculative stories that he has died begin to appear in the media.
ITV4
22:00 TT 2007 Centenary: Preview
Sport A look at the history of the Isle of Man TT Races, which celebrates its centenary in 2007. The event attracts 40,000 people and 12,000 motorcycles to the island for a week of high-speed racing on a 37-mile course of closed roads.
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Channel 4
22:30 Big Brother
Documentary All the latest news from the house.
More4
22:00 The Closer
Serving the King
Drama US crime drama series focusing on the work of the Priority Murder Squad, a special unit of the LAPD that handles sensitive, high-profile murder cases. Resulting from the showdown in the murder room, Brenda finds herself taking some involuntary time off. When she is asked to help investigate a murder linked to a terrorist group, she must keep her involvement a secret.
E4
22:00 Supernanny US
Documentary No-nonsense Supernanny Jo Frost takes her unique approach to parenting to the States. Jo meets Arthur and Cathy Webb, a career couple who are juggling the demands of work and their three children. Jo is given a few days to observe the family's behaviour and to bring some discipline and structure back into the house.
Film4
22:50 Short Cuts
film Complex drama in which the paths of a disparate group of southern Californians cross unpredictably during the course of a few long summer days. The keenly observed glimpses into the everyday lives of these unfulfilled souls combine to create a dark vision of the state of American life at the end of the 20th century. Dramatisation of several of Raymond Carver's celebrated short stories.
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Five
22:00 Law and Order: Criminal Intent
21/23 - The Unblinking Eye
Drama American police drama series that looks inside the minds of criminals as well as following the Major Case Squad's investigation into their misdemeanours and felonies. When a young actress is murdered, Goran and Eames focus their attention on a young man who had showed an unusual interest in the victim and her boyfriend.
Five Life
22:00 Trust Me I'm a Beauty Therapist
Entertainment Eight celebrities train and work as hairdressers and beauty therapists. The hair and beauty trainees are falling out. Lauren is in everyone's bad books, Michelle goes on strike at the sight of Stan's feet and Danny's day gets sticky when he waxes and shapes a pubic topiary design on a young lady.
22:45 Cinemania
Serious Actors/Directors
Interests Countdown of great moments in film history.
Five US
22:00 Shark
The Wrath of Khan
Drama US drama about a charismatic former defence attorney who switches sides by joining the prosecutor's office. Stark's attempt to bring down an arms dealer brings him into conflict with the FBI ? and has deadly consequences for one of his people.
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Sky Three
22:00 Road Wars
Entertainment Series following Thames Valley Police's proactive squad. The rapid response unit tracks and apprehends criminals, using high-tech surveillance equipment and unmarked cars.
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BBC1 South East
23:35 Rambo III
film Violent adventure sequel in which reluctant one-man army John Rambo goes into action against Soviet invaders in Afghanistan. Sought out in a Buddhist monastery retreat, Rambo declines his former commander's request for help to deliver missiles to the Mujaheddin. But when his superior is captured and imprisoned, he is forced to take action.
BBC2
23:00 Newsnight Review
Music and Arts Kirsty Wark is joined by Britain's most successful artist, Damien Hirst, for a special extended interview. Hirst talks about his passions and his new work, a cast of a human skull covered in over 8000 diamonds, which is the most expensive artwork ever made.
23:35 Later... with Jools Holland
5/6
Music and Arts Ringmaster Jools has a particularly tempting rock circus for us tonight, with a line-up that wouldn't disgrace the main stage at a summer festival. Topping the bill are the Who (soon to headline at Glastonbury). We're told the legendary survivors will play songs from their recent album Endless Wire, but we can always hope they'll surprise us with an oldie or two. Meanwhile, the White Stripes are back from their sabbatical with an album joyously entitled Icky Thump, from which they'll play selections. And Later regulars Kaiser Chiefs perform tracks from their rollicking second album, Yours Truly, Angry Mob. Next to such boisterous fare, retro jazzers Pink Martini may come across as irredeemably fey - or, alternatively, a breath of fresh air. RT reviewer - David Butcher
BBC3
23:00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
3/8 - My Delicious Guava
Sitcom Sitcom about the lives and loves of five twentysomethings. Jonny ruins his first date with Kate by trying too hard to be manly. A big hairy spider upsets Louise's plan to live with Janet. Gaz bids to become a pop idol.
23:30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Cuggles
Sitcom Sitcom about the lives and loves of five twentysomethings. Janet and Gaz get much closer than they'd ever intended. Jonny and Kate find out how biscuits can improve your love life, while Louise applies for a lucrative new job.
BBC4
23:00 The Avengers
Who's Who???
Drama Steed goes out of his mind while Mrs Peel is beside herself as the indefatigable duo start smoking, smooching and slaying British agents. Is this a novel new approach for the best of the British security agents, or is it the result of a dastardly mind-swap machine?
23:50 When the Stranglers Met Roland Rat
Documentary Documentary which goes in search of the colliding worlds of pop and kids' TV, including the embarrassing moments, strange kids and bizarre incidents that illuminated the many facets of the genre. With interviews from past programme makers, presenters, pop stars and record company executives, including Sarah Greene, Mike Read, Stephen Gately, Tommy Boyd, Searchers and Emma Forbes.
BBC News 24
23:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
23:30 HARDtalk Extra
Current affairs Interviews with newsworthy personalities.
BBC Parliament
23:45 Booktalk
Music and Arts Mark D'Arcy discusses A Short History of Slavery with author James Walvin.
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ITV1 Anglia
23:00 It Shouldn't Happen to a TV Presenter
Entertainment A behind-the-scenes look at the challenges and pitfalls involved in presenting TV shows, as celebrities including Eamonn Holmes, Esther Rantzen, Carol Vorderman, Nicky Campbell, Phillip Schofield and Nick Ross reveal some of the highs and lows of their careers.
ITV2
23:55 Coronation Street
Soap Carla susses Leanne's secret, while an innocent Liam tells Steve that she's his soul mate. Violet gets cold feet on her date with Tam. Digital satellite viewers can press red for catch-ups and previews. Alternatively, text MOBILE to 63330 (you will be charged for two text messages at your network's standard rates, thereafter you will pay your network's standard charges to access the mobile internet service). www.itv.com/coronationstreet.
ITV3
23:35 Tales of the Unexpected
The Colonel's Lady
Drama Stories with a twist.
ITV4
23:00 Comedy Movie Season:This Is Spinal Tap
film Satirical rockumentary following the ageing British heavy metal band Spinal Tap on the comeback trail as they promote their album Smell the Glove. Featuring many moments that have passed into rock legend - Stonehenge, exploding drummers, and amplifiers that go up to 11 - the hapless musicians set off on a tour that seems destined for disaster from the beginning.
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Channel 4
23:05 Friday Night Project
1/7
Entertainment Entertainment for Friday night with comedians Justin Lee Collins and Alan Carr. Tonight's guest host is David Walliams who provides the opening monologue and faces a grilling from the studio audience. Former Sugababe Mutya is the guest singer.
More4
23:00 Hitler: The Comedy Years
Documentary A look at how Hitler and the Nazis have figured prominently in British humour, providing material for everyone from Monty Python to Spike Milligan, Freddie Starr and even Prince Harry.
E4
23:00 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest action live and direct from the Big Brother house.
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Five
23:00 Prison Break
20/22 - Panama
Drama Acclaimed prison escape drama. Sara is forced to sacrifice herself in order to enable Michael and Lincoln to get out of the States; C-Note is offered a way out; and Bellick and Sucre head south on T-Bag's trail.
Five Life
23:00 Programmes start at 6.00am
No Genre
Five US
23:00 CSI: Miami
Double Cap
Drama American drama series focusing on the work of the Miami forensics department. The team investigate the murder of a woman shot beside a hotel pool. It appears to be the work of a professional hitman - but why are the FBI so interested in the case?
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Sky Three
23:00 Street Wars
Documentary Documentary series following a crack British police unit who deal with muggers, pickpockets, vandals and drunks on a daily basis, tackling street crime.
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BBC2
00:40 Superfly
film Blaxploitation action drama about a Harlem drug dealer seeking to make one last killing before retiring to a better life. But the people he works for have other ideas. Featuring a Curtis Mayfield soundtrack.
BBC3
00:00 Family Guy
You May Now Kiss the...Uh... Guy Who Receives
Animation Animated comedy about family life. Brian's gay cousin Jasper visits the Griffin house and announces that he is engaged to his partner and wants to be married at their house. When Mayor West bans gay marriage in an effort to bring attention away from a scandal of his own, Brian resorts to hostile actions to try to change the Mayor's mind.
00:20 Family Guy
Petergeist
Animation Animated comedy about American family life. After Joe builds a new home theatre system, Peter tries to top it by building a multiplex in his backyard and discovers an Indian burial ground. But when he takes an Indian chief's skull, the house becomes haunted and Stewie gets sucked into the television. Unfortunately for the Griffins, getting Stewie back from the poltergeist is just the beginning.
00:45 Sex... with Mum and Dad
Interests Series in which British families discuss sexual issues using the techniques of Dutch sexologist Maria Schopman, who aims to increase trust in the family unit and shake off embarrassment. 17-year-old Dale Linton treats women like they are trophies to be paraded in front of his mates and his mum is sick of his attitude. Abby Standen has been allowed to sleep with her boyfriends at home for the last three years, but as the number of partners has grown her parents are changing the rules.
BBC4
00:50 Hotel California: LA from the Byrds to the Eagles
Documentary Documentary looking at the music and mythology of a golden era in Californian culture, and telling the story of how Los Angeles changed from a kooky backwater in the early 1960s to become the artistic and industrial hub of the American music industry by the end of the 1970s. It explores how the socially-conscious folk rock of young hippies with acoustic guitars was transformed into the coked-out stadium excess of the late 70s.
BBC News 24
00:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
00:30 Week on Newsnight
Business The best of the week's films and discussions from Newsnight.
BBC Parliament
00:00 Future of the Home Office Committee
Current affairs Recorded coverage of the Home Affairs Committee session on the future of the Home Office.
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ITV1 Anglia
00:05 ITV Play: Make Your Play
Interests Catch ITV's interactive game show to win big. Play from home using your skill and judgement for a chance to win nightly cash prizes of up to 50,000 pounds. Come on, Make Your Play!
ITV2
00:25 Entourage
Pilot
Drama How do you keep your head in Hollywood, when fame beckons? Surround yourself with your oldest friends of course. Vincent Chase is a young, handsome actor tipped by many as the next big thing. But that doesn't mean life is easy. When he isn't trying to avoid past girlfriends, he's losing parts to Colin Farrell. Thankfully he has his three best friends to keep him grounded.
00:55 Entourage
The Review
Drama How do you keep your head in Hollywood, when fame beckons? Surround yourself with your oldest friends of course. After losing a role to Colin Farrell, Vincent waits to see whether the critics will love him or hate him in his latest film, Head On.
ITV3
00:10 Lovejoy
Who is the Fairest... ?
Drama Lighthearted drama series. It is time for Lovejoy to make an honest woman of Jane - but has someone got there before him? Eric blames the evil-eye mirror for the major emotional upheaval that enters all their lives.
ITV4
00:40 Criss Angel Mindfreak
Back to School
Entertainment Self-styled extreme entertainer Criss Angel is on a quest to bring magic to the lives of his audience in a series of amazing feats that challenge the traditional concepts of magic and illusion. A Long Island homecoming has Criss travelling to familar places to try out his illusions on the locals, including high-school teachers and students.
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Channel 4
00:10 Big Brother's Big Mouth
Entertainment Big Brother debate show, giving fans, journalists, relatives of the housemates and obsessives the opportunity to speak out about the latest events.
00:40 4 Music:Transmission With T-Mobile
Music and Arts Steve Jones and Lauren Laverne travel the country to present the best in music and entertainment. Tonight's show is from London and features an interview with Ozzy Osbourne and performances from Modest Mouse, Go! Team, the Rumble Strips and the Reverend and the Makers.
More4
00:00 NYPD Blue
Half-Ashed
Drama Police drama series. Sipowicz and Clark Jr are on the scene of the death of a caseworker in child services but it is not clear whether she committed suicide or was murdered. Meanwhile, some of the cops are giving them attitude as they are being questioned by the IAB about their relations with the murdered auxiliary cop.
00:55 The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Current affairs Award-winning late-night chat show with comic reports and sketches on American current affairs with satirist Jon Stewart.
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Five
00:00 Quiz Call
Interests Interactive quiz show giving viewers the chance to answer questions for money. Viewers contact the studio to compete for cash prizes.
Five US
00:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Fahrenheit 932
Drama Drama series about a team of forensic investigators in Las Vegas. Grissom is drawn into tackling a supposedly solved case - that of a man awaiting trial for arson and the murder of his wife and child. Meanwhile, Catherine and Nick try to piece together the clues of a teenage 'runner' found shot dead in his car.
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Sky Three
00:00 Limo Fever
Documentary Series following the exploding limousine industry and their often fascinating cargo. The drivers have a girl's 18th birthday party to cope with, as well as a drag queen and boxers going to a fight.
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BBC1 South East
01:10 Orca... Killer Whale
film Ocean-going action adventure with ecological overtones in which a ruthless profiteering fisherman accidentally kills the pregnant mate of a canny killer whale. It's `Jaws' meets `Moby Dick' as the bounty hunter becomes the target of the enraged, grief-stricken creature's craving for vengeance.
BBC3
01:45 Rob Brydon's Annually Retentive
Comedy Comedy series in which Rob Brydon plays himself as the host of a low-rent panel show. Rob is filming a low-budget TV commercial and gets stuck up a climbing wall. Whilst he is away the BBC explore the possibility of permanently replacing him with a younger, fresher host.
BBC News 24
01:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
01:30 World News Tonight
Current affairs The latest news from ABC in America.
BBC Parliament
01:30 Home Affairs Committee
Current affairs Recorded coverage of the Home Affairs Committee session 'towards effective sentencing'.
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ITV2
01:25 Generation Xcess: Drugs & Drink
Entertainment Series following groups of 20-somethings over the course of a typical weekend. Four London clubbers dress outrageously and get high on a night out in Amsterdam, and in Cheshire the Sandbach rugby team take male bonding to shocking extremes as they celebrate another win by hitting the booze. When the two groups are shown the footage of their nights out, will they be shocked or impressed by their behaviour?
ITV3
01:15 In the Name of the Father
film Fact-based drama about Gerry Conlon, sentenced to life imprisonment for alleged IRA bombing activities. After the Guildford pub bomb in 1974, Conlon finds himself arrested, tried, and sentenced for the crime he had nothing to do with. Before long, he is joined in prison by his father, charged as an accomplice.
ITV4
01:10 The Force
Documentary Hard-hitting reports from the frontline of the war on crime. Police deal with violent scenes outside a club as best friends fall out. And the chopper cops come down to earth as they make a rare arrest.
01:40 The Larry Sanders Show
End of the Season
Sitcom Sharp, satirical comedy about an American TV talk show. Beverly discovers Larry in a compromising position. With guests Roseanne, Pat Sajak and Jeff Cesario.
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Channel 4
01:40 4 Music:The JD Set Presents: Young Knives
Music and Arts A live set from the indie rock three-piece.
01:50 4 Music:Tiscali Sessions
Music and Arts Exclusive live set from Glaswegian trio the Fratellis.
More4
01:15 Countdown
Game show Des O'Connor and Carol Vorderman host the show where contestants race against the clock in the words and numbers game.
E4
01:00 Big Brother's Big Mouth
Entertainment The Big Brother debate show, giving fans, journalists, relatives of the housemates and obsessives the opportunity to speak out about the latest events.
01:30 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest action live and direct from the Big Brother house.
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Five US
01:00 Quiz Call
Interests Interactive quiz show giving viewers the chance to answer questions for money. Viewers contact the studio to compete for cash prizes.
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Sky Three
01:00 Hidden Egypt: Secrets of the Pyramids
Travel Egypt's pyramids have captured the imagination of historians for generations. Who built the mighty structures and could the Sphinx outdate them? New discoveries are unveiled.
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BBC1 South East
02:45 Joins BBC News 24
News and Current Affairs
BBC2
02:10 Star Trek
Assignment Earth
Drama Sent back to Earth to find out what happened in 1968, when a global disaster was only narrowly averted, Captain Kirk and Mr Spock find their mission complicated by the machinations of the mysterious Mister Seven.
BBC3
02:15 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
My Delicious Guava
Sitcom Sitcom about the lives and loves of five twentysomethings. Jonny ruins his first date with Kate by trying too hard to be manly. A big hairy spider upsets Louise's plan to live with Janet. Gaz bids to become a pop idol.
02:45 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Cuggles
Sitcom Sitcom about the lives and loves of five twentysomethings. Janet and Gaz get much closer than they'd ever intended. Jonny and Kate find out how biscuits can improve your love life, while Louise applies for a lucrative new job.
BBC4
02:20 The Magic Roundabout Story
Interests A celebration of the classic children's series. Created in Paris in the early 1960s, the Magic Roundabout was brought to the British screen by actor Eric Thompson, to the enduring delight of both children and adults.
BBC News 24
02:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
02:30 The Record Review
Current affairs Highlights of the week in Parliament.
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ITV2
02:25 ITV Play: Make Your Play
Interests Play ITV's new interactive game show from home using your skill and judgement for a chance to win nightly cash prizes of up to 50,000 pounds. Come on, Make Your Play!
ITV4
02:10 The Professionals
In the Public Interest
Drama Action-packed drama series about two criminal-intelligence agents. Bodie and Doyle find themselves hunted men as they investigate an inexplicable drop in the city's crime rate.
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Channel 4
02:05 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest housemate action broadcast live and direct from the Big Brother house.
Film4
02:20 Slums of Beverly Hills
film Comedy drama about a lower-middle-class family struggling to survive in Beverly Hills by staying constantly on the move. The normal routine is disrupted when their teenage daughter, embarrassed by her family, starts becoming curious about sex, while simultaneously having to look after her mentally unstable adult cousin who has absconded from an institution.
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Sky Three
02:00 Secret World of Cruise Ships
Travel Once seen as the floating playgrounds of the rich, cruise ships are now within the reach of any traveller. This programme goes behind the scenes to see the work that goes into the seamless pampering, wining, dining and entertaining aboard luxury liners and budget cruisers.
02:55 Redcoats
Documentary Fly-on-the-wall series following the lives of the Butlins redcoats. Pete, Tori and Kim are worried about the future as the New Year is welcomed in - will they be offered their jobs back for a new season?
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BBC2
03:00 Star Trek
Spock's Brain
Drama A beautiful woman's ghostly image startles the crew of the Enterprise, but its disappearance brings the discovery that Mr Spock's brain has been removed with surgical precision.
03:50 Malcolm in the Middle
Polly in the Middle
Sitcom Sitcom about a gifted boy growing up in a chaotic family. Polly is dating both Abe and Craig. Malcolm refuses to believe in the power of Dewey's lucky shirt. Lois takes the kids to a baseball convention.
BBC3
03:15 Sex... with Mum and Dad
Interests Series in which British families discuss sexual issues using the techniques of Dutch sexologist Maria Schopman, who aims to increase trust in the family unit and shake off embarrassment. 17-year-old Dale Linton treats women like they are trophies to be paraded in front of his mates and his mum is sick of his attitude. Abby Standen has been allowed to sleep with her boyfriends at home for the last three years, but as the number of partners has grown her parents are changing the rules.
BBC4
03:20 When the Stranglers Met Roland Rat
Documentary Documentary which goes in search of the colliding worlds of pop and kids' TV, including the embarrassing moments, strange kids and bizarre incidents that illuminated the many facets of the genre. With interviews from past programme makers, presenters, pop stars and record company executives, including Sarah Greene, Mike Read, Stephen Gately, Tommy Boyd, Searchers and Emma Forbes.
BBC News 24
03:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
03:30 Your News
News and Current Affairs The programme where viewers provide the news through pictures, videos and stories. With Richard Bilton and Laura Jones.
BBC Parliament
03:15 Home Affairs Committee
Current affairs Recorded coverage of the Home Affairs Committee session on knife crime from Tuesday 27 March.
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ITV3
03:35 Savage Planet
Fatal Tide
Documentary Series about the powerful forces which affect planet Earth. This edition looks at the devastation wreaked by flood waters and high winds, and looks back at some of the disasters that these phenomena have caused.
ITV4
03:10 Now and Again
The Insurance Man Always Rings Twice
Drama Sci-fi drama series about a government agent brought back from the dead in a superhuman body. Michael learns about Lisa's money troubles and asks Theo for a leave of absence in order to resolve the crisis.
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Channel 4
03:55 Goalissimo!
Sport Weekly round-up of all the best football action from around the world. Featuring all the best goals, highlights and interviews from the major leagues across the globe, including Italy, France and Holland.
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Sky Three
03:20 Eye of the Storm
Documentary Richard Madeley presents camcorder footage from people who have lived through natural disasters. The Saguenay lake in Quebec was kept artificially high for watersports, but when a year's worth of rain fell in one July night, 500 homes were destroyed.
03:50 Vets in Hong Kong
Documentary Series following six vets who work at the Hong Kong SPCA, one of the region's busiest practices. Tudor has to fix the legs of a small dog that has been in an accident.
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BBC News 24
04:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
04:30 Changing Habitats
Current affairs As part of the BBC's Springwatch season, Nick Higham and BBC News investigate Britain's disappearing wildlife habitats, from front gardens to fens, Scottish fishing grounds to urban wasteland and what can be done safeguard threatened species.
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ITV1 Anglia
04:10 60 Minute Makeover
Interests Claire Sweeney presents a design series in which the team has just one hour to transform a home with a design makeover. Today's programme features a neglected basement flat in Stoke Newington which has just been bought by an engaged couple. Derek Taylor's challenge is to get rid of the dated wood chip and create a first home to be proud of.
ITV2
04:00 Teleshopping
Interests Shopping from home.
ITV3
04:00 Teleshopping
Interests Shopping from home.
ITV4
04:00 Teleshopping
Interests Shopping from home.
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Channel 4
04:45 Countdown
Game show Des O'Connor and Carol Vorderman host the show where contestants race against the clock in the words and numbers game. This week's Dictionary Corner guest is Clarissa Dickson-Wright.
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Sky Three
04:15 Masterminds
Bandit Queen
Documentary Investigations into some of history's most daring and complex crime capers. Florida police were baffled by a string of robberies in mansions with tight security, as skilled burglar Judy Amar evaded capture.
04:40 The Tube
Documentary Series following London Underground staff as they face the daily challenge of running an over-stretched and under-funded network. Discover what it takes to replace 4,000 tonnes of ballast, 1,600 sleepers and more than 1,300 metres of track in just six days. Plus, see how an unattended bag on a Piccadilly Line train causes frayed nerves and a station evacuation.
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BBC News 24
05:00 BBC News
News and Current Affairs All the latest news from around the world.
05:30 Our World: Old Man Atom
Documentary The scramble for energy supplies and worries about global warming have led to a big come-back for the nuclear industry, with dozens of new power stations due to be built in coming years. But who will control it?
BBC Parliament
05:00 Prime Minister's Questions
Current affairs Recorded coverage from Wednesday.
05:30 Scottish First Minister's Questions
Current affairs Recorded coverage of the First Minister's Questions in the Scottish Parliament.
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ITV1 Anglia
05:00 ITV Nightscreen
Interests Text-based information service.
05:30 ITV Early Morning News
News and Current Affairs The latest national and international news.
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Channel 4
05:30 New Shoots: Films from Disabled Directors
Lost Luggage
Documentary Documentary series screening the debut films of disabled directors. Lucy Bennett's film reveals how a selection of suitcases lost at airports every week go under the hammer at a London auction house, offering customers both a bargain buy and an insight into the journeys and identities of strangers.
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Five
05:35 Wildlife SOS
Documentary Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers at a wildlife sanctuary who save injured and orphaned wild animals.
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Sky Three
05:05 Taste
Cookery Designer food programme. Recipes include chargrilled tuna and poached pears with Gorgonzola. Pip Martin tries riesling, and William Sitwell recommends corkscrews. Plus mushroom hunting.
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BBC1 South East
06:00 Breakfast
News and Current Affairs News and topical reports.
BBC2
06:00 CBeebies:Teletubbies
Seals
Children Preschool fun, fantasy and education. In order to see what everyone else is doing, Tinky Winky looks across Tellytubby land from the top of the dome. He sees Laa-Laa skipping, Po marching and Dipsy dancing.
BBC News 24
06:00 Breakfast
News and Current Affairs Early-morning programme with news bulletins. Including Click.
BBC Parliament
06:00 Political Highlights
Current affairs Recorded coverage of political highlights.
CBeebies
06:00 Teletubbies
Children Pre-school fun from Teletubbyland. Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies come to play, providing fun, fantasy and education for the under fives.
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ITV1 Anglia
06:00 Engie Benjy
Children Animated adventures with the helpful chap and his faithful dog Jollop.
ITV2
06:00 Ni Ni's Treehouse
Children Pre-school fun. Ni Ni reads another tale from one of his hand-made books. Through his pictures, he takes viewers into the world of Oooberryland, a place where imagination knows no bounds.
ITV3
06:00 Brideshead Revisited
A Blow upon a Bruise
Drama Dramatisation of Evelyn Waugh's classic novel about an impressionable young Oxford undergraduate. New Year at Brideshead furthers Sebastian's descent in the eyes of his family, and Charles angers the Marchmains when he attempts to help.
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Channel 4
06:00 The Treacle People
Up, Up and Away
Animation Children's animation series set in the treacle-mining town of Sabden Moor. Will the Prof's latest invention allow the town to export their glutinous product beyond the valley?
E4
06:00 Big Brother Live
Documentary All the latest action live and direct from the Big Brother house.
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Five
06:00 Sunrise
News and Current Affairs National and international news.
Five Life
06:00 Beachcomber Bay
Knick-knacks
Children Puppet fun for youngsters. Bertha has made Salty some lovely sausages - in her art class.
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Sky Three
06:00 Sky Travel Shop - Sky Three
Travel The latest tourism and travel news.
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