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Results of Polls

Who will win Euro 2004?

19/06/2004

ENGLAND!!!		0 votes, 0%
France		0 votes, 0%
Germany		0 votes, 0%
Holland		1 votes, 100%
Switzerland		0 votes, 0%
Someone else		0 votes, 0%

Total votes cast: 1.

Well I....

12/12/2003

...wish it could be christmas every day		0 votes, 0%
...wish they'd stop playing christmas songs continually from october		2 votes, 29%
...wish somebody would write some christmas songs that weren't so irritating		0 votes, 0%
...wish Andy could come up with better web polls		2 votes, 29%
...wish it was warm again		0 votes, 0%
...wish I had better things to do with my time than fill in pointless web polls		3 votes, 43%

Total votes cast: 7.

I think Tom is gay because....

22/11/2003

He fancies Greg		1 votes, 33%
He fancies Chris		0 votes, 0%
I'm gay		0 votes, 0%
He's told Chris he's gay		1 votes, 33%
I listen to Chris too much		1 votes, 33%
He fancies Greg		0 votes, 0%

Total votes cast: 3.

Summer is....

20/07/2003

BRILLLIANT!!!! Wehey!		1 votes, 8%
Alright		1 votes, 8%
A load of old b*****cks, innit?		0 votes, 0%
Too bloody hot		10 votes, 83%
Too bloody cold		0 votes, 0%
Much better in another country		0 votes, 0%

Total votes cast: 12.

Big Brother is......

28/05/2003

the best thing to happen to TV		0 votes, 0%
an originally good idea that's just got tired		0 votes, 0%
trashy telly at its most... trashy		1 votes, 33%
pointless to anyone above the IQ of a lower mollusc		1 votes, 33%
symptomatic of the decline of intelligence where the satirical view of a nightmare state is transformed to a.... (blah blah)		1 votes, 33%
OK		0 votes, 0%

Total votes cast: 3.

Make up your own question

23/03/2003

You		0 votes, 0%
Me		1 votes, 11%
Us		2 votes, 22%
Them		0 votes, 0%
Chocolate		4 votes, 44%
Cream		2 votes, 22%

Total votes cast: 9.

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Who will win Euro 2004?

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