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The World Of MeHello! Welcome to this little corner of cyberspace that my webpages call home. Or would, if they could talk. You're probably wondering what is this site about? What is it's point? Well, does there have to be one? I have to admit that I pretty much put this here on a whim and post content in much the same way. It will therefore probably come across a lot more random and disjointed that I do in real life, but hey. You can find stuff on here - that's pretty much as specific as it gets. When I feel like sharing something either in writing or computer-related, up it goes. I realise that this site is missing pictures at the moment - I'm not great at art and graphic design and never seem to be able to find the time. I'll rectify this some time, but for the moment it'll just suffer from a slightly dull look and staggeringly fast loading times. While you're here, do find time for a virtual cup of tea (yes! I am English and addicted to the stuff! I admit it...) put your feet up, vote in the poll on the right and sign the guestbook. I promise that the content will get better but this is a gradual process. So that's it then. Enjoy! |
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FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #9
Laundry:
Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article
of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight
years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes,
he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain
of clothes to the laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at
the laundromat. This is a myth.
Nicknames:
If Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle get together for lunch,
they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle. But if
Mike, Dave, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately
refer to each other as Bullet-Head, Godzilla, Peanut Brain and Useless.
Socks:
Men wear sensible socks. They wear standard white sweatsocks.
Women wear strange socks. They are cut way below the ankles, have pictures
of clouds on them, and have a big fuzzy ball on the back.
